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Hahah "This beer is just awful."

West Bound and Down... Loaded up and truckin'. We're gonna do what they say can't be done.



The boys were thirsty in Atlanta, but this beer tastes like Mylanta, so we're taking it back for a refund post-haste!

The only reason Coors was such a big deal back then was because you couldn't get it in the east. East of the Rockies it didn't go, for some reason. NOw you can get it anywhere, and it tastes like it...

much better like that.

Lmfao. I love that. XD

HAHAHAHAH!



*dies*

What a heartwarming tale. ♥



There's one like that for Saw, too. If you watch it backwards it's an upraising journey where amputees are helped by a masked benefactor in getting new limbs.

LOL



People these days...



;P

HI I LIKE TO TALK AND TALK BECAUSE I FEEL BETTER ABOUT ALL THE THINGS I AM NOT SURE OF.

But that's just it - everyone HAS a computer, but just because you HAVE a computer, do you know technology???



I spend countless hours researching and providing what I feel is the best advice to people based on my 16 years of experience dealing with technology - yet so often customers will ignore my advice and instead listen to their 15 year old nephew that was learning to poop on a toilet when I was learning Registry Editing...



...then, never guess what - it doesn't work out. And never guess what? They complain about the extra charges due to the extra time it takes to undo what was done before fixing the problem.



Like the customer that had their server set up with a C: partition for the server o/s and applications, and a 5x larger D: partition for data - but none of their applications were installed to save to the D: partition so their server ran out of drive space and we ended having to rearrange all their data.



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LOL thank gawd for Birra :P

Ok, I will be the first to admit that I am a complete technotard (thank you Alice cooper). I can turn it on, and do my shit, but I most assuredly would not recommend anything along those lines. Even I know better.

All the "D:" remarks looked like faces to me at first. I was thinking, well that's an odd place to plop a little emote, right in the middle.



Sometimes it's hard to find a good repair though, if you're technologically challenged. I have a warranty with future shop, but I won't go there. Because every single time I do, they insist the solution is to simply replace the hard drive. Last time they said they had to, I said no and took it to my friend Jesse, he fixed it overnight and I got to keep everything. I don't know if the future shop guys are just lazy or what. But you see that a lot.

Living on the border, I know Future Shop - pretty much one of those big-box electronic stores trying to provide everything, much like Best Buy.



Places like that look for the quickest, cheapest fix. It is more cost effective for them to just replace the hard drive and reimage it than to pay a technician to actually try and figure out what the problem is.



It is the cheap way to go - for a company only concerned with profits, that is the way they will go each and every time.



If the consumer populace hasn't figured it out yet, big box stores DO NOT care about their customers - they only care about profits. Going to them, you might as well resign yourself to being nothing but a dollar-sign in their eyes and nothing else.

Que?

*fingers crossed* for y'all.

*hugs*



I hope for the best for you guys!

Fuck it

Oye yourself. You guys complain about the heat but, try being in Scotland today mid-summer where you'd need a wooley sweater and a warm jacket on. HUMPH so not fair.

Sulks- I would trade that weather in a second. :)

You can and you will!

I have faith and confidence in you.

This Monday has some weirdness and will have a 30% chance of assholes, but 100% chance of Morri hugs.



Buck up, little camper!

LOL trade you my Monday for yours? Live dangerously!

Benadrlyl works for me, and I only get drowsy half of the time when I use it.

In any case, I hope that you feel better soon!

Does me the same way, and due to other meds, it's all I can take- and I don't know what it is, but I'm hearing the "worst allergy season ever" from all over- even up here in the Pacific Northwest. That's what I get for moving to a place that had cottonwood- never had allergies in my life till I got here...

It could have been all the cottonwood. There is a lot of it where we were...

Yeah - allergies suck. Maybe you and the kids will have a great time soon though.

:( Feel better.

Vegetable or Corn oil?

Come on, the crisp and taste would be different...



;P

gmail for the win?



Or not being an idiot? I don't know which.

It also has a lot to do with where you enter those things and hand out your information to. I know my old hotmail account was hacked right after I let an application view my profile on Facebook. Coincidence? Possibly.



More importantly is how fucking impossible those services make it to change your most basic of information and make your account secure again. I ended up deleting an email I have used for over 6 years because Hotmail could not come through with changing passwords and other info.

I mainly use yahoo, but for official business I like to use my own domains for my email addy.

My GMAIL account was hacked shortly after sending an email to an attorney I had working on a case for me. Come to find out- his account (a secure domain) was hacked shortly before I messaged him about it.



Took me almost 5 hours to get the thing back up and running, spam free.

Don't be silly, course you can :P

Since when?

Since today...

Maybe just a little bit?

Maybe take one of those little blue pills?

Hey man, if you don't reuse some of your props it's just wasteful.



For example, the same couch!

But two completely different themes. Hey, the couch was used in my Go Buffalo shoot - it's an awesome couch. But I think if I had every model lay on it and look "distant" I would stop shooting them and just shoot myself...



...no camera needed.

Where the hell did "your mom" come from?!?

That's a good one. :o

Engrish somehow always manages to sound kinky though.

Oh, that and this morning's phishing attempt from the domain "paypel.com"



Nice try, scumbeg.

Does that mean she gets the slicing or does she do the slicing?



Either way, that sounds just wrong.



Heh...

It sounds very... VERY wrong.

Hey at least is wasn't from "painpal.com"...



O.o

ooh.

Actually, it sounds like one of your Engrished phrases...lol

You've gotta get to a point where it's just not fun anymore. Slicing... I think fun ended a few paces back.

Ouch.

I don't know what is worse - the 'penetrated entrance slice' or the fucked up use of English.

Some of them are pretty amazingly ridiculous. I keep getting this one, [SEXUALLY EXPLICIT] - horney wifes wating to cheat

Just kiss her already!

You need a new toy, sweetie.

Makes much more sense when you put it like that.



That guy needs Google.

I love, LOVE, the Engrish on chopsticks. The ones that come in the red wrappers. It makes me giggle every time.

...and you do have that same eye...what's more, you're not a douchehammer either :D

The guy was ridiculous. It was a charade of him letting us in on the "secrets" of how he got his shots when in fact he did nothing but wander around, complain, and then get a photo that (in the end result) looked NOTHING like what you would actually get in real life, lens, filters and all.



ALL he talked about was what lens he was going to use which, if you are any tiny bit experienced in photography, you know is but a mere fraction of how you are going to get the finished result.



I saw some of his other photos when you showed them to me, they are obviously photoshopped and by very experienced people. I don't think his work is bad by any means, but I wish people would realize that there are other creative and less obnoxious people out there.



Still... His attitude on the show made me want to unleash a fucking rabid polar bear to really give him something to whine about. Fast.