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I came across this wildly disturbing video and I just wanted to see what you all thought about it. Here is the link. scroll down and find the vampire domestication clip, you shold see two side by side pics one of a fang and the other an eye, click on this and the video will pop up.

http://www.hedonistica.com/archives/2005/05/22-week/index.php

wow thats messed up

crap this is kinda long.... *posting to prevent log out* ... LOL

hehe well if it was true and I'd have to dance around and say " see see even the humans know we should rule.... the damn fools even helped us fix that annoying cross problem... I think we'll have breeded it out in a 10 generations tops"

I found it disturbing, myself.

that got sum great science behind it.

maybe a warning of things to come,
or a great bases for a movie.

but for now a great piece of dead-pan comedy.

I thought this was really good.

Well read, good subject matter, some pseudo-science that explains away some of the clichés and a few hidden jokes thrown in to boot.

Very amusing.

I love it! He look prtty scary...
Wow...

OMG that would be insane if that ever occured!!! That looked so real!!!! Awesome thanx for sharing!!

messed up

I don't get it >.> I now feel dumb heh.

Funny stuff.

"Flexible ethics for a complex world."

"No problems. No promises."

"Improving the world one tax bracket at a time."

=)

until i read the explanation.. i was thinknig it was real...

that was sooo wild...thanks for posting

Has anyone actually watched the entire presentation? This is one hell of researched presentation!

My god this is creepy.

I would love a copy of the multimedia presentation they were presenting to Donnie to see how some peeps I know would react.. LOL

I watched it all I like the idea that vamps in the traditinal sense have like an acute case of autisim like some scitzophrenics meaning much like real life vamps are just naturally smarter then humans kinda ..... like the guy who won the noble prize ... they made movie about him tho I don't wanna say the name of the film since it spoils the twist if you have not seen it

true, being considered or 'classified' as a savant does have a kind of pleasant ring to it.

Interesting thought on it, though.

Although, being related with domestic short haired cats is sort of ummmm disheartening.. lol

hehe but they weren't just shared traits is all ... kinda like the lungfish torpor thing

At least they finally put the myth of turning by bite to rest.. very well worded.

yes but they did mention the possibility of turning tho ... with the whole reto virus aspect

Hey, I wouldn't mind being related to a cat. =^._.^=

that was very interesting.....thank you for putting that in here.....

yes.. that they did. But turning is more a matter of transfer of blood from sire to 'victom' than a bite.. I'm sure that will be topic of another video though ;)

Nara, if you were part cat, what would your pup do? lol

interesting :)

Very intriguing and very cool.

I learned about the ATP part when we were discussing vampirism in my genetics class.

that is so weird!

It makes me wonder why people have too much time on their hands. This was pretty well done considering. All the research was well done also.

But, it was just a parody thank goodness. A very well done parody but one neverthless.

The cross (what did they call it) "issue" that vampires have - that was pretty funny. And the drug they have "developed" to deal with this problem - hilarious! Patent Pending.

I can just see the headlines:

USA TODAY - December 15, 2009
"VAMPIRES SOLVE THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS FASTER THAN THEY SOLVE A RUBIX CUBE"

~Mina~

the crusaphix glitch they called it had to do with the crosswiring of the retina ... loved that it had nothing to do with the church LOL ... also the predator propaganda of garlic LOL that was great ... I'm quite fond of garlic myself ... now onions that i am allergic too along with sunlight ( my pigmentation function is IDK slow .. I blister-burn-tan-peel-back to almost as pale as I was ) ... seriously I get alot of jokes about it

that is crazy and if that was real man that would be odd to see or hear about

Now that is to cool

Interesting from a scientific standpoint, otherwise I found it kinda boring. It was waaayyyy too long.

i thouight it was pretty interesting...

Very interesting. Did anyone notice the quotes at the bottom of the slides? I found a few quite amusing.

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:)

I did read some of the quotes, however they were more of a distraction than they were amusing.