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19 entries this month
 

20:25 Apr 29 2011
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Just read that Sahahria is visiting Morrigon and birra this weekend. My first thoughts went to Jurassic Park, when Dr. Ian Malcolm explains the repercussions of chaos theory.

"A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine"


Soooooo...Morri and Sahahria. Together. And birra. I'm bolting the window shutters down here in New Orleans. You with me, Images?


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Morrigon
Morrigon
20:29 Apr 29 2011

Well I don't know about that butterfly in Peking, but I can tell you what's flapping in Bangkok.





Joli
Joli
20:30 Apr 29 2011

Just to be safe, I'm going to plastic wrap the furniture, too.



God, please hide their rum. Amen.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
20:51 Apr 29 2011

I want a web cam show myself. *gets her dollars out*





Requiem
Requiem
00:27 Apr 30 2011

That would be fabulous hahahah!





 

18:10 Apr 28 2011
Times Read: 624


In my ongoing daydream of "How many different ways can we spell Morri's nick?", and in my quest to procrastinate important things, I present:


MorrAgain - She's goin' all admin power hungry and rating me 9s, too!


MorriGin - because MorriBourbon didn't sound right


MorriGone - I hadda nuff of you crazy folks and your text wars...waaaah save me admin! I'm ...MorriGone!


MorriCan - and she DOES. (Ask birra)


MorriCam - It looks like a bad Robitussin trip...in a good way :)


MorriCon - She'll tell you she's gonna eat out of your food dish just to make you run to protect it and look cute!


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Morrigon
Morrigon
22:01 Apr 28 2011

MorriCam = Photobucket





Joli
Joli
22:06 Apr 28 2011

I think that would make a lovely avatar.





 

18:29 Apr 27 2011
Times Read: 685


Ok, class, have a seat and get out your journals. I have left a writing prompt out for you. Look carefully at the image and write a small passage telling the story of what's happening. It can be either from her point of view or that of someone else in the scene but out of view. Good writing!

Photobucket

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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
19:31 Apr 27 2011

done and DONE!

(please see my journal)





birra
birra
19:38 Apr 27 2011

I can't top Thoth's... so I will respectfully decline the invitation...





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
19:45 Apr 27 2011

Did it teacher. :) In my journal.





ChasingTheGhost
ChasingTheGhost
21:04 Apr 27 2011

Thoth... so funny.





Joli
Joli
22:02 Apr 27 2011

Brilliant! Anyone else? birra gets a zero. Stay after class to bang my erasers, young man...NOT LIKE THAT!





birra
birra
22:45 Apr 27 2011

Bang... your.. erasers...



....wow.



No innuendos there.. nope. No sir.





birra
birra
23:04 Apr 27 2011

Ok, you asked for it. My entry is in my journal.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
19:18 Apr 28 2011

I'll do one, but I definitely can not top birra's or thoths, lol ♥





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
20:01 Apr 28 2011

I did one, too! :)



BreakingNews






LiamK
LiamK
20:26 Apr 29 2011

"Here we can see rare photographic records of the CIA testing their experimental $1.6bn 'Invisibilty Suit.' Operative Mary Jane can be seen here using the suit to infiltrate a high security location."



-Liam snarK





 

03:03 Apr 27 2011
Times Read: 695


My daughter and I had fun this week buying decals, paint, and glitter. We made Easter eggs that would make Chasing the Ghost weep. Even at 15, you can make holidays fun with your kids.


We barbecued and had lots of folks over. Stabb is the barbecue KING! We're a bunch of cajuns who are amazed that a British guy grilled boudin. He GRILLED it!


We scoffed. He proffered. We meekly tasted. Soon, we realized that we were not worthy. Holy poop, Batman! Grilled boudin rocks.


It was so great to have family, friends, and even new chinchilla hanging out and having fun. Sinful amounts of food, sarcasm, and pie. Oh, and Magic Hat #9 - thanks, birra! It doesn't get much better than that!


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ChasingTheGhost
ChasingTheGhost
20:54 Apr 27 2011

Yaaay for that Easter Sparkle! Is there any photographic evidence of said glitter?



oh... and I had to Google boudin... I've never had it. (but I will!)





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
21:52 Apr 28 2011

I'm with her ^, I had to Google it myself. :)



What did you use for the grilled boudin? Any special seasonings?





 

17:53 Apr 22 2011
Times Read: 728


What if I spelled it "Morrigun?" At least that suggests you're deadly. Reminds me of that pic where even you were jealous of your guns.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
18:05 Apr 22 2011

*click click*



Boom boom





 

19:35 Apr 21 2011
Times Read: 757


Pai, Pai

You make me cry

I think it's infernal

You won't write in your journal

You insanely cute little guy!


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Morrigon
Morrigon
19:48 Apr 21 2011

He is so damn lazy...





Joli
Joli
20:01 Apr 21 2011

He's got time to make puppehs!





Pai
Pai
20:23 Apr 21 2011

^.^





 

19:17 Apr 21 2011
Times Read: 764


Oh, man. Baby mouse is trouble coming! I can see it now...she'll be 3 years old with a job and her own condo, lamenting to her mom that she feels like she's just not where she expected to be by this age and where did the time go?



Joli:


Just, for the love of god, don't hand her a spoon...ever! That's the beginning of all the trouble. From that moment on, "...do it MYSELF!"



Speranza:

I gave her the keys to the car last night.

We were laying on the couch together and I got this terrible craving for ice cream, so I handed her the keys and told her to drive to the store. She just kinda looked at them and made weird, adorable noises and tried to eat them. Fortunately, her coordination skills aren't good enough for her to succeed. My keys are gross.


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Joli
Joli
20:29 Apr 21 2011

The new DWI - driving while infant





 

PRIVATE ENTRY

16:11 Apr 21 2011
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15:40 Apr 21 2011
Times Read: 786


You know, after thinking about it... it's not my voice at all.


Pinnochio had Jiminy Cricket and I have Bugs Bunny. God rest you sweetly, Mel Blanc, you are the sound track for the voice in my head. I can't think words like "fascinating." They sound in my head like "Fass kin a'tin."


I tell friends, "Bon vway ah jee" when they head out on vacation.


Moron is ALWAYS "maroon" in my head.


Aatsamatterforyou is always a valid question, especially here.


nin cowpoop - yeah, I think stuff like this.


STOP STEAMIN UP MY TAIL! - My favorite "give me some space" plea.


I still dream of the day when I'll have a reason to visit Al buh koiky.


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birra
birra
18:16 Apr 21 2011







JERRY: (Singing) Camera, curtains, lights - This is it, we'll hit the heights - Oh what heights we'll hit - On with the show this is it!



ELAINE: You know, it is so sad, all your knowledge of high culture comes from bugs bunny cartoons.







How many people in today's society CAN'T say the first time they were exposed to "The Marriage of Figaro" was in a Bugs Bunny cartoon?



Joli
Joli
18:33 Apr 21 2011

So very true. I confess that when I do hear it performed by an orchestra, the footage in my head is a bunny barber. It always will be.





Joli
Joli
18:35 Apr 21 2011

Holy crap...that reminds me. Have you seen the new Dairy Queen commercial with: not just ordinary bunnies. These are Old-Fashioned shaving bunnies



Do ya think there's a connection? Either way...great stuff!





 

19:10 Apr 20 2011
Times Read: 803


"Doobie doobie do"


Yeah, I really say that in my head. More frequently than I usually care to admit.


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
19:29 Apr 20 2011

but do you hear your own voice, or Frank Sinatra's? I hear Frank.



ALL. THE. TIME.





Joli
Joli
19:52 Apr 20 2011

Sadly, my own voice.





birra
birra
12:37 Apr 21 2011

Not the penguins from the old Budweiser ads?





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
18:10 Apr 21 2011

Every time I hear someone say "I heard it through the grape vine" my mind automatically starts singing that song and I picture raisins dancing around my living room grooving to it with white Mickey Mouse gloves and black, shiny shoes.





Joli
Joli
18:27 Apr 21 2011

God, I loved those freakin raisins.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
20:28 Apr 21 2011

I put those raisins in my journal.



Now I can see them dance whenever I want. :D





Joli
Joli
20:30 Apr 21 2011

I'll be right over!





faeriemoon
faeriemoon
03:53 Apr 23 2011

I hear Frank and think of the penguin from the Budweiser commercial.





 

16:28 Apr 18 2011
Times Read: 814


I love me some Morri. That is all. Carry on. Show's over...move along.


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06:16 Apr 18 2011
Times Read: 834


We have a new baby in our house. My daughter is going out of town for a few days and I'll be taking care of little Chilla, the chinchilla. She has an eye infection that we're treating with an ointment from the vet, so I'm nervous about caring for her on my own, but she is so sweet and curious that I'm going to do my best.


She is white and fluffier than you would believe possible. I'll try to get some pictures of her soon. Beware in advance - she is a cuteness bomb that could be lethal.


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Nightgame
Nightgame
13:05 Apr 18 2011

You care so you'll do great with her :)





 

20:23 Apr 17 2011
Times Read: 848


Awww...I still is pretty. He loves to rate me :)


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08:45 Apr 17 2011
Times Read: 857


Armed with an authentic recipe, I set out to make my own slow-cooking pot of Phở! toasted spices - cinnamon, coriander seeds, star anise, cardamom, ginger, onion simmering in my kitchen now.


I will pick basil and cilntro from my garden and add them to a plate of sliced limes so everyone can custom season their soup. I also have new bottles of hoisin and sriracha sauces.


My noodles are ready to be boiled. My home feels cozier and more love-filled than usual. It smells like love and exotic warmth. Mmmm


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Sulks
Sulks
11:48 Apr 18 2011

Pho is Vietnamese soup? I'd love a recipe if you have the time :D





 

06:42 Apr 14 2011
Times Read: 904


Years ago, when I first started my profile, I wanted a table of contents for the journal section. I wrote to Cancer, but he didn't think it was an idea that others would care about. Sooooo...I made my own and put it on my profile. Instead of just dates, it lists titles, too.

Then Cancer made changes on the site and all the links broke. I lost interest. Tonight, for whatever reason, I repaired the links in the Exhalations section and updated it to last month.


I know it probably won't be something anyone uses, but it's there. It was funny going through each month. I read things that I had forgotten I'd written. It was kind of neat to revisit, remembering the inspiration behind some of them, and remembering where I was. If you're interested, you can click on the date above the entry you want to read and it will take you there. Not sure if I'll fix the other sections or not.


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Requiem
Requiem
07:06 Apr 14 2011

I do that every so often, re-read my journal.





 

19:03 Apr 08 2011
Times Read: 990


Here's what they look like. Admit it...that's all kinds of cute!

Photobucket

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Morrigon
Morrigon
19:05 Apr 08 2011

Have you ever smelled cow poo?





Morrigon
Morrigon
19:19 Apr 08 2011

Well, you're going to see them in person so that will be good. Go for it!





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
19:36 Apr 08 2011

I want that hair color. I know- strange but I do.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
20:12 Apr 08 2011

It's adorable!



(I have smelled cow poo. I used to work at a farm as a kid. It was all kinds of stinky... But I would totally own a farm and a tiny cow. :) I think... I want a miniature farm now.)



:D





PAGAN
PAGAN
20:59 Apr 08 2011

LOL cow poo smells like horse poo - not too pooey really





imagesinwords
imagesinwords
21:02 Apr 08 2011

Cows are awesome. I have also been intrigued by the mini cow for a long time.



This one isn't mini- but neat article:

http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474979194112





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
21:57 Apr 08 2011

If they can breed them to be the size of a cat, you got yourself a DEAL. Then, I'd have a whole herd of little cows in my back yard.





ChasingTheGhost
ChasingTheGhost
23:29 Apr 08 2011

I second the cat sized cow... and I want mine litter box trained.





meeper
meeper
08:41 Apr 09 2011

Ha don't stop with liter box trained- if we are dealing with hypotheticals than we need it toliet trained.





Bones
Bones
14:21 Apr 09 2011

Yummy! ;)





LiamK
LiamK
02:59 Apr 12 2011

...would that be in reference to the cow, or the toilet training?





chrysanthemia
chrysanthemia
06:54 Apr 14 2011

Aha! Someone else with such a love for cows! I love cows, everything I own is cows. I'd also love a little Dexter cow, but sign me up to the list Thoth's on. A little cat-sized cow would just break one's heart. I'd name her Munch.





 

My odd mini cow thing

18:45 Apr 08 2011
Times Read: 1,000





I want a mini cow. The desire hasn't passed. I have a mini cow shaped hole in my heart. Sooooooo...I scheduled a trip to Texas to go look at mini dexters. Stabb and I are going on a mini cow road trip this evening nd tomorrow! I know it's weird. I know it sounds silly. But that's just that. I'm going to see mini cows! I've been looking forward to this for months. The only thing is...I get my wisdom teeth removed today. I'm hoping I don't feel too horrible or I'll have to reschedule for after Easter.


We're going to have 5 acres and we'll need a mini barn for her. The 2011 calves are coming and I will have to wait til next Spring for my little girl and I can hardly wait. She's going to be my little buttercup. I want to love on her and have be really gentle. At about 15 months, she can be put with a bull about her size and I'll need to make some ethical decisions about that. That's how they make milk, but I need time to think it through.

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birra
birra
18:55 Apr 08 2011

You can always start with chickens, you know? Chickens are good people and the eggs will show up, paired with a rooster or not...





Joli
Joli
19:02 Apr 08 2011

I definitely want chickens! And that's all. Chickens and one mini cow.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
19:35 Apr 08 2011

Farm cat. You need a cat to keep the barn free of mice and rat...uh..nevermind. Don't get a farm cat.



;)



Hope you feel better.





Joli
Joli
19:40 Apr 08 2011

You're so funny, Rat!





LiamK
LiamK
20:50 Apr 08 2011

Just one question...



...wha' the feck, lassie?



A milk-producing ruminent grazer between sheep and horse size, you say? You mean goats, of course, that would be the only reasonable... oh, you mean a mutant strain of miniaturized cattle with unconfirmed genetic stability. Yes, that was my next guess.





Joli
Joli
05:59 Apr 09 2011

Based on Irish Dexters which are already very small...just bred to capitalize on small trait, not genetic mutants, my cynical friend. No fresh cream for you!





LiamK
LiamK
15:57 Apr 09 2011

I... err... um.



Sorry. Innuendo explosion.





Joli
Joli
19:38 Apr 09 2011

Mini cows get you hot!





LiamK
LiamK
02:55 Apr 12 2011

Hah. Try "sentence constructions which exhibit forunate or vulgar symmetries along (n >= 3) incompatible axes of noun-phrase dilineation break my algorithm for sarcasm and crash my brain."





LiamK
LiamK
02:58 Apr 12 2011

...ugh. That'd be unfortunate symmetries, and (n >= 3). Where's my damn edit button?





 

07:07 Apr 05 2011
Times Read: 1,075


Got my 1! I tried to send a message, no rating because that's just silly. It was going to be a goofy message, but he must block right after he rates.


I haven't had a 1 in a while. Every now and again we get a person who likes giving them and everyone goes apeshit. Relax, it spices things up. If you lose it over something so goofy, then they actually DO have a point, don't they? Think of it as a litmus test for yourself. If you start seeing red over something like this, you're WAY too sensitive.


Here's my unsolicited advice:


Take your 1. Pry your whitened fingers from your mouse. Have a soda. Read a book or play some Solitaire. It's all gonna be fine. I promise. :)


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MySleepyGrenade
MySleepyGrenade
07:32 Apr 05 2011

Haha exactly!



When I got mine at first I was confused... I didn't know what I did to get it. But once I realized everyone was getting them... I laughed and took my 1 like a big girl lol





imagesinwords
imagesinwords
07:44 Apr 05 2011

Too bad I gave up soda for Lent.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
08:00 Apr 05 2011

But... I am always pale, even in the sun!



;)





birra
birra
13:29 Apr 05 2011

Soda is bad for you. Red wine is better and more relaxing.





Morrigon
Morrigon
13:32 Apr 05 2011

TEA! mmmmm...





Selkie
Selkie
13:49 Apr 05 2011

humph! I didn't get a '1' and I feel left out :(





LiamK
LiamK
18:42 Apr 05 2011

Morrigon: I don't know you but you score points pre-emptively. As long as you aren't one of those heretics who puts ice into it, we'll get along splendidly.





Joli
Joli
20:28 Apr 05 2011

Morri, pay no attention to the crazy Canadian. You know you want the ice cubes...cold icey tea goodness...mmmmmmm.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
01:09 Apr 06 2011

Forget the ice cubes.... just make it a long island iced tea instead. ;)






Joli
Joli
15:59 Apr 06 2011

You've got the right idea, VW! Sorry, Liam... you guys can have your fuddy duddy old hot and soggy leaves. The U.S. knows how to turn them into refreshing beverages ;P





faeriemoon
faeriemoon
01:37 Apr 07 2011

Crap, I just remembered I forgot to pick up Iced Tea at the store.





LiamK
LiamK
02:27 Apr 07 2011

This outcome is disappointing and depressing.





meeper
meeper
05:48 Apr 07 2011

I personally think you should include go jump off a cliff in your unsolicited advice.





 

02:14 Apr 05 2011
Times Read: 1,088


The lights are out and the storm is raging. The battery backup is beeping away, and we have a few minutes of internet... so not like when I was a kid.


I have candles lit through the house and it's glowing warmly. Snuggle time :)


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
02:25 Apr 05 2011

That's one monster storm. It 's almost here; the storm front stretches from New Orleans to Knoxville. I'm gonna start unplugging appliances and routers.



oy vey.





imagesinwords
imagesinwords
04:11 Apr 05 2011

We had our candles lit as well- but the power just came back on here in Algiers Point.





Joli
Joli
06:31 Apr 05 2011

It was a cool one :)





BubbleGumClaudia
BubbleGumClaudia
13:54 Apr 06 2011

Snuggle time is the greatest!








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