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what is your favourite quote and why?

So many of them..
Well, here's a few..

'...PAIN IS AN ILLUSION...'
Maynard
'...LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE...'
Maynard
'...NOONE'S INNOCENT...'
Maynard
'...SHIT LIVES FOREVER...'
Patton
'...FUCK NOW, SUFFER LATER...'
Cobain

And why... It's kinda hard to explain.. Like they make me feel 'stronger' (in some way) when I hear them, don't really know...

you shall know nothing if you have not known everything, and if yo are timid enough to stop with what is natural. Nature will elude you grasp forever" -Donatjen Franois De Sade
This has to be my favorite cause it describes society so well today.

"Man doth not yield himself to the angels. nor unto death utterly, Save only through the weakness of his feeble will"-Joseph Glanvill

This last one is my favorite cause its kind of my personal motto.

Its better to burn out then to fade away

These types of threads usually annoy me, but this quirked my interest, let's see how it runs

So I've moved it to the general section of the forum

Fondles and Molestations,

Mistress Moreish

The best way for three men to keep a secret is if two are dead.

- Ben Franklin

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

- Mark Twain

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

- Mark Twain

I have so many, How many do you want me to write here.

I will not tell you that good and evil exist, I can only tell you that the world is ignorant and from there you will have to make a choice.

- DarkAdmin

To explain why I like the quotes that I have posted is very simple. They are direct and to the point. They fit my way of thinking and beliefs.

I have to add a few than honey if you're in on it!

"If the light at the end of the tunnel is off, strut down there and switch the damed thing on yourself"

Words to live by >:)

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.

William Congreve

This reminds me of my uncle's famous last words.. A truck...

Bill Crosby

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

- Shakespeare - King Henry The V

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
Crowley, Aleister

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Huxley, Aldous

Follow your instincts....
~ LadyBlood ~

i dont know why this one is so into me...
but i think just the things in my life are geting so:
"The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain."

Do what you want and say what you want in life because the people who mind do not matter and the people who matter do not mind.

i like your way of thinking dark admin

My favorite quote(s) usually change with my mood like the flavor of the week. But this one I will always abide by:

Never assume to know anyone.

cheer up,theres always a light at the end of the tunnel,just hope its not a train...
It shows that
everything can happen when you least accpect it
And that theres a very thin line between good things and bad ones

"if you for something sexy in everything you can't be disappointed..."

i hate to be disappointed and i truelly can find something sexy in everything...

"if you look for something sexy in everything you can't be disappointed..."

i hate to be disappointed and i truelly can find something sexy in everything...

Whenever you point a finger at someone always rember there are three more pointing right back at you.

hell child thats such an old one

"pain doesen't hurt, when it's all you've ever felt".. don't know why this is my favourite..it just is

with great power comes great responsability 'spiderman' lol

'buy one, get one free'

'no shit sherlock'

"Throughout the whole vast shadwy world of ghosts and demons there is no figure so terrible, no figure so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fasination, as the vampire, who is himself neither ghost nor demon, but yet who partakes the dark natures and possesses the mysterious and terrible qualities of both - Reverend Montague Summers 1928

His last words after being bitten by me

I dun know where to start.. I have so many of them **blank look** They would fill up this whole fourm.

Everything counts the good and the bad...I have no idea where i read it ..it just seems like a universal truth of sorts..and "I always said you had more balls then brains o'connel" from the mummy he he rachel weiss mmmmmmmmmm

1) Ford Mustangs are like tampons, every pussy's got one. -?
2)"It was then, staring into the pain, that my perfect existence was truly born."
--Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Fear

"THE KILLER AWOKE BEFOR DAWN HE PUT HIS BOOTS ON AND HE TOOK A FACE FROM THE ANCIENT GALLERY AND HE WALKED ON DOWN THE HALL"
JIM MORRISON _THE DOORS_
NOT REALLY ABLE TO SAY WHY EXACTUALY I LIKE IT SO MUCH. SOMETHING JUST SEEM'S RIGHT ABOUT IT.

you cant lose something you never had

You can't go to hell if your already in it.

Life's a bitch then we die!

''Time and tide and buttered eggs wait for no man''

''Better to be done for a Sheep than a Lamb''

''....I condemn you to live in death with eternal hunger for living blood..''

those who talk more dont necessarily have more to say.

"I'm not queer don't bum me!"

it's just funny

* If nobody understood Gorey's childish answer then you shoud watch the 'League Of Gentlemen' film.

well currently these two are intreging to me

do unto others, but do it first
-crowley

having a penis is not an excuse to be stupid
-me

"Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size five"- Roseanne

i like that one alot cuz its true there are so many beautiful people in this world that arnt skinny.

"it is not in the stars to hold are destiny but in our selves."- williman shakespeare

i just really like this one

Echo you never cease to make me smile...Thank You Good Lady

As for me:

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.
James A. Garlield

There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
Michael De Montaigne

Life is worth living, but only if we avoid the amusements of grown-up people.
Robert Lynd

Anger is seldom without argument but seldom with a good one.
Halifax

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

i have tonnes of them :-)

"I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we"

i can't tell you why i like this i have been trying for the last 30 mins but everything i put down sounds wrong

I am ready to meet my maker, but whether or not my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill

Men fear death, as if unquestionably the greatest evil, and yet no man knows that it may not be the greatest good.
William Mitford


I have so many more.

I don't remember who said this one but here goes:

Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.

One more and I quit for today.

Nothing in this life became him like leaving it.
William Shakespeare

Yes Echo sometimes they are many drinks behind

hellchilddami and touchofire i really like yours.

you know i gotta get some of this. sorry no laughs here though -as of yet; )

“There is only one thing more powerful than all the armies of the world, that is an idea whose time has come.”

"Rather than us being humans having Spiritual experiences, we very well may be, Spirits having human experiences"

"Sweet is pleasure after pain."

"Imagination gallops, judgment merely walks."

"Philosophy becomes poetry, and science imagination, in the enthusiasm of genius."

"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!"

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent. "

All these quotes plus about 100 more are all up on my bedroom walls. Most are Dr. Seuss... no matter what my mood I can find a qupte that'll make me smile...

"even death can be fixed."
ami el

Wicked men obey from fear; good men, from love.
Aristotle
I like this one because it makes sense.

One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie.
Corneille

I like this one because I have been lied to before and they were caught because they forgot what lie they told.

This quote just makes me think and want to learn a little about anything and everything.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will Rogers

Loads of great quotes :D
Mine would have to be;
"Dreams come at no expense until you've dreamt your life away"
Dont know why i have different faves for different moods and thats the one that seems most prominent at the moment

raven the one about the wicked and good men is true i agree, even though i hate to admit love is the stronger force tho.

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
~ Benjamin Disraeli ~


"Never Explain--your Friends do not need it and your Enemies will not believe you anyway."
~ Elbert Hubbard ~


"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
~ Martin Luther King Jr. ~


"Don't walk in front of me because I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me because I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend."
~ Albert Camus ~

some great quotes whipsandchains -i love the last one.

well finally a laugh (at least to me). i hope not to offend anyone and for those with sensitive ears -hold'em.
I heard this one on ECW: "Lifes a bitch, then you marry one" lol

"Life is too important to take seriously"


fits my view on life perfectly...

'iF LIFE CANNOT GIVE TO THE, THE EVERWANTING PASSION. THEN BE GONE WITH THE UNTIL THY THRIST IS QUENCHED' ~ME~

'HAPPINESS IS LIKE A MYSTERIUOS MUSHROOM; YOU NEED TO SPIT IT OUT AFTER A WHILE CAUSE IT GOES SOUR' ~ME~

This is my take on life

And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, Behold, Esau my brother is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man
—Genesis 27:11

get bent!!!

ill be back!!!!

"So farewell Hope, and with Hope farewell Fear, farewell Remorse: all Good to me is lost; Evil be thou my Good." - John Milton.

"Man is certainly crazy. He could not make a mite and he makes gods by the dozen." - Michel De Montaigue

"To be happy one must have a good stomach and a bad heart." - Bernard De Fontenelle

"Everything is nunny as long as it is happening to somebody else." - Will Rogers

"The function of the imagination is not to make strange things settled, so much as to make settled things strange." - E.K. Chesterton

"Our hope of immortality does not come from any religions, but nearly all religions come from that hope." - Robert G. Ingersoll

"There is a pleasure, sure, in being mad, which none but madmen know!" - John Dryden

Yes, I know I didnt put why I like those quotes. I figured they were pretty much self explanatory.

"have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light"

"in the end we all go alone"

"I wish roses never fade"

"don't act like you know me I don't even know myself"

"there is no pleasure in sex its just two organs rubbing against one another"

All quotes that describe me and the way i am most of the time. welll unless the care free kid kicks in and i wish he would visit the corner of my heart lately i've been needing him to be around.

oops forgot one "love is just an illusion created by our creator to trick us into reproducing, so if you'll excuse me skip the sherade and tell me how many kids you want"

"When you're alone with your thoughts, that's when insanity sets in." - Me

"Be careful of the boot you step on, it could be connected to the foot that kicks your ass."

"Big cats are aweful dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone!"

I love these quotes.

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong"
---Murphy's Law
because it's true damn it!

and, "Came for the beer, stayed for the fight"
---Daniel N. USMC
because it just makes since to me in some twisted weird way.

fuck me i'm all out of enemies ***slipknot***

learn to swim ***tool**

i did not have sexual relations with her """bill clinton"""

live fast die young and leave a good looking corpse ##not sure who said it first but i do like it so##]

I was here
But now I'm gone
I left my mark to carry on
Those who knew me
Knew me well
The rest of you
Can go to Hell!!

*In just about every public bathroom anywhere >;^}

Ever notice how assume can make an ass out of u and me

0_o

no clue who said it frist, but someone used to love to say it to me all the time .. he used to assume alot of things that weren't true

"I dont lie in dreams, I lye in my sleep, I dont sleep to dream, yet everything I see is a nightmare"

"Love is much like a rose, Beautiful & calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense" - Mark Overby

" I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy, then I say its in a jar on my desk" - Steven King

"Punks not dead...it just sucks now"
- some random t-shirt

( i really like that last one cuz its so true, but then a again i dont think it was alive for very long anyway, until everyone and their mom became "punk" before i was even born) lol

People these quotes are great but you forgot the second part of the question....Why do you like them so much.

Just had to bring that up

The American's will always do the right thing.... After they've exhausted all the alternatives
Winston Churchill

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
Winston Churchill

I like Chuchill what can I say. He's got another quote that's comedy genius but I can't remember it properly. It goes something like:

I know I'm drunk woman but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly.

Lu Sangu Lava Lu Sangu

(Sicilian proverb - "Blood washes blood")

Been in ma familia for many generations.
Sausage and peppers to ya! *Winks*

Good point Admin ... simple ... because they are things I experiance on a regular basis ... and the bathroom one ... well why not, you read it everywhere. I like it when people get a bit more creative though when carving that one intot he paint on the bathroom walls LOL

I don't remember who said this one but here goes;

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss ain't a kiss
Without any tongue.

I thought is cute and funny.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Elbert Hubbard

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Samuel Butler

He that falls into sin is a man; that grieves at it, is a saint; that boasteth of it, is a devil.
Thomas Fuller

Skeptics are never decieved.
French Proverb

A man who neglects his duty as a citizen is not entitled to his rights as a citizen.
Tiorio

broken, bruised, forgotten, sore... too fucked up to care anymore... tear a hole exquisite red fuck the rest and stab it dead...
TRENT REZNOR

its my favorite because thats exactly how i feel alot.

From:
DarkLight

20:11:50
Jun 23 2005

haha.. omfg. Dhampir.. you are such an ass lol.. Go screw yourself, you fuck pig.. hahaa.. have a nice day asswipe.

--- On 13:20:22 - Jun 23 2005 - Dhampir wrote ---

i do not know you.. and i never will be a mate of yours.. have a nice day ..

--- On 12:31:07 - Jun 22 2005 - DarkLight wrote ---

ahoy there mate.. how are things?


Made me laugh, that there are people in this world, who if not gettings it their own way, will spitt out their dummie and go crying to their mummy... aww poor stupid human...

Life is like a valium, quick to take you down slow to bring you up.

I like this one cause it is true

geeze..i hav so many i could not post them all

I hate Hemmingway with a passion

however, when I was younger I came across this one

Life breaks many of us and yet afterward we are stronger in the broken places


Also to quote Evanescence

Don't try to fix me I'm not broken Hello I am the lie living for you so you can hide

that one just relates to me a period in my life that I am ashamed of

There is also one by Poe that I can't remember right now but when I do I'll get back to you

In Re: to Deity...

To add to that quote...

Remember even a caged bird will still sing.

"You know you love someone when you want them to be happy even if your not a part of their happiness."
It kinda makes you think...

she devil. i like that quote :)

a cage-- even if made of gold -- is still a cage

♥

"so if little redrideinghood should trun up with a Bazooka and a bad attatude, i exsect you to tin the bitch"

dog Solders

i can watch a film twice and know the lines. lol

I have to many to count but here are a few:
I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter
I tradded my boyfriend in for a puppy
we all have issues,mine are just more important then yours
don't make me mad,i have to many places to hide your body

oh sorry why i like them....i'm a smartass and that's how i talk HA!!!!

TO raven.. i do like that one but ive always heard it as....

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated... so kiss me baby im vaccinated!

hehe

There are many quotes I like, but one of my favorite is...

"I'm hear to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"Only the deadliest poisons and the best fragances come in small bottles"

"I don't discriminate..........I hate everybody!"

"I'm not antisocial..........I just don't like stupid people like you!"

"Revenge is a dish that's best served cold"

Those who live in glass house should not throw stones!

"I'll be your Huckleberry"

Doc Holiday from Tombstone the movie. Just love that quote.

'i'm gonna sing the doom song now....'

- grr

because that moment never, ever fails to amuse me...

I'm loving the lil quote-off between Stormie and Deity lol.

And now for another quote.

War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
John Stuart Mill

I just love this quote because it's one of few that show that pacifism isn't always a strong choice.

grrr...I had this long repsone for you on the benefits of pacifism for you Drakon, but darn me and my hasty button pressing, it is gone....oh well...care to discuss this further?

and now my speklling ability deserts me...

aaaarrgghhhhh...

lmao it seems that pacifism has made you a nervous wreck always looking over your shoulder for the next fight you need to run away from lol..........yeah I'll discuss it further but we'll probably need a new thread mate.

Btw I love the irony in spekling abilities lol.......I'm always doing that I was ripping the piss outta some bird the other day about her spelling and after I'd sent it I noticed loads of spelling mistakes lol.....I'd better stop subverting this thread now. I'm always doing that, I might get shot or some shit lol.

Dracula .. Doctor Jack Seward: You want to autopsy Lucy?
Van Helsing: No no no, not exactly. I just want to cut of her head and take out her heart. *grins*

HEE HEE. true, that one.

Life's a bitch and so am i

Life's a twat.....then you gotta marry one. (my m8 gave me that one, thnx emi!)

erm, ooooh yea......... drink from me and live forever....... now WHO on earth said that, eh???? i like these quotes bcuz they're just funny.

Lestat to Louis:

"Life has no meaning any more, does it? The wine has no taste, the food sickens you, there seems no meaning for any of it, does there? But what if I could give it back to you? Pluck out the pain and give you another life, one you could never imagine, and it would be for all time. And sickness and death could never touch you again. Don't be afraid, I'm going to give you the choice I never had."

Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesnt die.

GapeandRape

It's never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die

Here are some that I have picked up along the years.
"When in trouble when in doubt run in circles scream and shout."

"It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt."

"No remorse No regrets Me no worry Me no Die."

when life fucks with you, FUCK IT RIGHT BACK

Deity: Isn't that a poem? I think I have seen it many times...

Raven: I love this quote, (.Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will Rogers) .. I think I'll have to add it to my wall!

Flux: I like your life's a bitch one... but why would that offend someone?