I've had the same bagless vacuum cleaner for about 6 years or more. I was getting fed up since for the past 2 years the suction power seems to have deteriorated. I would run it over something five times before it sucked it up. Whenever I cleaned the 2 filters, it seemed to work a little better for about 30 minutes.
So tell me how I missed the fact that it came with a total of 6 filters that required cleaning? Yeah, I finally read some instructions. So I found 6 years worth of packed debris on the other 4 filters that I had to clean. In fact, I have to reorder new ones, but even after just cleaning them that vacuum suction power was literally pulling up the carpet...LOL!
*goes and checks the box his vacuum came in* So that's what those little mesh cup things are. And who needs to read instructions! *I obviously do* I always just washed that filter cup out after I cleaned it, too. Now I read -do not get wet-. Mine is 2 years old. I bet it works great now too. I was starting to consider buying a new one because yeah, the suction just is not what it use to be. haha well thanks for posting this brother.
My fave story of the day!!! Men!
You ever notice how hard other people try to use words to guilt other people into feeling or believing the way they want them to?
I'll listen to your words, but show me ACTION!
Then I'll choose what to feel or believe on my own.
That moment when he says, "Fuck Your Sandwich"...LOL!
I heard Lady Death couldn't keep him in the grown.
Well Lady Sleep couldn't keep me in the bed.
I have awaken once more
I feel the energy of darkness flowing into me
The night approaches
I live with Sleep Apnea
I know one day the pendulum will swing no more
So transition me during my slumber
If not, then allow me to Breath Again
Lady Sleep is the sister of Lady Death
One allows me to travel to alternate realities
One will transcend me to a higher plane of existence
Don't even try to understand it
It'll blow your dome
Leaving nothing but grey matter and bone
Serenity life style living
BDSM kinky sex giving
I know we did it twice, but one blue pill and I'm ready to go
Throwing you my balls again like Pokemon Go
You see my crib you see my whip
Look at you now tingling from head to toe
Wearing shades singing about waves
Like Katrina I'ma have you wet for days
What too soon, fuck political correctness
When I spit bars Ali said I'm the Greatest
At the end of the day sometimes you just have to dab it out
I get so much pink meat it's fucking with my gout
Free the damn nipple oh you have my support
Let me do a cavity search like I work in the damn airport
I'm all for T & A, my bad, I meant TSA
Damn Ma you fine got me doing the Nae Nae
Ripping off my clothes got her saying "Hot Damn Baby"
Like Kevin Hart said, 'She Wasn't Ready'
I'm no comedian, but I'll tickle your funny bone kid
Make you lighten up, but not like Azealia Banks did
So sad walking around self-hating
Damn that, I'm both Awesome & Amazing
Bey got y'all In-formation drinking that Lemonade
I'll have you looking at rings and considering bridesmaids
~ © 2016 LORDMOGY
She was afraid to fly so she's currently on a bus traveling 3 days from the East Coast to the West Coast to see if she has what it takes to share my life.
Time will tell....
As stated in another comment...
I have accepted a request to share in my Life of Leisure. She will be here on Friday and if all goes well, she may be here permanently.
Time will tell.
I have to see how well she prepares a sandwich for me. LOL!
iTunes playing favorite songs
Leaning back in my chair
Does paradise get lonely?
However, I have accepted a request to share in my Life of Leisure. She will be here on Friday and if all goes well, she may be here permanently.
Is "she" a new puppy?
Nope! "She" is a female human....LOL!
Shoved some Baked Chicken, some Fruit and some Jack Pepper Cheese slices down my throat and now it's Gym Time.
Wanna make all kinds of gains....All kinds. #Hodgetwins
My Day Be Like......
I awake at....whenever my eyes choose to open.
Check my cell phone for any missed messages or calls.
Make nature call and groom.
Let Bandit outside.
"I'm going to workout today."
"Maybe I should eat Breakfast first."
"Maybe I should check the news before eating Breakfast."
Goes into office and logs online.
"Let me check Facebook before checking the news."
"Now let me check the news, oh wait. Let me check Vampire Rave."
"Now I'll check the news. Hmm, same shit different day."
"Time to eat some Breakfast."
"Wait, let me check YouTube."
"Ok, now it's time for some Breakfast. More like Brunch though."
Eats Brunch while watching more YouTube videos.
Gym Time....Still Pending
So this Mom who breastfeeds her babies said she would breast feed her kids until they were 18 years old or longer if they desired it and people lost their shit.
The real odd thing is these same adults were probably shocked and furious over breakfast while eating cereal with milk or drinking milk in their coffee from another species which was meant for that species babies.
Maybe it would have been more comfortable for some if she said her kids would be drinking Hand Expression Breast Milk or Pumped Milk. I for one have never seen any adult animal still sucking on their mother's nipples for milk, but whatever.....
Many people can't relate to me because I don't fit the norm. I don't fit the stereotype. I don't meet other's expectation. I don't care what other people feel or think about me.
It's the price of being AWESOME and I'll pay that every day and twice on Mondays. ^_^
Dinner consisted of a steak cooked with butter and parmesan cheese and a half of an avocado...Yum!
I'm just a matured Male Gamete (sperm) that once participated in a Dark Environment Race consisting of Space & Fluids. I was pure Energy with a Spiritual Nature. I was Great, but I knew I was missing something. That if found, I could become AWESOME. So I set out on my unique journey by way of participating in a common race.
My traveling submersible was a white semen transport that took me 7 days to find. I was told it had a very fast tail and would sustain my essence while traveling into alien environments. Up until then I knew only one. I was only one out of about 50 million other competitors some with white and others with gray transports. All transports had tails.
With the force of an explosion, we we're off!
The race took me through alien territory that I named such as vagina, cervix, uterus and ending in what I named Fallopian tube. There were two paths that looked identical so I chose one. The right or left path I can no longer recall. It was on this path where I encountered and crashed into a Female Gamete called Egg and won!
My transport may or may not have been the fastest or the first to have reached her, but it was the best Penetrator out of all the transports that reached her.
Once my semen transport penetrated the Female Gamete known as Egg, I was released and my essence joined with my female counterpart and that energy formed a force field to protect our union from any further successful penetration because on that day as in the 'Highlander' Movie franchise.....THERE COULD BE ONLY ONE!
So then as in the 'Voltron' Movie franchise, the mythical Defender Of The Universe, our union transformed us into a Zygote. AWESOMENESS Achieved!!! I had found my other half. We became one essence.
The energy used to transform us into a Zygote weakened us and we found ourselves unable to advance in our travel and return where Egg had come from. The current then begin to send us into reverse back towards the uterus. We thought maybe if we solidified our essence, we could at least halt our reversed destination. However, we found ourselves still moving towards the uterus.
Then if becoming solid didn't work, we figured we'd become mostly hallow and transform ourselves into a Blastocyst, but that only resulted in us crashing into the uterus wall and becoming stuck in this strange new world. Only Egg new a section of this strange universe, but not this particular section. Only I knew about this section and the section further back having had already traveled it.
While we thought of our next plan, something began to happen to us. This alien environment forced an unexpected transformation. We named this new transformed figure, Embryo. We found ourselves attached to a placenta and surrounded by fluid-filled membranes. We discovered our new form now needed something for us to survive. We didn't know at that time what oxygen and nutrients were. Our only thought was this was the end. We would surly die in this strange place. But we had each other.
As we waited for what would be the end of our essence, something amazing yet tragic happened. We were being provided what later I learned was oxygen and nutrients by way of yet another strange universe. Some outside source of energy. This stimulated yet another transformation of which I named, Fetus. I say "I" because later I discovered that this new transformation subdued my female essence allowing my male essence to become the dominate one. I could feel my feminine essence departing on a spiritual level and later I found leaving only small clues that she was ever there at all. This new Fetus form had taken something away from me, yet even though I remained Awesome, my new purpose was to find a way to Enhance my existence by searching for the matured Fetus whose female essence became the dominate one and maybe possessing the other half of my soul.
This new development accomplished removing waste that I assumed was the side-effect of the nutrients being provided to me. That meant I would not drown in my own shit.
I would then remain there stranded in the uterus for what I was later told was close to 9 months watching as more transports crashed into my surroundings, but my force field held.
I found myself growing and transforming into what is known as a Baby. I discovered I had developed the ability to take in information from that other strange new universe by way of Senses. I later discovered once I was pushed into the light there were 5 of them. However, once I learned to meditate and turned inward, back into the darkness of my creation and tapped back into my spiritual nature......I developed a 6th Sense.
Have you ever asked a person who is Angry what are they Afraid of? Not why they are Angry, but what are they Afraid of?
Of course 99% of the time their reply will be how they are not Afraid of anything. But how false.
We become Angry when we encounter something that DOES NOT please us and we want it 'Changed'. Our Fear is that it may never 'Change'.
We then envision living with that "something" never 'Changing' and we Hate that ''Change' will never come.
Then that Hate will always result in Suffering for Ourselves, Others or Both.
Everyone gets Angry.....So Discover Their Source Of FEAR!!!
I was walking around in my kitchen and stumbled into some strawberry swirl ice cream, tripped and fell into some peach pie, and while trying to get up I slipped on some salsa, whip cream & cheese.
Dayum! I really have to clean my kitchen. ;)
People are running around town saying they're seeing and capturing things that aren't there.
I do it without a cell phone and people lose their shit!
There are many older people than me and they all contribute different life survival and coping skills to reaching their age.
I'm 47 years old. I contribute my survival and coping skills to reaching my age so far to the Serenity Prayer, Good Mentors, Family & Friends that truly cared for my well-being, Expecting humans to be the imperfect humans they are, Planing for the worst while hoping for the best, Maintaining a Positive Attitude, Having an overwhelming desire to live differently than how I grew up, My Beliefs, Self-Education, Not allowing the media to regulate my feelings, Treating people as separate individuals and not stereotyping them, Forgiving while never Forgetting, Learning from both My & Others mistakes and bad choices, Doing what was right because it was the right thing to do, and MOGYOLOGY (The 5 Elements Of Warlock Awesomeness).
Watching the 'Best Of Angry People' series on YouTube...People just losing their shit! LMAO!!! No Chill!
This guy in a YouTube video just said, "I'm going to stump a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry."....WTF?! LMAO!!!!!
When I'm not in a relationship I'm left to only showing myself love.
So I leave little Post-It Sticky Notes around my house in places where I frequent as well as places where I may not look for weeks that say, "You're AWESOME!"
I got a PHD in Self-Love..... ^_^
So I was watching a video by the HodgeTwins and they did a vlog of themselves going to Popeye's. That had me wondering when was the last time I patronized that delicious establishment.
Well after last night, I no longer have to wonder. ^_^
So I took a nap at 8 pm. Woke up at 11 pm. Still awake a little after 3 am.
I'll take another nap when I feel like it...I'm RETIRED! ^_^
Pandas kick ass. Maybe I'm a red panda (some brown in my line) I did find traces of Asian and Middle Eastern in my DNA results... lol
Yup your a Panda.... I compared the pictures and the evidence is right there :)
On the subject of VR upgrades, I wish there was a way to Edit Journal Entries without comments being deleted.
So yesterday was a day of swimming with Bandit (He's still a bit scared though), Grilling Steaks, Sauteing Lobster Tails, and enjoying movies and videos online.
I really have no bad days.....
So my Mother and I chatted for 5 1/2 hours last night (her early morning) until daylight was shinning through both our windows and she fell asleep first. That's when it was time to hang up the phones. LOL!
So on this day back in 1988 my Father transcended at the age of 42 yrs old. He succumbed to the results of a life long battle with his inner demons.
I remember in my pre-teen years traveling with his Mother to visit him at at least 2 different prisons. I remember one visit was cut short because I was sick that day, but didn't want to miss out on a trip to see him so I went anyway and ended up vomiting during my visit.
Just another African-American kid visiting his African-American Father who was locked away in prison beaten down by life and the system, turning to drugs and crime just to cope and get what he wanted. I even think the robbery and subsequent shooting of a gas station attendant was more to get money to provide for his addiction than his family.
A parent can try to justify crime to support their family, but there is no comfort in knowing your parent broke the law and even harmed someone in the process and got caught and there is nothing to show for their efforts. Some people talk fondly of how they were descendants of famous gangsters and mobsters who massed great wealth from their life of crime and the money supported generation after generation whether that person got caught or killed. However, if you're not good enough to not get caught while attempting use a life of crime to get rich, maybe, just maybe that career path isn't for you and you should choose alternative legal methods to support your family.
So yeah, he was my example of what would happen to me if I wasn't the best at being a criminal or how I would become addict if I began to take drugs. So I chose Education and a Military career to survive. I had read how it worked for many other African Americans so why not me?
The times he was out of prison, he lived with his Mother. I recall my Mother use to make us call him to ask for money resulting in him asking his Mother for it.
I remember spending time with him as a pre-teen wrestling around, him putting my bike together and teaching me how to ride, him preparing me breakfast, riding around town with him, him teaching me to drive a manual vehicle, signing for me to join the Marines and seeing me for the first time in uniform once I had graduated Boot Camp in June 1987.
He never made it to my 20th Birthday.
I suppose in a way I was blessed to at least knew who my Father was and was able to have created some memories with him that I will forever cherish as long as I can hold on to them.
He wasn't perfect, but he was my Father and I love him and I still miss him. Most importantly......I Forgive Him.
Thanks so much for sharing. This is very relatable. My father wasn't perfect. He died disgraced, and homeless when I was 22. I remember going to the hospital to pick up his personal effects a week after his death. He had a wallet with my picture in it and poem, a watch and .07 cents.
He had a picture of you in his wallet? Now that is Awesome!
Slut shaming is soooo stupid.
I feel much of what is known as morality and that which has been band under 'decency' laws are the result of Religious Dogma, Control Issues, Envy/Jealousy, & Fear. People should be allowed to do as they please as long as they are not causing physical harm to another.
I'm awake! Awwww...Just look at you. You're so cute pretending you're not excited. ^_^
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