Lie of Today: A married woman posting on a dating site saying she's only there for the forums.
Going to see Silent Hill: Revelation 3D in about an hour thanks to all the advertisement on VR promoting the movie. Well actually because I really loved the first one too. :)
Women On Women videos...Gotta love them...And I wonder why she disabled the embedding function? LOL!
Music video FAIL: When the video displaying only the lyrics generate more likes than the actual music video. O.O
Ok, you may have fooled me with the 2 Girls, 1 Cup.....but I'm not falling for 1 Man, 2 Tissues...WTF? O.o
Ok, the funniest thing I've seen of lately are women male bashing men and spending time explaining why they love being single and doing it all on a..... DATING SOCIAL SITE.
Seriously? Oh come on! LMAO!!!
The mind is a very powerful thing. Those that can control the will of others are powerful, but those that can control their own will is Godlike...
King of Trolls caught!!!
Just seen the movie 'Ted'....I swear....I laughed so hard I hit the floor and I think I passed out for about 5 seconds!
" When you hear the sound of thunder,
Don't you get too scared.
Just grab your thunder buddy
And say these magic words:
"Fuck you, thunder!
You can suck my dick!
You can't get me thunder
'Cause you're just God's farts!"
"Who did this to us? Goddamit I'm here on business"....ROTFLMFAOOOOO!!!!!!!
I'm 102% AWESOME with a 2% margin of error. LOL!
The Walking Dead....Tonight! Sweet!
While celebrating with my neighbor our 10 years of being neighbors, he asked me if I missed being in the military. I said, no! He had a look of shock on his face and then began to laugh and ask why. I told him that I joined the Marines in 1987 and from 1987-2011 I’ve been held responsible for everyone under my care or within my department or unit that was junior to me in rank. That’s 24 years of caring for fellow adults whether they were younger than me, my age or older than me. Also, the number of those junior in rank continued to increase as I was promoted. If they got a DUI, if they went UA, if they beat their spouse, if they over slept, if they were found to be out of shape, if they got a freaking speeding ticket while on leave….in some way, I and other leaders had to deal with the issue. I was in charge of 50 Marines or more a few times so going home each night, or for the weekend or over long holidays and hoping not to get a call about one of my Marines having died or killed someone was routine and a bit stressful. So I loved the Corps and I had a lot of fun, but no…I don’t missed being in the military. Furthermore, I was blessed to have zero fatalities of anyone under my care during my tour of duty. AWESOME!!! Here's to zero stress now! :)
So let’s talk about what I refer to as the ‘Holiday Booty’. You know the type. They turn on the charm and lower their standards to ensure they are not alone during the holidays. They are out there right now surveying potential marks to meet the October 31st Halloween deadline just so they can wear a costume to a party where they can then get some free liquor.
Then they roll into Thanksgiving where they get invited to their mark’s buffet style dinner while meeting the mark’s family who they don’t care if they ever see again. They are the ones who claim they are on a diet, but be the one that eats the most and then claim how they are going to have to work it all off. Don’t think they’re going to stick around to help clean up afterwards either.
Then the player gives some extra loving in December to get some Christmas gifts hoping all those hints they have been dropping since October pays off.
Now let’s not forget they have to have someone to take them to a New Year's Eve party to ensure they have a story about how they kissed during the bringing in of the New Year in January just like in the movies. Now whether they kissed you or not when the ball dropped is not that important to them and oh yeah, there will be more free alcohol to have.
Lastly, they turn on the romance to get a gift for V-Day in February knowing good and well that on February 15th they will be saying to their unlucky mark, “We gotta talk”…. So sad!
So watch out for the Holiday Booty and don’t become a Mark!
Happy Holidays!!! :)
This has been a public announcement by LM.
haha.... wow you've met some pretty shitty people....
Ha! This NEVER happened to me....I watch out for those types. But I've seen it happen a lot. LOL!
Think I may have met one this day last year on a certain nameless website ... or maybe not ...
Say it wasn't so....Dayum! :(
I wanted a change of scenery....... so I slept in my Guest Room last night. :)
Hope the Guest didn't mind ;)
Wish I was there:P
My sister would do that sometimes. Her whole house is gorgeous...!
We live in a society where women like the one in the video think they can say and do whatever they want to a man because, "men aren't supposed to hit women."
I have absolutely no sympathy for this woman or any woman like her.
She asked for it and she got it.
Woman enough to hit a Man... Be Woman enough to get hit back....ijs
I didn't see much, as the scene was blurred for most of the time it ran. In any case, people - regardless of gender - need to keep their hands to themself!
(If the busdriver would have restrained himself, he could've had a nice lawsuit on that woman...Also if someone hits you, you have the right to hit them back).
Oh, and for the record...I see shit like this a lot on the buses!
Romantic Comedies are low on my list of types of movies to watch, but 'Someone To Spend The End Of The World With' was worth my time watching. I enjoyed it!
(With Attitude) "All you do is watch movies, play video games, eat, sleep, read books and just do whatever it is the heck you want while I work all day!" ~ Nobody!
....because I gotts it that way! I'm Lord MOGY!
You are a porn scene waiting to happen.
Stop talking about 3/4 of the population of my school!
Mom Who Glued Daughter's Hands to Wall Faces Life in Prison and says only God can judge her????
Mother arrested for tattooing 11-year-old daughter... smh
Van der Sloot gets woman pregnant???
Ok, this takes the term 'Playa' to a whole new level.
Hmmmm, I'm seeing a trend in my social media activities.
"You know yo daddys home... home to play...hey hey hey daddy":P
Gotta love the playa:):)
“Because the way my bank account is setup, the thing is I got a checking and a savings but all the money is in my savings so I got switch it to my checking but it takes 3 business days and I don't think it's gonna go through.” ~ Kevin Hart
So I'm sitting here chillaxing in my boxers watching YouTube videos and I come across Diddy's Dirty Money Party With Kevin Hart. So they have this girl in this tub that is surrounded by candles. Wouldn't you know it....the hottie's (no pun intended) hair caught on fire. She looked like Michael Jackson in that pepsi commercial. You know the one. LMAO!!!!
No really, the temperature dropped so yeah....feeling "cool"...LOL
Agenda for today....Swap Meet, 99 cents store, & Walmart.
Your Journal is suspended. It cannot be viewed by the public until you bring it into compliance with the Dark Network's Terms of Service. After you have brought it into compliance, message a Sentoran for review.
Suspended By: imagesinwords
Suspended On: 14:15:55 - Jul 13 2012
Reason: I didn't approve that suspension removal, and will put it back in place. I told you I would not remove it and you asked someone else to do it. Again, you've gone too far. Sentorans- DO NOT remove this suspension. This suspension is infinite unless overturned by Cancer due to perpetual abuse.
I log on to this everyday ... lies ... never suspended it before so why 'perpetual' .... asked a Sentoran to lift it when I brought it into compliance as I was asked to do but as stated above imagesinwords decided she was right. I explained , I proved I was correct but like most women ... she does not like to admit when she is wrong. Sad But TRUE :(
Dayyyuuummmm! I wonder what did you journal? It must have been Hella Evil! smh.....Knowing you, it probably was.........LMAO!
Hmmm, yeah, that'll do it!
Wait, what? You removed it and still got suspended? Hmmmm, ok...what's the rest of the story? LOL!
Time to wash the vehicles while playing my favorite tunes from the garage.
57 Degs in the morning and only to reach a high of 86 Degs later. It's official, I now have to wear clothes in the morning. Burrr!!!
I'm starving!!! Oh, and I should probably eat something too. ;)
~just cracks the fuck up~
I'm just keeping it real.... LOL!
LOL! Boooobbbbbiiiiieeeessssss Are Magical!
This is taking boredom to a whole new level.
I ate beans from this taco joint and now my stomach is making funny noises. O.o
When it's so funny you can't breath, you have tears in your eyes, you're catching cramps, you're grabbing your head trying to hold in the last ounce of sanity....Yeah, it's just like that!
Damn you DP, Damn you for that name & the video!
Sex or money: What makes you happier?
As if that wasn't already known. LOL!
^^^ I'm sure..
Sex sex and more sex if you're involved...otherwise money if not:P
So I usually shop for a month's worth of food at one time since I HATE grocery shopping, however, that means I mostly have to buy food that has to be frozen. That means thawing it out and then cooking and that takes time. I HATE waiting too, but only for certain things. So the first week I'm eating on ready made food. The 2nd & 3rd week I'm cooking and by the last week I'm eating out most nights because I'm tired of cooking by then. smh.. Life of a single man. Ha!
I abhore shopping. In and out that's how I like it:P
So it DOES only last five minutes? Smh, I though something was wrong with me!
Lol sex jokes:)
"Eat it and love it" That's what she said. LOL
You have to stop feeding these woman cookies!
Only if I get to blow and swallow:P
Learning all these "shittie" sayings on YouTube....
"Fix Yo Shit!"
"That's My Shit!"
"This My Shit!"
"You Ass Aint Shit!"
"Yo Shittie Ass!"
"All Up In My Shit"
"All Up In Yo Shit"
"I'mma Split Yo Shit"
But I like it when u all up in my shit:P
Yeah, and your shit's good too! :p
This is da shit.
Now get in the kitchen and make me a sam'ich! LOL!
HA! What the hell is it with the sammich making? LOL I see it everywhere!
I don't know, but it's hella funny!! LMAO!
This expression is used in my house daily!!
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That so didn't work:(
I totally understood... You want to put the squeeze on me..... LOL!
New month and Adalwulf has been rated! Enjoyed doing it too. :)
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