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Lessons learned...

15:06 Jul 31 2011
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...we now know, do not give corn cobs to the chickens, within reach of the dogs.


*gag*


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BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
16:03 Jul 31 2011

lol ... poor chickens!!





Requiem
Requiem
16:50 Jul 31 2011

o.o I don't know that I want to ask ... ... Nope. Never mind. Carry on.





birra
birra
18:24 Jul 31 2011

The dogs ate the cobs. Not just the kernels... but the cobs.



And I got to listen to two dogs vomiting all night.



Not to mention the messes I cleaned this morning...





 

As the tides turn...

00:50 Jul 29 2011
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...yep. It is always all about the trouble of the day. YOUR trouble of the day. Before it was about everything else. Now it is about this one thing - the one thing I was trying to avoid when it was about everything else.


It is a delicate balance that YOU have offered little to no help with. All you have offered is your resentment toward anything I've tried to do and demands that I do... anything else. Preferably what you want. Only what you want. Always what you want.


Stand behind me? Show some support? You didn't. Hell, it would have been better if you just got the hell out of the way.


Now here we are. The boat has no free-board left, and apparently you now want me to do the swimming for all of us....


Yeah. This will end well.


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Another update...

21:44 Jul 24 2011
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Baa, Baa Black Sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir

3 million bags full

Such a huge surplus

There never before has been

But the fashion industry

Demands more poly-cotton blends


Baa, Baa Black Sheep

The wool demand has stopped

All our clothes are made in sweat shops

And you're better served as chops.





Mmm... with mint jelly...

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Sulks
Sulks
21:46 Jul 24 2011

LOL story-time with Birra.





Morrigon
Morrigon
23:52 Jul 24 2011

I love you hehe





Lullaby
Lullaby
00:13 Jul 25 2011

Yay!

Nothing goes to waste here. :P





Requiem
Requiem
12:50 Jul 25 2011

Te adoro, story man. :) Hahah!





 

Updating the classics...

17:37 Jul 24 2011
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Morri said we need to do away with nursery rhymes. For our time, the majority of them are abstract, outdated, sexist, racist and many cases simply illogical.


I think perhaps instead of doing away with them, they just need to be updated and made more realistic - perhaps to tell the real story... like, "Sing a Song of Sixpence," for example could go more like this:




Sing a song of six pence

A pocket full of rye

Four and Twenty blackbirds

Baked in a Pie

The crust was way to flimsy

The bird escaped to sing

"Holy shit, that one was close!

We're lucky to be out of that thing!"


The King was in his throne room

Being bossy and crazy

The Queen was in the parlor

Eating and being lazy

The maid was in the garden

Doing all the work

Mumbling, "And next I have to fuck the king,

I fucking hate that jerk."


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Requiem
Requiem
17:47 Jul 24 2011







HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!! Yay!





ladySnowStrixx
ladySnowStrixx
18:04 Jul 24 2011

LMAO!! that was very funny and cute , but that would have to be the Adult version ,too verbal for a child.





Morrigon
Morrigon
19:53 Jul 24 2011

Wow... WOW!





 

UUGGGHHHH

17:37 Jul 21 2011
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I can hear you eating from across the room. This activity should NOT be that loud.


GAH!


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Morrigon
Morrigon
17:59 Jul 21 2011

Photobucket



birra
birra
13:20 Jul 22 2011

No, it was more like listening to a liposuction procedure.





chrysanthemia
chrysanthemia
01:54 Jul 25 2011

Oh wow, you must be with my mom.



Maddening, is it not?





 

Funny...

03:55 Jul 21 2011
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...I notice I tend to drink alcohol more when I'm happier.


For me, I've rarely looked at it as an escape... except for that one time. I don't drink to try and wash away my problems. The more problems I have, the less I drink - probably because I realize I can't afford to drink and I mean that from multiple perspectives.


When I had the travelling gig, that was probably the happiest time in my adult life. I felt more centered. I felt I had a purpose. I felt, for the first time, I was finding some professional success. And I drank. I drank on flights. I drank in my hotel. I drank when out to dinner. I drank when out with colleagues. I drank when I came home.


Rarely to excess, but often on a daily basis.


But I was happy....


I miss those days. As I look forward to my current steep uphill climb... I simply don't have the urge to drink...


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*BANGS HEAD ON DESK*

04:16 Jul 20 2011
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GAHHHHHHHHHHH!


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Pantomime
Pantomime
06:14 Jul 20 2011

After GAHHHHHHHHH! comes RAAAAAAAH!





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
12:30 Jul 20 2011

You know, it's not the heat OR the humidity...it's all the screaming!





Nedra
Nedra
00:12 Jul 21 2011

I have had the exact same day





 

Arunima made me do it.

03:10 Jul 20 2011
Times Read: 970


No, she didn't really, but she did inspire me to think about this.


I have no where to vent. I can't vent here about certain things. I can't do it on Facebook where my professional life and personal life is far too wide open.


I think I need to make myself a new blog. Something unique and interesting. Somewhere I can be relatively anonymous and vent my feelings openly.


If only I had the time for such things.


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Joli
Joli
04:04 Jul 20 2011

or...you know my cell phone number. You're one of about two here who do. Call and vent :)





RedQueen
RedQueen
04:46 Jul 20 2011

Or you can vent to your friendly neighborhood bartender- it is what we are here for...





ChasingTheGhost
ChasingTheGhost
21:08 Jul 20 2011

I have an anonymous blog.... I dump a lot of crap there... Its like a parking lot for everything that pisses me off till I can get around to dealing with it. Occasionally some complete stranger might comment but no one in my family reads it or even knows about it. Sometimes making time for yourself is important.





 

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22:14 Jul 18 2011
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17:28 Jul 18 2011
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Hmm...

03:53 Jul 14 2011
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...according to Zillow.com, my house value has increased 25% since I bought it. But just over a year ago, that figure was 50%.


As of right now, I should be able to rent it out for $1,400 per month...


...yeah. Right.


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The arousal and the agony...

19:19 Jul 13 2011
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...online life, and Facebook in particular is such a double-edged sword for me.


It makes me happy to have such easy communication routes to so many people. To get good news so quickly from so many sources.


And the opposite of course is true - bad news comes at me faster as well, and of course, seeing the known slackers doing nothing with their days but playing Facebook games pisses me off to no end...


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Sulks
Sulks
20:59 Jul 13 2011

I never really got into fb at all. I added all my sons' friends and they're quite amusing on it, but I don't do the games thing and unless I wanted to advertise something, it's a waste of my time. It's pretty boring.



VR does everything I want from a social network to be honest.





 

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19:17 Jul 11 2011
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13:04 Jul 11 2011
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Hmm...

04:14 Jul 11 2011
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..if at the end of my days I am laying on my death bed but aware of my situation, and no one orders me some strippers, I'm going to be heading into the afterlife pretty damn peeved at my friends.


Just saying.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
04:18 Jul 11 2011

Yes sir





birra
birra
04:28 Jul 11 2011

Just saying.



I've always said my funeral should be a party to celebrate life... I would just appreciate it if someone would start the party while I could still enjoy some of it!





PAGAN
PAGAN
08:40 Jul 11 2011

LOL with all that thrusting, the afterlife might come sooner than ye think...





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
20:44 Jul 11 2011

I'm sure those that love you will ensure that you go into the afterlife with a smile on your face.





faeriemoon
faeriemoon
03:11 Jul 12 2011

Got it! We'll make sure you have money to give too.





 

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02:47 Jul 10 2011
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Ummm...

01:39 Jul 09 2011
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...so if you get the decrypted entry without the code just by clicking "leave a comment"... then...


...ummm...


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
01:42 Jul 09 2011

Damn.. and I just got it downloaded. :) Sure that little glitch will be gone soon.





 

Hrmmm...

01:22 Jul 09 2011
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It encrypts the embedded video, too.


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Xeticus
Xeticus
01:29 Jul 09 2011

The GI Joe video? lol. When you click on leave comment, it shows you whats encrypted.





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
01:31 Jul 09 2011

I'm going to enjoy using this. :P





birra
birra
01:37 Jul 09 2011

Well... *ahem*.. the little lights ain't twinklin', Clark.





 

01:21 Jul 09 2011
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captainglobehead
captainglobehead
01:41 Jul 09 2011

Wow...it really works!





Morrigon
Morrigon
01:46 Jul 09 2011

I SEE EVERYTHING!!!





PAGAN
PAGAN
04:00 Jul 09 2011

omg.



the video is cool but wtf is the avatar? stop jiggling please





 

Hiring processes...

16:53 Jul 08 2011
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...I just had to verify my own employment to the company I founded and own.


Confused the hell out of the Indian chick at the call center, to say the least...


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PAGAN
PAGAN
17:00 Jul 08 2011

heh. call centers are the bane of my life. Not sure if thats because the Indian chicks are speaking a bastardised form of English or just because they are so pedantic.






Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
18:39 Jul 08 2011

:) Did you at least say something good about yourself?





birra
birra
20:44 Jul 08 2011

They're simply verifying I'm not lying about who I work for - just in case I wasn't telling them the truth the first time.



But when you're a business owner, who can really verify this for you other than the IRS?



I verified to them the I work where I work, for the 2nd time, but I could be lying again... and the woman's reaction seemed like just that... it was a very, ok, what was the point of this, kind of response.





 

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20:47 Jul 07 2011
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18:45 Jul 07 2011
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Yeah... right.

03:35 Jul 07 2011
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Roy Williams, Wide Receiver of the Dallas Cowboys is suing his ex-girlfiend, Miss Texas Brooke Daniels in order to get back from her a $75,000 engagement ring...


...that he mailed to her.


Yes. He mailed her his proposal - a video taped proposal and a $75,000 ring.


Mailed to her.


Ok, money can buy a lot of things... class and smarts - not two of them.


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GAH!

17:19 Jul 06 2011
Times Read: 1,205


This is the part I hate.


I have this suspicion I'm going to end up in a catch-22... at which point a Mount St. Helens eruption will sound like a firecracker compared to the amount of exploding I'm going to do.


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PAGAN
PAGAN
17:21 Jul 06 2011

uh-oh hold on tight then!





Morrigon
Morrigon
17:26 Jul 06 2011

I'll get the Kleenex I guess...





Joli
Joli
21:24 Jul 06 2011

*eyes Morri* Tell me he's sneezing.





 

Things that make you go...

01:41 Jul 05 2011
Times Read: 1,221


...hmmmm.


Like when you notice someone you've been on good terms with has you blocked. And you haven't had much if any interaction with that person recently... so do you try and find a way to ask why? Maybe it was an accident? Maybe you did something to piss them off?


...one might never know....


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Joli
Joli
21:25 Jul 06 2011

Like that time I accidentally blocked Morri. I was clueless.





JackofSpades83
JackofSpades83
01:29 Jul 12 2011

Yea dude, next time... just ask. If I think you are shitty I will tell you.



Especially if I barely know you.



In fact, I might even make a journal entry about it haha. ~cheers man~ :)





birra
birra
02:03 Jul 12 2011

It's alright - but if I'm blocked, i can't ask. The message won't go through.



catch-22.



I'll just shout it in a journal entry.





 

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06:03 Jul 03 2011
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In your language...

05:04 Jul 02 2011
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...perhaps this video will speak to you on my behalf in a language your fat, NRA supporting, gun toting, Republican voting, George Bush loving, self-persecuting ass will understand.


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imagesinwords
imagesinwords
05:53 Jul 02 2011

My son laughed his butt off at that.





Requiem
Requiem
14:34 Jul 02 2011

I ♥ this song. Heh. And I am a gun toting NRA supporting ass. :P



Then again, I AM Texan. It's almost mandatory.





I wonder if singing cows are tastier?





Isis101
Isis101
15:40 Jul 02 2011

Oooo...someone pissed off birra - LMAO!








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