Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas...
when all through the Crypt
Not a creature was stirring,
not even the fiends;
The fish net stockings were hung by the chimney with out care,
In hopes that Jack Skellington soon would be there;
The warlocks were nestled all splayed out in their beds,
While visions of plump babies danced in their heads;
And Scarlett in her leathers, and Cancer in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Daire sprang from the coffin to see what was the matter.
Away to the window Darkadmin flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to Daermon’s wondering eyes should appear,
But a skeleton sleigh, and eight devishly sexy reindeer,
With a sexy driver, so lively and quick,
Taymos knew in a moment it must be that prick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, KHAYMAN! now, STARLITE! now, JANETTE and NARAK!On, ALASSIEL! on NICNIVIAN! on, MELODY and REQUIEM!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex toys, and Jack Skellington too
And then, in a twinkling, Dayryn heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each stiletto hoof.
As Jason drew in his hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Jack came with a bound.
He was dressed all in leathers, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all torn with white powder and soot;
A bundle of sex toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a pusher totally high on crack.
His eyes -- how they flickered! his expression so randy!
His nipples were both perked, his eyes on Pandy!
His droll pert lips was drawn up like a pucker,
And the whickers on chin ready to tickle your sucker;
The stump of a splif he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a tight taunt belly,
That turn all the chicks to totally jelly.
He was packed down below, the entire size of an Elf,
And Quin smirked when he saw it, in spite of himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave Whitesoul to know he had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the fish nets; with a quick flick and a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And snorting up a row, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But DarkReaper heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL AN EVIL-NIGHT!"
*wipes the tears from her eyes with one hand while holding her stomach with the other*
Lovin it!
Coke snorting bastard didn't leave me anything. That's ok, I was makin time on the roof while he was busy dicking around down the chimney!
Great job, Morey!
lol, I thought I was on the roof Jason. Ha
Very good Morey, you seem to have a real gift. Thank you for including me.
Damn. I'm sorry Jason. I wrote him and told him to give some of my flexi-cuffs to you!
HOLY HELL, MATE!!
That was great!! You kick ass, you sexy biznitch, you!!!
*mwah*
Very nice, I give it 4 out of 4 stars. I love the movie nightmare before Christmas. Tim Burton owns.
"Twas the night before xmas
and all through the house
everyone felt shitty
even the mouse
Mum at the whorehouse
Dad smokin grass
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass
When suddenly out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what
was a matter
Out on the lawn i saw a big dick
I knew in a flash it must be St nick
He flew down our chimney
like a bat out of hell
I knew in a minute
the fucker had fell
He filled our stockings with pretzels
and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
sonofabitch blew the it apart
Flying away at such a great height
"PISS ON YOU ALL AND HAVE A HELLUVA NIGHT lol
Moreish your a master/mistress where as my Uncle jus an insane bastard lol heard that when i was 10 still remember it enuff sed really :-)
Moreish that was brilliant!!!! Chaos that was hillarious!!
lol Moni splendid work and so funny, loved it.
Thanks luv for putting me in :)
*takes a little curtsey*
Thank you... thank you very much
Chaos loved it honey *smotch*
YAY! I'm a sexy reindeer skelly thingy! Watch out, tis reindeer is "horny" lol (sorry, had to throw a truly overdone and terrible pun in the works)
Thanks for including me! Wondermous job sexy lady!
Hahaha that was awesome! Love you Morey *Mwah* Woot! were both sexy reindeer with cool stilleto shoes, Req! lol
Splendid work Monica..love it..
go on more Stoys lke this..LOL
I didnt do much after spranging, but its still great . We should keep this somewhere special so it never gets lost in the forum.
heheh absolutly fanfuckingtastic oh queen of molestins.....and poor linus sits in his pumkin patch.....he's missing all the fun
hehe you have outdone yourself
well done moreish, totally class. you are the queen of the VR and you now it...
i love it when sally sings that song and i think the boogie man is soo funny!
cool I'm a reindeer. very impressive darling. i laughed myself stupid and copied and pasted it and emailed to all the staff at my work. i think you have some hard core fans at my work now.
lol that is excelent you have a talent and i guess you use it
I'm sure that took some time to compose Moreish. Nice job ;)
`I love it.I don't know if i should be scared or embarrassed...lol
*smooch* everyone thanks
enjoy it pandy!
I'll do another one next week, make sure I find one where I can include more people! this one was very limited!!
*wanders off to max out her credit card*
*prances around with the other coursers in her stilettos"
WOW!!!!!! awesome im awestruck top work mate good luck on the next...
AAAhhha ha ha... lmao.. I knew it was that prick...I met him once ya know..
That was great M...Hung like a whole elf eyyy...
Silly thought. Maybe the title should have been "Twas The NightMoreish Before Xmas" tee hee hee
excelant, that was great *holds side and falls over* X_x
woohoo another one coming up .. this one amused me so I'm sure the other will too!