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I know the Forum is running much slower than the rest of the site. I am going to have to re-design some elements of it to speed it up. It will probably be early next week before this is completed.

I built our Forum from the ground up, which was no small task. I wasn't happy with any of the free scripts or forums that were out there... So I created this one, which I feel is much more integrated with the entire website.

But, it's also a learning process...

your efforts are appreciated.

I think it's working pretty good, but it would be nice to see the "RIP" closed forums fall to the end of the list, or something like that...just a suggestion...

Otherwise I'd say it's pretty good...Thank you! :^*

Threads are sorted based on most recent post. So RIP threads all eventually fall off, as they can no longer be posted to.

i think its great the way its designed and you've done a GREAT job, although it's true they have been a little slower.

good job cancer.....ne thing u do to this site makes it even more better

thanks for the work cancer! its great even though its a little slow ;P

As do I love what you have done with this site, and I commend you for everything you have done, and sure some parts of the site are slow, but with what you've done all by yourself practically especially building the forums part from scratch you can expect no less or no more, for you had done an excellent job Sire

That's ok Cancer.. I can fix that for you..

*deletes all the threads*

*insert evil maniacal laugh here*

Calm down everyone... was just teasing!

My bad *bats her lashes sweetly as she sips on her evening martini*

hmmm insane maniacal laughter....ya that sounds bout right for you crazy kids from oz

Forum speeds are tolerable. Just thought I'd take this moment to thank you for the time and effort you devote to this site. Cheers mate.

I want to thank you too for the site! its an Addiction!

i'm just glad this place is here man or else I'd go nuts in college without this place

hmm if this place didnt exist maybe I would get some sleep.. hehe

Sleep when you dead i say lol

Forum speed is alright most of the time, tends to slow down when alot of people are online.

I think the forum speed is ok but any modifications would be great. Thanks for all the work you do this site is constantly getting better.

The forum speed is fine to me, but if it can be faster, then go for it, cancer.

thanks cancer well done yet again!

i think that the forum speed is ok. and would just like to say thanks to cancer aswell as this place has become a great new home for me.

sounds good cancer...
too many queries going on at once ...
gotta be a way to help optimize that...
quick question are the individual replies layed out in the same db query as the main thread or are they seperate?

quite frankly cancer i am disappointed in you. i thought you could do much better than this. maybe i expected too much. tsk tsk.


*ducks and runs*


*muah!!!!*

i like this site alot

uh-oh

* runs *

i feel the wrath coming soon.

for a moment there, i thought it was all my fault...


*LOL*


*PHEW*

i am relieved.

now i can sleeep at night =) haha

whoa cancer, highly offensive..highly.

(High fives Cancer!) LOL

Would it help to move the RIP threads to a Dead Thread section so they don't load with the rest of the forums, but can still be accessed for referrence?

Well, Deity, last time he suggested an apple pie be cooked. *shrug* At least now he's leaving the food idea up to Squiddy.

*wink*

Go chop firewood, Cancer. Take pictures.

im still in shock over how degrading that was.

Bah. It wasn't degrading at all.

They are friends. They tease each other and give each other shit all the time. If you don't hear Squid bitching about it, don't worry yourself into a hypersensitive tizzy.

hah i was being overly sensitive.

Dear Deity,

I can do much better than that. See, Squid usually knows her place. But every now and then she gets uppity and needs a smack-down.

haha cancer


i keep them in line with whips and chains.

they know their place

Cancer,

Have you thought about implenting/using phpbb or vbulletin as a source for forums?
They handle extremely well depsite the load, we're up to 390,000 posts where I dwell and threads are loaded in less than an second :)

ya see, Cancer forgets that he really hasn't ever been able to keep me in line. bragging about nothing is pointless.
maybe i need to take a stroll up there to backwards land and show him how it's really done. i didn't want to do it my dear but it's okay to cry. noone will poke fun.

and for old times sake...

lick me where i poo. *muah*

Cancer,
Your work ethic is commendable, I too appreciate all the current work you do, it makes a difference compared to sites that don't update for months at a time, you deserve a little R&R, Im sending you a *virtual fine bottle of cognac*, enjoy!

Squid,

Aren't you married? Instead of thinking of witty things to type you should be performing the feme covert obligation of oral sex upon your man.

Survey says, on the last verbal volley, point goes to Squid.

Begin the next round.

*LOL*

this is all too funny.

god i love this fiasco

lol

in a way its kinda cute funny?



Deity you and i fight liek that ALL the time...


not degrading at all.....*sends u a "degrading word on IM"

*grins*

it's on like donkey kong :o]

you're lucky i can't be offensive or else i'll be kicked out of the rave. Just wait til i see you in class tomorrow. * snickers *