I need a man like this.
mmMMmm.. Fruitcake.. purrrr....
You are one random bastard, Tyler...try on the black hat!
Sigh, too used to reading manga, keep reading comics backwards now :P
Carsho, I know of that problem. I'm plowing through loads of Mugen-no-Jūnin.
And, Joli, I've always wanted a black hat.
Furthermore, I also want a pipe. And a Nietzschean mustache.
Hell, I guess I just want to look like Jack the Ripper.
Kinda clashes with the tattoos, but hey, nobody's perfect. Least of all The Ripper.
Do I have your appoval on the mustache, atleast?
In a country where we fill our garages with junk and leave a $30,000 car in the driveway, where else should land-mines be stored?
Gale... Lacan... *Sigh*
I am stunned. What kind of methed up choice was this? If I were an Angel of Mercy, I wouldn't just focus on life support systems in hospitals...that's easy stuff. I'd be in the world, looking for dumbass choices like this. Did she choose this? Design this? Does she really think this is great? I'm reviewing our friendship clause, Irony. Linking things like this probably nullifies it. I rue the day I ever clicked on this. I cried a single tear. Per se.
P.S. I just rued again.
Maybe it's meant to be the genie from I Dream Of Genie. You rub her ass, and the butt-woman comes out from the smoke and grants you a wish.
My first wish?
"I wish I'd never seen that." :(
Noesss! I rue the day I ever showed you that all seeing ass. I wonder if it would look better or worse with a single tear. An emo ass... ok, I am stopping that train of thought before my mental filters give up and go home.
I would like to point out that
"Please don't hate me... I found a worse one...kittah ass" does NOT make this better, Irony.
y u h8
I can't stop looking at it. It is like a bus crash. My mind keeps wandering to the bare ass part making up the horrible kittah emote cheeks :3
I hate myself now:( Select your pistol...
I was just wondering about the whiskers.
Well, if she ever starts to develop hirsutism, she will be well in. She can just claim realistic fur effect.
Damn, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Jo may strangle me for the direction these comments are taking:P
I just realized you used "methed" instead of "messed", and I think that might be the best verb ever. May I steal that one for the next time some idiot messages me, Jo? :)
What about this Joli?
MY EYES! MY EYES!
Gives a whole new definition to "tramp stamp," doesn't it?
Carsho, you are so going to hell for that one. Now I am going to have nightmares:(
wakka wakka *hork*
I'll never think of the phrase "wipe your nose", the same way again.
It just dawned on me that these people are going to get old, and...
I may never sleep again.
You'd have thought that the tattooist would have said "Hang on love, this isn't going to look good..."
and for the record, in case I was less than clear, I hate you carsho :(
Omg.. I can't stop laughing, you all are killing me..
Oh, those are KC`s eyes!
I could swear he don`t do this kind of art on his body!
i find it distracting when someone's staring at me like that. Just sayin'
I've noticed that some of you seem to have some pent-up agression. I give you a tool to work it out. Add the person's name that you want most to have mauled by marauding chickens. You will be able to do some online voodoo. I am partial to staplegun and car tire. For example, let's say you have a nemesis named...Brad
lol :) NIPPLES!
weird.... i read that as "masturbating chickens", which is somehow a million times more disturbing.
I really need to stop drinking so much coffee.
I guess it`s the only way to kill birra
in all the other cases birra will kill you!
I wrote a few days ago about an individual I no longer understand. I was clear about my feelings there. As I reflected on my decision to do that, wondering if I should have or if I should have just pretended that all was well, I realized that I did leave something important out. I can never hate him; I just don't know or understand him today.
I have not forgotten the sacrifice and giving toward people who are hurting. He went out of his way to give to the homeless who were living under a bridge. I handed out the gloves and warm pants that he and his children sent. I know personally that his actions made an immediate difference in people's lives. I didn't state that and I should have.
Just because doors sometimes need to close does not mean that the person on the other side is 100% bad. They just may not be able to be a part of your life anymore. I'm glad that I knew him then...disappointed for the rest, but grateful that I have an amazing memory of him, too. And that brings me peace.
Yeah, I'm looking good. I'm wearing my shiny red and they can't keep their eyes off me.
He swept me off my feet, and that kiss...to die for.
I keep thinking, "How did it go so wrong so fast? Chewed up and crippled. Wish I'd checked out the crowd; I'd have worn my camis."
Moral: If you're going to live among carnivorous insects, notice that the walking stick usually makes it home. If you must wear the red dress, carry your own stick, preferably one with live current.
So umm, the first bug gotted et...right?
Your bugs scare me :P
Great story,beautiful bugs.
Some bugs are just plain nasty and fantastic at the same time.
Dragonflies are one of them. And the Praying Mantis.
Both so incredibly beautiful and perfect, yet they always chomp away at their still-living pray with such indiscriminate vigor.
I've identified a new problem with the British. I feel it is my duty to point these problems out where I see them. Today, Stabb was eating these. The obvious first issue is that he believes these to be biscuits.
Obviously, THESE are biscuits:
But that aside, look at the NAME of this yummy British treat...mmmmmmm... "DIGESTIVES!"
I know I love to be reminded of the digestive process when I reach for a handful of cookies (yes, it's a COOKIE.) What is going on in the British creative marketing departments that they would say, "The selling feature we would like to emphasize in this snack is that it can be broken down with saliva and pass through the colon."
I thought I'd help them with a few suggestions for future snacks:
You're sooo mean!
Just because you can't say 'scone'!
If you want to say it "scahn," might I suggest that you remove the silent "e" that we all learned in Elementary School made the first vowel LONG. With the silent "e," obviously the word is scone, rhyming with cone. Or do you eat ice cream cahns, too? :P
My god! Stabb is actually from Boston???
I actually laughed out loud when I read this.
No no no...
I'm from Scotland, you see. I pronounce it properly, like a normal person.
This from a country that calls its biscuits "grahams"
The digestive biscuit isn't just British though - it's Scottish too - and I second Stabb's correct pronunciation of scone lol
How very dare you > lol
So... I have to wonder, what are the names of laxative products over there?
Don't answer. I so totally don't want to know!
I think we (the US) should just annex them (the UK) and declare it illegal to pronounce anything "-one" as "-ahn." Then, we use specially engineered death bees to police them. They say "skahn," a swarm of bees stings them and everyone they've ever loved to death. The bees will be everywhere, and hear everything. There will be no man, woman or child spared from their wrath.
Except Irony. Irony is excluded from this, but only because I love her even more than I love properly spoken English. The rest of the brits can adapt to proper English, or be bee bait. Buzz. Buzz.
Your stinging fate awaits.
Hmm.. does this mean you pronounce 'gone' in a funny way? Remind me of this next time you are on skype:D *grins and ducks* I am going to make you say begone 10 times in a row now!
Hoist upon my own petard.
Can we annex you and unleash death bees anyways? I mean, really, DEATH BEES.
Death bees are always acceptable:D
Your point? There is none
Counter arguments are gone
Argument is done
You have made a point,
Still, your nation is silly,
So yeah, suck on that.
Well... if you are going to be like that, I can do that too:)
You are a great big poopy head. So there:P
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! MAKE IRONY STOP SAYING MEAN THINGS TO ME!
NOOOOOOOOOOO! He started it! *starts to cry*
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! SHE'S TOUCHING ME! GIRLS ARE GROSS! GET YOUR COOTIES AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm going to die of cooties :( :( :(
Look at what your careless hands have wrought:P
Look into my brown, cootie-infested eyes. I long for death. :(
I select the pistol, and then, select my Ockham.
Do you feel rue yet?
I rue the day I hit "Post Comment." I also rue the day I told you that I had done so, though coincidentally enough they were the same day. Even getting into this comment war with you was a hassle, though I don't know if I rued it per se.
P.S. - I just rued again.
Can't I leave you two alone and expect you to behave? This is why we can't have nice things. No Digestives for you! And your ice cream cahn privileges are gahn, too.
I just rued.
But but but but SHE STARTED IT!
No, I'm NOT putting a black X on it to cover its decadence! I know it's tempting and makes you want to suck on it, but it's MINE! I am putting this lovely little lickable delight defiantly here.
*Gets big eyes* Must... have... forbidden... smartie!
Mmm ,looks at the little treasure wondering if she can be talked out of it...
Bonsai for the smartie?
Thanks.. now you've done it...
o_O What in blazes is a Smartie? (Or is the singular "Smarty?")
Requiem, Requiem, Requiem...look again. Like you could only eat one! The singular is not even an option ;P
There's surgery for that, actually...
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