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Greetings I amMistress LeFaye your hostess here.

*** Booze is on Bar ***
***Feel free leave what you think is right ***
***or not worst case ***
*** you are on tap tommorow night***

#1 - The first rule of The Succubus Club is, you do not talk about Succubus Club.

#2 - The second rule of Succubus Club is, you DO NOT talk about Succubus Club.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the Music is over.

#4 - Two guys to a space invaders.

#5 - One Bite at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes, no crucifix.

#7 - Blood letting will go on as long as it has to.

#8 - If this is your first night at Succubus Club, you have to do Karaoke.


If you follow these rules, everyone will get along just fine!
Ðhampir
 

**DO NOT EAT THE GUESTS**

Somehow like a rave I have this feeling we are going to get busted more than a few times. Give me a bit to find a new place and *POOF*
I shall re-open.

So, this is mslefayes VEX?

No, this is the Succubus Club

At a guess as I know mslefaye, I would say it includes lateral thinking, and devine interventiion.

Enjoy it for what it is.

OK, I wasnt being rude. I just wondered if this was going to become equally as legendary.

would tend to doubt it

Never got to experience the Vex guess I missed out due to my own stupidity. What music shall we play ladies...

LET THERE BE MUSIC

Nicely choosen my lady prrrrr

Another quiet night
another busy day

I so must quit reading the news and watching movies like 1984.

Reminds me too much that Sci Fi often becomes prophecy .....

What a nite!
Greetings Mslefaye!
Whats the plan for today?

*Raises hand for the answer*



eat the cat!!!!!!

What way should it be eaten today?
lol

:takes King`Tarquin to a special doc she knows and makes King`Tarquin into Queen Tarquin:

there you go baby doll now you have your own so you can quit going 'nuts' over my 'kitty'

Thera dont really have plans
other than to hit 7 days online tonight in 14 hours or so ....

then clean up this apartment pack my stuff and head back to alabama to have everything turned off

How about you hun?
:Laughing:
Maybe I will have a nice big check sitting in my mail box from some payment i forgot about.....
Then I will be able to survive a few more weeks before dropping offline

eeyore eeyore

hahahahhaha!

seriously please leave my kitty alone she is mine and one of the only things that truely is.....

I came to do some tests- monitors from english language as Im having the first part of my graduation exams this tuesday...
"Where s the mocrophone?"

*to the hell with my english*
uhm, I ment microphone
*silly shY smile*

I didn't do anything to the puddy tat!
honest!

:hands Thera the microphone:
fair warning that will over ride most of the FM band for about a quarter mile

*looks at the red neon sign "the succubus club" . thinks 'hmm' , then walks inside. Looks around, spots a buffet drink bar and pulls out a wine cooler. sits down on the stool, looks around and wonders...how do you suck a bus? *takes a sip*

*screaaaaaaaaaaaaaming to the microphone*
Sorry guyz, I have to done it .... too much emotions stucked in me.....
Sorry winglessangel for dammaging you moment of entering =)

ya didnt thera besides i was wondering who was next to sing lol

Ok so what I should sing for ya now???
*laughing*

anything as long as your got your emotions out by the screaming otherwise you'll have to sing something like dani filth of Cradle of Filth LOL

YOU* not your, *eats the typo fairy*

well, my feelings can be expressed through various songs of various kinds =)
lalalalalal laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
but they wud be hardly understood cos my feeling feel for the Czech music...im sure ud like it but ....but

hey im game for anything!

*eats the typo fairy*??????

*looking for Mslefaye*

DO NOT EAT THE GUESTS
especially the faery
even typo faeries!


:sets the Karaoke machine to only display king diamon lyrics and only play king diamond albums:


This should prove damaging to the ears!

Yes Thera?

I was just wandering where you went....
u know its not safen to leave guests alone....
someone could have been eaten as u see.
*laughing*

cough up the faerie
give give give
this is a Faye Friendly establishment
....
My name and meaning
Rune Katrina LeFaye
Mysterious Holy of the Faerie

grumbles

how are you doing thera?
I do sleep on occasion you know even if only between posts.....
which seem to be coming in shorter incriments still.
Actually think i was writing in journal watching movie listen to screeching petting a kitty doing dishes and pondering things less than happy

Its ok with me, just that I should go "homeô to do some tydiing up.....
You should get a sleep, close it up here, you know as my mum says, The sleep heals =)
I can help u clean it up here
*huge snmile*

i dont really sleep atleast i havent in a while
just sort of doze off a few then smoke a cigarette ramble on and on then repeat

thank you Thera i think I may leave succubus club for a bit though

just remember you can take a King to the vet but when you bring him back king becomes queen
and dont eat the guests!

*peeps in*

does this mean i have to do karaoke? :S

Ok u can start, what are you gonna sing?

:: Enters, reads the rules, chucks down a couple shots of vodka, leavs a 20, picks up the mike, and begins....
"I made it through the wilderness"
Damn, this is too high!
:: drops 2 octaves
"Somehow I made it through"
"Didn't know how lost I was"
"Until I found you..."

*claps her hands as fast she is able to*
Wow nice one ! How long did u trained it???
=)

*enters*
hmmm.... interesting

can i sing britney spears? lol :P

bugger that actually

*walks over to the bar and mixes herself a big big glass of vodka black absinthe*

*sits in a corner and rolls herself a fat one*

anyone want a puff?

:: Hears one appreciative preson, clapping, this, and the Vodka, causes a flash of bravery and showmanship - I start swinging my hips like Elvis..
"Like a virgin"
"Touched for the very first time..."

*enjoys this*
yes amethyst, gimmi pls!
*orders baileys*
*continues to look around*

UUUH Maxman......
That should be me singing better
*has sooo huge smikle on her face...*

Oh Baileys I havent drunk it since my visit in England...
Thanks for the tip dear!
*orders 2 and pyas for her too*

::FInshed, goes to bar for yet another vodka shot, and retires to a dark corner.

*looks around*
*thinks what to do now*
It seems it needs Mslefaye =)

hmm... music...

puts on london after midnight - the bondage song


now whatever happened to that blood letting? :P

* pulls the typo faerie out of her mouth and sits her on the bar, and without knowing i start to fly up toward the rafters. damn faerie dust! well hey....this is sort of fun...weeeeee*

*chases wingless around*

let me get a little of that...i love to fly!

*sits at the bar and pours a few shots of grey goose while waiting for her to come down*

hey just grab that typo faerie and shake her a few times and think happy thoughts! lol come fly with me! weeeee

*gives the fairy a light tap and gather the dust that comes off*

thinking happy thoughts...bites...i mean

*lifts off the ground and joins wingless*

weeeee

*says out loud* Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!

looks at all the pretty people flying about

decides the ground is comfy enough

sips more of her vodka black absinthe an has a couple more drags and passes to deathnitegrl

enjoy babe ;)

::goes to the dj booth and plays type o negative- bloody kisses::
::goes to the bar gets a kahlua and cream::
::to the dance floor and dances::

*thanks ms. *
::kisses neck and dances again::

"...and the Goddess decreed let there be music and there was music..."

Well since Type O is over..

LET THERE BE MUSIC

*finally floats down from the rafters*

pixie dust gives you wings too!!!

*sits at bar and has a shot of grey goose, leaves money on bar*

Hello NewBlood
I am already of the Faye
so need no more dust
but thank you

*skips around* Quien le tiene miedo al lobo miedo al lobo miedo al lobo!!! *shows off RedRidingHOod outfit* Meow... i am here... umm... *sits* XD

* thinks wow birds are so lucky to be flying over people's heads and ........ (laughs) oh well. Lands right near Maxx. *Hey baby how's the drink?

::Walks in with goat:: Heylo everyone!!!..........do I have to do karaoke?

umm.... now i want some goat cheese LOL jk...
Okay on the count of three....

I forgot what i was gonna say... *puts orange juice away* hmmmmmm OJ my ass!

Greetings RedRose
DeathsDisciple as long as you promise not to do the goat no
I like my ears unbleeding

awwww, a goat!

*pours a round of shots for everyone and lays money on the bar*

drink up everyone....lets get to being wild and crazy!

.....::hides goat::......hehe.......uhhh........:: runs and jumps behind the counter and makes a peach schnapps smoothie::

Hiya hiya Ms :) I am just lurking about, trying to find interesting threads.. i wish i could post my own.. but patience pays off!!!

O positive anyone O positive?

Time heals all wounds
except those of the heart

If you want a thread posted you have but to ask....

mew mew

CATS!!!!!! @.o KaTS BlooD!!!!! ::Grabs cat puts in blender with smoothie turns it on::...........HE HE hE HA hA Ha @.X

... and now Ladies and Ghouls for your viewing pleasure .....
The vivasection of DeathsDisciple

:runs hooks through each arm hand and knee of DeathsDisciple and begins the slow labourous process of a fully conscious disection :
Now the bloodletting has begun ...

My Kitty is off limits
But dont worry DeathsDisciple we shall not break the simple rules .... for you are no longer a guest....

:put a slow slit along bottom of stomach a jerks the chains holding the hooks through DeathsDisciple's flesh:

A Judas treatment....
But fear not the joys of being a vampire means you shall not die simply wither in pain for all eternity!

:chains DeathsDisciple's goat near the steaming pile of intestines:
Goats get hungry too and from what I have seen will eat anything ....

oohhhhh blood, what was it O +...the universal donor?

#.@....... yeah Goat!!!.....EAT ME!!!!!!

OKAY.. don't hurt kitties!!!! *sobs*
I wish this old fucking bitch would stop asking me stupid retarded questions! i am not here to answer your questions just to check you into the hotel!!! Go fuck yourself in your room and let me be..


Whoa.... where was i??
No hurting kitties...

:: hanging by flesh :: ..........I kinda like this........EAT GOAT EAT!!!!!

comes in, goes to the bar & pours a bit of everything to a mug :: today, i'm gonna get wasted::

... and Tonights Entertainment
Vivasection of a Vampire

Brought to you by

MsLeFaye in conjuction with Pissed Off Kitties of the World

::tries to eat kitty:: ::cries:: i can't reach!!!

well sence I can't eat the kitty I'll take a nap

A knock on the door. The door opens and another cooler wrapped in a giant black satin bow sits on the stupe. Opening it up you will find it once again filled to the brim with hearty steaks. A note attached "To Ms Lefaye. Hope you are having a wonderful time. Your dark friend, Lilian."

mew and my thanks again Lady Lilian

:smiles:

Yes well must watch Van Helsing now
Seems Starz channel on demand now
has a vampire channel ....
Interesting!

*wanders in, pulling her leather jacket tighter around herself and walks up to the bar. Grabbing a beer, she drops a couple of dollars on the bar and looks around for an empty table*

*Smiling with a subtle wink to the Lefaye-Kat, she pops the tops of her beer, raises it slightly in a cheer, and takes a long deep drink*

Good Eve Fair Anais of the Beautiful Voice
How are you this fine night?

As chilly as a peach in a freezer. It's been a tough week, and all I want to do is have a drink and if'n I'm lucky, a laugh as well.

How are you, Kat-scratch?

*takes another long swallow from her bottle of bluemoon*

Bit beyond tired but managed a rather remarkable progression in here. Vampire and 7.06 days spent online here.

Head back home for a bit tommorow which I am not particularly looking forward too since I have a lot of packing to do...

Over all as always I survive
Would rather like to live someday soon though....

Way more information than your question asked.

Sorry

Can always play with tonights entertainment I call this peice Vivasection of a Vampire ...

:Smiles: some people must learn not to mess with kittes especially mine.

Well, I wish you well with your move.

*smiles*

Life can be one hell of a rough road, but, at least we can choose which highway to take.

Be well. :)

Thank you dear
and to you
Love and Light

Appears dressed in a black hoodie and raccoon eyes, softly whispers. "hey your goat just broke his rope and ran out to the fence. I think he's stuck" steps up to the bar and orders a bloody Mary type o -

Think that would be a ghouly goat now since it has been feeding off of DeathsDisciple's intestines
Like our Performance Piece tonight dear?
Someone was foolish enough to mess with one of my kitties
I call it
Vivasection of a Vampire

:Leaves a message on the wall:
"My friends I shall be off and on a bit for the next few days then perhaps away for a while. Enjoy the club... Be here when I can."

:Walks out the door and dissapears into the night:

LET THERE BE MUSIC

Lemme just grab a smirnoff before I head to bed. Thanks!

Good thing I am not worried about carding.....

walks in... hello mslefaye how are u tonite? walks over to bar for some jager! =)

walk is and looks around and waves hello to all there

Hello hello
I am tired tonight
vivasection with a laser so wounds dont heal on a vampire is hard work

:sees Mistress Moreish Lurking about and decides to scout for a new location: For some reason a certain elder keeps busting things up...

hmm sounds fun

:: orders a few more shots ::

PiNkLuSt my dear
is self service tonight and everynight....

:smiles:
How are you this eve?

:goes to the bar and makes herself something to drink:
Well suppose I can talk to myself since no one else is here... Naw just some music might help

LET THERE BE MUSIC

:nods off in her darkened cubby:
sleep perchance too atleast

*giggles and gets back inside the club house!*

yay!!

*enters*
uh I thought I wont be able to get here today!
Whats going on here? I dont see many ppl...
*goes for Mslefaye and orders a Jin-tonic*
How are you today? Is it better?

:: Steps in - groans - throws black leather jacket on chair...

Hey ya'all,

:: Waves to some people I recognize.

Moves silently in.. and perches herself on one of the stools in the shadows... just taking it all in for a while....

oh i thought it was maxx i landed next to...my bad lol

*walks in with a kind smile and looks around to find mslefaye* Thier you are! i thank you dear for taking care of my journal the days of rest have been kind to me, i shall take it back now plz. Here is your reward *Free Poprocks for everyone* just help your self, is it ok if i leave it by the bar?

Greeting mslefaye, I just stopped in to have a look around and I must say I love the place. Anyways Have a delicious night.

Well I must say when I crash I crash hard....
So many people and I slept through it all....
Good thing no one had a camera....
The tenth phone call finally rewoke me from drowzing ah well

No worries MannyBebop no worries.....

:lights a hand rolled smoke and blows smoke rings:
Oh what tangled webs we weave

*watches as the guy gets eaten by a billy goat * poor cat

Kitty is fine just took a bit of needle thread and plastic inside lining and a lot of fresh blood....
Don't you like the performance peice? Such lovely expressions upon his face....

:Takes ~Wing~ into her darkened alcove and shows her the true joy of erotic vampire bites:

MMMMMMMM

Mmmm chicken and coffee

'Finger licking good' and 'Good to the last drop'

lol mslefaye! *enjoys the biting and bites back*

:sings:
Chicken and coffee and byting and sucking...
these are a few of my favorite things ....

:continues byting:

i bet you could make a poem out of that! *laughs and continues to sip her wine cooler and blood*

nooooo no more poems
now a question for those that come
shall we continue or close up shop?

*storms in* aaahhhh *drinks straight from a bottle* Mmmmmmmmmmm i fucking hate old ppl.. once again I am stuck at work... they are like packs of wolves... complaining about everything!! I cant take it anymore!!!

Greetings RedRose
aye work sucks but helps pay for the essentials of managing to survive

yes! working does suck im glad i have a job but it sucks that at the end of the day you have to say thank you Maam or sir... That really steams me!!!!

i will be back on the road soon
end of day crawl back into the sleeper then get up and drive some more
bit overly solitary but will pay bills whilst i look for real work

Damn it this is annoying me and running through my head over and over again

Music doesnt take it away nor messaging nor anything else.....

Hello Mslefaye!!!
I see your club is working smoothly!

Not difficult with so few seemingly to be around ... but then it is sorta the weekend
Scouting a new location
:Laughing: Just have this sneaking thought that closed by order of the camarilla is coming SOON

But...But are u preparing to open it again???
Oh no...where will I go then...
=)

Ok, Id like to have a huge coffee....
*walks to the bar and orders Big latte*

Yes I think I am prepared ....
Although questioning why with so few actual regulars at the moment. Then I also think has openly been around a few days anyway so how can we have regulars for a new place....
chicken and egg thing
lol

Oh......
So what about the ending party???
Lets throw it!

Not quit yet but perhaps this week if things dont pick up....
besides still a ton of booze on the bar
guess i shouldnt have driven off with the entire alcohol beverage commision semi full ....

ah well
soon this one will go away then i shall open another place and see where it goes from there

that damn passage is still running through my head

What a passage?
*serious look in her face*

This one: "Most importantly, child, I am you. I am part of you, and I am within you.
Seek me within and without, and you will be strong. Know me. Venture into the dark so that you may awaken to Balance, Illumination, and Wholeness.
Take my Love with you everywhere and find the Power within to be who you wish."

bothering my brain

Darling,
I hope that as soon as you ll do as it sais it will be ok!
So what sabout the music? Or karaokee??

Your choice command phrase for music is
"Let there be music" and what you want played....
the other people seem to know how to use much better than I

I want a pinball machine in here tommorow
LOL

*hehe*
"Let there be music form Opeth"
a table football wud fit her too =)

*slips in for a quick nightcap*

Brandy and hot water.. a little lemon. There has got to be some of this somewhere..

*walks behind bar and rummages about*

check in the nook behind the wall dear
also some mead in there i believe

*peers into the shadows of the nook and finds a dusty bottle of well-aged brandy*

Thanks, Cat-scratch, now if I can find some water and a kettle..

..or shit, even a microwave.

Heres a microwave Anais!!
I think its time to change the music....
I have to think of something at first

under the sink ...
had to hide appliances since someone decided to play with my kitty in not so nice ways

Thera quite eating my mind

errr
quit READING my mind
its not safe in there alone

well....I would not call it just like that =)

Thanks Thera, Lefaye..

*grabs a mug, tosses in a shot and a half of brandy, tops it off with water and lemon and microwaves it for a few moments*

This should make me sleep.. :)

Your welcome,
what a strange medcin... I should have taste it.

It's a basic hot-toddy, something my Grandmother used to drink when she either had a cold, or was sleepy.

In my case, it's both, heh..

Try it, it's an aquired taste, but once aquired, it works wonders. :)

hot totty?

Totty without a cold-

toddy with, Kat.

Oh thanks for the tip...I have a cold for nearly two weeks...I hope it will help.

see why i dont tend bar?
lol not drinking alcohol either though
swear my body thinks it is preggers
starving morning sick mood swings
arrrrggghhhhh
i still want to eat someone

eat someone?
"Lets find a victim"
*looks around but theres nearly noone in here....I start to be afraid of mybody*
lol