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20:40 Dec 31 2008
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Liam: speaking of tea, I seem to be off on a green tea kick of some sort... who the hell saw that coming


Joli: oooh. I LOVE jasmine tea. That's my favorite


Liam : I still resist consuming garden flowers


Joli: oh, it's sooooo good


Liam: I think it was getting some time out of the city giving me access to wild edibles that are... edible. I drank a lot of pine tea. Guess I missed the chlorophil


Joli: that sounds awful


Liam: Yeah, they all say that. They change their minds once they actually try it, though. It's clear, quite mild, and disgustingly healthy


Liam: vitamin content through the roof


Joli: nooo thanks, here, we mop our floors with that "tea"


Joli: crazy Canadians (That's a JOKE, eh?)


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birra
birra
21:08 Dec 31 2008

History lesson - the Native Americans showed French explorers how to fend of scurvy by drinking pine tea...



They took this knowledge back to France, and the medical community at the time laughed at the idea and dismissed it as witchdoctory.



This was at a time when the British "Limeys" had supreme dominance over the waterways and French sailors were dying by the hundreds due to scurvy.



Don't knock it.





Joli
Joli
21:18 Dec 31 2008

but birra...tea...made from...pine. Pine TEA, birra! aughhh



Have you seen any big outbreaks of scurvy lately? hmmm? No, you haven't. He's passing up lovely jasmine tea and willingly drinking floor cleaner. and he points and yells "bourgeoisie!" when I add a few ice cubes and sugar to my tea. He's lucky he's cute and has that little accent thing going!





Joli
Joli
21:22 Dec 31 2008

Liam: yeah... they were at war with that tribe, so after they recovered from scurvey they killed them and captured the leaders

Liam: (who had helped them out personally)

Liam: french people are awesome

Joli: awwww...now you're doing it, too! We'll have the french all pissed off, too. Hissing under their berets and waving loaves of french bread menacingly at us as we pass by :(





Joli
Joli
21:23 Dec 31 2008

Liam: bourgeoisie? more like "bloody colonials"

Joli: Racist!





 

01:21 Dec 31 2008
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What is the most reckless thing you have ever done? (Just pick one.) What were the circumstances/ why did you do it? Are you proud of having done it? Ashamed? Or do you have other thoughts associated with that moment in time? Was there a price to be paid for having done it or did you "get away with it?" Would you do it again? Why or why not?


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StoneCrow
StoneCrow
02:02 Dec 31 2008

I won't do the 'this one time at bandcamp' routine :P



I will say this. In Kuwait, we (being two crazy young men) drove through a minefield and did donuts in a hummer. Yup, pretty dumb.



Why we did it was because we could...ok, truth is, it was a dare.



Proud? Ummm, no. Ashamed? Likewise, no. I have never felt more alive.

Price? Besides the FN terror of the moment? None.



Would I do it again? Yes...IF I did not have kids. Which I did not at the time I did it.



One other is weaving in and out of traffic on the 495 doing 140...lol. This was recent, so I can't say anything other than midlife...lmao.





Morrigon
Morrigon
02:37 Dec 31 2008

That's really hard... I think I'll have to think about it.



I've lived a sheltered life compared to some.



It was probably... The decision to pack a bag and go on a trip hundreds of miles away from anyone I know with a person I met in person only once before at a dinner. I'm so glad I did it, that leap of faith has brought such an amazing chapter to my life.






Ockham
Ockham
03:05 Dec 31 2008

I got married. :/





Irony
Irony
03:08 Dec 31 2008

I snuck out of the house while my parents were on vacation (after they called to make sure I was home) with my then boyfriend. We drove up to the mountains and started climbing one at around 1am because we wanted to see the sun rise.



When we got to the top, there was a sort of an outcrop where the mountain had started to erode. I walked out onto that outcrop, sat down on it with my legs either side of it (yes, it was that narrow) and watched the sun rise while dangling my legs over a very far below ground.



It was totally worth it, it is a memory that will be burned into my mind til my dying day. I would do it again in a heartbeat if my body was willing, but I am glad I managed to do it at all:)



I am proud of it because I can now take "See a sunrise from the top of a mountain" off my list.



Interestingly, I found a tiny seashell at the top and to this day I wonder how it got there!





KCRC
KCRC
04:20 Dec 31 2008

Well, it wasn't totally my idea but I could have bailed out before it started.



I rode down I-95 in Miami at about 70 MPH on the hood of a Camaro. I was really drunk at the time.



I can't say I am either ashamed or proud, there were no repercussions as A) I held on with a firm "Kung-Fu Grip" so I didn't fall to my death and B) We were not observed by the Men and Women of Law Enforcement. I sure as hell would not do that again. Why...I was lucky I didn't die and, anyway, I never get that drunk anymore!





 

Resolving

07:35 Dec 30 2008
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I love New Year's resolutions. The new year is always a great time to clear the slate...to begin something you've wanted to do for a long time. To quit something you've needed to let go of for a long time. To plan for that trip. To volunteer for that cause.


I want your resolutions, so give em to me! Here's a tip...if you're planning something general like starting an exercise program or losing weight, make it a bit more specific, like: I will walk 20 minutes a day 3x per week.


So list those resolutions in comments! I want to see your fresh new starts!


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Beastt17
Beastt17
07:50 Dec 30 2008

I'm going to start by trying the sweet potato and banana, and proceed very cautiously from there. My diet could use a good swift kick in a healthier direction. It's not at the top of my list. In fact, compared to some things it's totally insignificant. But from small beginnings... well, we'll see.





PandorasBx
PandorasBx
08:00 Dec 30 2008

I'm trying to be nicer to other VR members, the ones I don't get along with as I would like to mend fences. I've already started but they aren't biting lol....





Everdene
Everdene
10:02 Dec 30 2008

I achieved my main resolutions for 2008 - I lost two stone in weight and I passed my last professional exam. This year I want to get down to 13st, run an organised 10k race (I havent done so in at least 5 years), and r-eenact another historical period (that was a 2008 resolution that I didnt achieve)





StoneCrow
StoneCrow
12:49 Dec 30 2008

2009 will be my coming of age year. I will be 40. That being said, it will be a year of new starts for me. First and foremost is the business. I resolve to make at least $550 a day and/or 4 new customers per day. I will seek out a new niche every two weeks for consideration and implementation into a business online. Healthwise, I resolve to migrate to a vegetarian eating life style, taking small incremental steps to overall better health. Exercisewise, I resolve to continue to lift and do aerobic type activities within the capability of past injury. I resolve to meet more people and learn to be a better friend to the ones I already have. I resolve to make a different in the world by contributing to Habitat for Humanity this year by donating my time and energy to the building of a house for someone less fortunate. I resolve this year to let go the things I cannot change and embrace the things I do well in to enhance my life the lives of others.





birra
birra
14:53 Dec 30 2008

I resolve to work more and rest less. Sleep is for the weak! Eating is unecessary! I can live on coffee, rum and gumption!



I will start my plans for world domination - the first stage will be to get all the people of my community to revere me as a god, and then we will branch out to the city.. the county.. then Canada!



...there are less of them and they seem more gullible.



I will find the fountain of youth and the holy grail. Once I have obtained immortality, I will be unstoppable!



MMMUUUUUWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



*cough - cough* *ahem*



I might delay some of these until 2010....





Joli
Joli
19:22 Dec 30 2008

Beastt, the awesome thing about that first meal is that Dr. McDougall calls it "Sweet Beginnings." Also, it's wonderful and you'll love it.





Joli
Joli
19:23 Dec 30 2008

Pandora, what a great resolution. Making amends is one of the most adult motivations I know.





Joli
Joli
19:25 Dec 30 2008

Everdene, your successes are inspirational. I may talk to you from time to time this year when my motivation wanes. I'd love to know more about the historical re-enactment...what period? Where? In what venue?





Joli
Joli
19:28 Dec 30 2008

Stonecrow, you're digging deep. Your scope is wide, but the true focus at its core is very focused. You are not only "coming of age," but becoming clay. You are reaching for that teachable spirit within. Very admirable.





Joli
Joli
19:38 Dec 30 2008

birra, you don't already live on rum and gumption?! You know what's funny? If you DID dominate the world, I would be proud to live in your new world order. (P.S. Canada really SHOULD be annexed anyway. It's so messy hovering up there thinking it's a country. We could pave it and make it a huge theme park. Long overdue...I like the way you think.)





Irony
Irony
20:37 Dec 30 2008

Mine are as follows:)



To lose 100lbs before next christmas.

To make my hand work well enough that I can draw using a pen.

To make my body work enough that I can clean my house (and god knows it needs cleaning)

To work on my portfolio.

To spend more time with my family.

To be thankful for what I have in life.



Finally, to stop stressing like Chicken Little all the damn time:P





Joli
Joli
01:26 Dec 31 2008

Irony, if I were God, you'd be excused from believing you ever needed to make another resolution. You are as dear and good as I would ever have another human being. I love you, precious girl.





LaceworkLacerations
LaceworkLacerations
01:27 Dec 31 2008

I've resolved to stry doing more crunches every day, to really trim down my waist so I can feel better about myself. The exercise feels good and it won't hurt my looks.





LaceworkLacerations
LaceworkLacerations
01:37 Dec 31 2008

Also resolve to read things more thoroughly. Didn't notice that comment about paving down my country and making an amusement park.



Sorry, for whatever it is we did to you.





Morrigon
Morrigon
01:52 Dec 31 2008

I resolve to not need to make resolutions to change anything in my life.



I will push myself harder to get my photography off the ground.



I will stop taking other people so seriously and focus on the worthwhile.





Morrigon
Morrigon
02:25 Dec 31 2008

I also resolve to read things better and NOT take things so seriously just because I want to be mad at someone *smiles*





Joli
Joli
03:59 Dec 31 2008

DISCLAIMER: I love Canada. Anything offensive in here about Canada is a JOKE! (Except to you, Liam, friend and Canadian par excellence...ice definitely belongs in tea and if I want it hot, putting a cup in the microwave DOES SO taste just fine. And you DO say aboot no matter how much you try to deny it. P.S. It's completely cute and if you ever stop, I'll boot you aboot the arse!)





Joli
Joli
04:06 Dec 31 2008

Morri, when you need me, I'm here. Right behind you with my arms ready to hug you and my foot ready to boot your butt along. Both things when you need them, cuz we's perfice friends. (That posture really screws my balance, btw. I look like the Karate Kid after drinking a diet coke roofie.)





 

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06:08 Dec 29 2008
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Merry New Orleans Christmas

00:48 Dec 25 2008
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Every Christmas for as long as I can remember, my mom would cook the gumbo and get a little tipsy listening to Benny Grunch and the Bunch. Her favorite was "The aluminum tree in the pitcha window." This is a New Orleans group and as traditional to us as dressing (with oysters.)


The quality isn't great, but I hope you like it. I'll have my autographed copy of this album on in the car for our drive to mom's house. The girls and I will definitely sing along, especially to "Norris the Nocturnal Nutria." Good times. "Yat" comes from the local greeting, "Where y'at?" So, people from New Orleans are yats ;)







This one looks back to New Orleans nostalgically post Katrina. Over By You Mom and Em actually chokes me up. My grandparents' house and neighborhood are gone. At Christmas, as we look forward, these thoughts are not far from our minds.







If I have enough wine tonight, I might record the Cajun Night Before Christmas for you all! From my home to yours, Merry Christmas.

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BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
01:12 Dec 25 2008

A safe and wonderful Xmas to you and yours.





Silverbow
Silverbow
01:40 Dec 25 2008

I look forward to hearing that Telling!!



Be safe and know you and yours are cherished and loved.



From my home to yours. Happy Holidays.





Beastt17
Beastt17
05:32 Dec 25 2008

Merry Christmas, Joli.





Sinora
Sinora
11:36 Dec 25 2008

Merry Christmas to you and yours.





birra
birra
17:16 Dec 25 2008

Enjoy your holiday Jo!





LadyChordewa
LadyChordewa
19:41 Dec 26 2008

Merry Christmas to you and yours dearest.



meeper
meeper
18:06 Dec 28 2008

Part of me always wonders why anyone would live in a place ripe for disaster, but moving on or out would destroy such a unqiue culture. A Cajun spin on the Night Before Christmas- sounds delightful.





 

23:36 Dec 24 2008
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I never want to lose this face and this expression. I am actually coming up with ways to make Morri look at me this way. I spun a bunch of puns at her today, searching for the weak seams :)

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16:23 Dec 19 2008
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Explaining the avatar


It was made for me some time ago when I mentioned to Ockham that I needed a chocolate IV drip because I was knee-deep in stress. If you look closely, you'll see that the chocolate plasma bag is labeled.

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It's an IV of liquid Lindor truffles! How do I love thee, Ockham? Happy PMS Girl! Furthermore, if I WERE a vampire, you could have my share of blood; I'd sink my fangs into these lovely balls of chocolatey heaven and drain them until they crumpled like Fay Wray!


Come to me, my dear...I vant to suck your truffle.


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Xzavier
Xzavier
16:36 Dec 19 2008

Hey you stole that last line from me! lol jk



Great image and nice story.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
17:04 Dec 19 2008

Hmmm... have you tried them in white chocolate? Oct is the only time I can find them but still...Oh My Gods!!



*eyes half close and grin comes to her face just thinking of them*





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
17:10 Dec 19 2008

You just summed up love..





moonkissed
moonkissed
17:14 Dec 19 2008

LOL, completely cute!





Sinora
Sinora
19:53 Dec 19 2008

Yep, I got some hidden away...but not for long lol





Irony
Irony
07:40 Dec 20 2008

I am holding out for Occam truffles myself. I plan on caressing them at nights and breathing them in and every so often taking one from their number. The others may never know what happened to it. Perhaps they will choose to think of my hand as the hand of a truffly god taking the faithful to heaven. Little truffle stories will grow about how a young truffle, if it is very good and chocolatey all its life, will get chosen by the hand that comes from the sky and the afterlife will be warm and satisfying.



I am procrastinating.



I should get back to painting.



I want truffles.



*kiss*





StoneCrow
StoneCrow
18:15 Dec 24 2008

~puts on shoes and heads to store for nummies~





 

02:40 Dec 19 2008
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Joli: Say something sexually harassing

birra: poblano pepper

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Morrigon
Morrigon
02:44 Dec 19 2008

O.o





StoneCrow
StoneCrow
12:10 Dec 19 2008

Heh, I had to look that one up. A mild pepper from Mexico...lol.





Nicnivian
Nicnivian
14:15 Dec 19 2008

*phew* glad they cleared that up! And all this time I thought Harass was two words!!





 

ThothLeRalphie

21:33 Dec 17 2008
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Yep, he DOES look like a de-ranged Easter bunny! Thanks, Aunt Clara

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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
22:04 Dec 17 2008

awww...

I'll wear it when you come over.

but ONLY when you come over.



I like this Fan Club banner you made for me:



I heart ThothLestat



you spoil me.

*fart*





birra
birra
22:25 Dec 17 2008

But.. but... where is the accordion?





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
22:33 Dec 17 2008

that's a different psychopath.





Joli
Joli
22:48 Dec 17 2008

Do you know what's sad? I actually downloaded software to do that crappy face swap. I spent way more time on it than it looks like, and it's all watermarked. It sucks being PhotoShopPhobic :(



The fan banner is a fraud...everyone knows I would have lisped. sheesh.





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
06:01 Dec 18 2008

i know!

i made that myself -- in MS Paint!



w00tacular!

I party like it's 1995.

*picks nose*





 

21:26 Dec 17 2008
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96% of our DNA and now they have our tools!


Ok, what separates us from the animals again? I keep forgetting.

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Beastt17
Beastt17
22:27 Dec 17 2008

Perhaps we have 96% of their DNA (more in some cases). ;-)



I think the tools were definitely ours to start with. In defining theft, ARS begins "Any person who...". Can't charge him with a crime.





 

19:36 Dec 17 2008
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This was in the journal of a VR member:

What a great idea. It is high time we have our own "dictionanary"


"Vampire vocabulary dictionanary


Yes is wa, No is za.

T is I re is am.

We have to be indepence from Humans.

Independence.

Their brains are abnormal our brains are normal."



Joli: T can't help but zatice that you aren't using our special vocabulary.

Morrigon: I'll strangle you

Joli: Za!

Morrigon: hehe



I shared the awesomeness with Ockham


Joli: Ockham!

Joli: I have beauteousness for you

Ockham: :(

Ockham: your gifts are usually cloaked in daggers and spite


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Irony
Irony
21:04 Dec 17 2008

Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Poor Ockham, his eyes must have bled:(





Beastt17
Beastt17
22:29 Dec 17 2008

Za way!!





 

23:23 Dec 11 2008
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This was too good to pass up:


Stabb: If I'm not paying enough attention to you, it's because I'm trying to figure out how to remove this Trojan


Me: Pinch the tip and roll it down slowly.


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birra
birra
23:27 Dec 11 2008

Uh..no.. that's the way you put one on.



To remove it, you pinch the tip and pull as hard as you can while standing over your partner...



:p





STABB666
STABB666
23:32 Dec 11 2008

Trojan is the extra large size, right?





Morrigon
Morrigon
23:33 Dec 11 2008

No no no, you're thinking "Magnum"





meeper
meeper
02:45 Dec 12 2008

LMAO





Sevenn
Sevenn
17:49 Dec 12 2008

gross





Angelus
Angelus
18:00 Dec 16 2008

Trojan?? As in Greeks??





moonkissed
moonkissed
17:16 Dec 19 2008

OMG! no you didn't! too funny.





 

Snow Dog

20:17 Dec 11 2008
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Mom, I saw all the fun Pai had. At first, I wasn't so sure, but then, I thought, "Holy cow! This stuff I usually shed all over the house...it's...FUR! It all makes sense now!


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STABB666
STABB666
20:24 Dec 11 2008

Awesome!



He looks soo cute!



At last, his reason for being furry is explained. All those therapy shaving sessions weren't needed after all. ;)





birra
birra
20:38 Dec 11 2008

Put a sled on that boy!



MUSH!



Heh.. looks like he had fun! It's probably melted already...





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
21:48 Dec 11 2008

He is so cute! I love that doggy.



But still



*yells out in a mommy voice*



Get out of the road!! You want to get hit again!



lol





Beastt17
Beastt17
21:49 Dec 11 2008

Wow! You're actually getting an accumulation (well, by Arizona standards).



Girl... dog... camera... snow. Wonderful combination. You have some really nice shots here. I love the action shots with him running.





LadyChordewa
LadyChordewa
22:10 Dec 11 2008

He looks wonderfully healthy and just in time for Christmas. What a wonderful gift!!!



Morrigon
Morrigon
22:40 Dec 11 2008

Snow is great fun for doggies!



Except those with short hair... >.>





Silverbow
Silverbow
04:28 Dec 12 2008

He is looking very good. :) Great pictures, I am jealouse, you have snow.. :D





Sevenn
Sevenn
17:52 Dec 12 2008

I rescind my previous comment about no snow. That's snow. In New Orleans. Bizarre. Jesus is on the way.





Angelus
Angelus
18:02 Dec 16 2008

..weird weather??

Now c'mon.. who didn't sign the Kyoto Accord??





moonkissed
moonkissed
17:17 Dec 19 2008

oh it looks like he had a blast!





STABB666
STABB666
20:19 Dec 19 2008

It's actually the Kyoto Protocol and America did sign, but just hasn't ratified it.



Wanted to be sure we were clear on that.



:)





 

It's SNOWING! In...New Orleans?!

15:34 Dec 11 2008
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You have to understand...this NEVER happens! As birra put it, "It's a Christmas miracle!" (You have to say that in a girly goofy voice.) I'll get more pics soon...there's so much more even since I took these.


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birra
birra
15:42 Dec 11 2008

It's practically a BLIZZARD!



Heh.



Of course, I look at it and think.. "FEH. That's not snow!"



Get the girls and Meatball dressed up in Santa attire and take some pictures - instant holiday cards.





Morrigon
Morrigon
15:49 Dec 11 2008

Heheh that's so awesome.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
16:09 Dec 11 2008

You took my snow!!



*looks out at the rain*



Dang you.... dang you to snow cream!





moonkissed
moonkissed
16:50 Dec 11 2008

yeah snow!!! enjoy it then. oh and don't try to drive.





Sinora
Sinora
17:29 Dec 11 2008

Poor meatball looks as if he's not quite sure if he should enjoy it or not lol





Sevenn
Sevenn
17:38 Dec 11 2008

Meatball! cute! Oh...here is a message from Idaho...thats not snow. LOL





StoneCrow
StoneCrow
18:03 Dec 11 2008

Wow, that is soooo cool! I am a little envious too, we get lots rain but no white stuffs :(





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
20:46 Dec 11 2008

Awesomeness.





 

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01:54 Dec 08 2008
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Hannity's America (Beyond Belief) - FOX News Channel

Night Neighbors: Could you be living next to a vampire? - December 7, 2008


Anshar Seraphim & Michelle Belanger will be on Hannity’s America – Beyond Belief on the FOX News Channel on Sunday, December 7th @ 9 PM EST


The FOX News Channel is on digital cable and satellite, not your local FOX station. If you don't have access to digital cable or satellite you can watch it after it airs at:

Beyond Belief


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meeper
meeper
16:34 Dec 08 2008

Whatever happened to real news?





StoneCrow
StoneCrow
17:32 Dec 09 2008

This in on par with the story about Washington State putting up an 'anti-religion' sign at the capital. BillyO had a fit...lol. Darn founding fathers o.0





 

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21:38 Dec 07 2008
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21:30 Dec 07 2008
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Holy crap, Sevenn...you were right! They ARE practicing to take over the world! I have exclusive video of their training course. We are so doomed.




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STABB666
STABB666
21:34 Dec 07 2008

The mean American grey squirrels have already invaded the UK and pushed back the gallant forces of our reds...






Joli
Joli
21:41 Dec 07 2008

It's the second wave of our colonial plan.



We held our fire ’til we see’d their faces well.

Then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave ‘em … well



We fired our guns and the British kept a’comin.

There wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago

We fired once more and they began to runnin’ on

Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico





STABB666
STABB666
21:43 Dec 07 2008

Y'all gonna try that shit with the Mexicans too?






Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
22:57 Dec 07 2008

Wait- he did all that just for some peanuts? Sure he is an American? Now the candy bar I can see... lol





Joli
Joli
23:00 Dec 07 2008

I love it, VW!





StoneCrow
StoneCrow
23:18 Dec 07 2008

Gads, those things need a union!





Beastt17
Beastt17
05:51 Dec 08 2008

Actual video of the secret Squirr'Al Qaeda training camp.





Sevenn
Sevenn
19:28 Dec 10 2008

Those dirty little bastids. Glad you are doing your part to warn people, Jo.





 

The Morri playground. Mine!

17:22 Dec 06 2008
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Why do I love Morri? And make no mistake, I do love her. Because she adds moments like this to my life. (Image and words taken from the portfolio of Morrigon here on Vampire Rave.)

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To have her to myself...to know this woman... brings great value to my life. I treasure you, Morri, for the laughter you bring to me and the eyes you sometimes let me peek through.


The girl who brings profound images and words is the same girl who has conversations like this with me:


Joli : I have to run off and make pigs in the blanket for Allie and a friend she has over to watch a movie

Morrigon: mmm

Morrigon: ok, have fun, don't burn anything

Morrigon: friggin' elbow pimples

Morrigon: are you kidding me???

Joli: told you

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Beastt17
Beastt17
00:16 Dec 07 2008

So? She had yet another moment of pure intellectual and artistic genius. She managed again to match a somewhat ordinary image, photographed with the skill of an artist, and put it together with words that transcend the image itself and blend the image to her mind's eye. Is massive, elegant, brilliance in combining artistic media any reason to...



..yeah, okay. Fine!





Morrigon
Morrigon
01:35 Dec 07 2008

That was a big elbow pimple too. Just ask my Dad.





Irony
Irony
01:47 Dec 07 2008

Elbow pimples? Ouch! That sounds like curse material. I may well consider this when next laying down hefty curses on people who have gotten on my nerves. Instead of crabs the size of camels infesting their pants, I will smite them down with elbow pimples:D





 

15:56 Dec 06 2008
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Morri and Birra made me snow videos! Loooooove!


I woke up and had a message from birra to go look at two videos. It was birra shoveling snow and Morri filming (clever girl!).


What an awesome way to start my day. You two are so cute. Thank you. If I can't have snow, it's a great gift to have friends who will share theirs with me. I love you guys!


Morri...next time, get more footage of his butt. The trees are great...love the sidewalk, but seriously, more birra butt! :)


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Morrigon
Morrigon
17:06 Dec 06 2008

You got it ma'am.



Heh heh...Today I have a mission...





Ockham
Ockham
21:11 Dec 06 2008

Snow is the devil's frozen urine, for those of us who actually have to deal with the stuff regularly. :|





Morrigon
Morrigon
01:37 Dec 07 2008

Wise words.



Verrrry wise words....





birra
birra
15:00 Dec 07 2008

Ugh... no can do, we can't afford the wide angle lens required for more birra butt...



Maybe if morri just stands about a block down the street while filming...





STABB666
STABB666
21:57 Dec 07 2008

I like the black and white better....makes his butt look arty and sexy.





 

PRIVATE ENTRY

00:14 Dec 06 2008
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Catching up with O

01:30 Dec 02 2008
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Disclaimer: This is a conversation between myself and Ockham. It is all in fun. If you see yourself in here, please laugh... If you don't have the ability to laugh at yourself, I'm really sorry. Absolutely everything here is silly.



Joli : Oh wow...I saw a great poster today

Joli : “EMO. It's like Goth, but for pussies.”

Ockham : hahaha

Joli : I LOVE it

Joli : (Gives Ockham a link)

Ockham : OW

Joli : Look at the image...first on the page.It's priceless

Joli : look at that guy!

Ockham : I can't get past the user pic

Joli : Actually, the avatar is intriguing in that same way the "Darth using a water filter at the beach" picture is. It makes so little sense that I can't stop looking

Ockham : it's terrifying

Joli : yeah...bunny ears, a toilet and an accordion

Joli : I've had more soothing nightmares

Ockham : that man has hunted

Ockham : that man has *killed*

Joli : LOL

Joli : I suspect he may be cool

Joli : He's said a kind word or two to me

Ockham : those eyes are not windows into a consciousness. They are the gateway to a psychopath, a man who doesn't even know what remorse involves.

Joli : but...bunny ears

Ockham : disguise

Joli : cute lil bunny ears

Ockham : bet there's a switchblade hidden in them

Joli : aww...if he wears bunny ears, surely that's a sign that he's gentle

Ockham : you're falling for it :(

Ockham : I don't want to see your face on a milk carton, Jo

Ockham : "Have you seen our little Jo? Last seen cooing about bunny ears" :(

Ockham : then we'll get the call from the police, your body found in a ditch, covered with dozens of switchblade lacerations

Joli : I think the correct interpretation here is, "Hello, I am a gentle man who likes warm animals and the soothing strains of music. Pardon my dirty legs as I have just finished gardening. Shall I play for you, my dear?"

Ockham : The police will shake their heads and sigh, saying "If only more women knew the warning signs."

Ockham : I can't save you, can I? :(

Joli : He looks lonely. Maybe he needs a ride.

Ockham : he wants you to join him for a ride

Ockham : in his van

Joli : hahahaha

Ockham : it's got "FREE CANDY" written on it

Joli : He's probably just misunderstood

Ockham : The inside of the van contains no candy

Joli : Your problem is that you're so quick to judge!

Ockham : but it does hold the last weeping memories of many little boys' anal virginities :(

Joli : You're a bad man to envision such a thing. He liked my flower picture caption!

Joli : That surely means something good

Ockham : He's going to rape you in his van and dump you in a ditch :( :( :( :( :( :(

Ockham : I am trying to save you :(

Joli : I bet he writes poetry

Ockham : but I cannot :( you refuse to listen, taken in by the Pied Piper's clarion accordion tune.

Joli : just look at that tortured expression

Ockham : it's tortured because he doesn't have a little boy's spleen to chew on at that moment

Ockham : that is what makes him sad

Joli : you know, the accordion is a misunderstood instrument

Ockham : of pedophiles

Joli : I think that's part of the imagery here. He's trying to tell us something

Ockham : It's the last gasp of humanity in him.

Ockham : It's trying to ward away the smart little boys.

Joli : See? I knew you'd warm up to him

Ockham : I would burn that man alive if I could, to save those poor children, his legacy of damnation.

Joli : Because you care about people! :)

Ockham : oh

Ockham : ...

Joli : gotcha

Ockham : I guess I should let him remain at large



Later:



Joli : so, what's new in Ockham Land?

Ockham : not very much :) my kitchen is covered in chocolate from when I made truffles, I need to clean it up soon

Joli : you made...truffles?

Ockham : yes

Ockham : I make awesome truffles :)

Joli : (puts on lipstick)

Joli : I'll be right over

Ockham : hahahahahah

Joli : I love truffles...Lindor....drool

Ockham : haha

Ockham : these are BETTER than lindor

Joli : Hold on now...them's fighting words

Ockham : they are!

Ockham : I have crafted something amazing :)

Joli : hmm...what is the chocolate for the outer part?

Ockham : tempered chocolate

Ockham : it's a rather dark blend, which I laced with sugar to make an inner glaze

Joli : Ockham...you DO like girls, yes?

Ockham : yes :P

Joli : I think hanging out with Brits is rubbing off on you

Ockham : what? I just made chocolate

Ockham : THINK, Jo

[5:53:24 PM] Joli : dood...you made an inner glaze!

Joli : oh

Joli : ohhhhhhhh

Ockham : I made GIRL ATTRACTANT

Joli : damn you and your hot intellectual savvy

Joli : he wears tweed and elbow patches and tastes of truffles

Ockham : haha

Joli stands in line

Ockham : see what I do

Ockham : is I leave a trail of the truffles

Ockham : leading right into the van

Joli : yes...you are clever indeed

Joli : It's so clear to me now

Ockham : I know!

Ockham : I will send you some for Christmas :)

Joli : It's better than deer scent

Ockham : I will give you the gift of IRRESISTABLE CALORIES

Joli : you could say something to remind us how sad we are...

Joli : then offer your devil wares

Joli : you will be elbow patch deep in pootie

Ockham : hahah



Later still:



Joli : What's with the psychos?

Ockham : I don't know

Joli : you need to re-align your magnetism

Ockham : haha

Joli : it's pointing to magnetic nuts

Ockham : hahahaha

Ockham : no trust me, my nuts appear to be quite non-magnetic

Joli : *blink*

Joli : oh man

Joli : I'm totally picturing your nuts now...thanks



Even later:




Joli : Allie is on the phone...new sea monkeys have arrived

Ockham : yay

Joli : my last ones died :(

Ockham : awww :(

Joli : they always die

Joli : I am the Sea Monkey Black Death

Ockham : plague monkey

Joli : I will love them and pet them and they will be my friends

Ockham : you murderer

Joli : *shaky breath*

Ockham : I can't believe you, Jo. Your blood must be like ice.

Joli : I want to love the sea monkeys

Ockham : Mind of a killer :(

Ockham : Love them with cyanide and death?

Joli : I have a new friend who will play accordion music to them

Ockham : oh god

Ockham : :|

Ockham : accordion man is the devil's right hand

Ockham : you can't see it

Ockham : you're blind

Ockham : bliiiiiiiiiind

Joli : sea monkeys love the calm lilting notes of an accordion polka

Joli : they trust him because he wears bunny ears :)

Ockham : and in the morning they're all dead

Ockham : HMM

Joli : well, no...that's without him and just me

Ockham : ........

Ockham : YOU

Ockham : ARE

Ockham : HIM

Ockham : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Joli : they call me Typhoid Monkey

Joli : SMDS...everyone knows about sudden monkey death syndrome

Joli : It's not my fault

Ockham : hahahahaha


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dabbler
dabbler
01:49 Dec 02 2008

Hehe .. You two need to start writing screen plays .





Irony
Irony
02:00 Dec 02 2008

I wrote a comment and clearly dabbler ate it!



It was witty and incredibly well written.



It had the best joke in the world attached to it as well! You would have peed yourself laughing!



It had space aliens in it, Art Bell was on the phone feeding me info as I wrote.



I included the meaning of life, oh yes, and it has been forever lost in the aether.



It probably wasn't as good as this one.



Only one of these statements is possibly the truth:P You can choose which:D





Joli
Joli
02:01 Dec 02 2008

Irony and Ockham in my journal again...I just peed a little.





Irony
Irony
02:03 Dec 02 2008

You know, you can get nifty pads for that. You need never again have to run to the bathroom clutching your crotch as your... eyes stream with laughter. You can use a lady diaper and waddle there at your leisure.



Just a thought:D





Joli
Joli
02:05 Dec 02 2008

You think of everything. I'm not worthy!





Ockham
Ockham
04:53 Dec 02 2008

I see you left out the Q. Revisionist history? Conspiracy? Mind controlled by Accordion Man? I can no longer trust you. :|





Beastt17
Beastt17
07:41 Dec 02 2008

Good to know some of the replacements have arrived.





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
14:19 Dec 02 2008

omigawd, that's funny.

*wipes tears from eyes*



plague monkey....

*snicker*





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
19:20 Dec 03 2008

You guys are priceless.





toor
toor
08:43 Dec 06 2008

Hello.








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