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Hope this clears things up.

23:40 May 28 2008
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Inspired by a post in Bones' journal and comments I have seen elsewhere on this site.


I want to begin with applause for all the VR members who have decided to remove copyrighted images they don't have permission to use from their profiles. You are showing leadership and help make VR a unique place which cares about standards.


I have heard "there aren't any rules" regarding the placement of copyrighted images on accounts. I thought I'd take this opportunity to clear that up a little. The rule, "Do not steal work that you do not have permission to use." is inherent in your role as a law-abiding citizen. It doesn't end at VR.


VR expects that you will conduct yourself lawfully, but does not pro-actively pursue proving copyright claims. That would be exhaustive. Instead, we cover the process for helping rightful owners recover their work from VR users who do not have permission to use it.



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TheHellequin
TheHellequin
23:45 May 28 2008

Thanks for clearing that up





LadyChordewa
LadyChordewa
06:24 May 29 2008

I have been trying to get to it, I promise I will. Been busy helping get profiles up and running. I swear, I will!!! Eventually.



Oceanne
Oceanne
05:07 Jun 05 2008

Oh,I didnt even know anyhting about this,I will certainly check into what Im using and act accordingly..thank you for posting it in your journal





corpsebride2009
corpsebride2009
18:07 Jul 09 2008

it does ;)





 

<3

23:03 May 28 2008
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friend: I wasn't thinking that!! sheesh

Joli: you SO were

friend: I was not!

Joli: WERE!

friend: wasn't. totally wasn't.

Joli: I don't even know what you mean...that's how much you WERE!

friend: moving on

Joli: please note that I won that round

friend: please note, you also make assumptions.

Joli: no assumptions

Joli: I added the score

Joli: My win

Joli: simple math with females

friend: whatever

Joli: *sniff*

friend: (here, he posts an emoticon which is shaking its head, not to be swayed)

Joli: (I post an emoticon that's batting its eyelashes)

friend: not fair

friend: you have pretty girl eyes

Joli: that's not fair? I was looking for a smiley with a low-cut blouse.


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Silverbow
Silverbow
20:22 Jun 01 2008

OH OH OH .. I have an emot for you!!!





 

Sometimes, it's just damn good to have the right friends.

22:25 May 28 2008
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Joli: i neeeeeed something. u my PhotoShop whore, bb


Ockham: i spread my mouse legs for u


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Ockham
Ockham
22:41 May 28 2008

I feel so dirty, and used. Like my value as a person has been denigrated, diluted. I am more than just a charming, sexy genius with a minor talent for photoshop! It's not my fault I look like this, stop judging me! I have feelings too!





Joli
Joli
22:46 May 28 2008

Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!





Ockham
Ockham
22:47 May 28 2008

Also, you don't pay me, so that probably makes me more of a slut than a whore :( What have I become?!





Joli
Joli
23:17 May 28 2008

I win! LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME!





Ockham
Ockham
23:33 May 28 2008

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!





 

Introducing Our Newest Sentoran

03:33 May 25 2008
Times Read: 772


Congratulations, Silverbow! Welcome to the team :)


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STABB666
STABB666
03:34 May 25 2008

Nice one!



Good choice, I am sure.





Silverbow
Silverbow
05:42 May 26 2008

Aww you are so sweet thank you!



I will do my best!!





LadyChordewa
LadyChordewa
19:15 May 26 2008

Wonderful Choice, Congrats sis!!!



 

The Jo Show

14:18 May 23 2008
Times Read: 831


You rated me. Cool. Wow, a real comment. I'm amazed. I don't speak for everyone, but I don't even see stamps anymore. You may actually have a good one, too. You may have put time and effort into it. I am blind to your efforts. Too many people do it now. It's just not special.


So what do I look for? Words. Oh, but that's no safe route. Many genuine-looking comments are copy/paste clones that are generated by stamp-minded people. So, the only rates I ever value are the ones where someone has commented a little on something specific they saw on my profile.


Now, every now and then, I get the jaw-droppers. Most screw-ups aren't worthy of taking a second look at, but this next one still tickles me.





Rating: 10

Comment: the girls with the body's like the boys with furores



1. It has nothing to do with my profile...at all

2. "furores?" heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee...oh god

3. Apostrophes are not for beginners!

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Morrigon
Morrigon
15:10 May 23 2008

According to Websters:



Furores: a very angry or excited reaction by people to something





Too bad your profile can't come equipped with pepper spray :P





Joli
Joli
16:51 May 23 2008

THAT is a wonderful idea! I believe I am going to ask Cancer for that in the next PM update...meanwhile, maybe I can get a little tweak. Thank you, Morri; you always know the best ideas for making VR a better place.





 

Garden Desk

22:42 May 19 2008
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Admit it, this doesn't suck!

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Sinora
Sinora
22:47 May 19 2008

Looks perfect lol





STABB666
STABB666
22:51 May 19 2008

Yes, it does very much.





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
22:56 May 19 2008

hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

*takes your Mountain Dew*





Joli
Joli
23:06 May 19 2008

Thems fightin words, Thoth.





Ockham
Ockham
23:17 May 19 2008

I see Scrabble. I also see that you haven't moved on our board. :(





10241024
10241024
00:02 May 20 2008

Very nice indeed!





birra
birra
00:26 May 20 2008

Ahhh... that looks wonderful.



A Toshiba Satellite series? Hmmm...



Did you ever find your adirondack chairs?





Joli
Joli
00:28 May 20 2008

Only you, Ockham...only you would focus on the Scrabble game! OK, I'm gonna move now on our game and you better look out!





Joli
Joli
00:39 May 20 2008

No, Birra...see where the two chairs are back in the garden? Across from the bench? That's where I want to put them. I received the patio table and chairs as a gift, and while it isn't exactly what I wanted (teak,) the sentiment behind the gift outweighs ANY disappointment. God, I love the umbrella! I sit out here a little while every day...nice to be able to even bring VR to the backyard! Beats the hell out of being cooped inside.



My grass really needs mowing. I'm busy not noticing.





Silverbow
Silverbow
07:20 May 20 2008

I'll mow the grass!!!!

:Starts pondering something for your garden.:





queenmorbid
queenmorbid
14:24 May 23 2008

Looks like so much fun to me, I want to do the same now!





 

Yesterday, The Calm Before the Storm

05:22 May 16 2008
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Barefoot in a skirt and snapping pictures in the gorgeously overcast day before the storm hit.

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The lillies had just opened yesterday.

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These purple flowers will cover my sage after a good rain.


I'm going to post a few more images in my portfolio.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
05:27 May 16 2008

Stunning, don't you just love the lighting you get before the storm?





Joli
Joli
05:28 May 16 2008

It was amazing.





Sinora
Sinora
06:47 May 16 2008

What beautiful images to start my day with....thanks for sharing x





Beastt17
Beastt17
08:32 May 16 2008

A stunning lily! Macro setting on the little purple flower?

Lightly overcast days seem to provide that diffused light so vital to good macro shots. Yet it didn't flatten the lily. Excellent use of the light.





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
09:05 May 16 2008

They really are beautiful ... bet they smell nice too .. jazzy. lol



Oh since I'm here I will advertise the fact that I too have updated both my portfolios .. the pics on Lifebloods are almost too similar ... lol





 

Fun With Bridges

03:24 May 15 2008
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We have two of the world's longest bridges right here. The Causeway is right near my home and the Manchac bridge is only about 40 miles away.


Bang Na Expressway 54,000 (178,000) 44 (144) 2000 Flag of Thailand Thailand

Lake Pontchartrain Causeway 38,422 (126,024) 45.7 (500) 1956 Flag of the United States United States

Manchac Swamp bridge 36,710 (120,400) ? (?) 1970s Flag of the United States United States


The purpose of this journal post is to scare the crap out of Sevenn. So here goes:

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24 miles of bridge over water! Hmmm...Can you see the other side? Maybe if we go higher...


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No, that doesn't seem to be helping. But ooooh...pretty!



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uh oh...how did that one get in here...pretend you didn't see that.


So, whaddya say, Sevenn...move here! It's only about a 45 minute commute to the city, 30 of those minutes on the bridge itself!

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Sevenn
Sevenn
04:01 May 15 2008

And of course you show the one with the bridge collapsed! pffft...NEVER, I will never live in a place with a bridge like that. *takes a valium after looking at the pictures*





Joli
Joli
04:09 May 15 2008

Mission accomplished!





meeper
meeper
21:59 May 15 2008

I can only deduct that you must be afraid of us since your pulling out all the stops to show us how scary New Orleans is.





Joli
Joli
01:21 May 16 2008

Nah, I just think Seven is cute when she's all curled up in the fetal position chanting "looonnng scary bridge...looonng scary bridge..."





Requiem
Requiem
12:10 May 16 2008

... Do I have to drive over those to get into the city coming from Texas?!





 

STABB

23:35 May 14 2008
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I'm proud of you for being the man you are. I see the hard work and sacrifice you put into the life you lead. I don't know that people here realize that the work you donate here follows a full time job, your own responsibilities, and volunteer hours you give selflessly to charity. You are a busy man who still makes time to help others. You maintain a sense of humor in almost everything you do (though you do talk kinda funny.) You have made me laugh for hours on end, and inspired me in ways that have made my eyes sting.


I'm honored to know you.


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Sevenn
Sevenn
03:18 May 15 2008

Also, thanks for teaching me how to make a proper cup of tea. =)





Beastt17
Beastt17
08:49 May 15 2008

I used to make her laugh like that. So I finally stopped sending her pictures. :)





Genesis
Genesis
15:56 May 16 2008

Proper cup of tea? Sounds interesting. Maybe I would drink tea more if I knew how to make it properly...





 

Sevenn and Meeper

03:54 May 13 2008
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I spoke to Sevenn and Meeper on the phone just now and they are SO wonderful! We have a lot in common with our jobs and what we are passionate about. It's so great to take that step from text to the phone where you can hear inflection. Sevenn was warning me off before she called and I told her, "I want to hear you laugh, swear and have inflection!" I warned her that I have a filthy mouth for a Christian.


But as a matter of public record, let it be known that she swore first! We kept saying good bye and then finding that one more thing to talk about.


Meeper has a sweet voice and was confuzzled at my lack of southern accent. Take THAT 100% Dixie Quiz!


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Beastt17
Beastt17
11:19 May 13 2008

Kind, a literary genius, almost no southern accent (a definite plus), intelligent, talented and she's a hottie too!



How unfair is it that some get so much while the rest of us share so little?






Ockham
Ockham
15:30 May 13 2008

You sound kind of Australian, are you sure you're not Australian? Or Canadian. You might be a Canuckystralian.





meeper
meeper
17:45 May 13 2008

Damn I don't think I got to hear you curse. It was nice hearing your voice though :)





Joli
Joli
22:05 May 13 2008

Ockham, I curse you to the pits of eternal kitteh stink for your suggestion that I am Canadian. Didn't you see that General Lee is my grandfather?! As to the allegation that I'm Australian...don't make me put YOU on the barby, you Fargo talkin' yankee "Yah you betcha" meanie.





STABB666
STABB666
22:59 May 13 2008

Oh fine! Leave me out of it...



Next time you want to hear my accent, there's going to be a price.



;)





Joli
Joli
23:48 May 13 2008

Well, Stabb...if you don't want to be left out, take your own Dixie test, you British "I cahn't play anythin' attoll" Scrabble talking bingo-hogging meanie. I bet you aren't General Lee's grandchild!





Ockham
Ockham
05:56 May 14 2008

You're all mad aboot my suggestion that you might have a touch of the Canuckistan in your accent, eh? I'm sorry, eh? I'll buy you a toonie worth of beer to make up for it, eh?





 

So...yeah

20:33 May 09 2008
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It's a rare day that I take a quiz, but I couldn't stand it any longer...all you people taking the "Are you a Yankee or a Rebel" test. I pretty much figured I'd get a strong Rebel score, but I don't really have a strong southern accent and I answered the questions totally honestly, thinking several would certainly count against me, like I pronounce "aunt" like "ant" and the road beside the highway is a "service road."


I expected about 60% Dixie. I freaking got 100% Dixie "Is General Lee your grandfather ?"


You've got to be kidding.


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Bones
Bones
21:00 May 09 2008

And I'd always thought you'd have a strong Louisianian accent.





Anann
Anann
21:05 May 09 2008

You have a cute accent!





imagesinwords
imagesinwords
21:28 May 09 2008

I didn't think either one of us had an accent... and we both got the same result :P





Elemental
Elemental
23:19 May 09 2008

No matter how you cut it.....Louisiana is SOUTH. :)

Good to know DIXIE has some AWESOME G.R.I.T.S.





Nightgame
Nightgame
00:50 May 10 2008

Yea I'm so glad I'm not alone *even if I do talk funny*





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
01:48 May 10 2008

*Does the Dark Vader breathing* Welcome to the dark side of taking a quiz.





:)





Joli
Joli
04:43 May 10 2008

I love y'all :)





 

Creative Woowie Spam: You write em!

19:26 May 07 2008
Times Read: 1,186


Morri has a post about spam mail. One promises enhancement for the ol' wandalier. It got me thinking...where are all the promises for the lil cunni? Don't we want enhancement offers, too? It seems a missed opportunity for spam. Perhaps they think the woman isn't as focused on her Devil's Triangle. Well...here's your opportunity. What would be good spammable products to market to people concerning lil miss muffet?


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Anann
Anann
19:28 May 07 2008

Well some of us females don't have to worry about someone mistaking our honeypots for airplane hangers.





Morrigon
Morrigon
19:52 May 07 2008

Can your boyfriend hear the echo?



Do you often encounter unpleasant squishing/phumping/farting noises during boom boom?



Do you hear mysterious hollow wind howl noise while sunbathing nude?



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Joli
Joli
19:59 May 07 2008

omg I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at a comment before. I nearly peed. Maybe I need the drawstring.





Sinora
Sinora
20:13 May 07 2008

Ladies > are you tired of having your most private part taken for granted ?



If your answer is yes, then you need Bush Mail. Topiary for you pubic lovers out there.....be it animal, vegetable or mineral....even a message.





Ockham
Ockham
23:08 May 07 2008

I was *going* to say something horrible, but after Morrigan's comment, I just don't think I can do it. The show here has been stolen.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
23:30 May 07 2008

*dies from laughter, pointing at Otter comment*





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
00:15 May 08 2008

Sort of like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.





Requiem
Requiem
12:56 May 12 2008

Holey Schnikey, BatBizzle! That wiffle ball bat disappeared! You should try new Pink Shrink! It'll reduce that airplane hangar to a 14 year old virgin status! (Results not typical.)





 

Oh my

18:48 May 07 2008
Times Read: 1,194


Ok, now whatever you think of this ad... I have your attention, don't I?

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BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
18:50 May 07 2008

Whatever way you see it, a trim is in order.





Beastt17
Beastt17
21:09 May 07 2008

Suddenly I've developed a finger-fetish.





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
00:16 May 08 2008

Seems to go quite well with the journal entry above.





 

Garden fun

06:41 May 05 2008
Times Read: 1,238


Some new images of my day:

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My garden - 2 rows of fruit trees, flowers, herbs, and dreams


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I am kitty, hear me roar


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Spring wardrobe


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What haircut?


Photobucket


Lantana


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LadyChordewa
LadyChordewa
07:12 May 05 2008

Those are beautiful!!



Sinora
Sinora
11:30 May 05 2008

Cool pics





Silverbow
Silverbow
17:36 May 05 2008

:sniffles: I want my garden back.

Ok so now I am going to enjoy your garden untill I can get my new one going.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
20:41 May 05 2008

Magical. I am waiting to see if I can spot a fairy. :)





birra
birra
21:24 May 05 2008

Gorgeous... simply gorgeous. Poetry without words... well done!



Looks like Meatball is enjoying the coolness of the new doo!





Morrigon
Morrigon
00:17 May 06 2008

WOW the last picture knocked me on my ass...Wow...wow...





SeleneTremere
SeleneTremere
20:00 May 07 2008

Beautiful pictures of a place that looks amazing! I'd love to relax in a spot like this.





Beastt17
Beastt17
21:07 May 07 2008

Man to Nature: I can simulate your real flowers in wax.



Nature to Man: I can simulate your wax flowers in reality.



Didn't I see those decorating a cake somewhere? Beautiful, but they don't look real.





Oceanne
Oceanne
01:51 May 15 2008

Beautiful!!





 

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Ripped off from Morri

07:34 May 01 2008
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Good luck!

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sockpuppet
sockpuppet
12:52 May 01 2008

I get a C? WTF!





sockpuppet
sockpuppet
12:52 May 01 2008



Not bad for falling asleep in class and not ever listening :p




meeper
meeper
16:47 May 01 2008

50% and you're still giving me a C? You're much nicer than my teachers ever were!





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
17:18 May 01 2008

I got a "C" too. :)





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
17:49 May 01 2008

I got a B!





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
18:21 May 01 2008

I guess I really should have studied.





Joli
Joli
00:58 May 02 2008

Who is John J?





 

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