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Ok guys and girls. What I would like you to do is give me your cheesiest pick up lines that you have either used or had used on you. I will pick 5 of the cheesiest and post them in my journal. Kind of like Xander's but not the same. I have him to thank for giving me this idea. THANKS BUDDY! Knock yourselves out. Don't hold back. Just don't get too carried away or I will have to scold you! lol

hello all! enjoy

!!!Sleep all day & Enjoy all night!!! - Vampires of cem

here's some of the best ones i've had just in the past three months:
"nice boots, want to ....."
"can i take the dj home?"
"the bouncer is in the way."
"um....." *starts drooling*
"gim'me."
"tie me up next."
"can i lick your tattoo?"
"is that really you in your photos?"
"take me home with you."
"i will be your sex slave for life if you pay attention to me."

i have even more, if you want....

ha. the batt those are some pretty cheesy ones. Will keep them in mind! Good on you for those!

...So what brings a Lady like you to Hell hole like this?

lol...so bad it hurts...

those are just the best of the worst from the past few months.....

i've heard a lot of them.

ow, remind me not to touch you, you are so hot.


my nerdy friend used that 1 and went back home alone...lol

I don't use any lines , actually .. Hmm ...
How about "Hello" ? :D

Here's a few I've had used on me....Oh yes they are cheesy....


"I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!"

"I'm not wearing any pants."

Do you know what winks and has sex like a tigger? then start winking

I never thought I'd find true love at a bar( golden oldie)

This watch has magical powers it can tell me things about people, like for instance it says your not waring any underware. (the person responds, I AM TO!) slap the watch and say, O yeah I forgot it's an hour fast.

you guys these are all really good. Keep them coming. It's gonna be hard to choose 5. Might have to choose 10! lol

A lot of cheesy pick up lines really do work.... if done right. If you're trying to use them and be serious.... Heh. But.... use them while obviously NOT being serious.... then you'll probably get a laugh. Make someone laugh, and it's not hard to get a lot farther.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to go home with me, don't you?

*take the person's hand and use the largest line across their palm as the 'river'* There's a little bunny hopping through the forest that comes to this river, and wants to get to the other side, but there's no bridge, and the water's too deep and wide to hop across or swim through. How does he get across?
Wait for them to give up...
I don't know... I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.

I made a bet with a friend that I couldn't strike up a conversation with you.... wanna make 10 bucks?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

*motion with one finger for them to come over to you* I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of me.

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? *then wink*

Excuse me, do you have any Irish in you? No? Want some?

What's your favorite breakfast food? I want to know what to make you in the morning.

whats your sign
don't i know you

Lol am going to like this.

These are what I can remeber, with my replies too,hope you'll enjoy:

Why a pretty lady like you has a sad face?
me: maybe cause of bad company....

wow your clothes are cool, do you buy them from abroad?
me: no from a local shop

can i kiss the hand of a pretty lady?
me: yes but then I have to wash it

hey there,do you want to fuck?
me: first of all, didn't mum teach you how to be polite?,second,have you ever heard of toothpaste? and third,not even if you were the last men on earth.(some people really need a good lesson of manners)

Oh gothic girls are so sexy, so do you like the night?
Me: no I prefer daylight so I can see better the face I’m talking to…

…I’m a nightwalker,cause I like the night,the dark side of life…
me: so you don’t cross roads during the day?

oh yeah.....
this isn't really a pick up line, but a pick up moment.

conversation between myself, a club goer, and a bouncer

*club goer trying to get up to the dj booth*
bouncer: can i help you?
club goer: i want to talk to the dj.
bouncer: well, you're talking to me
club goer: but i want to talk to her.
bouncer: too bad. what ever it is, i can let her know.
club goer: um.... can i please just go up on stage and talk to her.
bouncer: no. is there some song you want to hear?
club goer: ......
me: is there a problem?
bouncer: he wants to get on stage to talk to you.
me: good gods, what does he want?
bouncer: got me.
club goer: fuck me please!!!!!!

Your not going to get to horny If I set next to you are yeah?

Want to get some pizza and have sex? No? Don't you like pizza?

Know what the difference is between a chicken leg and my penis? Lets go have a picnic and find out.

here my chessiest one, i see your in my pants; wnat to go home

I remembered more:

Hey, do you want to share a bottle of beer with me?
me:No I don't like beer

Hey there I saw you starring at me and I tought...
me:No I was watching the tv

Hey there do you have lighter?
me: No I don't smoke
...So it is you who is shining
me:I think you an eye prob

Did you wear that mini-skirt to make me horny?
me:No it's because I bought half of the skirt

Hey there are you real?
I started to laugh at this.

i have a moped

im lost will u take me home

want to go back to my place, be original say yes

ok.......here's my fav.....

"Life without you is like a broken pencil....... Pointless!"

So cheesy ain't it.....it never works.

Oh yes my fav one,how come I forgot it:

Don't worry am different from other guys

rofl

mine was
"oh baby, how bout you n me go behind the bak n gimmi a ...."
u can guess what he asked next
n i sed
"NO!"

lol TD.. I am sure I heard that bunny story a few times, and I had the Mexican version too :)

My old time favourite was at New Years when a guy said to me, " I hope 2003 shapes up into a nice pair of legs like you" heh!

just rememberd this one

"your eyes are so so beautiful they cast a spell on me i love your tatto *touchest where it was on my chest* can i see the rest of it tonight??"

my reply="my eyes?? u mention my eyes again and i'll make sure you will have no eyes, get off my tatto its fake as for the rest you couldnt handal it"

i just rememberd
one of my prize moments

When I went to Malta, a waiter at the hotel followed me around all week, and the best he could come up with was;

"I think you left the light on in your room. Maybe we could go up there and turn it off together."

I reply was my usually, trusty steed of a line.

"Thanks, but I like being gay."

this is my fav from the gym...

"i could benchpress you"
"ooh big man"
"with my @*$#"

lofl echo that's where I live no wonder why I don't like maltese guys haha

ok you guys. All I want are the pick up lines, not the responses to them. Thanks to everybody so far who has participated!

Some used on me:

You must have hurt your head when you fell down from heaven.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

i lost my phone number can i have yours!