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My top five favorite Quotes:

1)"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid i'll take over."

2)"If you could see what i was thinking, you wouldn't be smiling."

3)"I didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay."

4)"You call me a b**** like it's a bad thing."

5)"I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me here."

" some birds arent meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. "


best quote ever ♥

one of my all time favorites...that i live by ..

"what doesn't Kill you, only make you srtonger"


that is so true...

"If it feel's good do it. If it don't do it anyway"

"Love never dies a natural death. It dies
because we don't know how to replenish its source.
It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals.
It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of
weariness, of withering, of tarnishing."

--Anais Nin


"Tears, idle tears, I know not what they mean. Tears from
the depth of some divine despair, rise in the heart and
gather to the eyes. In looking on the happy autumn
fields, and thinking of the days that are no more."

--Alfred Lord Tennyson

“We must love truth for itself, to such an extent that we do not love it for ourselves but against ourselves. We must ever contradict ourselves; we must always welcome the opposite of our thought and scrutinize what worth this opposite may have… Every day you must make war also against yourself.”

–-Friedrich Nietzsche


"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all."

--Helen Keller


"To watch a woman walk is like eating chocolate. The enchanting sway within her hips is like enjoying the chocolates bitter sweetness upon your lips"

--My Own

i like
"I ran out of sic days so I called in dead" and bunch of others i cant think of

"The tears running down your face...they are the blood of your torn soul" -my own

"We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."
"If you love something,set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was."
"What hatred breeds, you must resist!"-Cruxshadows

watch out for #1
don't step in #2

"One foot in front of the other get's ya where y'r going..." Swan's Song...believe it's By Robert McCammon ... lived by that motto/quote for more then 10 years now...

i made this one up when i had an argument with a bitch at school:

you know, i don't blame you for hating me. I'd hate someone who was better than me too.

and when people say "can i ask you a question?" i reply with "well you didn't give me much of an option!"

lol i like that one 2

hm...
" we are all dead,
they are just inhuminate us by order "
Ivo Andric
This souds much better in Serbian:

"svi smo mi mrtvi, samo nas redom
sahranjuju"

... ofcourse:

" life is a sexualy transmitted
disease with a guaranteed lethal
outcome "
than the funny one I saw here on VR:

" Life is a bitch...
and than she has puppies "

addition to allasiels :can I ask you a question... answer with 7 inches

Samuel Clemens: words are but painted fire....a look is the fire itself

martin luther king: if we cannot learn to live together as brothers, then we shall die together as fools

the crow: buildings burn, people die, but true love lasts forever

....better 8 ours in school
than not to sleep at all...

Water can flow, or it can crash. Be water my friend. --- Si-Kung bruce Lee

Be as still as a mountain, Flowlike a river. --- Si-Kung T'chen T'chong

Renma ( transltes to "perfection thru training" ) ---- O'sensei Morihei Ueshiba

Man with hand in his pants all day feel cocky.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot, LoL
man who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs, Lol

"Beauty is desired in order that it may be befouled; not for its own sake, but for the joy brought by the certainty of profaning it." - Georges Bataille

What more can one say?

Lmao! good one monk!

Lady:OMG what crawled down your throat and died?
Barney:oh it didn't die BBUUURRRPPP!!!

And my favourite:
"Don't piss me off"
(I'm running out of places to hide the bodies)

Here's my quote: "Chaos is law, and law is only chaos refined."

Here's another one : " i'm not getting smaller, i'm backing away from you. "

Here's a sweet one that i have on my profile:

"If you wait for me then I'll come for you. Although I've travelled far, I will always hold a place for you in my heart. If you think of me, If you miss me once in a while, Then I'll return to you. I'll return and fill that space in your heart..."

♥ 'All of the brave men are dead' russain proverb'

† We thought her dying whilst she slept. And sleeping when she died - thomas Hood (1799-1845)

£ - Money is a wonderful servant, but a terrible master- £ P. T. Barnum

it's on my profile - spoken by Bender, my favourite alcohol fueled robot: "I don't need alcohol, I can quit anytime I want"
:-)

I AM NOT FAT!!!
I am just a bit short for my weight.
(a friend of mine)

"you're profile kicks ass"

fellow ravers upon the site of my master piece

DHAMPIR

"i'm not short, just vertically challenged"

"suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door..."

"it can't rain all the time"

" I don't mind if you're sister wants to join in"

"Is that Legal"

"I put that where!"

"yes, i CAN last all night"

ohh man I have so many quotes *sighs* I use them on #vampires (theconservatory) as kick lines ... and I usually end up saying one on a daily basis to people around me!
Anyways here's a few ...
**It's hard to believe that you beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.**
**We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public!**
**I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks.**
**You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment.**(said to an Ex)
**Is adult entertainment killing kids or is killing kids entertaining adults?**
**You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.**(advice I've given)
**The person who smiles when all things go wrong has just thought of someone to blame it on.**
**Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.**
**Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.**
**Being good at being stupid doesn't count.**
**A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.**
**That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.**
**I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.**
**Lead me not unto temptation... I can find the way myself!**
**I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.**
**I sometymes wonder, if there a certain breed of human that Intelligence causes them pain.**
**Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if pac man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.(An ex from long ago used to use this on his e-mail)
**Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.**
**Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.**
**My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!**

And of corse the one in my profile which is on the back of my car!!
**My BumperSticker: Don’t laugh at me, your daughter is in the trunk.**

erm... probably

" When they think you are dying, people really listen to you instead of just waiting for their turn to speak."

Thats my favourite quote, however Im on the phone to my boyfriend, whose getting to the proffessional stages of quotage... he has a quote for everything... Id say that isnt annoying but...

this one is from sacha guitry:
both my wedding went wrong: my 1st wife did leave, 2nd did stay...

i went to lourdes with my wife: no miracle did happen, i went bcak with her...

better be the 2nd husband of a widow than 1st...

another of my favorite...

"things happen for a reason"

"never expect anything from anyone"

born wild die free

fuck me

Darkness...... I've gotta steal your first answer. "What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger."

I never really believed that one untill a couple of years ago. Now I swear by it.

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity."
"I don't smoke, the cigarette does, I'm just the sucker at the other end of the filter."
"Life is too short, so love the one you got, cuz you might get ran over, or you might get shot"
"I am the Lizard King... I can do anything!"

and just about every quote on this site

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/jim_morrison.html

1) Its better to burn out then to fade away. Kurt D. Cobain.

2) We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Teddy Roosevelt.

3) Fear not death but the unlived life. (don't know)

4) It can't rain all the time. The Crow

Sorry to all, heh I am a nut case.

today is a good day to die for everything in my life is present - crazyhorse

and

moe moe moe. how do u like me, how do u like me. moe moe moe, why dont u like me nobody likes me ..... hehehehehe

Nice thread.. well I have a few favourite quotes.. to start with there is beautiful one from Aristotle:

"Dignity consists not in possessing honours, but in the consciousness that we deserve them"


Motivation

"Desire is the key to motivation,
but it's determination and commitment
to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal -
a commitment to excellence -
that will enable you to attain
the success you seek.

by

Mario Andretti

Love

Nirvana or lasting enlightenment or true spiritual growth can be achieved only through persistent exercise of real love.

M. Scott Peck


and.. to the Dalai Lama and karma...

"Don't let a little dispute injure a great relationship"

"Either kill me or take me as I am, because I'll be damned if I'll ever change..."

--Marquis de Sade, from a letter to his wife, written in prison, November 1783


“The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who are without a dream.”

-- Harry Kemp


"Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings."

--Salvador Felipe Jacinto Dalí

Thought to share a list of quotes of my own.

A writer is not only a writer, a writer is an artist, for what a painter does with a brush a writer simply does with words.

It is not that I fear death, for I do not fear dying when amongst such beauty, it is that I fear to see such beauty die before me.

In life it is not ones heart that is in agony when violated, it is ones spiritual intellect, which takes flight to hide from the veracity of vitality itself.

Birds sing, I sing, maple runs sweet from its birthplace, I as well was born sweet. It was the wind allowing ripples to become waves amongst harrowing wild seas that has made me trivial to my mother and her unwavering nature.

Is there at all much difference between assassinating one by means of a bullet and that of assassination of one by means of veracity or fabrication; for either at liberty may silence ones life.

No matter how one attempts to mirror the images of blooming flowers or the nestling of the sun or even that of whitened hilltops of prodigious rocks; one will always fail to come close to the unattainable purity which Mother Nature artistically created.

I am the painter, my brush my endeavors, the art which lies on the canvass is my life.

The act of War is not man against man, nor is it beast against beast; it is man against Mother and the destruction of her nature.

All which lies in-between armed conflict is unforeseen suffering and mans lost innocence.

To watch a woman walk is like eating chocolate. The enchanting sway within her hips is like enjoying the chocolates bitter sweetness upon your lips.


-R. P. Stapleton

"Pain is weakness leaving the body."

my one and only favorite quote

depression is the key to true happieness.

depression is the key to life.

screw you guys im going home.

whats the point in careing when all it brings is pain.

not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?.

"satanism is just a religon where you worship yourself . " -anton

lifes a b**** then you die... :)

My no. 1 fav intelligent quote is

1. The law maybe an ass, but it is the law - Lord Aitkin in Donoghue v Stevenson [1932] AC 562

others include:

"in the field of investigation, chance favours only the prepared mind" - Louis Pasteur

"in the end we will conserve only what we love... love only what we understand... and understand only what we are taught" - Lao Tsu

"in questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual" - Galileo Galilei

"it is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent but the one most responsive to change" - Charles Darwin

"the most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible" - Albert Einstein

"if i have seen further than other men it is because i stood on the shoulders of giants" - Isaac Newton

I `ve got another one:

you have eaten a pece of shit once,
but you still have a bad breath...

'Time and tide and buttered eggs wait for no man'

'Even us chickens' gotta peck corn'

'I don't need a reason to hate you the way that i do'

"Oooo..what dose THIS button do"

"Einstein was a man of such intelligence he discovered a way to annihilate whole cities in the blink of an eye, credit cards are worse."

"you have nothing to worry about...until the bullet hits you"

"Male or female, a big-breasted redhead will mess you up"

"Hey! Don't smoke in your subconscious! It's bad for the ID!!!"

"Oh shit...there is no way to make this look like standard operating procedure..."


"A social conscience is like a garden fence, you try to eat it, it'll get stuck in your throat."

"This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence."
"If people weren't sick, we wouldn't need penicillin"


"O surely you will be allowed to starve to death in one of the royal parks."

"Congratulations on choosing the Armstrong Whitworth four pounder cannonnette. Please read the instructions carefully and it should give years of trouble free maiming."


"Given that God is infinite... and that the universe is also infinite...
would you like a toasted teacake?"

"-Love is what seperates us from animals.
-No, Lister. What seperates us from
animals is that we don't use our tongues
to clean our own genitals. "

ok now that last one was hilarious, CW.

To fast to live to young to die!

here's a couple I like:
Sh#$ happens, so Fu^% it!
and I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

One of my favorites --taken from a movie
" Time is the fire in which we burn"

i can quote too many things, and probably relate most things in life to a quote from something... sad aren't i?

hmmm i have quite a few i like

"Make sure that the fortune you seek is the fortune you need" - ben harper

"Nobodies opinion matters to me but my own, good luck getting me down" :) me.. hehe

"BITE ME... please" haha

"Oh yes you know everything because you are old and decrepid.."

"I farted"

lol i could go on ... but i wont

"i am the day
you took off
the training wheels,
scrapes and bruises
worth it to get
where you wanted
to go"

this sometimes inspires me

i dont know if anyone has said it but

"DAMN THE MAN"

is the best qoute ever

"Kick me im French"

I have another and its one my bro inlaw always says when I want somethin. . .

If you put shit in one hand and want in the other which one fills up faster.

then there is this one he says to me alot too

Eat shit and die.

Here's one I saw on a T-Shirt at school:

'Never a hopeless end but an endless hope'....

"When you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you."

Thats Neichtze isnt it?

very good dear! =)

'Memories cut from the mind can cut right back.'
-Unknown

'Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war!'
-Julius Caesar

'Free my hands and I will varnish this floor with your brains!'
-The Scarlet Citadel

'You're always giving your shoulder to others, but what happens when they need your hands or your arms?'
-Sam, The Perks of Being A Wallflower

'Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.'
-Eric Draven, The Crow

'Hey Big Bird! Wanna play the counting game?! Count the shells suck-a-duck!'
-Jay, Dogma

and of course a personal favorite...

'... Do you find it difficult to take a shit? Why? Cause a head that big must certainly cause discomfort when jammed so far up your own ass.'
Me ^_^;

here's one i heard form the radio:

an original one " My coffin or yours?"

"theres no rest in the dark realm, even after death"

and then theres my msn name....

"Is there any word more meaningless than 'hope'? Besides 'blarfursnarg,' of course"

'The greatest trick the devil pulled was letting the world believe he didn't exist.'

And an old Cuban one too,

'Mas sabe el diablo por biejo que por diablo'

Translation: 'The devil knows more for being old than for being the devil.'

1. "Jesus loves me but Satan has better candy."

2. "Somedays its not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning."

3. When you see someone talking someone one you dont like reply. "The last time I check you weren't a garabgeman.. So why are you playing with Trash?"

4. " Just because I talk to you, dosen't mean I like you"

annnnndd

5. " We all go a little Crazy sometimes"

Norman Bates, Psyco =)

er umm correction PSYCHO... I really should know how to spell it since I have been called this alot lately -shrugs-

" jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole "


♥

I used to get upset when my plane was delayed, I used to get upset when I got a flat tire, so if that is what you call upset then what do you call how I'm feeling right now because I'm more than upset.

Frank Castle Punisher


Well smack me upside the head with the great frying pan of enlightenment

If you think sunshine is happiness,
Then you have never danced in the rain

i might take that personally ...lol jk jk jk

haha sunshine, you silly girl ♥


" live , love, burn, die. "

love it.

"Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay To mold me Man, did I solicit thee From darkness to promote me?"
- From Mary Shelley's Frankenstien

"I have said that I dwelt apart from the visible world, but I have not said that I dwelt alone. This is no human creature may do; for lacking the fellowship of the living, he inevitably draws upon the companionship of things that are not, or are no longer, living."

- H.P. Lovecraft :The Tomb

"I have a heart of a child. It sits upon my desk" -Stephen King (my fav author)

"Look at me do I look normal?"
- me

Atreyu... Nice Deity.... they put on a hell of a show at Ozzfest this year :)

"Bondage: No Pain, No Gain" My favorite shirt in my closet.

"Will somebody please poke holes in the top of my jar" Another favorite shirt

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I HATE plants!"

"Flaming horseradishes are raining down upon the purple geese of Cambodia!" - Message for the voicemail on my cell phone. 90% of the time, people will actually leave a message, if nothing else just to comment on that. People calling my cell, and not leaving a message if I don't answer, especially when the number doesn't come up on caller ID, or I don't know the number, annoys me to no end. :)

*just because it makes you laugh doesn't mean it can't kill YOU DEAD DEAD DEAD* - Neil Gaimen "neverwhere"

*books are just like people you open them up and inside they are re(a)d*- Clive Barker

*if you were twice as smart as you are now you'd still be a complete moron* um said by several people over time and by me to my principle in highschool.

*violence is the last refuge of the incompetent* - Issac Assimov "the foundation series"

*if you disregard what I say because of how it's said who here is close minded?*

*it doesn't matter, the world isn't broken... you are*

*I can't belive cancer asked for gender instead of sex* my first quote on vamprave

*paybaks r a bitch* and its so true

I totally messed up that Stephen Kind quote.

"I have a heart of a child, in a jar, on my desk"

Yeah Toilet. I'm sure they rocked the place. Lucky You! Can't wait to see them Feb 23 ♥ Atreyu has awesome quotes. They don't cloud reality.. Everything they sing about is so very raw.

" If I had my way I'd cut the calluses off your breaking heart.
If I could  get past the sternum
Cauterize those wounds with every kiss I could give to you.
I'm holding your heart in my hands.
The reason it still beats."

I'm indeed quite fond of my one and only keychain that has a phrase on it:

We'll get along fine just as soon as you realize I'm GOD.


Fitting, isn't it??

Simple Quote :
Action Speaks Louder than Words

no one can make u feel inferior but urself ~my friend tay

when in doubt use black~hascal

suicide hotline...please hold....

strangers have the best candy

wanna get laid? the crawl up a chickens ass and wait!

just cut our wrist like cheap cupons and say death was on sale today

suicide is mans way of telling God u cant fire me, i quit!

i have more i just cant think of them

when life gets hard fuck it

lifes a bitch then it has puppies

look what i can do *jumps*~mad TV (hell yeah!)

im not skipping school im on a self motivated field trip (my fav shirt)

i quit the band....now i just play with my self

Life is only as short as you make it...so make of it what you wish to recieve from it. Me--mortallover

"bllod is life", Dracula. "lonieness is the scariest thing", angel

"death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal." -on a headstone from ireland.

"the most beautiul thing we can experience is the mysterious." - Albert Einstein.

"people are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when the darkness sets in;
Their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within." - Elizabeth Kubler-Rose.

*Beautiful* haha i cant spell

"I'm not gonna hurt you, i'm just gonna bash your f**king brains in"...i probably got the quote wrong but oh well

"That's what i like about these highschool girls, i get older, they stay the same age."...

"give me life...
give me pain...
Give me myself again..."

"if eyes are windows to the soul, what do you see in mine?"

A very white soul.... *grins*

"Our smile is like a Primates fear face..." - off a nature show