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Then they went

on a lake

to find their

lochness monster pet

In the lake

With a net

and a boat

to fish some

might fine fish

That were huge

so huge that

That couldn't fit

in the boat

there was a

Big Wood Tablet

that would serve

all wicked queens

To play their

new mangled faces

That has a(n)

interesting smile that

will devour your

till they cry

wolf and shout

I get away

But realize that

it's a trap

They have me.

in their grip

clawed toes curled

my blood flowing

And won't stop

making them thirsty

So they attack

the veins viscously

to feed hungrily

oh precious blood

spilled from veins

OF UNSUSPECTING PEASANTS

who hated bleeding

Who also hated

all those people

who talked incessantly

about their feet

that were huge

but well balanced

unlike their tempers

which got out

which raged daily

That made others

cower in fear

Until they saw

something truly scary

and then they

ran away fast

to the edge

Of a cliff

covered with cockroaches

That ate everything

including the hard

various bones of

Their dead bodies.

That open wide

into gaping holes

That can't.be

The creature that

was so adventurous

And were dauntless

dressed to kill

in leather and

spiked go-go boots

Ready to fight

they are too

so be prepared

for true battle

When the time

comes for mutilation

it'll be celebration

death with honor

what a feast

When I come

starving for blood

You should hide

under my armpit

Because its magical

with armpit fairies

That made your

armpit hair braided

way to go!

it looked sheik

very much so

with pink ribbons

and silver bows

and bloody jewelry

And bloody clothes

That wouldn't come

open for anyone

To come in

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