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Sleeps at the mo!

morning there

good morning!!

good evening

hello

Want some coffee?

jumps on the bed

blows the house down

throws my rooster alarm clock at you.

Puts a spider on top of your head

Turns the hose pipe on you :P

Shaves your eyebrows off

Puts clown make up on you :-P

Pushes you on the floor

You cool with french toast?

Yep and shares it with you

Tosses a bucket of snow on the above

Throws a snowball at you

bitey bite bite

offers blood :D

Just blood ? *tries to erase naughty thoughts from brain*

not working :( haha

*wonders what else she would want* grins lol

mmmm thinks she best not say ;)

*winks and nods* Drinks coffee and slowly eats a taco LOL

tickles you all over

Puts mud on your head

hello

tickles your feet

bounds your wrists

smiles at her

-Raises eyebrow and rolls over going back to bed-

gives you some expresso

Gives her a drink from a sexy bartender

ok who is spiking my drinks again?

*walks off whistling innocently * lol

*brings breakfast*
Then..
*wiggles her till she wakes*

Lets a swarm of bee's into the room

Puts glue and feathers all over

Screams

Pours water on you :-P

Gets you wet too

Better than waking up to a spider two feet from my pillow like I did this morning.

kills the spider. i don't like them much either. lol

Tickles your feet

Joins you in tickling people's feet.

Lets the snow into the room

hits white with a pillow for letting the cold in and activates the hair dryer

Cuts the lead on your hair dryer

hugs

Hugs you back loads more

hugs from the other side forming a sammich

molests lol

Puts a kitten in her bed.

Let's piglets in your room

makes you a drink

*shakes you by jumping up and down on the bed*

Pushes you off :-p

:O

Do you know how many people die every year falling out of bed?!

Quite more than you think...

Blasts the music

Tickles

No tickles!!! *runs and hide*

catches you and ties you to the bed

Okay not fair Lol!!!

Then puts ice cubes on you

I'm cold.

Wakes up with a thick blanket to warm you up.

Snatches that blanket

Hey, snatches blanket back and wraps it around your head so you can't see.

This is funny... :D

As i cant see i feel myvway around :-p

jumps on zombie & bites

Bites into you after

drinks contently for now ;)

Takes that pillow off you and throws it at you

Screams

Puts a gag on you to stop you screaming :-p

Kicks :-P

Ties your legs together too :-p

I still have hands. *starts untying and fast*

Locks the door and eats the key

Not cool and ouch!!

bites

opens window to let the cold in

pounces ^^

Tickles

pokes

Pokes you back

Shouts wakey wakey

Shouts right back

Twists your ears

tries out some rope bondage on you :) the fun begins!

Smacks!

Tickles

intricate rope work..in progress

jumps on bed

Pulls the mattress off

wakie wakie hand off snaky

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