Welcome to the Cafe.....the only rule is to avoid rude flamings.....discussion...argument(not too heated) and weirdness is open, allowed, and accepted. The art on the walls mirrors your true self.....and the walls themselves......tend to be shifting reality as the are formed from chaos.... the coffee is get it yourself...the bar is open....the jukebox is playing....and the flying monkey is in residence....that would be me....
and the only rule we have IS enforced.....so NO derogatory rudeness...other than that...anything goes.....
if i can get this fucker to post that is
finally...it only took six tried to post this fucker....damn glitchy forums
it took me six tries to get cafe 18 to post...
wouldn't go through....second time it's done that too me
Hi BloodThirst...thanks for the response...its kinda hard to get a conversation going here....and I am in a different time zone from most....
Here is 4.00 am.
*lits a cigarette and serves herself a cup of coffee*
So what are you doing? I mean besides being here
3 things at once...work...profile....trying to dredge html from the depths of my addled brain....
I really like the bars on your profile...I would like to get some like that, but with celtic weave, but cant seem to find any...
No, I am not located in the USA
Read my profile!
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4am huh....and not in the states.....must be another canuck
hehe
same time here....
ah.....all becomes clear....I hope that your unlives have improved over there?
ok so south..not north...but in the same timezone tho...
and yup king ol boy..we're at 18....
were the hell ya been?
Well, I'm in Asia...far out time zone! haha!
Sorry, Daer, been out for like three days..Batman was addicting!!
Way to go café 18!
only movie I have seen more than once in theatres other than the crow....was the dawn of the dead remake....
but i'm off to bed as it is starting to get light out....hehhhe
hahah! light scares Daer!
The Dawn of the Dead didn't scare me..kinda like made me laugh (yes, sick me!) BUT look at the zombies (or are they called those?)
Batman was great..yeah!
=)
Ok people I'm out of here now.
I will see you all in #21
*floats into the room out of a deep mist* Good morning/noon/night to all....How is everyone...? *Bows to Daermon* I've brought some gifts i would like you to have...as i have for everyone else...
How intriguing; gifts *smiles and takes a sip of her creamy coffee*
ROFL @ NIC!!!
Too funny, mamma.
:: rummages through her candy stash ::
Lalalalala....
*Yawns a bit* now.... lesse.... let's try to see if i can... *Walks up the wall & falls off the ceiling* DAMN MY HALF BLOODEDNESS!!!
-Giggles abit as she sits into a seat at a table dinking nothing but water.-
-Relaxes a bit, brushing the hair out of her face.- "I don't hate mankind, I only but strongly dislike them.. Hate is such.. A strong yet meaningless word."
yes... isnt it though....*pokers her in the nose* well do you at least like me? Im a half breed but hey... im loveable arent i?
Shrugs abit. "I like anyone whom doesn't precide on fustrating me."
lol.. okay...*offers her a boquet of black roses in return for friendship?* *massages her neck softly* No frustration.... only happiness... come back with me say nice nice things about never never land. ;)
Mmmmmm...delectible, thank you!
*regains her consciousness*
How's your book coming along Taste?
*sits eagerly awaiting future tid-bits*
Suga Momma, Khay, silly as usual!
@}--'- You know I love ya!!
Lol..... no... but seriously.... *bites a chunk out of his wrist and watches the blood flow freely* want some...? Anyone...
-Groans abit.- Not working on it till I get my puter back which means.... Till july...
So tempting...but I should honestly wait...wouldn't want to be 'drunk' before somethin good happens.
I think it's better to take a break every now and then, anyway, Taste; collecting your thoughts gives you a rejuvienated perspective at times.
Shrugs abit. "If I don't work on it constently.. I lose sight on what I was writing."
*Is lost* uhhhh.....*Watches his arm heal up* thank you.....god... i was starting to think i would bleed to death... DAMN MY HALF BLOODEDNESS! DAMN IT TO A BLOODY HELL!! (thinks he may enjoy that too much) Your a writer too taste...? I just do poetry...can i look in your journal.... i never do without asking ppl first... you really may want to look in mine also... personal and poetry...
Oh yea, Taste has a very good talent for intriguing entries of an up-coming best seller *winks in Taste's direction*
whether she thinks so, or not!
I have a feeling that alll of us, if not possessing the unique ability to write, enjoy the work from the minds of others alike.
*lights a newport, replenishes her cup o' joe*
Hey all ;)
Damn, I finally get to the number 18!
So many threads, my head is hurting...
~light a cigarette~
Am not.. It's my first time for such a book. -Sighs abit.-
Good morning everyone...WOW I missed most of 16 and all of 17. How remiss of me. How is everyone today?
oooOOOooo 18 huh. Nice. **pokes her head in** just dropping by for a moment **hugs taste and angelpie and everyone else that wants one** I am off to bed though. Sweet dreams all.
Aw, my favorite lil person is here! Heya Angelpie...and don't worry, I'm sure I'm more worse off than you....this is the first one I've taken the time to keep up with.
*hugs*
I was doin' good, then you came in...now I'm doin' great! I've written another poem...still have to think about putting it up, tho. I met jus message it to you when I get home from work.
Damn, coffee's cold.
*Gets another....yummmy*
Oooooooooh a new poem *jumps up and down* Can't wait to read it darlin! Im sure its going to be fabulous!!!!!!!
You're so cute!!! And you're makin' me blush...did you have some good coffee this mornin'?
You're cuter! *giggle*
Well I always love a little coffee in my cream and sugar. LOL
Hey everyone! Wow, 18 already and the place is still looks uhmmm somewhat clean from yesturday! :P
*gets out magic mop and broom for cleaning*
*pours some green tea and sits next to Angelpie*
How's everyone doing?
Well I figured that much, Angel, can't help it with our jobs *wink*
Good afternoon Mistress :-)
Exactly PandorazPixie. Navy = drinking alot of coffee and smoking LOL
I am very well today Angelpie! Thanks for asking...
Pixie! Hello there hun! I am sorry I didn't say anything to you... how rude! :P
So alike we are, Angel, I've had to had some major suger intake to last this long through the day. :-P~
No worries, Mistress, we jus haven't had the opportunity to 'meet' as it were. *walks over and pecks Mistress on the cheek*
Lovely to meet you!!
I love the new pic you have as your avatar Pixie. It's gorgeous!
*turns redder than the robe in the pic*
Thank you, Darlin'; I've got a couple of others in my pro and portfolio that you might enjoy as well *wink*
WOW!!!! They are all beautiful and that full length one is SMOKIN!!!!
Thank you my lovely lovely Angelpie!
*Feels exquisite as she downs the rest of her suger high*
You are very very welcome sweetie! It was my pleasure.
~runs in...grabs a latte..with a shot of hazelnut syrup ..of course.. and schlomps into a chair ~
Why oh why the bad spacing thingy whenever I post in threads??...
~tres cross and upset~ grrrr
*smiles* Now my day is complete! I've got Anglepie and Deity in my sights.
Hello Deity and Sunshine. How are you lovely ladies doing today?
O_o...Sunshine, don't worry about the way your post looks as long as your message is read. Greetings to you as well!
Doing good thanks! Putting off steamcleaning though. LOL
Damn office people...don't worry, Angie, I'm jus talkin' about my office. I have to go for now...do a little work and such...I'll try to be back later, but you all have an enjoyable time!
I step out of my hidey hole in the wall and it closes after me.....look around...ooo gifts for me?...wow....
reach behind the counter to get my caffienne iv set up....and go sit with piegirl and the deity...morning ladies....just here for a bit then I got shit to do
Hey there handsome! Have a seat! I'm here for a bit as well. I"m supposed to be steamcleaning my house....I dread it LOL
hehe actually I have to run off now....looks over at a severed smiley hand and mini light saber on the floor....what the hell did I miss?
hugs the girls...pinches their bottoms...and poof....hes gone
Later Daer....you missed the other side of my butt! Gots to make it even ya know. ROFL
Pie you're very funny!
*slinks into a chair and sings random songs*
How long have you been in the Navy?
Oh where or where did everyone go!!
Oh where oh where can they be!!
Sorry mistress i was talking to a friend on aim.....
I've been in just over 10 years
so you're at #18 already, damn. Unbelievable. well actually it is but oh well. Where the hell is everybody and why is there a smell of feces lingering about?
Walks in looks around and walks over to the conter and fixes a mug of cafe mocha, finds a seat and sits down to relax for a bit.
Sorry, NightBlossom have somethings on my mind I was going over~and browsing the site ~
Looks up from the coputer where she has been chatting with one of her firends....Hey Shadow! Walks over and gives him a warm hug and kiss on the cheek.
of course, of course, completely understandable. Ihave too much on my mind and i'm looking for a way to escape from it.
Catches Angelpie before she can get away and hugs her and lightly kisses her.
How are you M'Lady.
I'm good Angel, even better now that your here ~smiles softly~
~her Highness enters the dark and dank pit~
Foul is the smell....
My dear you keep this up I just may have to give you a little more love. Hugs her gently
Hugs ShadowWolf back. I think I could use a drink....waves her hand and a glass of capn and morgan appears. mmmmm good
Hello Empress, hello DeathsDisciple.
How are you doing?
Finishes his cafe mocha and speaks a few words the mug refills with spiced rum
Clicks glasses with ShadowWolf. Gotta love the spiced rum. =)
Aye, that you do my dear. Wispers a few words and a bottle of it appears on the table in front of them.
Ahhhhh my deepest thanks ShadowWofl. Refills the glass.
Hello all glad to see you so cozy and happy .. Good day..
Smiles softly at Angel. Your welcome my dear. Raise his mug, heres to your health.
Why thank you ShadowWolf. Ditto!
Hello there Blackpegasus. How are you
today?
**walks in and yawns showing fangs** Hello all ** stretches and walks over to a table, sips at her coffee** I'm back..
Very good Angle and Shadow thank you ..*bowing slightly* I hope you two are well !!
Hello Angel, hello Shadow. **bows her head to them both** I am feeling a bit better thank you how about yourselves?
Very good , thank you Badangel. Would you like to join us.
There is also a certain piece of Hell i may
need to to inspect for me.
Yes BadAngel, please join us! You're feelilng better? What was wrong hon?
I am sorry I must go now so much to do good day to you all and may the wolves protect you ...
Oh I had to go to the doc for some sort of fluid build up in the lungs, on the verge of namonia **shrugs** But I'm getting better **walks over and sits with angelpie and shadow** Thank you much. Glad to hear you two are doing well.
We should look deeper into this little
quantrum physics.
Wow BadAngel...I'm so glad you're feeling better. *big hug*
See you later BlackPegasus. Have a great day!
waves his hand and glass appears on the table. Angelpie would you do the honor of filling it for Badangel?
**hugs back** Thank you. I have been ill now for a few weeks and my mom was getting tired of me hacking up my lung so she finally drug my ass to the doctor.. And now I'm glad I went. Find out if I had waited a week longer, I would possibly have namonia and be in the hospital... so THANK YOU MOM! Even though I didn't wanna go, wined and yelled, and raised hell, she took me anyway. Wow what a mom.. **giggles**
But of course! Fills BadAngels glass up. Drink up dear. Enjoy!
Gotta love moms. =)
ShadowWolf, I didn't think you barked for anyone.
**hugs angelpie agian** yup gotta love em **smiles**
Who was barking for what? **tilts her head to the side** Now I am confused..
Looks over his shoulder, hmmm. Be right back ladies. Gets up and walks over to Empress bows to her and smiles softly. How are thee M'Lady
I believe Empress told Shadow something to the effect of him not barking for her.
~runs her fingers through his hair~
I knew you never forgot me.
Glances at ShadowWolf. Glances at BadAngel. *whispers to her...I didn't think he answered to anyone
o..kay **sips at her drink** um.. **looks over her shoulder at shadow and empress** He shouldn't have to but **shrugs** let him do what he wishes I guess.
No, M'Lady we're just not around at the same time much.
Awwww my sweet Shadow Centurion.
You are here for your Spider Queen.
Sends a thought to Angelpie and only her ~my love I do this to please her only, I make friends and want to keep them without losing them for any reason~
dont mind if i do ::grabs glass gently::
thank you milady
Looks back at Empress, hmm. Drinks some of his rum and looks into her eyes. My dear I'm here to relax and enjoy the company. Do not think you are the only one in my life M'Lady. I do not wish to have to show my true self, You just might be surprised at what you find. the room goes dark around them and nobody can see them. He shifts his form and his body grows in size and age till you can no longer tell how old he is.
~giggles at her General~
He thinks that i think that Hell revolves
around him~
You are cute and honest Wolf.
I have now lost the feeling in my hand
::tries to put out fire::
But in my Empire there is more then
just serving the Queen tea.
~pinches his nose~
Cute or not.
**sits on the table in the corner of the room, lights a cig and puts her head phones on, nods her head to the music and smokes**
~whispers in her Dark Generals's ear~
I like cold pizza ;)
Takes the hoohka, and looks at it. hmmm Would you like me to keep this for now or just while your here, if just while your here I shall return it now M'Lady fore I must be leaving.
**looks around the room and lays on top of her table still smoking, listening to her head phones, bends her knees and places on leg over the other moving her foot**
Deity is here.
Don't be mean to her.
I'm not mad with her anymore.
Bows his head to her and walks away, wlaks over to Badangel and syas good bye and hugs her softly
Funny comment, Empress
Why would anyone be mean to me because you're mad at me?
**smiles and gets up, walks over to deaths and hugs him then walks back over to her table and lays back on it**
I love jello shots :)
Thank you...
Of course I'll take one
Do you have strawberry kiwi?
That's my favorite
I'm wonderful, Angels :)
i like blue berry cherry and grape tast like caugh medicine
That is very good to hear deity. I'm glad you are so well.
i was never too fond of cough medicine :)
thank you, angel
omg i love cupcakes
Well all **stands and bows her head** I shall take my leave now. Take care **hugs to all that want one** Be well.
Hello M' ladies and Gents. I am new here and have found A many hidden corners. Tis of a faraway land that I come from. any here who can help a lost soul on the verge of death and insanity.
Walks in. Hello everyone. Grabs a hazelnut coffee. What's shakin?
**walks back in herself and jumps ontop of a table, sitting on it** ello, ello.
Show us everything you got.
Baby, baby it's quite alot...
You drive us wild.....
We'll drive you crazy.
*comes back in*
Damn it! I miss Phebe! *growls*
Hey angelpie! Man, 10 years... long time! :P
Yes Mistress....I'm a little over half way to retirement. YAY! I get to retire at 38. I think that is so cool. LOL
OOoOOOO B. angel is back!
*sits next to B.angel after pouring a cup of green tea*
Hehehehe Sounds liks all my family that was in the military for years on end...
**laughs** No you didn't sweetie I'm right here... **goes over and sits with angelpie** Hello my freaky darlings.
**walks in and runs to a corner to hide, still feels bad about being a bitch to Empress**
Hello NightBlossom. Only feel bad if it wasn't deserved darling.
It was one of those days where every female in the world get her proverbial rag at the same time and wants to kill everyone else so i don't think either of us deserved our brashness to the other
:: pulls out an ant farm and starts to command them into his ant army::
WE WILL CONQUOR!!
whats with the ants?
I see cockroaches!!!!
TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*offers a pixie stick to the angels and sits down*
I stopped smoking and have found pixie sticks a way to keep my mind off it... doesn't work most of the time but, hey!
*stares at Empress for a second and looks around*
Ants?
sorry i fell into my "i'm a little kid and i watch the fairly odd parents" stage for a second there.
Idon't think she even remembers so it should be okay
~looks at her Shadow holder~
Why are there females here?
All this of bugs taking over the world lol. FEAR THE FLYING MONKEYS AND THEIR SECRET SPYING SQUIRRELS! They will attack and KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!
They wear no collars and speak as if they
are of free tongue...How odd.
Well my hamster of doom rains coconuts on your pathetic cities so bite me
heehee
here it comes
true ants are smarter than roaches but i swear roaches never die
you kill one and seven more show up
I am my own woman Empress, as are Mistress and BadAngel, I believe.
**laughs** you all are great. **lights a cig and sits back in her chair** This is awesome.
You're welcome Angelpie!
Well Empress, this is the cafe and it does welcome everyone... hence why there are other females here. Do you have a problem with that?
me too, except when my fiance is being really nice to me, then i feel like i have leash on but that doesn't happen often
They are at best...Gorean slave girls.
No hint of charm or intellect.
I'm gonna go smoke when I get back can someone fill me in on what is going on so I'm not completely lost????
Yes, Angelpie... I tend not to wear a collar. I let my dog wear that.
My tongue also seems to be in working condition so...
I take alot of offense to that Empress. If you don't have anything nice to say, please keep it to yourself.
never mind my fear of being a bitch to her she just doesn't quit does she
I'm smoking now
**looks around** Meh I say farrets will take over the world. Farrets are awesome. They are so cute **smiles**
Ferrets? hmmmmm They smell though. LOL It would be a stinky world. ROFL
~grins~
Listen "pie"
I'm here to stay...you either smile and do
a curtsie for me or just drift away.
ferrets?? thats what's gonna take over the world?? why not st bernards and cute little kitties with claws
I dont care if you stay or not. I'm just not going to kiss your ass like some other people.
why would anyone curtsy to you of all people? you're never really nice to anyone?
Death dear, this is a cafe, not a throne room. Please build a throne elsewhere
I was not specifically speaking about anyone Nightblossom. Just a generalization
Hey Empress, who the fuck pissed in your cereal this morning?
what could you offer someone who seems to have everything in the world but still wants more and then on top of it can't be nice. I refuse to be a slave to someone like that
Oh mistress, she is like this all the time. It's quite annoying
oh she's your sister that would explain it.
I'm the oldest in my little 2.5 child family and that is by 12 years. My baby brother and my dog worship me but i don't demand it from everyone.
and sorry pie i just thought it was funny that you mention something about ass kissers and here comes death with a throne
I am only rude to those who are rude!
*turns to the angels and nightblossom*
So my friends... can I get you anything to drink? I'm heading up to the bar to make more tea!
look at these morose motherfuckers right here! smells like someone shit in their cereal! BUUNGG!
sorry Kevin smith kicks ass
Not only that, I just can't wait for Nicnivian to log in.
could you maybe get me a Pepsi, i'm quite thirsty?!?!?!
Mistress darling that would be lovely. I would like a capn and coke if you dont mind
Death sweetie, I really dont give a rats ass if she is your sister or not. She needs to learn some manners.
You're never rude
saying that the females in this room have no intelligence or charm? that isn't being rude? hun i think you need to change your perception
*Puts a pot of hot water to boil*
I now know why everyone says she's a bitch!
*looks for a V8 splash* I haven't had one of these in awhile...
I thought maybe i had said something to piss her off because i have a habit of doing that. but i guess i was wrong. And didn't the roman empire FALL what is too be so proud of?
I sure got her going eh?
She is kinda cute when she gets like that.
*grabs a Pepsi and capn and coke*
Here you guys go!
Cold and fresh!
Ok listen....this is a place where we all come to enjoy ourselves and relax. So enough of the bullshit
Don't you love how she thinks we're all here for her entertainment
I actually think she gets off on our exasperation with her.
thank you mistress
oh by the way did you add me to your friends list? I like to keep an even number and there are a few more that I am unsure of
"Pie'
Question.
Why can't we hold hands and run down
the beach?
Um well. I am off now. I will see you all later. **hugs to all that want one** Bye angelpie and mistress. I will see you all later. Take care everyone.
most likely
after all she thinks she's royalty and most royalty thinks that way.
Oh perfect Mistress.Thank you dear! *sips the capn and coke* Absolutely wonderful
even Mistress and I had a spat in one of the Forum posts a while back and we fixed that up quickly
Delusions of grandeur shouldn't come with such a pretty face.
refund please :)
well anyway onto a better subject of discussion....
damn can't think of anything right now
We did!?!? *giggles* We DID have a go around once didn't we? Wow, I can't really remember what it was about... was it the fluff bunnies or something else? See... I put it behind me! *giggles again*
I think when I get in go arounds with people it is because I am ragging it...
Glad you feel refreshed Angelpie!
My opinion? It like to hear it's own voice... maybe mommy and daddy didn't pay attention to it or over spoiled the bitch...
But hey, it's just my own two cents in the matter...
*sips a V8 and hear the hot water boiling*
*Strolls in and nods to all as he grabs a blitz and hops into daer's throne for the hell of it* Greetings all.
ROFL....it's just something I say where there isn't anything to say.
Oh jello shots! May I have one please?
yes mistress
something about the fluff bunnies and the like I hardly remeber it myself
Hey Deity!
How are you hun? Tea? Fresh pot of water and I have every flavor under the rainbow!
Anyone else tea?
I'm not a big drinker but i just finished my pepsi. Does anyone know if there is a smirnoff twisted apple back there somewhere?
found one! I'm good to go
Angel pie cut me off after this one would you dear?
*giggles at night* Wow, what a long time ago that was!
Yep, glad we put that behind us...
Anelpie, I think everyone says how bout them (name of baseball team here) when there is nothing to talk about! Hehehe My nono used to say How bout them Godfathers though... *sighs* I miss the man...
i guess i can have two, i'm not that big of a lightweight
I need to see a good movie
I was in the middle of watching Hitch but I had to shut if off. My baby came home and he needed some sleep
*Grabs a jello shot before she leaves*
Time to go make my daughter some dinner. See you all later. Big hugs !