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God is a man. if he were a woman, then sperm would taste like chocolate

Snerple Derp

Nipple Nazi!

Spring has sprung.
The grass is rizz.
i wonders where
the birdies is?

there on the wing.
now thats absurd,
i thought the wing
was on the bird.

Roses are red
Orchids are black
I like you best
When you lie on your back

Halloween

chocolate is NOT the be-all and end-all of life....its more important than that

Seen on tumblr:

Corn left
Corn at
Corn light

First corn I've seen tonight
Corn I may, corn I might
Corn the corn I corn tonight


It makes me laugh every time I see the stupid post, and I have no idea why. Lol

fahrvergnügen

Random :)

bleeding candles rule

I'm not cleaning that

but why is a rabbit?

lolingo

Bonjour

Lick It
Slam It
Suck It

"If this squid was any more underdone, it would still be talking to Sponge Bob"

Gordon Ramsey

You're all going to die down here

of course the wolf can fly

WAR EAGLE!!!

i wanna play with my ding-a-ling

O.o i shouldnt have read that.

I'M BLIND!!!

soooowwwyyyyy

i couldnt help myself

To perv...or not to perv. That is the question....

I want my two dollars!

i want you lol

The Walking Dead!

*gets my Zombie Killers*

where?

Look! Can you hear that?

no i cant....my right foot is in my left boot

Green beans with almonds are a well balanced side dish

a beer in each hand is a well balanced diet

What? Crackhouse? lol

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i want to beat

Ready for Fall to get here

You did what???

i want me
it was somewhere else
i was someone else at the time

Life is good :)

i gotta take a shower

great

dobedobedo

I need to sleep

It's hot out today.

Rose are red
Winter is cold
Get on your knees
And do as you're told

I'm so..........................happy :)

Spring has sprung.
Da grass is rizz.
I wonders where
da birdies is?

There on the wing,
Now that's obsurd.
I thought the wing
was on the bird.

The smell is in the air October rust
Coming back for more for your lust
There is something about you
Nothing compares to the colors of trees
Nothing like the dirt that smells divine in between my knees
It is a mystical, and I cannot exist with out you
You are my drug of choice , I would die without you so true
The wind falls, the air dances around me
Darkness with the moon sheer delight
I hunger for halloween.

Live and let live

why am i awake?

What time is it?

I like money :)

I like men with money :)

I am so.......wide awake :)

I craving for junk food.

I like weekends :)

It is 1 am and I should be asleep ...

I'm so hungry right now.

Oh so frightened

"Love is evil... spell it backwards I'll show you (evol) "~spacebound by eminem

What in the name of Jeebus' holy balls?

^^ lol that's funny in fact

I feel good.

Tomorrow is Monday and I am not looking forward to it at all

I want to go back.....(flashback 10 years and 3 days ago)

i should be....i know i should be....so why aren't i

do you know?

I don't know much.

Gooey fried egg sandwiches

Egg yolk gardens

Jack, The Pumpkin King...

It's hot

WTH?

Although I been up all night, I'm just not tired.

i would if i could but i cant so i wont

Today just seems so long.

The wind is cruely knocking on my window

drs really enjoy lab ratting people

Lab rats really do enjoy doctoring people.

doors creaking in the night

I don't even know what to say.

Then march lil piggy to the factory

Twizzlers

but why is a rabbit?

Sugar is sweet

But the dough is sour

...and the beer is bitter

Deck the halls
With fallen bodies

Falalalala lala lala

'tis the season
To be jolly

Falalalala lala lala

Now begins our
Day of peril

Falala lalala la la la

We'll go out and
Shoot the ferals

Falalalala lala lala

I need some sleep

People need to leave me alone and stop changing my story.

Is it time for bed

YA GAmes.

Jokes are funny."
Specially when their dark

damn crackheads took all the jobs at Burger King...apparently

one day i chanced to go outside
i canced to look up to the sky
a bird dropped a message in my eye
and i said 'thank god elephants dont fly'

Bunnies stole my candy

Life is funny sometimes.

What is humor

I'm so bored

We have intelligence... but we also show ignorance

I find it funny 😂😂

Boops for everyone!

It's time.....

The end is near

The Future is at hand!

I'm exhausted and idk why

Lost the headphones again.

Very tired

It's cold out

Hungry

What to watch on TV?

That was some gooood homemade beef stew

I should try and get some sleep.

commercials suck

so does a tooth-less budgie lol

meow hiss spat that of a cat

....Y-it's been
One week since you looked at me

Stop throwing severed heads at me!

I love everyone in here.

Am I loved????

Who threw severed heads????

Yeah,probably.

....Cocked your head to the side
and said "I'm angry"

New Halloween movie tomorrow, can't wait :)

"Well slap my ass and call me Charlie"

^^XD LOL

Tired yet I cannot sleep

no, i dont want to

What the? Huh?

what I here our president say blah blah blah buh blah confevyfe?

i want to sleep

Hell yeah...spaghetti night!

Who here likes kink??!!

*puts hand up and runs away*

Umm mm. What???? Lolz

kinky boots

anything random?....oh gawd...the pressure!

One more day!

I never swallow......

i do *weg*

Lol.... Random much......

...tomorrow...

sleepy

Gaming

Zombie attack!!!

DATA BASSING Drop the BAASS!

waiting, waiting, waiting....always waiting

Will it ever stop raining.

hello darkness, my old friend
i bumped into the wall again
i have another lump on my forehead
and all i want is just to go to bed
but i keep bumping into things around the living room
....i think i'll burn this blindfold

What to do today?

Game on PS4 you?

the working class can kiss my ass, coz im a millionaire at last....i wish lmao

Me too
Mice are actually pretty loud

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...

Story Telling

You gotta know when to hold them......

...as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...