He's cooking steak and ale pie tonight. Hands up if you're jealous!
I don't know what ale pie is but... Steak mmmmm.
*hand goes up*
Aw, he's so fabulous!
Both hands and feet are wiggling in the air.
Is that pie made with beer? Only a guy would do that!
steak and ale pie, how terribly British.
*hands up* I'm jealous :P
Yes, he made it with Guiness and it had a pastry top. The gravy inside was so good that it was probably illegal. Served with mashed potatoes and a parsnip puree'. He's amazing :)
He's killing you with love and it must be so easy ;-)
Not going to lie....I feel a bit envious.
want. RECIPE. please. make him give it to me...lol
Read an old entry in Deity's fitness journal. Now I want fish tacos. (Shut up, birra!)
Staaaaaabb...guess what you're cooking tomorrow night.
Yeah, tomorrow. We have to work a charity event tonight. I'll be drooling over fish tacos all night. (Shut up, birra!)
Fish tacos are mighty tasty. I can't say I blame you. ;)
I saw those the night she cooked them and was craving shrimp tacos for a whole week afterwards!
WHAT did I say???
Um... hrm. W' ...ah. One moment. Innuendo explosion.
There's absolutely nowhere appropriate to go with this, is there? Alternative filling? Eating right? Salsa?
I think I'll quit digging before I make an archeological discovery.
shoosh. Canadians don't get sexual innuendos!
It seems you are right; I was alluding above to the physiological implications of diets rich in seafood (and other edible aquatic speciese). Would you be so kind as to explain just where in the gutter your mind took you?
Morri posted some beautiful photos in her journal. They made me smile, as did Requiem's comment. I suddenly had the delightful image of God waking early each morning to use His Bedazzler on a sleeping world.
♥ I love it when I wake up to find the world bedazzled with dew!
*chuckling* I actually HAVE a bedazzler.....lol
There is nothing in this world you can't bedazzle! I sort of think it would be cool if Morri did a photoshoot with Birra and bedazzled his whole head! (With Swarovski flat backs, of course)
Sponsor Morri in the Dirty Girl race to benefit breast cancer.
She will be covered in mud. There will be pictures. Boobies will be saved.
It's a win-win-win! And did I mention, when you click the link...you get to see boobs. But it's nowhere as cool as the picture you see when your donation is received. Go! Do eet! You know you wanna. All the cool kids are doing it!
Here's her linky-poo!
I sponsored. :D I think this is great!
linky-poo lol. I'm going to use that term with a client some day.
OMG people are so freaking generous. I'm freaking out here, I'm so excited for the race and I'm so humbled by the generosity.
We're honored to help. How many times have you helped one of us? You've been SO generous with your gifts and talents. It's your turn to get loved on :)
:D It is good to have a handy man about.
He's the best. Look how focused he is...but you can still see dimples, even under his weekend beard!
He is a good man. :) HAVE I told you both how very tickled I am that you have each other?
Nooooo, you've broken him!!!
Ya'll are so cute together- I still wish he would come back and chat again. We miss him here!
But I'll substitute your wand stories until further notice...LOL
o.o That might be handy in a tiny apartment.
yeah but...where's the lysol dispenser?
How thee HELL am I supposed to bake cookies on dat damn ting?
I agree, tiny apartment. That would be totally awesome. I want one.
Tattoo for a true gentleman. Just imagine how impressed the ladies will be when you strut it in nothing but this tat and your best cowboy boots!
The heart is extra. I drew it in to protect your delicate sensibilities. I love you THAT much...enough to paint out a stranger's pubes.
Ladies, your man will never have to ask you to "wear something sexy" for him again.
Happily singing along to "Lean on Me" in the car. I sing half a verse:
"We all need somebody"
I pause and wait for Stabb to finish the line...he does:
"To pee-ee on."
So then, we're laughing and singing loudly together while we drive home:
"I just might have a problem that you'd understand
We all need somebody to pee-ee on
Lean on me, when urine's not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to pee-ee on!"
I felt 12 years old again! The dumbest things can be so fun when you do them with someone you love.
Lord now I am NEVER gonna get that song outta my head...you and Stabb, I swear...lol
So so right :-)
The best fun is being a responsible adult but knowing how and when to mess about like kids do. Freedom in a sense.
Like your song by the way I'm gonna sing it at work :P
urine good company!
You're starting to sound German...
I was wondering...
Does Sahahria get all pumped up and competitive like Rocky and the "Eye of the Tiger" whenever she hears someone sing "Row, row, row your boat?" Cuz that would be pretty cool.
Did you at least to the pseudo retard arm motions with the song? Cause yeah, that "turns my crank".
I want to ride alongside you in a canoe with an outboard motor. I'll bring girl scouts and we will sing it in rounds through our megaphones to inspire you to bring home the lumber!!!
You feeling that love?
OK all you pervy people whose journals I read...you saved the day! As some of you know, I work for a food bank and emergency center. To pay our overhead, we have a Thrift Shop.
My donations clerk called me over to look at a donation they had checked and were about to sell: "It's really creepy. When you plug it in...listen."
I hear a crackling sound.
"It glows." Mr **** checked it and wrote on the tag, 'glass rods get very hot.'
Uh oh. I walk over to the box and see 3 glass attachments: one looks like a glass comb, one looks like a finger-sized plunger/shallow bell shape, and one is a long rod. So I ask, "Does it get blue when it glows?"
"Yes! It glows bright blue! We were trying to figure out what it could be." (While saying all this, she's handling the attachments and touching everything.)
"Stop touching it!"
"It's a sex toy."
Oh God, we're a ministry and I have to explain this.
"Um, people use it to kinda shock each other...electricity play for erotic pleasure." (Oh god.)
"You have to be kidding.
*Washes her hands* Here it comes... *sideways look*
"How do YOU know? I've heard of a lot of things but I never heard of this."
"I read about it somewhere."
Somebody donated a used violet wand to a ministry. I looked it up...it sells retail for $299. We can't sell it.
It kinda begs the question, though...WHY did they donate it? Did it not work up to par? Was there an unfortunate accident? OR...was it accidentally donated? Someone's mom cleaned their room and didn't know what it was. That happens all the time. "My mom donated my green purse by mistake. Do you still have it?"
Are we gonna get a call? "My mom donated my...it's kind of like a curling iron but it glows blue and... um...
I'm just going to say that the inside of the case was lined with a dark fabric that was no longer...pristine. My donations clerks had handled all of it. They are Lady McBething on the antibacterial soap.
The funniest part is this, though...I came in and identified that item 20 seconds before it was tagged to go onto our Thrift Shop floor as: "an electric hair and scalp stimulator." Can't you just picture the little old ladies who would consider it for their sexy bald hunnies? Can you see them laying their little handbags and umbrellas on the table to plug it in to test it? I can! Ah...good stuff :)
o.o AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ::snrk:: AHAHAHAHAHAHA oh WOW AHahahahahahah! ♥
I can see them testing it. :)
LMFAO!!!!!!!! omg. I can see the ladies walking out with their hair sticking straight up and their eyes O.O
glad to know we is good for something...LMAO
Thank you! I needed a good giggle and this was it!
-coffee spill through my nose- LMAO
forgot to ask... did they seel it anyway? Or did they call the 'donator? ' to get it back? lol hehehe
It's still on a shelf in the back. Not sure what we'll do with it. Maybe I'll auction it off in my journal ;)
I think you most assuredly do that- donate the money back- I'm sure there are enough perverts here who would love the thing...LMAO
LOL, and there was I thinking the church comes to the rescue by keeping this stuff off the street ..... for a tidy profit!
hahaha! I can just picture the looks on these ladies faces when you told them hahaha!
hahahahahahahahaha....... This made my day.
maybe you'll... auction it off in your journal?!? Think...
"For sale: 1 moderately used cattle prod/vibrator/anal stimulation apparatus. Good working order. Not very clean. Previous owner unknown."
Oh yes. This will play out splendidly, and not involve anyone contracting a nasty rash. Not even once.
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