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A LESSON
04:36 Sep 07 2011
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Fig 1. (file photo) for illustration purposes only



Dear Jerkface,



When you call me and say "Hey man, we should get together and jam!" -- it means I'm going to grab my guitar and some gear and come over. Then -- and here's the part that seems to confuse you -- we jam.



We don't spend ten minutes tuning your guitar. Seriously, man. I'm not your roadie or your guitar tech. You have to learn how do tune your own guitars. This isn't rocket science.



And we don't spend an hour going over shit you don't know, and another hour spent with some crap you heard on the radio that you couldn't figure out (you grabbed the lyrics off the internet but NOT the effin' chords?!?) Seriously? We have to sit by your iPod so I can figure out the song and show you how to play it? DUDE.



No, see, that's not "jamming", that's you getting a free guitar lesson out of me. Dipshit.