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All the silliness from yesterday made me think we should come up with 'New Rules' like on Bill Maher or David Letterman's Top Ten.

So either, 'The Top Ten reasons you should be banned from Vampire Rave', or 'Vampire Rave's New Rules'. Come one, come all with your hilarious contributions. If they're funny enough, we'll just have to have more than ten.

The ending result will be a Member Page we can look back on with pride and tearful reminiscence. The time is now to capture your immortality.

I guess it is true that much of this sporty fun will be rooted in good-natured ridicule of things that might be irksome, but... this is comedy, folks. Not a place to bring up valid complaints. And definitely not a place to flame.

*edit* The thread was closed due to length. I shall compile some of these suggestions and create the Member Page shortly.

I agree, it's poppycock... and should not be tolerated.

People who are looking for Love in all the wrong places Should be banned from VR... ;)>

LOL cats should be banned for being too cute. Along with dogs using the keyboard.

ALL zombies should be BANNED from VAMPIRE Rave!

...uhhh...hmmm...no no...scratch that...

Exactly Zombie!

So should strangers. :[ We don't need noobs...

I also wanna say, if you ACTUALLY read, understand and follow the VR manual and TOS...

You should be BANNED from Vampire Rave!

The VR system should be banned from sending people any sort of messages. That way people can be lost during trade making and never get birthday notifications.

I shall contribute to the silliness!!


People who have had more than one love interest within one month should be banned from VR. ;)

I agree, all lovers of love should be BANNED from VR!

Gamers should be banned from VR....this is no place for them...*curses them* How dare they share their gaming habits with us.

Anyone who makes reference to, either written or implied through the use of graphics, the movie 300 should be banned from VR. :)

People who 'skin' their profile should be BANNED from VR!

Anyone who posts in this thread should be BANNED from VR!

...wait...what???

I agree....I should be banned from VR.......But....THIS IS SPARTA

Coven masters who make a coven every week or so and or have more than one coven should be banned.

Members who use too much ellipsis in their writing should be banned.

Vampires over 100 should be banned from the rave ..there are just waaayyy to many of them here.


;D

Members who earn Favor of the Prince should be BANNED from VR!

Damn ass-kissers! LMAO!!!

Whiny cry babies should be banned from VR

Anyone who doesn't put unnatural color on their hair should be banned from VR.

Anyone with the title "Prince" should be banned from VR.





He's not gonna see this right? ~shifty eyes~

People who send you the "I have added you...blah blah.. add me" messages out of the blue. It is like a strange puppy coming up to you in a park and wanting a bone for not shitting on your shoe. Makes you just want to pat them on the head and say "Good boy. Now go away."

And the whole "hay" "Hello" "wha u dude to night?" Errrr... grow a pair. o.O I mean buy a pair of books, read some.

And anyone who use Text talk. What the hell is that? Take a piece of paper and pen, learn to write out your words.

And who threatens to beat your ass off if you cross them on a profile "I will make you pay mother fxxkers if you get me mad." show just how stupid you really are. Makes me flip them off and give them ones.

And the profiles that read "Just ask" Oh that makes me want to waste my time on sending a message, see if you are any better then a lump on a wet log.

Ban them I say! Ban them all! And don't let them eat cake either, that is all for me. :P

Females who hold the camera above their heads to show the ONLY assets they have should be banned!

Men who talk to women they don't know should be banned!

Prudes should be banned!

Peeps who wear black should be banned.Its dark enough already around here!

And everyone with the mark of the prince..they need to GO!
Banned,forever.

Ban anyone with a 'Year Bat' under their avatar ... its just showing off.

People who don't know the difference between "there," "their" and "they're," need to be banned from VR!


This also applies to "its" and "it's!"

Anyone who belongs to a Coven, Mentorship, or House should be banned.

All premium members should be banned!

If you have delicious boobs, you should be banned from VR!


I might want to rethink this one...

People who take pictures of themselves in the BATHROOM!! No one wants to see your messy bathroom. Don't take a picture of yourself in there especially if your bathroom looks like you chased and cornered a wild animal in there.

I come from Facebook and VR isnt NEARLY as annoying as that place. So I cant really think of a good one...OH WAIT! I got one.

Anyone who thinks they can pick up a 400 year old vampire on VR and have some sort of Edward Cullen love affair with them (Im looking at YOU, 14 year old fan girls) Should be banned.

Ah....That DOES make me feel better. =P

AND! (Yes I have another one, Im on a roll now) People who misspell 'Intelligence'. It doesnt make you look intelligent even if you are using a word with more than 2 syllables. Heh, Irony.

No X's allowed to prefix a name - i.e.
XXIHADTHISNAMEBEFORESOCANNOTUSEITAGAINXX

... and ban the use of song titles for user n.... oh forget that ;)

Anyone who is NOT a zombie should be banned.

HERE HERE VenusFire!

Anyone who is caught double posting in the forums is banned!

Anyone who has Venus anywhere in their VR name should be banned

Anyone who has no imagination and uses their real name as their VR name should be banned from VR

All humans should be banned!

People who use personalized bite stamps should be banned from VR

People who speak their mind should be banned from VR!

If you are awake and reading this post, you should be BANNED from VR!

People who can spell should be banned from VR

Those who breathe oxygen should be banned from VR!

Anyone caught using a kismet should be banned

Anyone with 'eyes' must be banned forthwith.

Those who like a certain sparkly vampire should be banned

Anyone who was born should be banned from VR!

Anyone with a brain should be banned!

Anyone with an ounce of common sense should be banned.

Anyone with a sense of humor should be banned.

Anyone who doesn't sit on their butt all day on VR should get banned

kingzombie

loooool

but you are a zombie :D

Anyone who laughs at these jokes should be banned,lol.

Anyone who doesn't have an apple or iPhone should be banned

Anyone who doesn't log on Via Dsi should be banned.

Anyone who isn't addicted to VR should be banned

Anyone whos not someone on VR should be banned !

if you log in you're banned from vr

Wonderful suggestions. We turn a blind eye to far too much, here.

ANYONE who is caught stretching the main page or Journal pages with abnormally long kismets or journal entry titles should be shot then banned from VR!!!!

This is vampire rave, anyone who is awake during daylight hours and not over 200 years old should be banned from VR!

If you know how to type on the keyboard you should be banned

If you currently live in China...uh...nevermind. LMAO!!!

Anyone with half-naked pictures of themselves

Anyone who decorates their profile should be banned

Anyone who actually writes in their journal should be banned forthwith !

Anyone who's in a coven/house should be banned

Those NOT marked with Cancer's "Mark Of Shame" should be banned from VR!

Anyone who knows who I am should be banned from VR!

Anyone with the name "Lestat" in their username should be banned from VR!

Anyone who identifies with Zombies should be banned from VR ASAP.

**Looks up and Grins**

If you use "creeper" dots.............................................you should be banned from VR!

People who put their sexual orientation on their profile should be banned from VR.

Seriously, adding your gender is one thing. But, no one cares who you do or don't, will or won't sleep with.

What goes on in your bedroom is your business,
KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

If you have a friend who is a zombie you shall be banned!

All sexy people should be banned from VR!

If you make a thread in your coven that is a copy of this thread you should be banned from VR!

AnYon whos spelling and,or, punction. or grammer is not good. should be Banned,

If you claim to be a vampire but are not, consider yourself banned!

Desperate people should be banned! Desperate for love, acceptance, friendship, adulation etc.... VR isn't a therapy session....

If you post in this forum you should be banned!

Everytime I happen not to be here, some wierd shit happens...
Anyway, a few new rules to add to the list:

- As a vampire site, zombies, werewolves, fairies, and ghosts should take precedence
- An online verson of the old tv classic 'The Dating Game' should be implimented on VR
- People who always wear black - or go shirtless - should be forced to wear neon green and hot pink when on cam
- When you are logged on in VR, wear foil on your head

Everyone who respects the ruless of VR hould be banned from VR! >:)

If you are Sire you should be banned from VR!

If you have ever read any of the Twilight books or seen any of the movies, you should be banned from VR!

Anyone who remembers that it was I who made "Creeper dots" up should be banned from VR. >.>

Anyone who is under level 20 and has a 6 year mark should be banned from VR.

PEOPLE whom use smilies should be banned

I am

S000 Sorry...
I missed the fun and games.

Who did what to whom?

If it's just the normal whinge element I recommend a cork screw to the left ear slowly wound half a turn for seven days.

The individual will earn a catatonic state after day 3 or 4 depending upon constitution and vampiric state.

Anyone under Sire should be banned.

Anyone who doesnt cause drama on VR should be banned for life..... as i add the creeper dots ;)

We should band dead people!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha or maybe the living your choice

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