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As i read many Profiles...like most of u
I wonder why every 3 rd person comes from Hell...... must be a famous Place:)
or have they something to hide or being Scared to tell where they come from.....

Or maybe its a Game and i Missunderstand it........

some other good reasons......?

I'm with ya on that one, honey...
Interesting little quip here... did you know that there is actually a town in Michigan called Hell?
Yes... it was post marked Hell, Mich.
roflmao...
I wonder if that where the Mich. football team went to after they played Ohio State. Cold day in Hell, huh, boys?

GO BUCKEYES!!!

**ahem** Sorry 'bout that=)

LMAO....nice name for a Town.....

i swear i lived there!!! oh no wait....that was Ironwood. nm. same thing though.
it was like my own personal hell for a few years. wahoo!

Yeah untot, Ive been agreeing with you on these profiles. SUrely a profile is for putting information down about yourself, not blaintantly lying or tyring to be 'mysterious.'

Ty...for this so far...i knew im not the only one wich wonders about that..

Lol Rabdsquid! Yeah I cant exactly say the English weather and the sites of Lancaster dont feel strangely similar.

Good thread untot, Ive been reading your profile ratings, you make me giggle x

Media force fed bullshit maybe?
"I'm... evil... therefore ..........I must........... come from Hell" still its not the place its the ppl really lol

good answer Chaos... 10 points LOL

*Bows to untot*
Your'e most welcome my man lol btw nice thread

Thank u Chaos...

Hmmmm, interesting.
I think they are trying to be impressive though. I mean, picking such a scary place as Hell.....LMAO. Hiding behind their profiles for fear of being known to others.
Its rather annoying though.
;)

I believe it to be an age thing. Maybe Cancer should add a Kiddie Corner.

LMAO.....

Ha ha Tanya.

Yes equiped with little vampire toys for the to play on, teething rings maybe.

ROFLMAO

ROFLMAO

ROFLMAO
::tears running down cheek::

Nice one.....little kiddie teethers!

LMAO!!!!!!! imagine........vampire's with pacifiers!

Personally, I wish I could say I was from Hell, at least something would have happened every so often. My town was so boring, it should have been called boredville.

Aren't the ones with pacifiers "Ravers"?? Opps wrong site this is Vampire Rave.

*is finally able to breathe again after reading the last posts* Baby vampires... Hilarious. I bet they're hellish little buggers to deal with in day care, er, rather 'night' care.

But, yes, coming from Hell seems rather cliché. You could make up your own little kingdom for creativity's sake... Or give a vague region, like just the country or continent you come from if you feel insecure about others knowing your location.

This is just too funny!

Welcome to Vampie Night Care.....
we carry the best in warm blood, created especially for babies sensitive stomaches, hard rubber teethers, for the little ones to practice on, and individual playpens, for their safety is our number one priority.

LMAO

yup good answer....ty

you forgot the vampire babies' baba of warm blood.....

Ok, since I cannot see a good gag without taking it just ONE step too far (I adore cartwheeling across that line in the sand) - who's got diaper duty?

Well, since blood doesn't really get digested, those are gonna be some stankey diapers. NOT IT!

NOT IT!
Hehehehe......

*goes off to fetch a can of air freshener* Bring on the funk, babies!

LOL

Better make it a Cosco size can!

You da man!

helll i mest it i used to live there still dio whait does newmartinsville w v count as hell

Tanya, you are killing me!! ROTFLMAO

From "hell", or "f*ck off", or "I hate my life", or "no one understands me"

You guys are killing me I am laughing so hard

but no one anwsered my question about hell is my town counted as hell

Oh my freaking god guys........You're killin me over here!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehe.........

yes, it is the most famious non existant place!! next to heven, but then again. no one comes from heven. they go and never return! OMG HEVEN IS HELL!!! LMAO j/k anyway. ya lol. i lost my train of thought............crap.

LOL zero...

I have to go and agree 100% with untot on this one and,Khayman on this one******=)

there is a hell south dakota its a quaint little town full of hicks and morons

Hell can be everywhere......its how we see it...
but its not the Location/City/town wich is named hell

well I don't claim hell...deadmonton however is just two little letters from where i am...and those with grey matter can figure it out.....if you can't.....

guess hmmm ...LA?

@dearmon how stupid can i be...LA....
Edmonton of course

Well shoot. And here I was thinking Miami. *smacks self in the forehead* LOLOL

I dont know why people do that. but yet we do create our own Hell. Whereever we are if we make it miserable enough. These are probably the same teenies you see (i will say once again) in Hot Topic buying Happy Bunny thinking "OH SHIT IM GOTH NOW"

I fail to see how a bunny makes one "goth".
Now.... skinning the bunny and wearing the paws as earrings... MAYBE....
But a t-shirt with a bunny saying "Boys Suck" or having a set of lips on its ass and pointing to them while sappily stairing over its shoulder at you....

Sorry... thats just not workin for me....

Exactally what i am saying girl...These people are NUTS!

Again, its an age thing every teenager thinks life is hell and all is shit. Just wait untill they get older.

BOY of BOY Kids are you in for a treat.

Your young for fucks sake you don't know how good you have it.

Ty. ...Tonya
i agree to that for 101%

:)

I'm not from hell.. maybe it is an interesting place :o

so be welcomed..dear

Just to get it back on the main Site...
I will try again to find some reasonable answers....as i still read hell as location again and again....

Let's see, I'll add a little commenty here as well, seeing how I didn't put in my real location on my profile.

I'd like to think that people who say they are from Hell only wish they could be. They haven't quite come to terms with their true selves and need the use of some idea to justify their lives. I only say this because that's how I used to be when my life was Hell and my location was Hell also. I have realized, when I ask people from other sites, why they put Hell down, that it's really just a cover. Sometimes people want to be in the "in" crowd and pretend.
I don't know really, that's just what I think people put that there for, maybe it is true, maybe not.

lol tonya ain't that a fact!! kidz into adulthood is quite the big eyeopener in life.

It's because people want to try and look cool. Of course no one lives in hell, unless that is the name of a town. It's just...trying to be cute. Kind of annoying, but then again to each is own.

To Hell you say. What the hell is going on.
Hell if I know. I was born to take over hell. If not hell where am I? Marriage is hell. Hells Angel. Born to raise hell. To hell with you.I'm going to hell in a bucket. Highway to hell.The 8th circle of hell. Ah Hell. Did I tell you I was from hell? Hell of a thing. Hell of a trip.

What was the question?

Ok... now that was funny
hehehee

lol.....good answer Darkadmin...
hehehe

Amen!

Oh wait, we're trying to be cool... *ahem*

Oh shit!

I buy clearance at Hot Topic when I need bootlaces, or gifts for people. Expensive crap on sale for cheap people. :)
*insert Happy Bunny here*

There are two sides to this. It’s in according to how the word hell is used, for instance. According to many religions, the place where the souls of people who are damned suffer eternal punishment after death. Now having said that, are you dead? No, your not, so you can’t use it in that way. Because as we all know, souls and the dead can not type lol. Now it can be used in the way of describing a state or place of extreme pain or misery, or something or somebody that causes extreme pain or misery. Like you can say your from the hell of so and so town, which would be using it in the since that that part of the town causes you extreme pain and or misery. Or you can say you’re from hell, meaning your mother. And that by you coming from her she causes extreme pain and or misery. But to just say you’re from hell would imply that you are dead. So if you’re going to say you’re from hell. Use it in the correct part of speech.

Ok....Now that I have the hell beat out of me I can make a honest remark about this topic.

In each of our minds we perceive hell in our own different way. Some believe that they live in hell, so feel they are from hell, and others think what the hell. I am of the latter part of this and feel what the hell. So to each our own, to hell with you all and a Merry Christmas to boot..

The line that states:

so feel they are from hell

Should be:

some feel they are from hell

Because I have a hell of a time whith typos.

thank you darkadmin..
well indeed...im feeling sometime as well like in hell-but im not living in hell and i dont think my home town is hell....
just sometimes boring

If i lived in hell it would be cool i mean
1:Rock and roll
2:Sex (plenty of)
3:drinking
see where this is going so if i lived in hell it would be GREAT (no cold's either lol)

LMAO..

No heaven or hell for me. Nope. When I kicki it, unless there's another place I have to be, I am going to hang out at my friend's pizzaria and used book store, just outside the gates of hell with a franchise outside the pearly ones. So. I'm from The Pizzaria and Used Book Store.

*grin*

Very Good Untot...yes, there are lots from hell here..
and with 666..
har har!

So long as I can stock the shelves, Req, I'm with ya' girl...
I hate dealing with the general public.
Just feed me and give me a steady influx of books on ancient Egypt and Russia... and free pepperoni pizza, extra EVERYTHING...we're in good standing=)

OOOhh OOOhhh
Triple cheese pepporoni pizza
*homer style*
hhhhhrggglllll mmmmm...pizza

I'm about a classic white pizza-- mozz, chicken, some basil and I'm set to go. A little ricotta to boot, we'll be savvy.

So, how can I franxhize for the right side of the pearly gates? We can be like the two Starbucks across from each other-- the -other- edge of the universe!

You'd have to talk to my friend about franchise rights lol. It's not my shop, it's HIS.

LOL you Guys are funny as *HELL* :))

pun intended lol

pun pun pun! :P

Hey (side note here sorry)
Ever heard the expression "Holy Hell"?
That is a good oxymoron if I ever heard 1
:-)

LOL yup a perfect one...

i think the ppl that say they are from hell r really stupid..i mean what do they honestly think someone will kill them or rape them if they say where there from? idk just my opinion

there is also a hell, alaska. that amuses me. hmmm. and it's probably just something for people to put. they don't care.