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Welcome to the Cafe ...... the only rule is to avoid rude flamings ...... discussion ...... argument(not too heated) and weirdness is open, allowed, and accepted. The art on the walls mirrors your true self ...... and the walls themselves ...... tend to be shifting reality as they are formed from primal chaos ...... and do not take kindly to orders ...... they have a mind of their own ...... the coffee is get it yourself ...... the bar is open ...... the jukebox is playing ...... and the flying monkey is in residence ...... that would be me ......
and the only rule we have IS enforced ...... so NO derogatory rudeness......other than that ...... anything goes ...... but please do
keep it withing reason ...... it's a fun place ...... and disregarding the rules might get you a seven day waiting period in the penalty box of nics making......

well i'm off to bed kids..have to work in the morning.....
enjoy and don't wreck the place too bad

I promise to be good, Mr Daermon, Sir...

*enters and makes for the bar for a hot milk...eyes Empress with shady looks...*

*pores over this summers 'Bearz in da wood' contact directory....

walks in kinda quite in here, goes to bar pours a cold one

got question, where the floor cleaner, i want to ride it around the dance floor

Hello Outgoing, nice to see you again...It has been rather quiet this last night, although, I am still finding random milk stains...

you willn't find milk stains from me..you might look some where else for those,like maybe at your own feet...lol

hides the milk

...oh...lol...

*gets mp...*

I think that since we see so much of each other, pretty Miss Mop, that we should be on a first name basis, I'm STABB...what may I call you, my delightful creature of milk absorbing wonderfulness?

*mop says nothing...*

Ah, the shy type, are we? Not many of those in these parts, what a refreshing change...

*mop continues the silence...*

ok, I know, but it's not as though it's our first date or anything...Y'know, some guys expect to be at third base and looking for that run to the plate by now...

*mop looks blank...*

Well, I don't like baseball either, but you know what I mean...

*mop appears to be uninterested in conversation...*

Ok, whatever! If thats the game you're going to play with me, then fine! See if I care...

*slides mop and accompanying bucket into wall...stands and sulks*

want cookie...

Comes wheeling in fast,,, Hits a speed bump.. comes flying out of my chair.. and lands on my arse,, looks ok around ok ok what is with the speed bump...Laffs,,, Merry Meet all.. I am fairly new here,,Just dropped in to say hello.....

Blessed Be

Angitia

*srtolls in*

Mornin' everyone! :)

LiLi needs a coffee pronto!

*makes a coffee with extra sugar and milk*

now now, don't go away mad ....just go away.......just kidding graps hot coffeee black as all ways

Some cinnamon buns in here would be perfect! Just imagine... *drools*

Well I'm going to take a nap, someone wake me up eventually...

*curls up on a couch and dozes off*

*FLYS INTO WINDOW LIKE PIGEON EVENTUALLY FINDS DOOR COLLAPSES ON PINKLUST AND FALS ASLEEP*

hello everyone, im sorta new here, i love this website

yay! i just put in my portfolio! *is proud of herself and crapy computer*

*yawn* ehem ..
Good evenin' everyone .. what's up ..
*pours hot cup o cappuccino* *sip* 8D

Hey where'd the flying monkey go !!!

didn't you see it?it spazed out then flew into your imagination, it was crazy

..right .. attack of the web graphics :)

*pokes Stabb in the nose and wanders back out the door for a shower*

*wiggles nose just like that Samantha woman witch character from a popular american sitcom...*

wheres my cookie lady?

*hands Stabb a peanutbutter chip peanut butter cookie with cinnamon sprinkled on the top*

There ya go.

Cookies are yummy. When you get one, please share it with me :)

I will ♥ you forever and ever and ever

i ate the cookies...haha

* stomps foot *

I want my cookie.

*wakes up*

Who the heck?!

*rubs head and drags self over to the coffee*

okay okay *snaps her fingers and magically some cookies appear out of nowhere* there you go, enjoy

*breaks cookie in half and proffers one part to Deity...*

For you...Pretty eyes lady...

aww thank you, guys.

I get cranky when I'm hungry. I haven't eaten yet.

:)

This calls for a glass of milk. Yum ♥

*puts a plate of cookies on the table for folks to share*

Meh. I go now.

I've been all domestic and made cookies and stuff.

Creepy.

It's like your a tatted up Betty Crocker

Very cool.

I gots a special cookie for Requiem lady with lovely tastyness of creamy goodness and stuff...

magic cookies taste of chicken...

oh no, not the chickens.

*blink*

A speacial cookie cilled with creamy goodness.

That tastes like chicken.

Cookies shouls not taste like chicken.

Unless they are *authentic* girl scout cookies and then it's more people flavoured.

What (I am a fool for asking this) precisely *is* this special cookie?

cilled=filled and shouls=should

damn typodemon.

*pokes an absent Daer on the eye*

oh, my virgin eyes *blink*

The heat of the oven has affected your typing abilities, Req.

Stay away from the kitchen. :)

*blinks*

I just caught that ... "A tatted up Betty Crocker."

*falls to the floor giggling*

You liked it, didn't you *wink*

*nods*

Indeed I did.

LOL

I am actually a hella cook.


That's why it made me giggle so much I was snorting, Deity. lol

your = you're

the demons are following me :(

I love cooking. I just hate cleaning up afterward.

I was snorting while laughing once-- it made me snort up my own saliva and almost choke on it.

It wasn't pretty.

Then people wonder why I'm single.

I hate dial up...lol

My cookies don't taste of chicken, magic ones do. I cooked this one for Reuiem...

*smells cookies* 8O~
*night of the living dead style* Coookiieeessss ....

Oh. Magic chicken cookies?

*tries one*

*grows feathers*

*squawks at Deity*

Hehe ... eat some more and you'll be a full time angel ;) [ugh .. in a good way]

*pecks at Aleks' toes*

Eeeekk ! :} *jumps around* Hey !! :))

*plucks herself*

There is a bad euphamism in that, but we won't go there.

I. Want. Barbecue.

*starts up teh grill* ;) *grabs ya'*
How does CHICKEN sound ? :D

*bites ALeks on the nose*

I will weleeff youw noofff when you wet me go.

We do Not. Cook. Da Dee.

Capiche?

*licks your chin* :D Okay
*lets ye go* Hmm ... *looks around for edible stuff* .. BBQ'ed .. coffee ? :|

*releases Aleks' nose*

I'll settle for a cup of coffee lol

I like cookies...

and milk...

but there's an odd thing about the milk in this place, I can't quite put my finger on it...hmm...

*wipes white moustache from upper lip...stokes beardless chin...*

Hmm ... is the milk .. red ? :| Like .. blood red .. :|

beats me....*looks side to side then steals the glass and runs away*

*phases glass back to table in front of me...*

My glass, thank you.

*drills a hole through table & glass*
*sticks a straw in the hole* *drinks*
*sits on chair next to stabb*
It was demonsion !!! *puppy eyes*

*Eats remaining crumbs of cookie from table...*

That was a fine cookie...

*begins etching name into the table...skrrrch....skrch......skrch...skrch...skrch...*

You think we could get Daermon to install a direct pump from this table to the milk machine?

Hey! Thats a great idea...pump drinks directly to the tables...Have a touch screen order system...pay by credit card...eliminate long bar queues!

'This time next year Rodders, we'll be millionaires.'

Hey that's a great idea !
*runs off to patent office*
Race ya to it ! >:)

LOL...I haven't the motivation to make money...

would be a nice touch though...

*Finishes name...gets out acrylic paints...starts to paint a rainbow motif through the lettering...*


That was my milk, y'know.*sniff*

*gives stabb a cow*
Ya know what to do :D
*gets milk bottle from refrigerator*

Aw darn I forgot to do the mean laugh .. oh ... Mwhahahahaaa !!! XD

Aww fuck I have been gone for so long.. **sighs** I wonder if I was even missed... **looks around at the emptiness** Guess not **sits on a table**

There is no way I will ever milk a cow in the middle of the cafe...no...nuh uh...

Besides, I dont know how to pastuerise it..I might get bugs or things that will suck the life from me...

*Transports cow to pocket dimension...making sue that there is a small lea for grazing and a trough for food...and a little stream to drink from*

Awww *thinks of hugging ... uhm .. no*
*pours ya a glass of milk instead* Here ya go :)

**looks at them** Dare I ask what is going on or do I not wanna know??

Hello you Bad Angel lady...

I am thirsty...I like milk with my cookies, which are not the ones that taste of chicken...

*drinks glass from Aleks...*

hey Requiem...would you cook me some more please?

**grins showing fangs** I see well then. Also Angel is just fine to call me.. Or pick a name lol.. Anyway... **looks around** everyone has vanished.. Well almost

ok...Angel, it is...Bad though you are...

nice teeth...

Yes, it is often quiet when I am in here...Beginning to get a complex about it...

fancy a drink?

What kind of drink if I may ask?? And thank you, they are my own **smiles again**

Aww poor stabb :) I'm right here ! :D
What's up ? :)

AHH Bored!!! **lays her head on the table** No where to go, no one to kill.. This is tragic really..

I only have milk...

*sits two glasses on the table and lays head down facing Angel lady...*

can you see your reflection in my eyes?

*strolls through long enough to put authentic Gurl Scout Cookies on Stabb's table along with a cold cask of milk*

hehe fly's in and steals the girllscout cookies
hehehe
and of course you were missed bad....

damn the cafe is a deadzone tonight

damn lol, 52 already? last time i came it was only 41 or somthing. anyways hello all

WAHHHH!!!!

MONKEY STOLE THE COOKIES!!!

*low rumble as a chinook swoops down outside and disgorges a crack cookie recovery squad...*

uht uht uht uht uht uht...

Sir! Long life milk team ready for action, Sir!

it's probably a good thing that I don't like milk

Lol, I don't know where we would be without milk! It's my main drink! lol... with oreo's of course!

I only like milk with cookies-- when I feel like drinking milk.

my main calcium intake is cheese and ice cream. Now that's the good stuff ;)

mmmmmmm est of both worlds: Cookies-n-Cream Ice Cream.

=)

ohhh, I am a mouse...I will eat any kind of cheese *not bleu though*

As for ice cream, yeah.... Love it! Strawberry swirl! or Death by chocolate... :)

Ohh, that sounds so good, Req... You are making me hungry! lol
*Goes in search for ice cream*

I have a secret:

I don't like chocolate in large amounts.

The most I could stand is vanilla chocolate chip ice cream and mint chocolate chip.

:X

I feel rather virtuous for having granola and yoghurt for breakfast.

(Is working on eating more healthily) ... is "healthily" a word? It must be ... I used it in a sentance ... Meh.

you and me both deity .... I only like mint chocolate chip ... I hate vanilla too!
I go more for the frozen yogurts tho :/ but when I buy it it usually has freezer burn by the tyme I'm either ready to have some or by the tyme I'm going to have another bowl!
(can't have TOO cold of things or TOO hot either *pouts*)

lmao yes requiem it is lol

YaY I'm not weird!

For the longest time I thought I was a freak of nature.

lol

I am trying to eat healthy.... but it's hard when my husband comes home with goodies from work every day! blah

It is definitely difficult to eat in a healthy manner when there is all sorts of junk food in the house.

umm deity uhh why would you be any less of a freak of nature or more so ... I'm confused .. your on this site why? *blinks*

lol, good point, Nic...

Lol, I swear, my husband is a chocoholic. He feins for chocolate day in and day out. It can be 3 am and he'll wake up wanting me to get him chocolate... he's worse than I could ever be... I think he would hook up and IV of chocolate, but then he couldn't taste it. And he's the skinniest mo fo around!

May I have some ice cream please?

What flavor, dear?

awww damnit I lost my M&M ... gets on her hands and knee's and scouts the floor for it ... WOOHOO *brushes it off* 10 second rule *grinz and pops it in her mouth*
whaaaaa *munches* I can't leave it there what if a dog or cat came by? poisonus :P
AND it was a RED one *wiggles her eyebrows and dives back into the M&M peanuts*

Can I have cherry please?

Thanks...

Sure dear.Cherry it is.

Enjoying them M&M's, Nic?

Thanks Moonlit lady!

*slurps cherry ice cream whilst watching Nicnivian pop those sweets between her soft lips....*

i made that comment in reference to chocolate-- not anything else.

:)

♥

I want a pellet gun that shoots jujubes.

That would rock.

*sneaks in quietly and sits in the corner of the bar* waiting for others to come in

*wakes up from wistful daydreams involving ice cream, cookies and sugar coated chocolate treats...*

Cor...I wish there had been nekkid ladies in that one... :(

*finishes milk...*

*dances out the door singing a little tune...*

~We're off to see The Wizard...~

So in Canada they spell it color and in the usa they spell it colour. Zee for usa and Zed for Canada.

Odd isn't it?

But then again....

Shhhh

very odd empress..but then again I often have wondered why anything gets called what it gets called.....
why is orange orange?
but then again why is grape purple....
hehe

okay so yea, i had like this really weird idea, i want to see how many people i can get to bite me by tomorrow, i have a bet going, so if those of you who could bite please help me out.....thanks all blessed be to all of you!

Actually Empress here in canada we spell it COLOUR and the states spell's it Color
Also we spell it Cheque ... and they spell it check!

i didn't know about the cheque one lol knew the rests hmmm learn something new everyday lol

it's because of our strong frog...errrr sorry....french....culture.....hehehe

on to 53 dark children....