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00:12 Aug 30 2011
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He's cooking steak and ale pie tonight. Hands up if you're jealous!


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
00:41 Aug 30 2011

I don't know what ale pie is but... Steak mmmmm.



*hand goes up*





Deity
Deity
00:47 Aug 30 2011

Aw, he's so fabulous!





Requiem
Requiem
01:05 Aug 30 2011

Both hands and feet are wiggling in the air.





ThreeOfCups
ThreeOfCups
03:36 Aug 30 2011

Is that pie made with beer? Only a guy would do that!





PAGAN
PAGAN
08:31 Aug 30 2011

steak and ale pie, how terribly British.



*hands up* I'm jealous :P





Joli
Joli
15:27 Aug 30 2011

Yes, he made it with Guiness and it had a pastry top. The gravy inside was so good that it was probably illegal. Served with mashed potatoes and a parsnip puree'. He's amazing :)





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
20:26 Aug 30 2011

He's killing you with love and it must be so easy ;-)





meeper
meeper
03:02 Sep 06 2011

Not going to lie....I feel a bit envious.





RedQueen
RedQueen
01:50 Sep 07 2011

want. RECIPE. please. make him give it to me...lol





 

23:26 Aug 27 2011
Times Read: 591


Read an old entry in Deity's fitness journal. Now I want fish tacos. (Shut up, birra!)


Staaaaaabb...guess what you're cooking tomorrow night.


Yeah, tomorrow. We have to work a charity event tonight. I'll be drooling over fish tacos all night. (Shut up, birra!)


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Deity
Deity
02:29 Aug 28 2011

Fish tacos are mighty tasty. I can't say I blame you. ;)





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
03:13 Aug 28 2011

>.>



I saw those the night she cooked them and was craving shrimp tacos for a whole week afterwards!



:o)





birra
birra
00:17 Sep 02 2011

WHAT did I say???



*snicker*





LiamK
LiamK
16:58 Sep 02 2011

Um... hrm. W' ...ah. One moment. Innuendo explosion.



There's absolutely nowhere appropriate to go with this, is there? Alternative filling? Eating right? Salsa?



I think I'll quit digging before I make an archeological discovery.





Joli
Joli
02:03 Sep 03 2011

shoosh. Canadians don't get sexual innuendos!





LiamK
LiamK
03:48 Sep 03 2011

It seems you are right; I was alluding above to the physiological implications of diets rich in seafood (and other edible aquatic speciese). Would you be so kind as to explain just where in the gutter your mind took you?





 

PRIVATE ENTRY

04:09 Aug 19 2011
Times Read: 606


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21:40 Aug 14 2011
Times Read: 645


Morri posted some beautiful photos in her journal. They made me smile, as did Requiem's comment. I suddenly had the delightful image of God waking early each morning to use His Bedazzler on a sleeping world.





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Requiem
Requiem
23:01 Aug 14 2011

♥ I love it when I wake up to find the world bedazzled with dew!





RedQueen
RedQueen
20:38 Aug 16 2011

*chuckling* I actually HAVE a bedazzler.....lol





ThreeOfCups
ThreeOfCups
03:39 Aug 30 2011

There is nothing in this world you can't bedazzle! I sort of think it would be cool if Morri did a photoshoot with Birra and bedazzled his whole head! (With Swarovski flat backs, of course)





 

22:31 Aug 11 2011
Times Read: 670


Sometimes I just don't understand. Is it a rule for everyone or not?


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LiamK
LiamK
03:37 Aug 14 2011

Which rule?

"Do unto others..."?

"Do not talk about fight club."?



Actually we'll just go with yes.





 

21:09 Aug 11 2011
Times Read: 679


Sponsor Morri in the Dirty Girl race to benefit breast cancer.


She will be covered in mud. There will be pictures. Boobies will be saved.


It's a win-win-win! And did I mention, when you click the link...you get to see boobs. But it's nowhere as cool as the picture you see when your donation is received. Go! Do eet! You know you wanna. All the cool kids are doing it!


Here's her linky-poo!

Sponsor Morri


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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
22:55 Aug 11 2011

I sponsored. :D I think this is great!





Morrigon
Morrigon
03:10 Aug 12 2011

linky-poo lol. I'm going to use that term with a client some day.



OMG people are so freaking generous. I'm freaking out here, I'm so excited for the race and I'm so humbled by the generosity.





Joli
Joli
03:45 Aug 12 2011

We're honored to help. How many times have you helped one of us? You've been SO generous with your gifts and talents. It's your turn to get loved on :)





 

20:47 Aug 11 2011
Times Read: 683


Thank you, Requiem. I now have a new euphemism for sex.


"Yeah, yeah...I KNOW you guys kissed, but did he find Waldo?"


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Requiem
Requiem
22:59 Aug 14 2011

WOMAN! Oh wow you just made me turn PINK!





 

04:02 Aug 07 2011
Times Read: 751


My amazing husband converting a dog pen into a chinchilla playpen! He's so handy...and a complete pushover for the pets. Now Chilla can come downstairs and hang out with us.

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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
04:25 Aug 07 2011

:D It is good to have a handy man about.





Joli
Joli
04:36 Aug 07 2011

He's the best. Look how focused he is...but you can still see dimples, even under his weekend beard!





Requiem
Requiem
20:35 Aug 07 2011

He is a good man. :) HAVE I told you both how very tickled I am that you have each other?





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
21:03 Aug 07 2011

Nooooo, you've broken him!!!





RedQueen
RedQueen
21:13 Aug 07 2011

Ya'll are so cute together- I still wish he would come back and chat again. We miss him here!



But I'll substitute your wand stories until further notice...LOL





 

23:04 Aug 06 2011
Times Read: 771


This is the modern woman's dream! From the past. From the perspective, undoubtedly, of a man. From the past.


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Requiem
Requiem
23:58 Aug 06 2011

o.o That might be handy in a tiny apartment.





... What?





PandorasBx
PandorasBx
02:55 Aug 07 2011

LOL





Sulks
Sulks
08:54 Aug 07 2011

yeah but...where's the lysol dispenser?





RedQueen
RedQueen
21:12 Aug 07 2011

How thee HELL am I supposed to bake cookies on dat damn ting?





NightBlossom
NightBlossom
04:50 Aug 09 2011

I agree, tiny apartment. That would be totally awesome. I want one.





 

23:28 Aug 05 2011
Times Read: 799


Tattoo for a true gentleman. Just imagine how impressed the ladies will be when you strut it in nothing but this tat and your best cowboy boots!


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The heart is extra. I drew it in to protect your delicate sensibilities. I love you THAT much...enough to paint out a stranger's pubes.


Ladies, your man will never have to ask you to "wear something sexy" for him again.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
01:53 Aug 06 2011

That's just lovely, and your heart is truly artistic.





chrysanthemia
chrysanthemia
05:27 Aug 07 2011

I can't see the first one. Waaaa!





chrysanthemia
chrysanthemia
05:28 Aug 07 2011

Ostensibly it was naughty. Oooh!





 

03:50 Aug 05 2011
Times Read: 823


Happily singing along to "Lean on Me" in the car. I sing half a verse:

"We all need somebody"

I pause and wait for Stabb to finish the line...he does:

"To pee-ee on."


So then, we're laughing and singing loudly together while we drive home:

"I just might have a problem that you'd understand

We all need somebody to pee-ee on

Lean on me, when urine's not strong

And I'll be your friend

I'll help you carry on

For it won't be long

'Til I'm gonna need

Somebody to pee-ee on!"


I felt 12 years old again! The dumbest things can be so fun when you do them with someone you love.


:)


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RedQueen
RedQueen
04:53 Aug 05 2011

Lord now I am NEVER gonna get that song outta my head...you and Stabb, I swear...lol





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
08:39 Aug 05 2011

So so right :-)





Sulks
Sulks
09:16 Aug 05 2011

The best fun is being a responsible adult but knowing how and when to mess about like kids do. Freedom in a sense.



Like your song by the way I'm gonna sing it at work :P





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
18:16 Aug 05 2011

urine good company!





birra
birra
23:31 Aug 05 2011

You're starting to sound German...





 

Deep Thoughts by Joli

17:07 Aug 04 2011
Times Read: 854


I was wondering...


Does Sahahria get all pumped up and competitive like Rocky and the "Eye of the Tiger" whenever she hears someone sing "Row, row, row your boat?" Cuz that would be pretty cool.


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sahahria
sahahria
00:03 Aug 05 2011

-.-



Did you at least to the pseudo retard arm motions with the song? Cause yeah, that "turns my crank".



o.O



LOL





Joli
Joli
03:09 Aug 05 2011

I want to ride alongside you in a canoe with an outboard motor. I'll bring girl scouts and we will sing it in rounds through our megaphones to inspire you to bring home the lumber!!!



You feeling that love?





 

You could just scratch out

00:16 Aug 04 2011
Times Read: 904


OK all you pervy people whose journals I read...you saved the day! As some of you know, I work for a food bank and emergency center. To pay our overhead, we have a Thrift Shop.


My donations clerk called me over to look at a donation they had checked and were about to sell: "It's really creepy. When you plug it in...listen."


I hear a crackling sound.


"It glows." Mr **** checked it and wrote on the tag, 'glass rods get very hot.'


Uh oh. I walk over to the box and see 3 glass attachments: one looks like a glass comb, one looks like a finger-sized plunger/shallow bell shape, and one is a long rod. So I ask, "Does it get blue when it glows?"


"Yes! It glows bright blue! We were trying to figure out what it could be." (While saying all this, she's handling the attachments and touching everything.)


"Stop touching it!"


"Why?"


"It's a sex toy."


"WHAT?!"


Oh God, we're a ministry and I have to explain this.


"Um, people use it to kinda shock each other...electricity play for erotic pleasure." (Oh god.)


"You have to be kidding.


Oh god.


*Washes her hands* Here it comes... *sideways look*


"How do YOU know? I've heard of a lot of things but I never heard of this."


"I read about it somewhere."


"Uh huh."


......




Somebody donated a used violet wand to a ministry. I looked it up...it sells retail for $299. We can't sell it.


It kinda begs the question, though...WHY did they donate it? Did it not work up to par? Was there an unfortunate accident? OR...was it accidentally donated? Someone's mom cleaned their room and didn't know what it was. That happens all the time. "My mom donated my green purse by mistake. Do you still have it?"


Are we gonna get a call? "My mom donated my...it's kind of like a curling iron but it glows blue and... um...


I'm just going to say that the inside of the case was lined with a dark fabric that was no longer...pristine. My donations clerks had handled all of it. They are Lady McBething on the antibacterial soap.


The funniest part is this, though...I came in and identified that item 20 seconds before it was tagged to go onto our Thrift Shop floor as: "an electric hair and scalp stimulator." Can't you just picture the little old ladies who would consider it for their sexy bald hunnies? Can you see them laying their little handbags and umbrellas on the table to plug it in to test it? I can! Ah...good stuff :)


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Requiem
Requiem
00:33 Aug 04 2011

o.o AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ::snrk:: AHAHAHAHAHAHA oh WOW AHahahahahahah! ♥





I can see them testing it. :)





LadyKrystalynDarkstar
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
00:38 Aug 04 2011

LMFAO!!!!!!!! omg. I can see the ladies walking out with their hair sticking straight up and their eyes O.O





RedQueen
RedQueen
00:52 Aug 04 2011

ROFLMAO



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*snortsnortsnort*



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*hiccup*



glad to know we is good for something...LMAO





CarnelianMyst
CarnelianMyst
01:05 Aug 04 2011

Thank you! I needed a good giggle and this was it!





ChessMaster
ChessMaster
01:19 Aug 04 2011

-coffee spill through my nose- LMAO





ChessMaster
ChessMaster
01:20 Aug 04 2011

forgot to ask... did they seel it anyway? Or did they call the 'donator? ' to get it back? lol hehehe





Joli
Joli
01:33 Aug 04 2011

It's still on a shelf in the back. Not sure what we'll do with it. Maybe I'll auction it off in my journal ;)





Oceanne
Oceanne
02:58 Aug 04 2011

LMAO!!





RedQueen
RedQueen
06:14 Aug 04 2011

I think you most assuredly do that- donate the money back- I'm sure there are enough perverts here who would love the thing...LMAO





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
08:38 Aug 04 2011

LOL, and there was I thinking the church comes to the rescue by keeping this stuff off the street ..... for a tidy profit!





Sulks
Sulks
08:53 Aug 04 2011

hahaha! I can just picture the looks on these ladies faces when you told them hahaha!





ChasingTheGhost
ChasingTheGhost
23:09 Aug 04 2011

hahahahahahahahaha....... This made my day.





LiamK
LiamK
05:08 Aug 08 2011

maybe you'll... auction it off in your journal?!? Think...



"For sale: 1 moderately used cattle prod/vibrator/anal stimulation apparatus. Good working order. Not very clean. Previous owner unknown."



Oh yes. This will play out splendidly, and not involve anyone contracting a nasty rash. Not even once.








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