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i summon u to come! come to the cafe. come my vr vamps! yes... i am lonely lol

Flux!!!! Yay, you can post!

i figured you for Zone inhabitant right about now / feeln it, caught up & havin fun without me
these circumstances suck!
missn ya like dat
hope you capturing my underwater talk

Daermon..... Please tell me you got Nic and Deity in the tub on tape. I ran out for a bit and missed it. Dammit.

How's everyone tonight?

I am never too busy for you, dear. :) I'm just chillin! Drinkin my Jose and eatin my oranges. yum yum!

As far as I know, Nic and Deity are still in the tub, prolly fell asleep. lol
I am good, just chillin...
How have you been, Duc?

Hey guys. Just popping in to say a quick hi. I just got home. LOL I've been staying up and out so late lately. I can't believe myself. hehehe It's fun to have no kids around for just a little bit, though I do miss them VERY VERY MUCH.

ttfn ta ta for now......(sorry thought I was Tigger for a sec) LOLOL

Ohh, look! Angelpie! The §exxy Navy Mommy! Night night, Angel! *hugz*

Lot of good, little bit of bad, lots of varying degrees of in between. So overall, I'd have to say good.


*fixes a few Jager bombs and sneaks over to check out the tub*

Bad is always fun, but not always the best. *looks innocently at Duc*
Hee hee.

Ehhh, bad's not fun when it's the bills stacking up with lack of money to pay them kind of bad.

yea, u kind embelished abit on that order but ah, could I get some.....
of those oranges. speaking of tubs, ah Iiquid & sharing lol aaahhh i was thinking LOL

I hear ya there, Duc... Been there, done that before... Hate it!

And you behave, Flux! You must be a good lil doobie.... lol.

omg, I could live on oranges! The Jose just makes 'em betters!

*Hands Flux some oranges* I hope that will be enough... I am greedy with my oranges!

*perk*

I heard doobie

*shhhhh* Wanna come over here, Duc?

'greedy with oranges' & the Cuervo? I'll tongue wrestle you for it! tell u what, Jose could get in on it -yeah, lol a three way match. Winner takes all

You can take all that's here, love... there's more where it came from... *my closet*

So, i take you up on your tongue war!

Ok, the oranges aren't in my closet... ewwww! just the Jose! lol

whats doobie ? daaah...

*personal definition*

Doobie: The good greens rolled in paper very tightly

LOL yeah, oranges in the closet adds up to real ouchy citric acid S&N
LOL no thanx!

I just go to the store and buy about 12 or 15 oranges a night... and yes, I eat every one of them before morning... num nums!

I mean S&M

Oh you mean that doobie -rightious Maaan[w/Jamican voice]

*drools* ugh .. oranges ...
hehe .. hello everyone .. :)

But, my Dad is really really ornery and *don't tell any one... lol* he used to smoke weed when I was little and when ever he is playing a trick on some one, and they ask him about it later, he tells them that he is/was/ a good little doobie. lol

Another orange lover in the house! muah ha ha ha!

One yummy orange muah haa haa
Two yummy oranges muah haa haa
three little oranges muah haa haa
*in Count von Count voice from sesame streat*

Hello all. I know I go soo long in between posts but I hardly have the chance to get on anymore. Fucking password protected computer bull shit **growls** God damn parents. Anyway **sits down** How is everyone?

hey im 21 now woo hoo

YAY! Congrats.

Hey pretty Angel...still bored?

Congrats Diamon...21 is a good age.

*stares at bath....can't see much for the bubbles...*

Are those two still in there?

*heats water again and sets jacuzzi running with a deft flick of the wrist...*

Nic, you evil , evil kittie. How dare you push me in the hot tub without atleast letting me get in my swim suit. ;) There is no need for green contacts , love. My eyes change colors ( green being on of them ).

♥ I'll get you back for this.


Hi everyone! :)

that's awesome, Diamon :) Happy birthday. ♥


I'm off to work. *gag* I'll be back later. Take care, my dears.

goodmorning all. how is everyone? i hope all is well

mamba, my love !

haven't seen you in ages..

ok..ok..month..

ok.. weeks..

days?

AH! Work is driving my crazy :(

what's this tape? can I see it? :P

Momba **waves** Long time no see. How's it going?

Also yes I am still bored lol

**looks around** wow looks dead.. Hiya Deity hows all with you?

Hi angels..

not too much, just busy @ work. How are things with you?

Deity I pulled you in the tub *squirts water atchu* ... and no worries about a suit .. I'm still sittin in clothes too .. thank gawd I did have my boots off already ... cuz they'd look like moon boots by now lol
and Deity revenge is sweet ... when its cold! :D
ok fine the how bout purple contacts?
I'm sure your eyes wont hit the shade of green I soooo enjoy .. but I do enjoy the lavender contacts as well :D
And thanks again stabb :)

LOL Nic! Revenge is sweet when served cold and oi! It's low in calories!!
No more choco? :(

Revenge is a dish best served cold, I agree with you , Nic.

* throws ice cubes in the tub *

How 'bout them apples ;)

God, please tell me there's coffee to be had in here... I want it black... ah hell, throw some Baileys in it while you're at it... hair of the dog...

Oh there are other people in here... hi all.

just remember deity if I get cold sooo do YOU :D

Ack :X

I forgot about that :(

hehe ya...it's all about the cold pruney girls...hehhe
hey badangel ......if it is just a basic windows password...just hit esc and it should get you past it.....and thats about the limits of my hacking knowledge..
hehehhe
(millions of moths suddenly fly into the cafe and get ridof the pesky clothing problems in this place...)
hehehe now we all dress like Taruqin
Mwahahahaha

Walks in and goes to fix a capt n coke, takes a sip and looks around. Darn when did the rules change. Guess I should join eveybody else.
Wispers a few words and stands there with nothing on but his drink in his hand,hmmm. A tub with two beautiful women in it. Walks over and runs his hand in the water. SOrry ladies but this it a little to cold for my taste's. Wispers a few words and the water starts to heat up, keeps hi shand in it till he thinks its hot enough then takes it out. There you go ladies that should be better for you. Walks over to a table and sits down to enjoy his drink, while looking around and wondering how long this new look will last....

i think i'm lost here... ia anybody home?

Drinks his capt n coke, and decides its time to leave, wispers a few words and his clotes reappear on him, Got to go for now Friends catch you all later.

ok see you soon dear.

WOOOHOO warmed bath ... geeze I'm just getting fed up having chocolate all over me I just want it off now *shakes her hair about as watery chocolate drips*

hello..

*washes Nic's hair, rises it and pins it up, cleans Nic off and hands her a towel*

THere ya go, sugar.

0.o

Rises=rinses

Hey freak...how are you today my lovely?

sweeet thanks Req!!! *scoops Deity up and shares her towel* *points at Daermon* Now don't come whining to me when ya say I NEVER OFFERED!!!!!!!!!!!

Walks back in, darn it. Now they have a towel wrapped around them, hehe. Oh well, at least it was fun earlyer, grins. Walks over and fixes a capt n coke. Looks around, hmm seams like a few people still don't have any clothes on.

Nic, you're an angel. Thanks a billion. :)

sometymes ... remember no clothes ..... so careful ya dont wanna loose that towel there till we find another lol

No problem Nicnivian I'll get you one too. Wispers a few words and one appears in his hand, gets up and walks over and wraps it around her and lightly kisses her cheek. There you go my dear.

I'm holding on for dear life. I don't like public nudity. It's scares me.

People shouldn't be looking at my no-no parts ;)

*looks at her nightshirt*
overdressed for once?

Sips his drink. I'm sure you have nothing to be ashmed of Deity... I'm sure you very beautiful.

*...quietly removes secret camera secreted under table earlier...*

lets see what we got...

*Opens gateway and slips through to sanctum...*

Wispers a few words and the camera disappears before Stabb can leave.

Finishes his drink, and wishes eveyone a good night. SLowly walks out the door.

ShadowWolf, dude...you are more of a gentleman than I had suspected!

*returns to seat to await the midnight show...*

HEY, are those poles just for show or what!?

*hands a bathtowel each to Deity and Nic*

Well, Stabb, they are not for show. So ... go give us a show. *wink*

I dunno...are you all over 21 in here?

I usually only do ladies night...unless I'm down the old market (it's where the good money is)...

Besides..I dont have a costume...I'd look pretty odd up there in this suit...and it's quite tight around the ass and I wouldn't want to rip it...unless you want a strip show?

and what do I get out of, besides satisfying and odd lady's curiousity? any cookies? get my camera back form ShadowWolf?

*tsk*

Oh by all the odd gods of the galaxy ...

*strides up to the stage, looks at the pole, and does the chicken dance*

There.

Happy?

LMFAO nice req nice ... heres a dollar perdy lady lol
Stabb what kinda suit *grinz*

LMAO

ok...I thought you wanted like sexy dancing and stuff...but then, this is a cafe...maybe I should open a late night bar...lol

*whispers in Nic's ear "He's wearing a badger suit, and apparently the tail is ... binding."*

Heh...it's a midnight blue suit...there's a pic in my portfolio...

Liked that one, eh?

Howzabout this?


*does the bunny hop, then the mashed potato combined with the twist*

*falls down after making herself dizzy*

Req, let's do the cha cha slide :)

LOL..have you been drinking Requiem lady?

Miss Nicnivian, I do not own a badger suit and if 'that woman' wants me in one, then that's her problem...

*blink*

Oh.

So now I'm THAT WOMAN.

You certainly enjoyed my cookies and fudge.

I ask for one little pervy thing and I become THAT WOMAN.

I see.

*does the cha cha slide with Deity*

Oh. Another thing:

Pbbbltltltltlt.

*wink*

Badgers are cute.

That's how men are. They'll the cookies and then claim to not know you. UGH! Those ingrates.

[ take, eat, steal ] which ever verb applies *

Yah, guys are only properly appreciative until about the time the cookies are finished ;)

ok..I am sorry...I will dance in a badger suit, if this pleases you...

*appears to have his hand turn at a funny angle before stepping sideways and the sexy one I was wearing turns into...guh...a badger suit......does a little jig...shakes a little booty...jumps up to the pole...swings around and flips over with leg up and toes pointed at ceiling...head flings back and one handed, swings around upside down....before flipping over and landing one knee bent, head bowed in front of ladies...*

For your pleasure, I submit myself...

*applauds wildly, with much hooting and hollering*

*hands Stabb a plate of fresh warm chocolate chip cookies*

I am a master at guilt-fu.

mew...I hate dialup...

My exhibitions are all performed for the cookies, the eyes and the hair that I like sooo much...

*snaffles tasty cookies into pocket dimension before ShadowWolf gets any...*

...Well...I have quite exhausted myself for you ladies and unfortunately, it will be 3am here soon and that means I must rest...usually, I would go all night at the prospect, but...I have tasks to attend to...

Good night one and all...

*blinks out of reality...*

*blinks back in...picks up suit...blows three kisses and blinks out again...*

ahhhhhh god damnit no fair ... this pic is all blury like *grumbles* I LIKES MEN IN SUITS AND UNIFORMS DAMNIT TO HELL AND BACK ... *whines* *leans forward and wipes a finger down the cookie plates and stuffs her finger into her mouth and sucks on the cookiegoodness and pouts*

*winks back in dressed back in suit...takes polariod....waves it and deftly throws it onto the now empty cookie plate in front of Nicnivian...have a cookie too...winks out again...*

Enjoy...

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO *snatches the POLEROID AND HORDES IT MINE ALL MINE ... Said Man In a SUIT WWWWWOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOO eeeeehehehehe stalker picture uuuuuuup on my wall *does a lil dance and wipes a finger down the plate and sucks her finger with a grin*

heheh sorry for the wait ladies..I was at work and then buying tickets to another fetish show for tomorrow

stalker pics huh nic....like the ones I have my house plasterd with of you?

*walks in, singing suidice commando*

it seems like i haven't been here in a while....

ya it's been an amusing couple of days batt
nekiddness all around

feh.... i can't believe that i missed all of that.

hehe well nekkidness...nicnivian and deity in a see through tub together....covered in chocolate.....hehhe all kinds of fun

oh, don't tell me things like that!!!!!!
i so would have been right in the middle of that. and you know it.

well ya weren't it's not OFTEN I have open invitations damnit! ... so I dragged Deity in the tub!

heheh
ya well it was an odd moment in history thats for sure

i'm just gonna get my coffee and run. i've already used up most of my hour lunch talking to chappell73.

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