Just read that Sahahria is visiting Morrigon and birra this weekend. My first thoughts went to Jurassic Park, when Dr. Ian Malcolm explains the repercussions of chaos theory.
"A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine"
Soooooo...Morri and Sahahria. Together. And birra. I'm bolting the window shutters down here in New Orleans. You with me, Images?
Well I don't know about that butterfly in Peking, but I can tell you what's flapping in Bangkok.
Just to be safe, I'm going to plastic wrap the furniture, too.
God, please hide their rum. Amen.
I want a web cam show myself. *gets her dollars out*
That would be fabulous hahahah!
In my ongoing daydream of "How many different ways can we spell Morri's nick?", and in my quest to procrastinate important things, I present:
MorrAgain - She's goin' all admin power hungry and rating me 9s, too!
MorriGin - because MorriBourbon didn't sound right
MorriGone - I hadda nuff of you crazy folks and your text wars...waaaah save me admin! I'm ...MorriGone!
MorriCan - and she DOES. (Ask birra)
MorriCam - It looks like a bad Robitussin trip...in a good way :)
MorriCon - She'll tell you she's gonna eat out of your food dish just to make you run to protect it and look cute!
I can't top Thoth's... so I will respectfully decline the invitation...
Did it teacher. :) In my journal.
Thoth... so funny.
Brilliant! Anyone else? birra gets a zero. Stay after class to bang my erasers, young man...NOT LIKE THAT!
Bang... your.. erasers...
No innuendos there.. nope. No sir.
I'll do one, but I definitely can not top birra's or thoths, lol ♥
"Here we can see rare photographic records of the CIA testing their experimental $1.6bn 'Invisibilty Suit.' Operative Mary Jane can be seen here using the suit to infiltrate a high security location."
My daughter and I had fun this week buying decals, paint, and glitter. We made Easter eggs that would make Chasing the Ghost weep. Even at 15, you can make holidays fun with your kids.
We barbecued and had lots of folks over. Stabb is the barbecue KING! We're a bunch of cajuns who are amazed that a British guy grilled boudin. He GRILLED it!
We scoffed. He proffered. We meekly tasted. Soon, we realized that we were not worthy. Holy poop, Batman! Grilled boudin rocks.
It was so great to have family, friends, and even new chinchilla hanging out and having fun. Sinful amounts of food, sarcasm, and pie. Oh, and Magic Hat #9 - thanks, birra! It doesn't get much better than that!
Yaaay for that Easter Sparkle! Is there any photographic evidence of said glitter?
oh... and I had to Google boudin... I've never had it. (but I will!)
I'm with her ^, I had to Google it myself. :)
What did you use for the grilled boudin? Any special seasonings?
Oh, man. Baby mouse is trouble coming! I can see it now...she'll be 3 years old with a job and her own condo, lamenting to her mom that she feels like she's just not where she expected to be by this age and where did the time go?
Just, for the love of god, don't hand her a spoon...ever! That's the beginning of all the trouble. From that moment on, "...do it MYSELF!"
I gave her the keys to the car last night.
We were laying on the couch together and I got this terrible craving for ice cream, so I handed her the keys and told her to drive to the store. She just kinda looked at them and made weird, adorable noises and tried to eat them. Fortunately, her coordination skills aren't good enough for her to succeed. My keys are gross.
You know, after thinking about it... it's not my voice at all.
Pinnochio had Jiminy Cricket and I have Bugs Bunny. God rest you sweetly, Mel Blanc, you are the sound track for the voice in my head. I can't think words like "fascinating." They sound in my head like "Fass kin a'tin."
I tell friends, "Bon vway ah jee" when they head out on vacation.
Moron is ALWAYS "maroon" in my head.
Aatsamatterforyou is always a valid question, especially here.
nin cowpoop - yeah, I think stuff like this.
STOP STEAMIN UP MY TAIL! - My favorite "give me some space" plea.
I still dream of the day when I'll have a reason to visit Al buh koiky.
So very true. I confess that when I do hear it performed by an orchestra, the footage in my head is a bunny barber. It always will be.
Holy crap...that reminds me. Have you seen the new Dairy Queen commercial with: not just ordinary bunnies. These are Old-Fashioned shaving bunnies
Do ya think there's a connection? Either way...great stuff!
"Doobie doobie do"
Yeah, I really say that in my head. More frequently than I usually care to admit.
but do you hear your own voice, or Frank Sinatra's? I hear Frank.
ALL. THE. TIME.
Sadly, my own voice.
Not the penguins from the old Budweiser ads?
Every time I hear someone say "I heard it through the grape vine" my mind automatically starts singing that song and I picture raisins dancing around my living room grooving to it with white Mickey Mouse gloves and black, shiny shoes.
God, I loved those freakin raisins.
I put those raisins in my journal.
Now I can see them dance whenever I want. :D
I'll be right over!
I hear Frank and think of the penguin from the Budweiser commercial.
I love me some Morri. That is all. Carry on. Show's over...move along.
We have a new baby in our house. My daughter is going out of town for a few days and I'll be taking care of little Chilla, the chinchilla. She has an eye infection that we're treating with an ointment from the vet, so I'm nervous about caring for her on my own, but she is so sweet and curious that I'm going to do my best.
She is white and fluffier than you would believe possible. I'll try to get some pictures of her soon. Beware in advance - she is a cuteness bomb that could be lethal.
Awww...I still is pretty. He loves to rate me :)
Armed with an authentic recipe, I set out to make my own slow-cooking pot of Phở! toasted spices - cinnamon, coriander seeds, star anise, cardamom, ginger, onion simmering in my kitchen now.
I will pick basil and cilntro from my garden and add them to a plate of sliced limes so everyone can custom season their soup. I also have new bottles of hoisin and sriracha sauces.
My noodles are ready to be boiled. My home feels cozier and more love-filled than usual. It smells like love and exotic warmth. Mmmm
Years ago, when I first started my profile, I wanted a table of contents for the journal section. I wrote to Cancer, but he didn't think it was an idea that others would care about. Sooooo...I made my own and put it on my profile. Instead of just dates, it lists titles, too.
Then Cancer made changes on the site and all the links broke. I lost interest. Tonight, for whatever reason, I repaired the links in the Exhalations section and updated it to last month.
I know it probably won't be something anyone uses, but it's there. It was funny going through each month. I read things that I had forgotten I'd written. It was kind of neat to revisit, remembering the inspiration behind some of them, and remembering where I was. If you're interested, you can click on the date above the entry you want to read and it will take you there. Not sure if I'll fix the other sections or not.
Have you ever smelled cow poo?
Well, you're going to see them in person so that will be good. Go for it!
I want that hair color. I know- strange but I do.
(I have smelled cow poo. I used to work at a farm as a kid. It was all kinds of stinky... But I would totally own a farm and a tiny cow. :) I think... I want a miniature farm now.)
LOL cow poo smells like horse poo - not too pooey really
Cows are awesome. I have also been intrigued by the mini cow for a long time.
This one isn't mini- but neat article:
If they can breed them to be the size of a cat, you got yourself a DEAL. Then, I'd have a whole herd of little cows in my back yard.
I second the cat sized cow... and I want mine litter box trained.
Ha don't stop with liter box trained- if we are dealing with hypotheticals than we need it toliet trained.
...would that be in reference to the cow, or the toilet training?
Aha! Someone else with such a love for cows! I love cows, everything I own is cows. I'd also love a little Dexter cow, but sign me up to the list Thoth's on. A little cat-sized cow would just break one's heart. I'd name her Munch.
You can always start with chickens, you know? Chickens are good people and the eggs will show up, paired with a rooster or not...
I definitely want chickens! And that's all. Chickens and one mini cow.
Farm cat. You need a cat to keep the barn free of mice and rat...uh..nevermind. Don't get a farm cat.
Hope you feel better.
You're so funny, Rat!
Just one question...
...wha' the feck, lassie?
A milk-producing ruminent grazer between sheep and horse size, you say? You mean goats, of course, that would be the only reasonable... oh, you mean a mutant strain of miniaturized cattle with unconfirmed genetic stability. Yes, that was my next guess.
Based on Irish Dexters which are already very small...just bred to capitalize on small trait, not genetic mutants, my cynical friend. No fresh cream for you!
I... err... um.
Sorry. Innuendo explosion.
Mini cows get you hot!
Hah. Try "sentence constructions which exhibit forunate or vulgar symmetries along (n >= 3) incompatible axes of noun-phrase dilineation break my algorithm for sarcasm and crash my brain."
...ugh. That'd be unfortunate symmetries, and (n >= 3). Where's my damn edit button?
Got my 1! I tried to send a message, no rating because that's just silly. It was going to be a goofy message, but he must block right after he rates.
I haven't had a 1 in a while. Every now and again we get a person who likes giving them and everyone goes apeshit. Relax, it spices things up. If you lose it over something so goofy, then they actually DO have a point, don't they? Think of it as a litmus test for yourself. If you start seeing red over something like this, you're WAY too sensitive.
Here's my unsolicited advice:
Take your 1. Pry your whitened fingers from your mouse. Have a soda. Read a book or play some Solitaire. It's all gonna be fine. I promise. :)
When I got mine at first I was confused... I didn't know what I did to get it. But once I realized everyone was getting them... I laughed and took my 1 like a big girl lol
Too bad I gave up soda for Lent.
But... I am always pale, even in the sun!
Soda is bad for you. Red wine is better and more relaxing.
humph! I didn't get a '1' and I feel left out :(
Morrigon: I don't know you but you score points pre-emptively. As long as you aren't one of those heretics who puts ice into it, we'll get along splendidly.
Morri, pay no attention to the crazy Canadian. You know you want the ice cubes...cold icey tea goodness...mmmmmmm.
Forget the ice cubes.... just make it a long island iced tea instead. ;)
You've got the right idea, VW! Sorry, Liam... you guys can have your fuddy duddy old hot and soggy leaves. The U.S. knows how to turn them into refreshing beverages ;P
Crap, I just remembered I forgot to pick up Iced Tea at the store.
This outcome is disappointing and depressing.
I personally think you should include go jump off a cliff in your unsolicited advice.
The lights are out and the storm is raging. The battery backup is beeping away, and we have a few minutes of internet... so not like when I was a kid.
I have candles lit through the house and it's glowing warmly. Snuggle time :)
That's one monster storm. It 's almost here; the storm front stretches from New Orleans to Knoxville. I'm gonna start unplugging appliances and routers.
We had our candles lit as well- but the power just came back on here in Algiers Point.
It was a cool one :)
Snuggle time is the greatest!
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