So I was perusing more of the awesome profiles on the site and it seems as though just about every person who has taken a quiz to see which vampire "clan" they belong to (according to whitewolf) is Malkavian. Aside from that I've noticed a few Gangrel as well. Please note I have no problem with this! It just intrigued me. As far as Preferences go, I would like to know peoples thoughts on Whitewolf's idea of "clans" and which you find you belong to and why. Graciously yours,
~Nena
i currently do not belong to any clans and when I took the same quiz that was the answer I got so it sems almost too coincidental to me.
When I played VtM (I was 16, forgive me) I was a Tremere. Mostly because I wanted to be a witch more than a vampire and that let me do both. ^vv^
The results are based merely on people's thoughts and most quizzes are highly rigged.
If one was going to get technical, then I would have to say having a V.tm player talk to you as though you were " Great Lady so-and-so of However many hundred of millenia " is quite disconcerting, until you figure out that they are playing. Then it's up to your personality and temperament what you do to them.
In this case, I'm had many a player baulk at what to classify me as. It's obvious to me from my nature ( if on was going to roleplay their traits as the Character's ), that Malkavian would suit better than most. And yet, one than one has fidgeted and said also "Ventrue..."
So...my thoughts are. That is V.tm is merely a game, a good exercise during the night if one cannot sleep, an interesting hobby and something to gain experience with, but by no means should it take over your life and further endanger anything in your public life.
One too many RPGers have allowed it to do this, why I do not know, but I do know that in extremes... People have died from it.
For now, consider me some form of Ventrue'ish Malkavian.
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Vix
I think it's all a quiz and all based on role playing and fiction.
To me a quiz can not tell you what clan you belong in. A quiz just smiply tells you from the creaters point of view what you are. Which is not always correct.
A quiz just smiply tells you from the creaters point of view what you are. Which is not always correct.
Completly agree.
A quiz is just taken for fun it shouldn't affect who you are.
You know who you are trough your real expiriences not quizzes.
well I haven't taken that quiz and don't plan to but I ain't planning on being in a clan and if I were to take the quiz I would most likely be in an evil clan that kills for fun and just to kill which is what I technically do anyway
online quizzes (most of them) are too general..they dont really rate the true person you are...
just like these quizzes you take and then put in your profile...how can 5 simple questions tell you who you are most like? *shakes head*
I agree its just for fun, but when I use to play Vtm I was a toreador..
I don't pay attention to most quizzes. They are slightly amusing at best. I know nothing of WhitE Wolf I have never role played.
I AM A QUIZ FUCKEN WHORE I LOVe THEM THE ONES THAT I THINK ThAT HAVE REALLY NICE PICS AND REFERENCES ON TO WHO I AM BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE THEY TELL YOU WHAT CALN YOU ARE IN BLEh! ~NFA
i do think they are good but i have chosen to be a solitary vampyre
You rang?
As far as the VtM clans go there's quite a few out there (some of which aren't even mentioned if any of you actually watched Kindred, the Embraced F*%k you Aaron Spelling you left us out).
Brujah: These vampires are commonly rebels and punks, and dress accordingly (much like the vampires seen in "The Lost Boys" movie. A smaller class of Brujah are intellectual individualists, who are at odds with society.
Malkavian: All other Clans believe this vampire clan to be insane, but in this, the Malkavians possess a unique wisdom. They tend to be your eclectic PC wizards. A Deranged lot we are, but we can travel into the fairy realms.
Nosferatu: Hideous in appearance, this Clan lives apart from other Kindred, but hold secrets of many of the preternatural inhabitants of the city (they resemble vampires as seen in "Salem's Lot" and "Nosferatu").
Toreador: The Toreador see themselves as artists. They are a proud and regal Clan, often highly excitable, with expensive tastes and dressing in the latest fashions. Lestat is of course a Toreador.
Tremere: These vampires are warlocks who have risen from an ancient magic. They are tightly-knit, and keep their powers closely guarded. They are also not to be trusted, even by their own kin.
Ventrue: Regarded by many as the leaders of the Camarilla, the Ventrue consider themselves nobility, are old-fashioned and tradition bound, and believe in good taste above all else.
Assamites: The Crusaders brought back many tales from the Holy Land, some of which concerned a band of fanatical killers. The word the Europeans coined for these silent murders was assassin. The Cainites, however, already knew of a similar but far more dangerous threat from Araby - the diabolist of Clan Assamite.
Followers of Set: There are few vampires who would willingly grant hospitality to a Follower of Set, and for good reason. The Settites, as they call themselves, are servants of darkness and corruption incarnate. The clan's ultimate goal is to corrode the ethics away from humanity and Cainites alike, creating a surfeit of slaves for themselves and their dark master.
Gangrel: These Kindred are able to shape-change into animal forms, such as a wolf or bat. Many are rustic in appearance and prefer a life of solitude. Until recently the Gangrel were members of the Camarilla
Giovanni: No other clan is more intent on maintaining a front of respectability than the Giovanni, and none is more repulsive at heart. Giovanni vampires are rich merchants, speculators, and investors who spend most of their nights manipulating their vast assets from skyscraper offices. They spend the rest of their nights in crypts and mausoleums carrying out their dark and morbid rites.
Ravnos: Tramps and thieves, the Ravnos are scattered throughout Europe like chaff on the wind. Every country host a few, but where they can be found varies from night to night and whim to whim. Many travel with bands of roving tinkers or other undesirables. It is rare from more than one or two to be found in the same place at the same time, for they are solitary Cainites and prefer audiences and marks to company. Due to some sort of madness ALL Ravnos try to kill one another on sight. They are very few in number.
Salubri: This widely hated bloodline has far more enemies than it truly deserves. Only seven of these Cainites exist at a time, for after a salubri attains Golconda, she ends her existence and passes her blood to the individual she has chosen to take her place. Almost none survive for more than a few hundred years, for the Salubri consider vampiric existence to be agony. These vampires can usually pass as humans until someone notices that they possess a third eye.
Daughters of Cacophony: The Daughters are distinctly modern phenomena despite their classical name. No Kindred claims to have heard of them before the 1700s, and if they had existed, vampires feel sure they would have known. The Daughters are such masters of song that most Kindred believe they are an offshoot of the Toreador, though those who have experienced their powers firsthand think that the Malkavians had more influence.
Samedi: The Samedi bloodline may be an offshoot of the Nosferatu, or possibly a branch of the Giovanni. Neither clan will take credit ( or the blame? ) for these Kindred. The Samedi bloodline has only been around for a few hundred years. The line appeared in Italy and the Caribbean. Only a few of these Kindred have come to the United States.
Cappadocians: Known among Cainites for millennia as the " Clan of Death " the Cappadocians are shunned even by their brethren for there macabre interest. Cappadocius himself was an iconoclastic priest in life, and continued his search for the secrets of life, death and what lay beyond after his Becoming. His children have continued his research, and through their efforts Cainites have learned much about the nature of their existence. Still, the secretive nature of the clan has caused many people to fear them as respect them. The Cappadocians perished in the late Middle Ages.
Lasombra: Elegant but predatory, the Lasombra honestly think of themselves as the apex of Cainite existence. Firm believers in Divine Right, and the rule of the superior, they have little patience, though often much pity, for those Cainites who are ( through no fault of their own ) inferior.
Tzimisce: From time immemorial the Tzimisce have haunted Europe beyond the Elbe. Along the Odder and Danube, through the Privet Marshes, amid the Carpathian crags stalk the Fiends, each claiming its lair and wreaking a terrible vengeance on intruders. The Tzimisce cruelty is infamous even among vampires. Vlad the Impaler was Tzimisce.
The Antitribu: These are members of The Sabbat from Clans of the Camarilla (and some independents). They basically the same except that they are aligned with the Sabbat. The exception is the Tremere Antitribu as they were all destroyed by the Salubri Antitribu. There is also a bloodline known as the Serpents of the Light. They are the Setite Antitribu.
As a former "LARP'r" I have played with many who even OOC fit their clan descriptions. So what some may call “pure fiction” does have its “finger prints” though out history.
For further information go to White Wolf.
*wonders off singing Bloodletting*
Good god man! That has to be the longest post I have seen you make in like 5 years!
*smacks VR for double posting again, curses the lack of an edit post option on your own forum posts and carries on with her posting*
...and just remember boys and girls, just because the guy you pass on your way to work everyday is sitting on the side of the road wearing nothing but plastic bags and a lime green tutu, singing the words to the oscar mayer weiner song to the tune of the beverly hillbillies while strumming a ukalali he made entirely out of cat whiskers that he dyed blue, with birthday candles sticking out of his ears (lit) and a monkey dancing on his head, doesn't automatically mean he is a malkavian. sometimes he just means he is f**king nuts!
Personally I think quizzes can be fun, but at the time I cannot get to them. I believe that we are all a liitle insane and that is where the Malkavian thinking comes from.
Personally, I feel that my LARP character would be an Assimite due to her life so far, but you can be embraced into any clan. Even the ones that do not fit you. When there is more experience under my belt, I will discuss this more. At this time I am cut off from my LARP crew due to distance and 11.5 time change.
Shalina's Creator
Depends on what you talk about that the clans are of.
For example... some games like Counterstrike and Starcraft or chats like Yahoo Messanger has clans. For the games it is just a bunch of skilled people... well anything it is a bunch of skilled people. But... clans aren't all that good cause clan people then are just smart asses that think they are all high and mighty just cause they have a bunch of other people to back them up when they need to be fighting their own battles and what not.
I would be a Torreador, because I am an artist and my words fly like a song on the night wind...
Lol at the nuts comment.
If I was a vampire I would have preferred to follow the solitary parh,however if I had to be in a clan don't know which seams I've got a little bit of all of the charatteristics.
yup, all just fiction based on vampires the masquerade
people often do things like making entire cults and stuff like that on a simple pc game
I currently don't belong to a clan and i belive that the quiz is just working on the answers that are given but its only true if your true to it
me and shalina are in a Hunter game, but I also play in a VtM (sabbat) game, where I am currently a Nosferatu....
I can't figure the quiz thing, cause I answered all the questions in such a way as my NOS chara would and it named me a Ventrue!
VT:Masquerade always fascinated me, although it's obviously fiction it was very cleverly constructed & I think it educated many people when it comes to vampirism... Sounding a little strange I used to play Tremere characters cause I found it challenging, taking the tests here always result me being a Tremere, so there, I have no identity crisis hehe.. In my profile you can see I give much tribute to White Wolf's VT:Masquerade
*Note: VT:Masquerade is now defunt. It was replaced by VT:Requiem which sadly I don't fine it anywhere as good...personal opinion.
*looks at Evangius*
Lasambra huh? Maybe you should team up with Tzmiscie. The two of them being "the heart and soul" of the Sabbat.
*smirks*
The Malkavians...... or as I like to call them the closest White Wolf clan that comes to who I am as a person! I love Malkavians.... I am a very excentric odd person with odd mood swings, and mannerizems I love Malkavians :D
*smacks the Malkavian upside the head*
And I mean Ashkalon before anyone gets offended (or turned on). I live with the man and I earned that right the hard way lol.
I personally found that the results of these quizzes are strongly dependent on the mood you're currently in. So don't take it too serious...
I agree. Though I ended up clanless and it fits me, so...
Hmmmm I have always been more of a beastial type of critter and I am always laughing when I take the quizzes and such I don't try at all and always end up being the wolfy archtype. Well I suppose I'm a lil' malkavian at heart...heheh Nena would know this..*skips away into the sunset* WAIT....almost forgot when is someone with the know how gonna get a werewolf rave going? I am not privvy enough to that sort of c-o-m-p-ee-w-tor stuffs. `nuff said *scampers away *
My fav clan would have to be Gangrel. I feel more comfortable around animals and nature then i do with people.
Until I get to know a person I tend to stay to myself
So when I play VTM I always tend to be a Gangrel but I have tried the other clans.
I couldn't resist.
Here is the clan list as repeated by a jaded gamer of too many years to care anymore.
Brujah: The gutter punks. Most commonly recognized by the scruffy leather jacket, and the "misunderstood youth" attitude.
Malkavian: Bellvue Boys and Girls. Nuff' Said.
Nosferatu: Beat with a bag full of hammers. Usually dripping some foul fluid where ever they go.
Toreador: Artsy Fartsy, or so goth, even their Chocobo's are black crowd.
Tremere: Twinkle Sticks. The stick up their ass sparkles with the magic of ages.
Ventrue: Sharp Stick. The stuck up these fools asses must be sharp because of the constant look of pain on their faces.
Assamites: Hired Killers.
Followers of Set: Creepy dudes who kiss snakes and are still waiting for the apology letter from Brendan Fraser, disrespecting them so badly.
Gangrel: Dirty Hippies. Tree Huggers. Say they want to save the planet but all they do is smoke dope and smell bad.
Giovanni: Guido's and Tony's. Pointy shoes and fedoras.
Ravnos: Carnies. Small hands. Smell Like Cabbage.
Salubri: THREE FUCKING EYES MAN... they really are just super pissed off Nos.
Lasombra: These guys sticks, are painted black first.
Tzimisce: "What good is a phone, if you can't speak, Mr. Anderson."
As for the Capps and The Daughters... Fuck em.. there's like 10 of them.
*reads Tinius's post and falls over laughing*
Yeah that about sums it up lol
Very cute...I laughed for the first time in a few days...glad to find something to laugh about.
As for me...I fit both into the Gangrel and the Malkavian clanless catagories...so you see how well it works? :P
LOL
No.
You're just a MalkAvIan who thinks she's a Gangrel.
hmmm i haven't taken the quiz but i want to just too see what clan i turn out to be in.
Tinius, you need to put a disclaimer on posts like that. I was laughing out loud at work lol
*points and laughs at Ashkalon* Bellvue boy??
muahahahha
i must say to this day i still in all my times playing this have never been able to pick one clan.. i hover tword the brujah and the ganggrel.. but i like them all..(execpt the setites..)
Back when I had time to play I always enjoyed the playing Malkavian. Mostly because I would often pick the multiple personality disorder. Which allowed me to play however I wanted at any given time, being as whimsical or serious as I chose in the moment for each personality. I just had more fun that way.
I think the quizes are very basic and alot of different answers are set up to give the same result...it's just somebody having fun making a quiz nothing more, but it gives us some fun stuff to add to our pages...
All of those quizzes are basic personality tests that are set to a specific number of outcomes. Just don't take them too seriously.
we love the quizzes, and we always get cattif or gangrel when we take that quiz
but if you don't think your a Malkav.. why put it on your page?
They're deranged?
*note; a MalKaViAn trait I might add*
lol but if they *arent* and thus not being deranged they wouldn't....AHH! *boom*
Perhaps the truth of the matter is simply that the Malkavians are the only ones who are truly sane??
*grins*
Dommy dear, turn around, take a look at the man sitting in the chair next to you and ask yourself that very question again.
Whats your reply?
*looks at Kaish*
He's as sane as I am thank you very much!
Like I've always said, sanity is only a state of mind.
Malkavian is what I got and it is what I am. I accept that it is only a quiz, but it was accurate on me.
Run with the "madness" and be free to....
What was the question?
COCO PUFFS!!
Coco puffs??? Where? Gimmie!
Ohhhh look butterflies!!!!!!!
*sighs and shakes her head*
You know, just add some fur and a bit of glitter for throwing and you'd both make wonderful Ajaba with comments like that....
Butterflies? Where?!?
*looks for the butterflies*
Let's ride bikes!
mostly it's ur temperment and intersts to determine ur clan but quizzes by themselves can't tell you
Nena the squirrels are uniting once again on the porch*stares in horror* You know I'm not kidding when I say that I have pictures...I'm not malkavian but from what I am seeing right now I just may end up one O_O!!!
*Wanders over to Nene and wraps an arm round her shoulders........*
Allow me my dear to introduce you to a REAL Malkavian lol.....
*points to Ash*
well as real as anything in this life possibly an be....but, and trust me on this, he's behaving. All I can say is be thankful you didn't ask about the Tzsimice.....
haha ^_^ I'm staying quite well away from the tzimisce. ... and Fenrir.. Baby... just give Edwardo what he wants and back away... slowly.
Those be pirate squirrels matey! They're after my love for the treasure trove of nuts they know he's secretly hiding! ... Yarr!
*reads Nena's post and falls over laughing*
Pirate squirrels?
Oh god no I have visions of little critters running around someone's porch wearing pirate outfits, sporting eye patches and peg legs and teeny tiny fake parrots on their shoulder, waving cutlasses in the air and demanding better nuts and seeds in the feeders!!!!!!
O no. You caught my li'l deranged squirrel. I shall have the whole clan of them free you and wound these mean people.
Aaww..here baby, I'll sneak you in the good nuts. *throws the rotten ones at the culprits* *mmrrroooaaww* I am only allow to chase and catch. *pouts and then sees the butterflies and begins trying to catch them all*. Hhmm what was I doing again?
*Stops what she was doing when she hears the word "butterflies" and comes running to see what's going on, but stops short when she sees a snail crawling across the grass and sits down to wait to see what it will do*
Snail...silly name. Like nail....only not....
ohhhhhh look flowers!
I have no clan *sobbing* I'm sooo LOST!! Oooo, a muffin!! YAY!!
Wow snail is a silly name. *runs through the meadow in her head and runs into a wall* Ouch. Hey how did I get here? O yea. Squirrel killer, I should....o hi li'l buddy. Ooo a rabbit..yay...breakfast. yummy.
Rememer, you need to COOk the rabbit, or you can get SALMONELA....wait...nvm...just go eat your rabbit *evil laughter and smirks*
What? Cats don't cook bunnies. They're good raw...*purr*.
True...but they also live short than humans, ever think of that?? Hmm...I doubt it!! Jking...but it's true!
*looks around in confusion, not seeing a single rabbit.*
You know *taps herself on the head to be sure the voices are paying attention*
Rabbit is pretty stupid sounding too. Who makes up these names anyway?
*listens to the voices arguing for a minute, gets confused and sits down on the ground and starts counting blades of grass*
One. Two. Three....blind mice.
*pats head* I hope she's alright...here, crazy, time for the medication again.....lol
CHEESE, where?!?! *looks around frantically* oh wait, I forgot that I'm lactose intolerant....but still, that's mean, tempting me with things I can't have!! MEANIE!! (*goes off to corner to sulk*
lactose.....
*looks down at her feet*
Nope no lacking toes here!
Well yea cats do. But I'm a vamp cat and I got 9 lives. You do the math.
OO A birdie yay. I love playing with the feathers when i'm done......
If you kill enough birdies and collect enough feathers you can make a boa....not the constrictor kind though. That's different.
Meanwhile back at the Ranch....Tonto....disguised as a door.....gets a broken jaw when one of the bandits reaches into the cupboard for a can of beans.
That's one of the stupidest bandits I've ever heard of, why not simply forcibly make the family make them food...*shakes head* I'll need to take this up with their supervisor...I guess there will be no Christmas this year for little Johnny...*tsk tsk*
[Highlander paraphrase to follow]
Why? You crusing for a piece of AsH?
*Hands Ash his fishnets*
Wonder why they would ask THAT question?
You think they know something?
They aren't allowed to like you. It's in the contract.
SHe has a point....so *tightens corset on Ash* hon, your hips are too big, and your chest too small, I'm sorry, but you can NEVER be a Rockette! It's tough love.
I like you but if you had beans, I would like you to stay over there. LOL.
O no, my birdie got away. *pouts* Dam squirrels musta put nuts in my brain.
Fine, I'll just go put on my space suit, fishnets, my thong and get my hair done at Dairy Queen.
He has beans...I make him sleep outside!
*totally loses track of the thread*
But hey I found the needle!
*drops the needle, steps on it, falls over, pulls the needle out of her foot and wonders how to hide the blood from the vampire pirate squirrels*
Lol, do oyu guys think we should continue our fun convo on another thread, becaus ethis one's getting a TAD bit too long, don't ya think?
It's Vampiric Were Badgers, the Squirrels are just Pirates from The Black Pearl.
Might be best to actually start a new thread in the sandbox before someone comes along and tosses us out of this forum on our rather demented backsides.
Now where did they go to.....hunts that birdie down. O wow fishnets and a space top...kinky.
Good god what have I strted here? O_O Looks around in dismay...Ash you have do the world a great deed ,indeed you have captured Eduardo the Squirrel of Doominess but you forgot he has minions aplenty and they are still here watching me *turns to see squirrel eyes peering through glass door *squirrel* "Just open the door we'll only be a second and it won't hurt much..."
Hmmmm sounds like a job for the "Exsquirrelminator." The world famous cyborg assassin who kills only squirrels.
Funny you would say don't hurt the bunnies.....if you look at my portfolio I happen to have a tatto dedicated to the soft fluffy lil' critters on my shoulder. Mind you that there is a twist on the whole tattoo but lets see if you can find where and what is and what it all means?
ok, I looked, I saw bunnies (Ash, BUNNIES) but I'm not sure why they are burning.
*cries* Why are the bunnies burning?
i love the whole white wolf idea of clans.. especially cause i have played the game.
and as for the clan i belong to, it would definitely be the malkavians. cause the entire malkvian clan are crazy ass vamps, and that's where i fit in.
*looks at Siobhan*
No no dear the bunnies are not really burning. And if you look closely you will see that only the bottom bunnies are surrounded by flames. The bunnies up top are surrounded by clouds and the little one has wings and the larger has a halo.
Attention to detail dear. Heaven and hell..angel and devil bunnies.
*walks off with the song "devil bunny" stuck in her head*
Thanks Fenrir.
*looks over at HorrorJunky*
NO, we've just gone full circle.
So just how many twinkies does it take to fill a chain saw anyway??
*walks off talking to butterflies*