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Gahhh

05:17 Jan 22 2009
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...and where the hell are these ants coming from? It's 10 fucking degrees outside. Shouldn't they be sleeping in for the winter???


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Morrigon
Morrigon
05:57 Jan 22 2009

You're just too sweet for them to resist.





AWWW I did it! Blame the rum.





 

My brain just can't get these straight...

19:18 Jan 16 2009
Times Read: 1,050


...the latest case of name confusion... "lemarionette."


I keep seeing her name as lemonette.


A tiny lemon? Weird....


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Isis101
Isis101
21:06 Jan 16 2009

Well, she thinks that you are cool - one of her 'top 3 guys on VR'!!!





Morrigon
Morrigon
01:07 Jan 17 2009

Oh, well then that changes everything.



I think one should be very careful when choosing a VR name that should have spaces.



Or you could be reaaally cool and put some X's in there! No one else is doing that...





birra
birra
02:33 Jan 17 2009

OOo.. yes. And maybe even alternate upper and lower case x's... and throw a 666 and a 69 in there for good measure...





 

The new name to confuse...

19:38 Jan 14 2009
Times Read: 1,081


Blackheresy...


...I keep seeing, "BlackHershey."


Mmmm.. dark chocolate...


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Blackheresy
Blackheresy
20:01 Jan 14 2009

I should change my name, but then I would really get the wrong crowd coming in to take a look at the goods ;)





birra
birra
21:18 Jan 14 2009

Totally...



...hey, at least it's still better than "MyBleedingRectum."





Morrigon
Morrigon
22:07 Jan 14 2009

I get all excited about chocolate and then I have to read about bleedingrectum again... UGH





 

Why all the hub-bub... bub?

04:51 Jan 14 2009
Times Read: 1,120




LunaDragon

| Block |



Date: 21:45:09 - Jan 13 2009

Rating: 1

Comment: since you insist on rating my pics of me and my family a 1 you shall have your 1 back and thank you for showing your stupidity that you think i really care that much if you noticed i hardley ever log on here any more


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I went back and looked at her portfolio. It didn't fit my standard "1" category which is generally reserved for empty portfolios, or portfolios with all the pictures in the description... and occassionally the portfolio of nothing but cell-phone held up to the dirty bathroom mirror shots...


So I looked at it again and changed it... but... seriously. It's a number. A meaningless number. You would think I took out a billboard announcing all of her dirtiest secrets to her home town by this reaction.


I guess slinging insults is an appropriate response to a number on a webpage...


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Isis101
Isis101
04:54 Jan 14 2009

Dirty bathroom mirror shots...I started a poll on that a few weeks ago. Hee hee...





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
04:59 Jan 14 2009

thank you for showing your stupidity that you think i really care that much if you noticed...



ahhh.... but she DOES care.

Methinks you hit a nerve.



I don't care what I'm rated... and i can back that up with sheer apathy.



birra
birra
05:45 Jan 14 2009

Right, exactly Thoth.. I told her not to change the one she gave me.. it doesn't matter. The only reason I responded at all was because she seemed genuinely angry about it so I went to see why I gave her a one to explain why I would have.



*shrugs*



People rate me what they want all the time... I really don't care.



I'm quite alright not being in the top 10 rates on Vampire Rave... really. My life marches on.





Blackheresy
Blackheresy
12:20 Jan 14 2009

You should have photoshopped her head on an ass...lol. Children, can't live with them in cyberspace and you can't send them off to military school.





Morrigon
Morrigon
22:35 Jan 14 2009

I love love LOVE how they always say they don't care.

She acted like it was a direct attack on her. Isn't that amazing? What does this woman do when you slap her? Simply implode? Do the chins quiver out of control and start an earthquake? What are the consequences here?



She has time to list all the people she hates AND spitefully rate people with insults... Yeah... She obviously doesn't care and she "hardley" ever logs on any more...





 

This is what I mean...

06:04 Jan 13 2009
Times Read: 1,159


...pretentious, in training.




She'll get there one of these days... I'll make sure of it. ;)

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faeriemoon
faeriemoon
06:09 Jan 13 2009

I don't know, I think she's got the look down. :p





Morrigon
Morrigon
06:14 Jan 13 2009

mmmyes... Yes Dahling I have to say, only the best for me.



mmmmmmyes...yesssmmmmm...ohhuhhh....



Muffy... have the valet get my bags...





birra
birra
06:20 Jan 13 2009

Muffy... have vallet bring the beeaammmuhhh around front for us...





Everdene
Everdene
12:37 Jan 13 2009

nah - she needs the pinkie at right angles to the drinking vessel and the nose just a tad higher ;-)





sahahria
sahahria
13:04 Jan 13 2009

The only thing missing are the pearls... *looks at Birra with raised eyebrow*





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
13:15 Jan 13 2009

And as we all know...an ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure.





Blackheresy
Blackheresy
12:22 Jan 14 2009

That looks like fun. Lotsa wine and good company. Birra has it going on :)





 

Huh?

06:15 Jan 12 2009
Times Read: 1,196


Date: 12:13:43 - Jan 11 2009

Rating: 10

Comment: 10 because u write so well and don't care what others think & act all silly & pretentious. nice music too!



Thanks.. but... I WANT to be pretentious! I TRY to be pretentious.


Dammitall.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
06:21 Jan 12 2009

You are pretentious. You're a pretentious bastard!



Would you like some more wine?





birra
birra
06:26 Jan 12 2009

YES!





Sinora
Sinora
12:53 Jan 12 2009

In which case you FAIL....*goes off to rate him a 1*





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
13:20 Jan 12 2009

Damnitalltohell now he is going to sulk. :)





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
14:28 Jan 12 2009

after re-reading it, I think they're calling you silly AND pretentious.

*tries to diagram the sentence*



it can go either way.



destroy them for being vague!





birra
birra
21:54 Jan 12 2009

Yeah, I guess with that shoddy grammar it could go either way...





Kontradiction
Kontradiction
06:08 Jan 13 2009

FUCKITOL: For those times that ya don't give a shit. Take 2, and your problems quickly go away.



DAMNITALL: Cross between "damnit" and "stall", got lost at the corner of "knit" and "tall" Street.





*shrugs and trots off*





Morrigon
Morrigon
06:10 Jan 13 2009

I wonder if my HSA will cover STFU for other people...





 

Profile craziness...

22:33 Jan 07 2009
Times Read: 1,219


...so, I'm not one to just rate without looking or reading. So if you've seen me visit, odds are I have looked at the pictures in your portfolio and read your profile.


Hence the annoyances. If I ran through the gauntlet of portfolio rating and didn't care to see the pictures I'd just slap a 10 on everything and move along. But I feel the need to say it again - portfolios with 100 big pictures in the description and nothing in the portfolio itself... dude, that earns a rate of 1. It's not a portfolio; you just made a second profile, and that isn't the point of the portfolio.


Cancer created the portfolio application as it is so people can quickly and easily browse and view a person's art, work, interests, introspective on life... etc.. Not so we can sit and wait for thirty five 1200dpi photos to load up from photobucket.


It's not a rule, but it is a good idea. If you can't recognize that... you got a 1.


And the statements people make about themselves astound...

"I am single and i don't need a man to rely on. I am a independent gal and I'm happy!"


Babe... you're 17. Odds are mommy and daddy still tend to your needs. That isn't independence, it's childhood. Graduate from high-school and get out on your own. Life becomes a lot more challenging at that point and having a good, reliable partner becomes a benefit...


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Morrigon
Morrigon
22:35 Jan 07 2009

Childhood is definitely about being a child, no adult wisdom can change that :P





furcifer
furcifer
04:04 Jan 08 2009

Amen. To the entry and comment.





 

Gone phishin'....

19:37 Jan 07 2009
Times Read: 1,229


...I'm logging off for the day. I'm all for making money, but a browser grab-ad with every click is a wee-bit oppressive.


I had an interest in the show until it was thrown in my face every 5 seconds today... I think there's some Seinfeld re-runs on anyway...


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Delusional...

01:41 Jan 05 2009
Times Read: 1,261


"I just can't wait til I'm 18 then I can do whatever the hell I want!!!!!"


Seriously? You think that's the way it works? Once you turn 18 it's all fun and games, you never have to answer to anyone, no one is going to put you down, you'll received nothing but encouraging back slaps?


Good luck with that fantasy.

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KCRC
KCRC
01:53 Jan 05 2009

LOL



I know I am free to do anything I wish. Spend my money on whatever I wish! The hell with house payments, electricity, heating oil...I think I'll go to Hot Topic and blow my paycheck!



I can sleep all day long...The boss won't care. I can go wherever I want when I want...No one can send me to the middle of nowhere with less than a day's notice!



Ha....You are correct as usual my friend...Delusional!





StoneCrow
StoneCrow
02:47 Jan 05 2009

Yeah, like pay bills and get a job and deal with life on your own...lol. Kids...sheesh.





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
00:57 Dec 17 2010

Amen to that, brother......





 

And still.. I typoed "puss"

01:32 Jan 05 2009
Times Read: 1,264


Oh, the irony... but I hope everyone recognized the reference to the Restaurant Sketch in that last entry...




It's always been one of my favorites...


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Joli
Joli
19:46 Jan 05 2009

Oh, you meant..."pus?" Well, that's completely different. Disappointing and different. Ah. well, then...carry on.





moonkissed
moonkissed
20:42 Jan 23 2009

LMAO! i have only just started watching Monty Python. i was never into it when i was younger though my mother liked it.





 

Ugh...

23:17 Jan 02 2009
Times Read: 1,305


...just looked at my portfolio and saw this huge, horrible and ugly typo in the main description...


...it was sitting there, dirty... filthy.. smelly! Disgusting!!! And I hate it! I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!!! Nasty, dirty, scrubby, mangy...


To some it might just have been a little mistake.. but to me it was... like a mountain! A vast bowl of puss!


Why didn't anyone tell me?


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Xzavier
Xzavier
23:22 Jan 02 2009

It hapens to the best of us ;) lol





Morrigon
Morrigon
23:25 Jan 02 2009

It's only a dirty fork....





LaceworkLacerations
LaceworkLacerations
23:27 Jan 02 2009

Apparently I'm a typo Nazi. I can "send it off to a camp wherein 3 to 4 weeks it shall cease to be a typo, and be released on a lifelong probation, and if it shall ever revert to being a typo it shall be killed." If you'd like. Lmao.



I know how you feel. Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's not your fault.





StoneCrow
StoneCrow
23:53 Jan 02 2009

Oddly enough I found two last night that no one told me about so don't fret so. I am doubly bad, but I embrace my oddity that is spelling. Remember when you helped me out a few (dozen) times with some of my poetry? Yeah, well, that is semi-sacred to me. I never make corrections as I usually spell check it, but you found one I had just pasted in from my .txt. files into IE. And there it sat all ugly and nasty until you came along and helped a brother out. :)





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
14:11 Jan 03 2009

I thought it was one of those built-in imperfections, like the Amish employ so as not to mock the perfection of God.



or something.





KCRC
KCRC
16:35 Jan 03 2009

Well, the important thing is that you lanced the offending boil of tyo-ness and removed the corruption from the midst of your Portfolio.



Now apply a hot compress and put some antibiotic cream on the area.



Healing will take place and in no time you will be fine!





artemka
artemka
21:15 Jan 04 2009

You really have to get a new typo magnet hehehe



A bowl of puss ?



*runs*





moonkissed
moonkissed
20:31 Jan 23 2009

cuzz i haven't looked at your portfolio yet. sorry





 

Jar-Jar Binks is here....

14:52 Jan 02 2009
Times Read: 1,326


...I swear I saw him in the chat box today... at least, it looked like him...

"think of a new nick names for mes - ughies i shalls be back laters.. gots some tings to taker cares of."


If they said "messa" instead of "mes" I'd be sure of it!


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StoneCrow
StoneCrow
15:12 Jan 02 2009

Did the avatar match too? Picture Jar-Jar with big fangs o.0





Everdene
Everdene
18:53 Jan 02 2009

I'll have him pyunished if I see him >-)





 

Mmmmm... good.

00:34 Jan 02 2009
Times Read: 1,346


Carrots... mmm.. and celery.. a little salad with some grilled chicken on top. Yummy. With some water...


Such a good, light dinner... yet, filling!


No sir, no fa(s)t food here....



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sahahria
sahahria
00:48 Jan 02 2009

Hmmm my tea cake cookies are delish and homemade :D





Morrigon
Morrigon
01:44 Jan 02 2009

Mmmm wish I could be munching that with you.





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
05:19 Jan 02 2009

somewhere, a little rabbit is starving to death.

Why do you hate bunnies?!?





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
14:27 Jan 02 2009

Sounds like what I snack on while I'm thinking about what I want for dinner.








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