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Stop me if you've heard this one before. *tap* *tap* Is this thing on???

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Page last updated: May 01 2014
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Once upon a time, in a land very, very close in links....

Hi everyone! this is Sexyvampiress49 aka crystalshardinwrist, bellaaintgotshitonme64, and everlastingsunonourlove- that profile I gave away because I totally spilt with lordbloodsipper... I don't even want to talk about it so PLEASE DON'T ASK!

Before that, you might have known me as pokemonrulz with a Z, and various other screen names that all included the words ‘black’, ‘rain’, and ‘path’ with different placings of x's and numbers as I had to sign up different times. You know, it's only because *I* have a REAL LIFE and don't have time for all this stupid drama that goes on here.

Anyhow, I just thought I'd chronicle a little time in the life of my profile on Vampire Rave, because, I really want some of my friends to join so they can help me with the Referral Bonus. Because before like, 26 or 31 of my friends had joined and forgot to add me as their Referral, so I went to some Master Vampires and asked if they could help me with that and they totally blew me off like I was lying or something. And I was all... why would I lie? Why does it matter that I have all those bonus points- it's not like this makes me more important or something... But you know how it is with admins, they think they're better than all of us because of their 'titles'. *points to mouth and pretend gags* Reminds me of when neighbors in my apartment complex that I don't know joined the site and started rating people 1s and I got blamed for because they were siphoning my wireless connection. OR maybe even the time that my webcam was banned because it was rolling, empty for 5 hours when I went to the store to get some eggs and I thought I turned it off. I guess I should just change my screen name to LIAR though- since these high and mighty admins can't seem to do anything other than JUDGE.

But whatever...

I guess I’ll look at the recent journal entries. hmmm.. reading, reading... wow, she's totally talking about me! huh. I thought we were a family, and what happens in the e-coven stays in the e-coven??? I'm not going to put up with this. She doesn't know it but I am soooo tight with a bunch of high level Acolytes, that The Prince sometimes says ‘hi’ to me in the Vamp Box... and will align with me. I need to get these messages rolling, because if I don't act soon- she's not going to recognize what I can conjure- like several rates of 1 and coinciding blocks... and it won't end there- I can make journal entries of MY OWN!

Whatever- let's check out my last 10 to see who's snoopin’ in my journal…

OMG... there's Lycanlipstick again ...yeah, I likin' me some lipstick too... how unoriginal. pfft... She's like totally always stalking my entries. Let’s see who's rated me 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 9?????? Wow... I thought we were cool? Why would anyone give someone a 9? You know... that's like getting the Silver at the Olympics- everybody knows that just means you're the FIRST LOSER. I need to talk to someone, like really fast... And I have NO friends online. Just great. Guess I'll just have to journal this out. And if people don't like it they can just totally kiss my ass. Because it not about the number!

Wait… what’s that? I see England, I see France- I see …. Mmm… not sure. Just in case I better message every admin I see online to do my part in making sure TOS is upheld.

Really, I don’t have time for this crap… I have to take a bunch of webcam photos at a downward angle while raising my eyebrows with a crooked smirk.

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. I swear, I know it sounds like a zillion members you may know but it just ain't.

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COMMENTS

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PAGAN
PAGAN
08:34 Jun 07 2012

stop right there! I swear I know this person(s)! The names are all spot on and the modus operandi fits...LOL





DAVYDENKO
DAVYDENKO
14:34 Jun 07 2012

Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like...no,no,no...couldn't be..but then again...no,no,..YES!!!...NO....but wait...no,no,no,....but yet still...Hmmmmm.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
00:40 Jun 08 2012

Hey- the webcam angles down on it's own, damn you. ;)





VxZOMBIExV
VxZOMBIExV
02:46 Jun 08 2012

HAHAHAHA!!!!





LadyDarkRayne
LadyDarkRayne
06:46 Jun 09 2012

LMAO ! That was great Heidi. You do have a way with words.





ChessMaster
ChessMaster
12:03 Jun 10 2012

LMAO made me smile somewhere in my mind I was like

hum.... seems so familar... I wonder "what" or "where" she got her inspiration ;)





LaMuerta
LaMuerta
15:19 Jun 12 2012

LOL. I know I few of those..even though those "few" are the same person o.O





Bellanova333
Bellanova333
14:39 Jun 13 2012

*claps very well done





Morrigon
Morrigon
22:35 Jun 16 2012

hey hey HEY! Nudity is a SERIOUS issue. If you don't suspend a profile quickly enough then it will explode and destroy the website.

ohhh man. I remember the "it's not me making free profiles, it's all the people in my apartment building who have joined VR." person. Yeah folks... That one is 100% REAL.





nobodysfallenangel
nobodysfallenangel
13:51 Jun 17 2012

I just freaking snorted chocolate milk through my nose and I just took a shower and cleaned my lappy screen.. but you know what it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo WORTH IT!♥ I guess nothing changes it just grows hair and teeth and thinks its ALIVE!! HAHALOLOL THANK YOU LMAO





FatalAttraction
FatalAttraction
02:28 Jul 17 2012

I love it! Sounds like a bunch of people on the site. Thanks for keeping me entertained :)





Lullaby
Lullaby
15:16 Jul 21 2012

"But whatever..." xD ♥





deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
18:30 Jan 03 2013

My tights are tigh.





MooniePie
MooniePie
19:06 May 02 2014

haha How did I miss this the first time?!
This is freakin' excellent. Its like a Hot Mess Combination of tons of members here.

Like a Cornucopia of Hot Mess.





Lore
Lore
22:35 May 06 2014

Too frickin funny





markus666
markus666
01:40 May 23 2014

Interesting and better then a soap opera.





Isis101
Isis101
03:52 May 31 2014

LOL...too damn funny. I love the sarcasm!





deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
20:05 Jun 01 2014

second comment related to the video: I have breasts, yeah!





angelbaby
angelbaby
20:27 Feb 09 2015

lol





NeverMind
NeverMind
02:45 Mar 07 2015

Lmao, I think I know this person.






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