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Reporting to admins

21:43 Apr 30 2011
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If you think there is something going on around the site that an admin needs to know about, by all means report it. But please, actually report it. Don't send some vague message with no details and expect us to guess if it is actually an issue or not.


If you have evidence to go along with what you are reporting, i.e. - graphics, screen shots, links, etc. please forward them also. It helps no one and only slows down any processes if we get the information slower than a morphine drip...


Thank you.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
01:13 May 01 2011

Oh yeah, and if you have something that the Admins should know about, try actually reporting it instead of bitching that Admins aren't doing their jobs.



*eye rolls*



Passive aggressive unhelpful bullshit.





 

No, thank you.

04:46 Apr 29 2011
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"Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself with 9-iron, dry and sideways."


That probably wouldn't be the best of responses to these requests, would it?


Dammit.

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Requiem
Requiem
11:58 Apr 29 2011

... I may have to steal that for telemarketers.





ladySnowStrixx
ladySnowStrixx
22:07 Apr 29 2011

uh, well yes and No , yes because its how you feel and no because they would more then likely call the police and say you threatened them





RedQueen
RedQueen
22:41 Apr 29 2011

Wow. Is it golf season already?





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
22:05 Apr 30 2011

You know, I like that response.



Although, I'm not sure anyone who receives it would.





 

PRIVATE ENTRY

03:20 Apr 28 2011
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23:03 Apr 27 2011
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19:34 Apr 27 2011
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FEH

04:52 Apr 27 2011
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FEH on everything.


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King`Tarquin
King`Tarquin
08:25 Apr 27 2011

I HAD to Google this yah know.



And yes,



FEH




it is!!



PAGAN
PAGAN
13:15 Apr 27 2011

FEK.





 

Outside the box is outside the frame...

18:18 Apr 23 2011
Times Read: 962


I know I've said this before, but it never ceases to to torque my lugnuts when I see another example...


...a photographer on the modeling site - supposed professional artist, simply pimping nude photos to try and get someone to notice his work. And when I say pimping, that is what I mean.

"New nudes of (model's name)! Check them out! She is so hot!"


Really? That is all you have to say about your work? The naked woman is hot? I guess looking at the photos that are poorly lit, out of focus and really not well done at all, that is about their only redeeming quality. Nipples, a hint of bush and obviously no direction from the photographer because she is putting so little emotion into the whole thing. It is porn, dude. You just made some porn. You paid her to be naked, she did it for the money and it didn't matter to her so she put a half-hearted effort into making "art."


And the model isn't even what I would consider.. hot. Eye of the beholder, obviously, but she has the body of a 12-yr old - no hips, no curves and weighs about 85-lbs. If not for the age wrinkles from her (I would assume) smoking addiction, I would question if she were even old enough for this shoot.


I don't know how much she got paid, but judging from the motel room you used as the studio, I'm guessing the photos were a secondary priority anyway...


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Well...

14:44 Apr 22 2011
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4/20 was two days ago. It would have been more fitting to be the High Priestess on 4/20...


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I didn't read that right, did I?

03:40 Apr 22 2011
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The Coven of the Sinus Infectionous?


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DustMote
DustMote
03:42 Apr 22 2011

Ha.

Would you ever start your own coven, or visit another society besides Eternal?





birra
birra
03:50 Apr 22 2011

Start a coven? No.



Go somewhere other than Eternal... probably not.





King`Tarquin
King`Tarquin
11:25 Apr 22 2011

Amen, B!



Amen!





 

Spam without the baked beans...

12:24 Apr 21 2011
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...I wish all the phishing attempts I get emailed on a daily basis were in actuality legitimate businesses looking to do business with my company. I'd have no worries.

Hello,


This is to notify you that we just browsed your website and we will like to apply for credit facility with your company. We are into construction, oil and gass business and we will like to setup net 30 terms account with your company. We want to show appreciation to some of our good clients, contractors and all that have worked with us to make our business grow for some decades now. We want to order audio visual, office and computer equipment from your company.


I look forward to doing business with your company.


Frank L. Patterson Jr

Vice President

Patterson & Wilder Construction Company Inc.

2794 Pelham Parkway

Pelham, Alabama 35124



Seems legitimate... ha! I will definitely be blindly extending Net30 to a company where the vice president emails solicitations from an Earthlink email account...


Amazing how the spammers can find you, but it seems like all the advertising in the world can't get you real customers at times.


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NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
18:25 Apr 21 2011

I got an email about a job offer from a legit company a few months back so I called them and the owner was confused about it. She then proceed to tell me that her account was hacked not long before that and if I needed a job she would hire me...



But I would have to fly to Texas and it would be to clean the latrines and offices. I told her no thanks.



lol





birra
birra
19:04 Apr 21 2011

Yeah... I've never known a janitorial job to pay for moving expenses...





 

Short drive...

02:46 Apr 20 2011
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...yes it is.


Scenes like that make me want to hug my kids tighter...


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Morrigon
Morrigon
02:49 Apr 20 2011

No doubt...





Deity
Deity
02:50 Apr 20 2011

♥ I totally ran over to kiss my daughter and hold her tightly.





They don't stay small and defenseless forever.





birra
birra
03:41 Apr 20 2011

Seriously... sew. it. shut.





 

Uh huh...

13:27 Apr 19 2011
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...sure. I'm buying it...


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Daire
Daire
14:57 Apr 19 2011

Is it time share? I want in. How much is the initial investment?





birra
birra
15:22 Apr 19 2011

You just have to put in some sarcasm.



But I may have put in enough for both of us.





RedQueen
RedQueen
22:29 Apr 19 2011

Just remember, it takes a higher rate of sarcasm in Canada...





 

Thought patterns...

03:53 Apr 18 2011
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...sometimes Zen just isn't enough.


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brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
23:22 Apr 18 2011

Amen to that, Big B.





 

Baffled...

18:07 Apr 17 2011
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...looking around the modeling site at other photographers' portfolios. It is amazing how they try and pass-off bad pornographic styles snapshots as professional photography...


...while most of what I've done, much through some mind sweating concern over the creativity, concept and design I still consider snapshotty and unworthy.


Yet this site declined my application for an account twice because my photos didn't meet their requirements.


Apparently I should have just hired some hookers to pose with dildoes...


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sPerAnZa
sPerAnZa
03:31 Apr 19 2011

Dildos is so middle school.

Its Rabbits now.





 

Uhhh...

02:16 Apr 17 2011
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..you're not a poet. And everyone knows it.


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NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
07:27 Apr 17 2011

What I miss?



:P





 

The eyes...

21:33 Apr 16 2011
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...in thumbnail view your avatar looks like a woman being stabbed with a big green stick...


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Oye...

17:42 Apr 15 2011
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...and the insanity follows.


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Sulks
Sulks
18:02 Apr 15 2011

LOL dunno what you're referring to but I had a similar thought earlier. Mad Hatter's tea party month :P





birra
birra
18:34 Apr 15 2011

Oh, April. I have a love-hate relationship with April.





 

You know...

16:01 Apr 14 2011
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...I don't mean to sound bitter... but I work my ass off every day. So does Morri. We're doing our best to keep a small business running and surviving in a horrible economic climate.


It is a struggle some days. We look at the numbers and think, we must be crazy for doing this. But one of my goals with this business has always been to create jobs and put people to work.


So I get frustrated by what I see. When people we've hired simply don't want to work or go about their jobs in such an unprofessional and unappreciative manner.


It is even more frustrating when people I know that have been living on unemployment for months pass up job opportunities, and post daily facebook updates about what golf course they just checked into, the road trip they just went on with the sole intent of partying or how drunk they got last night out at the bar...


Yet, I work every day not just to survive, but to watch the money I earn float away to the state coffers to pay for all of that.


FEH.


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Surreal
Surreal
16:21 Apr 14 2011

Agreed! (And I don't even get unemployment. )





DarkCrystal
DarkCrystal
16:22 Apr 14 2011

Tell those idiots, (yes! idiots) to stop screwing around and get the job done properly... or ELSE! You need to explain how you feel to them, as you ARE the boss.





birra
birra
16:51 Apr 14 2011

They're all gone. It's me and Morri now, and a friend I call on for contract work. It's good for him - he lost his job but said he would be willing to sweep floors if it keeps him working.



We need more people like that.





NightBlossom
NightBlossom
17:32 Apr 14 2011

I'm newly unemployed. I'll work my ass off for ya!





imagesinwords
imagesinwords
17:42 Apr 14 2011

I'm in total agreement. I know people that don't deserve it getting government assistance and also Facebooking about the expensive dinners out and designer purses they're buying. That really pisses me off.



I also don't understand people that expect to be given top dollar jobs or nothing else. Too many people would rather no job than an expectation that's too high. When I got out of the Marines I took a minimum wage job until I could get better. I worked there while I was interviewing for management positions- so I at least was able to pay for all the groceries in the meantime with my small paycheck. To me that made more sense. I had something coming in for those 6 weeks it took to land the better job. I always look at that as a proud moment in my life. People that knew me in the Marines saw me at work and for a moment I felt be-littled in that position while they were working in awesome positions already after being discharged... but would sitting on my ass have been more honorable?



People should work and be proud whatever they are doing. In my opinion all jobs are honorable because it's honest money and effort (hopefully effort, right?). In all that you do you should put your best foot forward and be proud of your work.





Bijou
Bijou
18:27 Apr 14 2011

I agree with you about people who are lounge lizards and live off of the tax payers, but I have been in the unenployment and welfare lines myself and it's not easy to have this stigmata, as a welfare mama, now I did have a part time job so I was working and paying back into the very system that was helping me (in FLorida if you work under 32 hours b/c of company cut backs you can collect pro-rated unemployment). Any way when I would pay for grocery's people would roll there eyes and make the snide remarks when I would use my wick checks, and food stamp card. Just because of people who sit on thier ass like this and live off the Gov't and tax payers who do work hard.





Abstract
Abstract
19:09 Apr 14 2011

Now I feel a bit guilty because I was planning on using some of my summer unemployment money for my garden :(



But I get what you mean. My ex was (probably still is) unemployed and kept passing up places to work because of stupid reasons. It's silly to live like that. :/



At least I know that my unemployment situation coming up will be just for the summer. I get my job back and life goes back to normal.





birra
birra
21:49 Apr 14 2011

No, no.. Bijou and Abby, don't misunderstand me - I'm talking about the people who get the unemployment and would rather not work. Months and months of unemployment and not looking for jobs. Like a batter with a 3-0 count is always going to watch that 4th pitch go by unless it's a beach-ball they can pound over the fence. They won't take a job unless it's THE JOB they're waiting for - and watch other opportunities go by, happy to collect their next UE check and loaf their days away.



The country's economy is still in shambles. Morri said it a while back; the economy isn't some mysterious creature that lives in the pockets of rich people. YOU are the economy and when you sit back and soak off the government, you're damaging the economy and making it harder for everyone else that is working.



It's time people start strapping on the helmet and doing what needs to be done instead of hoping someone else will.





sPerAnZa
sPerAnZa
04:20 Apr 15 2011

The moment I got pregnant working at the daycare, they made up every reason to fire me. I couldn't chase 24 kids alone anymore and I refused to be alone with that many kids that were very spoiled and very abusive when put in time out. So, they let me go.... I had to resort to unemployment because I was starting to show in my pregnancy and no one would hire a pregnant woman here.

Did I like it? .... Not really.

I felt like dirt because I could provide for myself or my baby. I had to completely depend on my guy for the most part, which isn't bad, but I am a very independent person. If I want someone, I want to get it with MY money. I want to EARN it. And I couldn't for a while.



Now that my little bit is here.... I am back to work. :) I actually start back working this MONDAY!

People that abuse the system and complain out lack of jobs out there make me ill. I went out there to places. I introduced myself and I got a job within two weeks of looking. Is it a fancy job with a great salary? No... But its a job. Its MY money. I EARNED it. I can go buy my kid anything she needs right now. And it feels pretty damn awesome. :)





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
23:56 Apr 15 2011

I know a few of "those people", and even though they are my friends it sickens me how flip an issue this has become to them. I offer them work when I'm buried under, and they respond with, "Well, I kinda have plans to go to the beach today." I guess I'm paying for their day off, one way or another.





 

Just pointing it out...

02:55 Apr 13 2011
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...you lived with a computer nerd for 10 years. The fact that you still can't manage the complexities of "drag and drop" in Windows XP isn't anyones fault but your own.


Honestly, if anything it's just further evidence that you didn't care, listen or pay any attention to anything but what was important to you.


[ /rant ]


...I also hit my head on a steel cabinet door and got head-butted in the nose today. What is this? A fucking Monday?


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Morrigon
Morrigon
03:02 Apr 13 2011

Passive aggressive crap. I hate knowing that someone who says that they love you is intentionally trying to hurt you.



And by you I mean me. But by me I just mean in general and not in reference to you, but I'm relating to what you're saying.



Maybe you hit my head on a steel cabinet door.





 

Do you understand life?

15:08 Apr 12 2011
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I'm just going to wrestle with a lot of this forever, aren't I?


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RedQueen
RedQueen
23:12 Apr 12 2011

Yes. You will. That's what keeps it interesting...





 

Gawd...

00:58 Apr 12 2011
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...every time I read a statement like that, I just have to say, "Well, you don't know me."


Perspective is an amazing thing...


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Morrigon
Morrigon
01:09 Apr 12 2011

You don't know me. You don't know the things I've seen. The things I've seen!



Photobucket





sahahria
sahahria
01:28 Apr 12 2011

isn't it?





birra
birra
02:55 Apr 12 2011

*dies*



Morri, you sleigh me. :)





 

FEH.

21:32 Apr 11 2011
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Just discovered I lost a wheel cover and bent a rim today. Stupid, horrible roads up in Niagara Falls...


Makes me wish I still had my truck...


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ChasingTheGhost
ChasingTheGhost
21:57 Apr 11 2011

:( .... boo for bent rims.





Morrigon
Morrigon
01:10 Apr 12 2011

What did you say was leaking from the rim?





 

Riddles and conundrums...

04:33 Apr 11 2011
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...life keeps me guessing.


All I know is I am who I am. I can't be someone different. I have tried - yes indeed. Failed experiments in reinventing who I am, not for someone else but for me.


Now I need to keep two things in mind:


1. Be true to myself.


2. Take care of me first.


I think if my past should have taught me anything - any one lesson I have failed to grasp time and time again - no one will look out for me as much as I should. I need to do more of it.


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NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
04:43 Apr 11 2011

Good advice, I need to follow it more, myself.





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
00:00 Apr 13 2011

Ahhhhhhh Grasshopper, you make me proud.





 

Engrish makes my day...

03:44 Apr 05 2011
Times Read: 1,344


The pickup line, My lip has an "owie." Will you kiss it and make it better?


Turns into:

I was on my lips "painful" has. You can improve it, or kiss it?


I need to use that one on my next trip to China...


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Just for fun...

18:13 Apr 03 2011
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...ever Engrish common sayings? Go to Google Translator - type in some common English saying, translate it to Chinese - translate the Chinese to Japanese - then translate it back to English. You can get some gems.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going


Turns into

When hard, the tough get going


*snickers*

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush


Turns into

A bird in the hand is worth two in the forest


I had higher hopes for that one.

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder


Turns into

The Absence of the Heart to Grow Fonder


Ok, those are all well and good, but how about some of those abstract things we say... like, for instance.. pick-up lines?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.


Turns into

If I can rearrange the alphabet, I'm with, I would put U.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?


Turns into

Because you touch me, I can tell my friends, I have been an angel?


Last one...

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.


Turns into

Since you have already a good set of bread, your father, you need to pan.


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Army
Army
18:24 Apr 03 2011

Wow... That's awesome. :D





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
19:20 Apr 03 2011

:)





TechGeek
TechGeek
02:00 Apr 10 2011

Wow..I'll have to try that :)





Amitiel
Amitiel
07:11 Apr 18 2011

Haha! That was funny. xD



But where did you get the idea, I wonder...








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