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Did you,how many and which serious injuries you had?
I hold the record in my family...
I broke my left arm twice(almaust the same spot), had four or five brain concussions, broke my ribs two times, broke my foot,then...the litlle finger on my left foot...then my toe, than....what else? yeah...my sternum...and my pelvis...the tail wertebrae...If I remember something else I`ll tell you...
Now its your turn...

hehehe...can we include weapons injuries?
rofl

does burns count?...me and the stove don't get along so wel...lol

yeah do burns count? I dont get alone with heat either (you are NOT alone!)

Nothing too bad, Ive never broken anything... I htink the worst pain Ive had is that self-inflicted via piercings. I love piercings, but it isnt amazingly pleasant.

Good idea for a thread though dear x x

i agree. Id like to see how dangerous these people are...

mmm
burns, sharp objects, sharp nails (the metal kind), things fallin on me, animal bites....shall i keep on?

ive never had a broken bone tho, well except my pinkies....i always seem to break my pinkies....thats weird....oh yeah my coccyx...that one hurts alot!

Various broken bones, ankles, wrists, fingers, toes, bites ... barfights are NOT your friends, kiddies.

Lessee, other than broken bones, burns, cuts and scrapes, we'd have to list weapon injuries to get any others.

Cracked ribs from a great sword on a few occasions. That was fun.

I know what my innards look like from one amazingly bad judgement call on making smartass comments. Knives suck, especially when you don't know about them.

Scar on my right calf from a 22.

Umm, teeth have been kicked in - I effing HATE Los Angeles - and my nose has been broken ... twice? Pool cue both times. SO, now I snort when I giggle too much. And I snore.

I live a much quieter life now. I'm getting old and healing takes a bit longer.

My Lord girl....I need to wrap you in bubble wrap Banshee before you go anywhere....Ouch

As for I, I have been blessed only buckled a bone in my wrist...however if near death counts...then certainly whe rigging slipped and near came free while climbing...

Post Script,

e-mails Banshee an endless supply of snoppy bandages, the same for all else whom enter this thread and are acident prone...all needed is to name your character :P

How could I forget...when I was widdle a nail passed through my knee and surfaced out the other side, I was bed ridden for a month, suffer arthritis to this day because of it.

i've broken my tibia and fibula ( the two bones on you shin) slashed my arm open ( hence the massive scar), been burnt by a fire place, been attack by a sworm of bees, and been bitten by a german shepard.

hmm
broken ankle...dislocated same ankle at same time....three concussions...nose broken once, torn ligaments in both ankles, stabbed once(not badly)
and oh about 27 electrocutions...4 serious one almost fatal
and that damned lobotomy

ok will start with recent and work back
1 dislocated my hip chiped a piece of the pelvis the size of a silver dollar-toe screws 2 concusion 3 arm from hand up to elbow in a fast food frier (not revealing which chian 3 torn anteriar crucier ligement in my right knee 4 broke all the toes on the right foot to pins 5 pease of glass shattered next to my eye 6 whiplash

both pinkies, several toes, my tailbone, broken left knee, tore tendons in right knee, several burns(some self inflicted), many knife cuts and thats about it

Worst things I've gone to the doctor for where the times I had strep throat and chicken pox... both as a child.

The worst actual injuries.... concussion from taking a combat boot to the temple.
Broken foot from dropping a full keg on it.
Almost ripping my nipple rings out multiple times.
Having a certain part of the anatomy that isn't intended to get along with teeth bitten hard enough to leave a scar.

I have broken my thumb and my pinky, I used to play soccer and I hyper jumped. Causing my knee to be all screwed up but I still played on it making it worse. I head butted my sister and gave myself a concousion (sp) I have stabbed myself...not meaning to tho. I got into a fist fight with my sister and stuck my elbo thru a glass window, should have had stitches and never went for them. . . I was cut by a huge piece of rust and again I should have had stitches and didnt get them, I have split open my head twice, Tho that was when I was small, Fell on ice and busted open my chin, busted open my knee, I broke my pinky knuckle and the one next to it... I rolled of my roof fracturing my ribs, umm and lots of piercings ive done myself, like putting a safety pin thru my skin on my wrist....

wooT!!!! lol i haven't broken a single bone, nor dislocated anything. I've had only mild burns, but no scarring.... :D

lets see self inflicted 5 stabed myself n the leg with a carving knife not on purpouse mind u had my ear bitten off fell off a moving car and twisted my knee and gashed my for head had 5 stitches in it work related 1 broken ankle 3 spraind ankles roadrash from stupid things but i still say my best one is my ear i still have a chunk missing

oh my god you accident prone people!!!

Get person air bags!

Well, being a vamp.. I've been unbreakable and thus far am fully in tacted

*grins*

I tripped over my words, once and bruised my ego. Does that count?

my greates injury was a broken heart

everything counts...ok, maby the ego thing doesn`t...firearms, burns, self inflicted woons....funy things....yeah I remembered I once sat on a nail...i stept on a nail...got almaust trough my foot... got stuck on to a barbwire...and I have fallen from many many trees...

everything counts...ok, maby the ego thing doesn`t...firearms, burns, self inflicted woons....funy things....yeah I remembered I once sat on a nail...i stept on a nail...got almaust trough my foot... got stuck on to a barbwire...and I have fallen from many many trees...

Oh. Yes. Barbed wire sucks, too.

Running fence is not good for the accident prone. Nuff said.

I am miss accident prone...

I've cracked my skull from a metal ceiling fan (don't ask) so I have a nice chunk out of my head gone

I have a scar on my forehead from a glass door (don't ask again)

I skimboard flew into my face and bore a hole straight through and knocked me out.

I stepped on the same rusty nail three times in a row and it nearly went all teh way through.

fractured my right arm

numerous ankle sprains

I've gotten a thorn in the back of my eyeball and had to have it surgically removed (DON'T ask)

Been run over by a jetski

My hip pops out of socket all the time (that's why I'm so damn flexible :p)

what else...

oh yeah...tripped and screamed while falling and the corner of a picnic bench went up inside my mouth and shredded the roof of my mouth fusing a tooth and I got an abcsess due to it...luckily I was 6 and it was a baby tooth and i eventually lost it because the tooth turned black :s

need I go on?

that all made me cringe. you take the cake.

I'm trying...

I'm not too accident prone...knock on wood...although when i was 5 I did sprain my left leg and had to wear a cast (for a sprain yeah go figure). Oh then there was the time I got scalded with hot dog water, and when i broke my toe playing basket ball barefooted (it was either that of 2 inch heels) uhm then I blew out both my knees in high school chasing after a 4 year old.

...gee maybe I'm a little more accident prone then I thought LOL

* I sneak into moreish's house and add tripwires to her staircases....come join the party oh moreish one....hehhee

Well I've never broken any bones but I have been stabbed in the eye with a pencil. I'm not blind, but it did leave a nice grey spot on my eye. And a box thrown at me left a cool scar and took off a part of my eyebrow that never grew back.

My left eye is just [b]not[/b] lucky...

i broke my right hand when i punched the floor because i was pissed over a girl, got my pinkee ripped off when i was very young when my grandmother took a knife i was holding out of my hand, i was chopping wood and the ax went into my leg, i fell down concrete stairs and hit my head on the edge of the stairs ripping a gapping wound in my head, i cut my middle finger open so much so I had to get stitches...um i think thats about it for now...hopefully i'll hurt myself some more so i can post it up..:)

actually i am sad to say that i have not had any serious injuries. No broken arms, legs,head,finger,toe, neck, ankle, anything. the most thing i have had broke more then 5 time is a broken heart, soul and a broken future

I forgot to tell you how I broke my ribs! And its a good one...First time a cow got me hanging from her horn, and the second time a f*ck...I forgot the word...
a mail sheep atacked me.
whell..i am gonna be a vet some day...but a broken one seems so...

*banishes Daermon to her room for a good round of punishment....*

I have a heart shaped paddle that needs to be broken in >:)

lol well, let the list Begiiiinnn,
lol I've been stabed by: knives, forks, swords, spears, kama, shiriken, sharp rocks, pitch forks, and misc. sharp metal things.

I've been shot by: .22cal rifels, 9mm hand gun, 3 diffrent nail guns, and 4 diff staple guns.

I've fallen: off roofs, thru roofs, down stairs, up stairs, over stairs, tru stairs, down ladders, up ladders, tru laders, thru windows, out of them too.

Cut by: glass, paper, tupper ware bowls, knives, PC parts, misc. metal things.

I've been: thru explosions(TnT and mic. home made explosives), set on fire(by my own stupidity, lost hair lots times lol), Electricuted(maaaaaany times), 4 severe car crashes, broken all my ribs, coller bones, legs, nose, LoL soooo many scars too, lol, had my ass kiked lots wen i was a kid(damm father, uncles, and cuzins, and their friends, and moms bad ass BF's), Lost soooo much blood, I've almost died 7 times. Not to mension 4 foiled suicides.

All in all I've had a fun child and teen years, lol even now at 24yr old, I still have more accidents than most ppl i know. My family cant belive im still alive. ^_^

Well when I was younger, going all the way up to teenage years, I would twist either writst or ankle. It became so much like clockwork that my folks would plan trips around my injuries. I broke my leg when I was 5 or so. Broke my ankle about 2 years ago. I have a slash on my arm from a psycho......hmmmm. Right now I'm nursing a heel spur, but the podiatrist' slip ins are working exceptionally well.

Now if I can only learn not to eat the purple stuff on graves in the middle of the night that smell like flowers.

dont forget pride everyone has had that injured and yes sometimes it can be serious

Lets see.... I have a scar at the tip of both my ring and middle figers on my left ahnd where they were almost chopped completely off when I was 4. I have broken both of my middle fingers, I have hyperextention in both wrists, both ankles and my left knee. I lost some mobility in my left leg where I tore the muscle right where my leg joins my groin in my inner thigh (That was really painful) I have hyperextended my knee several times since I was 9. I have broken 2 toes, Oh....I fractured my jaw, that wasn't pleasant. I had a concussion when I was 8. I had a severe allergic reaction to heat when I was 9 which left huge blisters all over my body. I was home for 3 weeks for that. I've almost gotten set on fire, only minor burns though...I haven't had all that many injuries, but I am still feeling the aftereffects of the ones I had, I have arthritis in both legs. I also receive most injuries from my illnesses...sun poisoning occurs often, burns, fainting, dizzy spells, irregular heartbeat, that is what truly plagues me.

Okay lemme see here I have broken my finger and got a blood clot in my pinkie from falling of a picnic table *shakes head* I have severly sprained my ankle to the point of it would have been better if I broke it ( dam kids I was baby sitting for) I have a blood clot in my leg that was from groin area to about my knee. ( I almost died from this. When I went into the hospital 4 days after my leg was purple with no pulse they said if i would of waited any later the blood clot was on the way to my heart) Thats about it...

Ohhhhhhhhh and I forgot the numerous times I have stepped on rusty nails... *sigh* and the time I sat on a bee... *smacks forehead* sometimes I truely amaze myself by my lack of common sense.. lol

I have broken my left pinkie finger 4 times (baseball) , my left bird finger bone was broken in half (surgery) , my right pinkie finger 5 times....bones in my right hand 8 times. Blew my left knee out twice....full reconstruction on it both times...as well as orthoscopic surgery twice. Broken nose with surgery to fix it. Also caught Dysentery and Giardia in Africa while hitchiking in 93........was so sick (lost 50 pounds) had to return to the States.

i have mild, but painful at the time, idiot wounds....HA! kicking my leg in the air, real hard, and hitting my toes on the way up! HA! hitting my wee toe on a corner of wall as i ran around the corner (im laughing my ass off replaying this shit). and once when i was little, i held onto the towel rack, and walked up the wall and it came off in my hands, and i fell onto the ground, on my back! HA! ok, and another time, i kicked in the air, wearing a tight nightgown and threw myself on the ground (ouch!)! HA.....last but not all, i was drunk and dancing naked at a party, doing a seductive number on a chair and fell over it....that hurt everything! :P HA.....gawd. not to mention all the alcohol falls. =)

have always been a naughty kid getting into trouble. i am full of scars and stiches but am proud of each and every one of them, even tho they hurt sumtimes.

*each and every one of them 'scars and stitches' has a special memory attached to it. :-)

3 stitches in my head, broken left wrist (that's twice), and broken right wrist, broken ankle (that's the left) scars..fell from a truck..bike accident.. mountaineering accident, sea rocks accident., skates accident..i guess that's all

i had both legs broke in a car crash and had to be 7 weeks then walk on cruches for 3 weeks it sucked

i just remembered...i sat on a bee, and once i`ve sat on a hornet,that was painfoul....

hmm lets see ive broken my wrist my arm torn ligements in my elbow broken my anckle crushed my pinky ring and middle finger knuckles on each hand have had 2 concussions and too many self inflicted cuts and burns to count and then 6 self done peircings......ahhh the pain soothes me

27th demon

LMAO Banshee, I am sure that was painful!!

I have died twice on two separate occasions that is and both times i recovered....I have broken my left arm..my nose, my cheekbones....my lower 4 vertebrae...three ribs, a punctured lung, a ruptured ear drum( Yeah I like it LOUD) , two broken fingers three broke toes and a broken wrist.I have also been stabbed in the abdomen 4 times, and have also had two c sections...lol and my tonsils removed ...^^v^^

injuries... umm... nothing serious so far... as in nothing broke but I could go on with minor injuries.... ok I'll travel head to toe...

So, for 1) I seem to have been born with a fractured skull, which goes from my left eybrow up to the centre of my head. It's not visible, but you can feel it. on the right hand side of my forehead I have a scar, appearantely when I was really young I hit my head against some piece of furniture because of my sis... dunno! The side of my nose hurt because once my dog tried to rip it off for me... it burns with weather change. I hit the back of my head on a slide when I was about 3, my hair fell off and I got a bump, now it doesn't show either. I have 4 stitches on my chin, I fell off a low wall when I was young and landed on the edge of a stair.

I slid down about 7steps, got whiplash wth the last one, and hit the back of my neck so I couldn't turn my head. Fractured both thumbs in a week while playing volleyball, both still click if I turn them 360deg. Left wrist cracks indefinately along with left elbow... which is weird!

Crashed with a bicycle about a year and a half ago, and crushed the end of my spine with the seat, so i couldn't sit down properly for a week, and now it stime!till hurts if i sit for long periods of time. I have a scar on my right thigh, made because i was jumping over someones gate and I got stuck in barbed wire! I have another scar on the same thigh because I ran into an iron drawer! :S

I fell a story and a half... hit all different stair levels as i was going down... (3 hits in all) and came out with just a briuse, and couldn't walk for a couple of days! have a number of scars on my knees, through football with kids, and jumping off walls (no I never learn!)

And last but not least... I fracture my little left toe 3 times...

There are some other minor injuries like falling down stairs but I don't remember much about them!

Damn. I only had Broken fingers, toes, broken ankle and wrist.

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