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image is some of the metamorphic rocks from my collection.

you all alone in here sweetie?
xxxx

Well it is a little early still...

but It never hurts to wake up w. a nice shot of jager in the morn' =)

*walks over to bar*

**looks around and walks in** a bit dead... just slightly... **sits on the bar**

Walks in and over to the bar, gets a rum and coke and finds a seat to sit down for awhile..

buh!!!!
im here

*walks in and runs up to everyone and pokes them*

~ouch~ Trying not to choke on his rum and coke he says what was that for....

hmmmm i dont know cuz i can and i havent poked people in awhile.... wait i take that back i poked my sister on tuesday. lol and im bored

*spins in a circle*

Gets up and grabs lenore and starts to tickle her, oh you wnat fun I'll give you fun my dear and tickles her harder

*starts laughing and screaming*

thats not nice i hate being tickled

*starts tickleing u*

Oh,no he says as he falls to the floor. Shes found his one weakness,ugh.........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

hehe yes!!!!

*gets up and walks away*

Oh, still laughing he trys to get up but falls down again laughing to hard to get up. takes a couple of deep breaths then gets up an dwalks ovver to her and gently hugs her. thank you I needed that my dear.

*watches a grown man piss himself*

Walks over to his table and pick up his glass fisnishes rum and coke and beds everyone a goodnight, slowly walks out the door

ur welcome dear

Ok so I disappeared here fir a while, but now I'm back :)

I'm in a good mood anyone care to do a shot or two of jager w. me?

Hmm...It's quite I think I'm just gunna take off for tonight. b-bye

hmmm thx for sterting it back up Filiana....
but the cho this does bad things to my frames sizing......
double plus ungood

Morning, everyone.

Ok' I'm back bright n early, how is everyone?

*walks in and sit down* hmmm. so whats going on in here *gets some rum cake* whoa its daytime already

goes inside and gets a sex on the beach and sits down..... tired as hell...

How is everyone this a.m.?

starting to wake up....

walks in from a night of sitting on the computer playing omerta ( a crime game )


been up all night, probably should have stopped in, but i was ranking on omerta

**walks in and sits on the bar, grabs a smeirnof twist and grins** Hey it's 5 oclock somewhere.. Anyway **looks around** hmm wonder what I missed..

Sounds fun, Filiana...

*Poke*

ouch... barafranca.com then, lol.

pour me something tall and strong
make it a hurricane before i go insane
its only half past 10 but i dont care
its five o'clock somewhere

*Pops a piece of gum in her mouth.*

Yummers.

agh *pulls one of the 12 different types of gum out of her drawer*

see what you made me do?

Hee Hee, I loooove gum! I couldn't live without it. especially Jolt gum.

they don't sell that here. juicyfruit trident freedent extra blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

I also love Wrigleys doublemint... hee hee

I don't like cinnamon gum that much, burns the tonge. last time i had that i couldn't taste anything for a few days.

I can't stand cinnamon... blah. yuck

yeppers.

but it is good on toast... with sugar and melted butter of course.

You really couldn't taste for a few days? Wow I'm sorry. I eat that sort of gum like it's going out of style.

I won't go near cinnamon with a 39 1/2 foot pole.
Mike loves the stuff!
Blah

Wow I'm sorry **hands her double mint gum** I buy things in bulk..

Aww, you are so sweet
*hands Angel a pack of Jolt gum*
you are sweet.

**looks at it** um.. **tilts her head to the side** I have never had this before.. **inspects it** what's it do **shakes it to make sure there is no lighting going to jump out**

yep, i could hardly eat some of my favorite foodstuffs (from the school that is)

Lol, angel, it's just caffeine gum... as good as taking 2 no-doze or a can of jolt... nummers

You actually eat school food? I leave campus.. I go to like Taco Hell or Mc Doonalds, or Burger Queen.. **hands Filiana a pack of dublement as well**

YES THAT'S ALL I NEED IS CAFFENE!!! **tackle hugs her** I love you.. **opens the pack and starts to eat one**

lol. I kind of figured that when i saw the cans of jolt in general chatters.

meow meow meow - kitty cat in heat.

LOL, Angel!!! Every one needs cafeine!

**hears the cat and looks around** Man... I hope it was fixed.. And yes everyone does need cafiene.... Heh.. **starts to twitch**

no, she's not fixed yet, haven't gotten her to one of those free clinics yet. the other 2 cats i have are fixed though.

My cat is having kittens in 2 weeks... in my portfolio, its the little grey one is the mumma and the white one is the daddy. lol

Ooo... I'm sorry.. There is nothing worse then a cat in heat. They meow all the time and they whine.. It's horrible.. Just make sure she doesn't get knocked up.. That would suck

See, I don't mind the kittens cause I have a sure fire way of getting rid of them when their 6 weeks is up. :)

My aunt's cat kept getting knocked up... It had litter after litter after litter. This cat was getting more sex then a french whore in a room full of convects.. I swear..

well, the only thing she's been doing lately is meowing and being playful. she hasn't done anything else.

My cat gets mean when she goes in heat... and goes into hiding.

i guess all cats are different.

Hey, I'll talk to you all later. I gotta go.

*walks in and goes to the bar and order a double vodka looking over to the ladies in the mean time*

Hello there *bump*

Walks in hello, walks over to get a mug of coffee

wakes up stil taped to the inside of the bathroom stall


bahh get me outa here

hahahahaha... there is a guy screaming in the bathroom.... lol... probably was butt raped....

Hey now that's not right **giggles to herself, walks into the restroom and cuts him loose**

im sorry...

**raises her eyebrow to car killer and folds her arms** as you should be..

*walks in as a panda* Rarr ^_^.... growl snarl growl rarrr! *COUGH COUGH* excuse me how is everyone? ^_^

*walks in missing a few layers of clothes*

has any1 seen a bear wearing a pair of pvc pants?

He went thatta way!!! *points down the street*

*chases bear in tight pants*

*giggles and shakes her head* Poor romman.

*crax up*

*stumbles back in with holes in pants*

the bear went into a gay bar

i liked theese pants

That bastard!!!! Did you tear him a new one?

*throws bear burgers around*
u can say that

mmmmmmmmm bear burgers.. LOL

Time for bed. Night! Glad you got the bear romman!

NO NOT COUSIN TEDDY! HOW COULD YOU ROMMAN!!! WE WERE LIKE THIS MAN! HOMIES!!! WAT HAPPEN! noooo! why cousin teddy!!!!!

but hes soo delicsious

*manny the panda cries* BUT but i came all they way from Japan to visit him!... AND WHEN DID HE TURN GAY!!!! WAAAAA this will kill auntie grizzly waaaaaaaaa!

just pretend its fish and eat it

*cries and eats the burger* waaa i know i should'nt but its just too damn good waaaaaaa -_-'

told ya im a genious

*whimpers and walks to the door* i gotta go now cya... -_-' *sniff* those were some good burgers... *sniff* TEDDY!!!!!!!!

damn i love this club

*Slowly enters and looks at the remaining guests.*

i know theres not much activity in here, but theres free drinks, games, and sometimes food.

Drinks...Of what my dear?

Whatever you'd like.

Hmmm....I seem to have forgotten a party guest...I'll be back shortly....

*Grabs machete and bloody chain from 'round his neck and hastefully leaves the room.*

*re-enters with his machete bloodied and a cut woman being dragged in by the chain wrapped around her neck...She is still alive judging by her whimpers...*

Meet my friend...SHE called me a freak when I was walking down the street....Teenagers these days....

*Dumps her next to the chair he sits on...She keeps whimpering and sobbing.*

psheh yep, teenagers these days, fortunately i'm not like others.

as i walk up to the bar i think to myself cosy place good atmosphere what should i order i know ill have a coke slushee with a double shot of rum thanks *slurp mmm*head towards free table nodding hello to others on my way

let there be music *bat out of hell meatloaf*

Hello everyone!
*runs to the bar*
Can I have one Latte please?

Hi Filiana.
How s it going?

Im just no way lucky in here to meet some ppl...
lol
At least I can party now!
*goes to the dance floor and shakes her .... BODY!*

Ello Ello

Succubus is here again - COOL!
*Runs and gets slurpee*

bah is there any more bear burgers left?

hi all, hows things going

Hello, hello... Hmm seems a bit dead..

im here for i have no life

Walks in grabs a cup fo coffee sits down and drinks it, falls asleep because its so quite...

*Stands up...Clearly upset, starts kicking the woman in the thighs....Listening to her plea for mercy...Merely makes him kick more...*

*Looks at Thera with a sad look and keeps kicking the teen.*

Morning, Thera, sideswipe. How are you?

*Looks back*
Why that sad face?
.........And what about the teen, are you preparing the "meal"?
lol

SHE was merely in the wrong place in the wrong time...As for ME....Well forget about me...

*Picks up the girl...Seing blood starting to protrude from her mouth, drops her and sits down for a moment.*

I see.....
Well, ok!
*goes to the bar, lights one*

LET THERE BE MUSIC
I will survive by Gloria Gaynor

Hi Thera!
Would you share one with me?

*Stands up....Goes to the fireplace..Takes out the poker and puts it in the fire for a while to heat up..He then wacks the girl a few times in the back and drops it on her ankle, scalding her....*

Hello dear!
Sure I want to!

Very nice music u ve let be =)

Well thank you very much my dear Thera I was just feeling in that mood

I must leave now...Farewell...My guest is car-pooling with me....Farewell.....

*Picks her up by the chain around her neck and slowly drags her out with him....*

adiue mon ami

So, Thera.....how are you tonigth?

Farewell people

Well intersting demeanor.... haha... cuts cuddly little pink panda from high place, and bows to Cernunnos

hmmm now why didnt this show up on my seach?

::looks for someone to snuggle with. *sigh* for no one jumps at the chance.::

this is just like watching big brother.. you know.. all those lame ass realtiy shows.. if your life is that sad to waste time fucknig about on here.... seek help asap

*walks in and lits a cigarette*

*strolls in*
*sigh*

I miss Ms Lefaye...

*tear*

Its hard to come in here when she's not around...

*grabs a glass of wine and sits on the closet stool*

Good evening CountessMoon!
How are you tonight?
Do you mind if I sit with you?

allo all have i missed anything

walks in *sighs* because she dont know any one so she sits at a empty table all alone

Well Hello BloodThirst my dear. Please.. have a seat..

* smiles*

I can always use the company

*pulls out stool*

allo all woo that was a heated argument

*grabs a sour slurpee*

Well thanks my dear
How are you tonight?

I am excellant my dear. How are you?

Fine my dear thanks for asking.
I just got to work and I'm ready for the nigth

*lits other cigarette*
Things seem to be slow here tonight.......let's try to change the mood a little

LET THERE BE MUSIC
Shut Up by Black Eyed Peas

I like this song
*smiles and quietly sings along*

I love that song!

hmmmm...

I am tired but, I like this song!

Thanks!
How are you tonigth my friend?

search engine is on the fritz lefaye...

I wonder where she is

Hello Thirst!
Who are you looking for?

mslefaye!

Hey Thera, how are you tonight?

Im good...just a lil bit confused from the inside.
What about u?

Mslefaye is working hard.
Its really rare to catch her online.... =(

I'm fine my dear thanks for asking.

Good thing she's working hard gives us a chance to reach her status LOL

lol!
Thats true, but Im not sure If anyone can reach what she did during one week...
hehe
Shes still really high!
What are you drinking? Can I order you something?

Oh yes thanks my darling

*lits other cigarette* would you like one?

can I please have a shot of whiskey?

Walks in, Hello walks over to the counter and gets a mug of coffee with alot of suagr and a dab of wiskey..

LOL
Hello Shadow........I think you are in the wrong place my dear
How are you tonigth?

Sure here you go !
*brings 2x wisky, lits one too*
Ive just seen your pro, its really good now =)

Why wrong place?

Smiles, Hi Bloodthrist. I'm good and you my dear.