3 Hours of Fun!!! It just doesn't get any better than tonight. But that won't stop me for hoping it will.
^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Yeah, well we all start somewhere.....I mean we all can't be you jumping right into it with the spiked anal plug...LOL!
Ha! I wouldn't know anything about being on the bottom, unless she's in the cow girl position, but good luck with all that. ^_^
Luck isn't really needed for this ol' gal.
I never got the whole duck lips thing. I mean don't these chicks look at the picture before they post it? Do they realize just how nuts they look?
I never understood the duck mouth thing either. It's not attractive.
I want her hairstyle!!!!
You need to switch from lotion to cocoa butter.
You'd spend more time there than on here.
I knew your cosmetic expertise would come in handy... :p
I can recommend a really good moisturizer.
So can I. I hear it has protein. ^_^
Whenever I go to the mall, if I over hear a woman swearing at herself and seemingly having an all around bad day, I try to follow her around without being too obvious.
I'm waiting for her to say to herself.... "F*ck Me!"
So that I can walk up to her and say..."Challenge Accepted" ^_^
I believe in my magick and the pass 3 days have proved it is very powerful!
So yesterday my new female friend and I had dinner together, viewed a movie in my Home Cinema and then...well I can't say anymore due to a confidentiality clause. LOL!
When a man comes across a woman that makes porn obsolete....He's found a good woman. At least in one area. ^_^
Now about that sandwich.... LOL!
I've heard that it makes certain bodily fluids sweeter. ^_^
I'll just drink the pineapple juice and skip the 'middleman'. No thank you.
This always reminds me of the movie, "That's what she said", LOL. Pineapple is tasty!
actually its not te juice but the fruit thats makes a difference :p just saying ;)
Nice to know.....of course I enjoy both!
So there is this app where one can send private pics and it deletes itself after 20 seconds. What I just saw, 20 seconds was all I needed to say....Sweet!
So a local woman, 44 yr old Submissive, 5'5, Red Hair, Hazel Eyes, Nurse with one adult son and never married came across my profile on an online dating site and messaged me.
We've been chatting on and off for about a week and it has progressed to phone calls. It's good to have met someone local with the same type of humor as I have. Oh the shenanigans we can have.
She just made a sexual innuendo and I just missed it. I know, I know, I'm just as shocked as you are VR Friends, I'm just not use to that coming so naturally from a female. I like it! I'm also impressed. Ha!
Everybody is like they're sad with the person they're with, they're sad that they aren't with the person they want to be with, they're sad that they don't have anyone to be with and I'm over here like...oohhh look, T&A on FB 'Like' & 'Share' AWESOME! ^_^
I often wonder do Lesbians stay home and play with themselves all day. If I ever wake up in the body of a female, I'd call for food delivery for a week. ^_^
A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you. I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but “Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn’t even have enough time to undressed himself.” So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, “The Bastard used coins I’m still picking and he is still F’ucking!”
Why did a man fool women to walk around on their tippi toes and call it fashion?...To raise her butt up higher....LOL!
Actually, is it based on the science of watching baboons. According to some research "Female baboons with a larger than normal swelling of the bottom associated with the sexually receptive period of their cycle, arouse greater sexual interest in males. High heels similarly exaggerate the sex-speciﬁc aspects of the female walk which could cause sexual arousal in males." No shit....how I interpret this is men are baboons! LMFAO
Here is the article FYI: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-raj-persaud/why-do-high-heels_b_3691829.html
Men ARE like baboons. Give those mofos a banana.
Men used to wear high heels.
Yeah, it was like...See, it doesn't hurt. Go ahead, wear them ladies. Ha!
Hey girl, Let's get some pillows and lay them all over the floor.....Cover them with painter's plastic......We both get naked.......Grab our favorite foods that won't burn....apply it to the other person's naked body....then eat off each other mixed with some playful wrestling followed by some hot sticky sex. ^_^
Let's do this once a week and call it Z-Day (Z-For Zombie).
Just because she likes being handcuffed, having her hair pulled, and her ass smacked doesn't mean that she is a whore. It means that she's more freaky fun than other females. ^_^
Hey, nothing wrong with a little thickness....a female showing her rib cage isn't sexy to me. My guide is as long as her breast protrudes further than her midsection she's good to go! ^_^
It's simple to me, Gays & Bisexuals that I've met don't hate me for being Heterosexual so why should I hate them for being Gay or Bisexual? In fact the only issue their community would have with me is finding Lesbianism stimulating. Hey, I'm a guy. A female is a female and I LOVE females. Whether or not they love me back is of no concern to me. ^_^
Trinity & Isis want to sandwich me. I ain't complaining. LOL!
See, it takes 2 women to make a sandwich! >:D
OMG @ Zombie. And hey, Theo wants in on that action!
A 3 woman sandwich??? >:O
No comment from the tofu gallery!!!! I make GREAT cookies though :P