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...at a quick glance "TragicallyMistaken" turned into "TypicallyMistaken."



What is it? Is it the lack of spaces between the words?

On 17:32:36 Sep 20 2008 (-0 GMT) vxxxxxxxxxxx8 wrote:



hey how r u hun??



On 17:46:10 Sep 20 2008 (-0 GMT) birra wrote:



"Hun" as a term of endearment is technically short for "honey" which would then be spelled as "hon."



A hun was one of the early Eurasian Nomadic tribes unified under the Hunnic Empire. They were known for their invasions of nations throughout Europe and Asia around the time of the 2nd through the 6th century...



I'm not a hun, so I guess I'm doing good.



On 18:06:36 Sep 20 2008 (-0 GMT) vxxxxxxxxxxx8 wrote:



that's good





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Ok, the history might be a rough summation... but... that isn't the point, obviously.

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Morrigon
20:14 Sep 20 2008

*bangs head on desk*

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Joli
20:21 Sep 20 2008

Oh, you crusher of dreams!

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KCRC
03:58 Sep 21 2008

But, of course, your point was lost entirely.



Which really IS the funny part!

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@.

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birra
03:11 Sep 20 2008

Take THAT! HA!

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imagesinwords
03:15 Sep 20 2008

That's amazing.

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sPerAnZa
03:17 Sep 20 2008

*faints*

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Morrigon
03:33 Sep 20 2008

*swoons*

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faeriemoon
04:38 Sep 20 2008

*rolls eyes* &?

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sahahria
12:36 Sep 20 2008

I am not worthy!!! *grovels at your feet*

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captainglobehead
15:19 Sep 20 2008

Only you would choose the perfect symbol for the occasion.

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...I'm helping one of our other techs assemble a site assessment report, which generally takes us an hour or two per floor of the facility to put together.



This facility was 5 buildings and a total of 30 floors.



Phone call with Brad last night... we'll call him dumbass to remove the confusion... mind you, we've been over these things many, many times...



DA: Well, they really want this report done... So... any reason you can't have it done tomorrow sometime?



B: Yes.



DA: Ok.. why not?



B: Because there's only 24 hours in a day.



DA: Alright...





GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Morrigon
15:50 Sep 19 2008

...Okay.



It's Douchebag awareness month. Brad is carrying the torch!

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SeleneIncarnate
21:27 Sep 19 2008

Bahhumbug. What the hell?

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...you were notified your licensing subscription was going to expire on 9/19 back on 9/2. And I'm sure, even prior to that.



It is now 4:15PM on 9/18 and you're in a hurry to get this done as soon as possible.



Let us not forget you still have past due invoices over a year old...



Yeah... we're right on it for ya...

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Morrigon
21:31 Sep 18 2008

Bastids!

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I.

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faeriemoon
06:03 Sep 17 2008

yes, but what happened to e, o, u, and sometimes y? :p

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BlackTea
11:00 Sep 17 2008

Awesome...lol.

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artemka
19:30 Sep 17 2008

Spellcheck !!

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A...

How much longer can we make these?



ROFLMMFGDAOATWTTBWTWCACIGFTGT!



Rolling on floor laughing my god-damm ass off all the way to the bank with the welfare check and cheese I got from the government today.



Sorry, I'll never stray from.. "heh."

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Morrigon
17:13 Sep 02 2008

*gets a very long stick*



Alright Birra, it's time to put you down...

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deathnitegrl
17:22 Sep 02 2008

Holy ****!

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Oceanne
17:35 Sep 02 2008

Did you get your crackers too?

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Oceanne
17:39 Sep 02 2008

BTW,guess what I ate for lunch yesterday..MREs ..I swear,I did.Talk about brown baggin it.

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Babaganoosh
22:07 Sep 02 2008

o.O

Mmmm. Cheese.

Who laughs that much!? Is it a condition? Does it cause conditions? Surely some sort of lung trauma should be involved.

That's some extreme laughing.

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