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AS we are at the beginning of big Celebration Days and comeing from all over the World....im asking myself what Toasts du you know and use...guess there is more than a simply Cheers , bottoms up ,Prost,Salut ....
so trow in your Pennys...

this is one of my Favs

Here's health to your enemies'enemies!!

or

May the grass grow long
on the road to hell
for want of use...

Haha, I have hundreds of what our family calls, "toasts gone bad." My family is made up of the entire Russian Chicago community. They are loud, obnoxious, roaring drunks. My personal favorite was given to my Uncle Dimitri by his best friends Vassiles. Mind you, he was drunk off his behind. The rough translation goes as such:

My brother, you have been a great friend to me, we were born on the same day, we shed blood together. We have shared many women. I mean just last night, do you remember that hooker I got you? Was she not truly beautiful? The way she could bend. When the two of you went in that room together, brother I wish I could have seen that. She must've been great? As for you Donya my best friend's new wife, I know you have been with many guys, you are just as bad as an Italian man. I love you all the same and if this guy ever gives you shit, just take it. You are a woman and should respect your husband.
Vas sits down and the room is silent, and my uncle and his new bride are staring at each other, my uncle with a dumbfounded expression on his face and my aunt looking mortified. My grandpa gets up and screams "Let's get this going, you two definitely need the make up sex" The room laughs wildly and all is forgotten. This was 6 years ago, we showed it to them last year on their 5 year anniversary on tape, it was hilarious. Vas was never invited to another wedding. Respectfully haha. I have said a few good ones myself I will post them later.

OMG that is HILARIOUS!

*sides hurt from laughing*

Ok. Here's one of my favourites:

Here's to all the virgins in the world ...
Thanks for nothing!

Here's a traditional Irish toast:

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Mortallover this was so Great.LMAO..

heres another Irish one

St Patrick was a Gentlemen
Who trought strategy and stealth
Drove all the Snakes from Ireland
Here's a toasting to his health;
But not too many toastings
Lest you lose yourself and then
Forget the good St Patrick
and see all those snakes again..

Eireann go braugh, also.

Theres an Irish one I like but I don't remember the begining but the end is the good part that I remember.

May those who love you, love you. And those who don't, may god twist their ankles so you will know them by their limping.

Haha, wouldn't that be greta?

LOL Yeah whould be great..nice one

You do know people in ireland dont talk like that anymore? We arent all little green people that do merry jigs and give a top oh the mornin to ya diddly diddly. Nowdays i dont think people toast much.

Daire, I was just there last summer. I heard plenty of talkin' like that. Perhaps though it was a show for the tourist?

I didnt mean to sound as bitter as i may come across in that post. but yeah ireland isny very irish anymore, its sad really, i prefer the old country not this metro-nation we are becomming.

I want to toast the love of my life Melody, I love you Babe.

*snork* HE is such a goober!! Aaah, the perks of a MOD. He knows I am kissing... I mean kidding. Love ya, babe!!

heres to you and heres to me, the best of friends we shall forever be, and if ever we should disagree then fuck you heres to me

Mortallover LOL man that made my night... I wish I was there to witness that haha

thank for allthese Toaste inbetween...
so go on and let me know how do you toast...

May the stength of three be on your journey..

the one i hear the most (please bare in mind i work in a gay bar) is...

"cheers to the queers, applause to the whores and and a ho ho ho for a jolly good f**k"

classy right :)

A great one from a queer Aussie movie

"Up your bum"

Still makes me laugh to this day

Precilla Queen of the Dessert?

no, a russel crow movie... sum of us? 2 of us? something like that

Never had personal toast but after this post ppl won't see me 4 2 weeks (my PC is fried and college breaks up 4 xmas)
So
*stands up and raises a jaeger bomb*
"Enjoy who you bleed and live to bleed"
Have a nice xmas and get blind drunk 4 new years..........c u in 2 weeks

Heres to the women we love
And the women that love us.
And if the women we love
DONT love us...
Fuck the women
And heres to us!

Well...here's one that's short, sweet, and to the point:

Here's to fuckin'!

probably not spelled right but here goes
Kem pai-the dry cup
japanese I think

Im with Daire there... Irish people are not green and hang around the edge of rainbows (although Im sure my uncle would try if you asked him too!)

As a student, it usually goes somewhere down the lines of " to being overdrawn!" then after a few more drinks... "to being so drunk weve nearly forgotten that were overdrawn!" then finally an incomprehensible "UUUUURGH!"

What creatures we are x x

sad to say it.... never been in a real toast... just tend to sit around and drink..... though the occasional raised glasses and slurred mumble speech comes out every now and again, never makes any sense but everyone else will slur something in return, but what would expect from a bunch of uni students lol

what to expect from drunken university students...why debauchery of course

Hell drinking is nice and fun but give it a reason in the form of a Toast...
:))

well here's one of my favorites toast....

"Here's to the bitches..."

"Drink up .............................................
its poison"

Head Bowed
Heart beating slower and slower
Clarity, Acceptance, Respect ,grant us all

my favourite toast is with my mates it goes like this you al put ur glasses together and one person says "to friends never above" puts glass above other glasses "never below" puts his/her glass below "always equal" everyone says cheers and clangs glasses together usally when me and my mates do this we are very drunk and cant be botherd to make up anything

The best toastes i've had are when the glasse are raised, and nothing is said, but you get a feeling that all is well.

i'm partial to irish ones.

*When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!*

*Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer—and another one!*

happy holidays everybody.

I posted this toast earlier in the thread, but im re-posting it in preparation for St. Patrick's day.

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Thanks for bringing this thread back, only draw back is that, I am the disgrace of it. Look at how much purple I caused!

Heres one...Heres mud in your eye

Normally before i leave after a meal i say "pick up, pack up and piss off"

My family is Italian, so we generally say Salute, but my favorite that I always try to get in is:
"May you be in Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead"

My favourite toasts:

Slainte go saol agat,
Bean ar do mhian agat.
Leanbh gach blian agat,
is solas na bhflaitheas tareis antsail seo agat.

Health for life to you,
A wife of your choice to you,
Land without rent to you,
A child every year to you,
And the light of heaven after this world for you.

not really a toast but enjoy it, it's from a frensh book "le petit prince" (draw me a sheep)

the small prince meets a drinking guy

PP:scuz me sir, but y do u drink?
DM:i drink to forget.
PP:what u want to forget?
DM:i drink to forget i'm ashamed.
PP: what r u ashamed of?
DM: i m ashamed because i drink...

It is also called "The Little Prince", very good it kinda does make sense in a warped way, some toast are just simply for kicking back another drink

The easiest toast being:


Cheers, mates!

Le Petit Prince...pour, Antoine de Saint Exupery


chargement de foutaise
(load of crap)



my teacher made me read this book, analyze and OVER analyze....i hate it....no offense.


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May the light always find you on a dreary day.
When you need to be home, may you find your way.
May you always have courage to take a chance
And never find frogs in your underpants.


As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.


Here's to the old lady up the hill.
If she won't drink it,
I will!


Here's wishing you the top o' life without a single tumble.
Here's wishing you the smiles o' life and not a single grumble.
Here's wishing you the best o' life and not a claw about it.
Here's wishing you the joy in life and not a day without it.



Here's to a long life and a merry one;
A quick death and an easy one;
A pretty man and an honest one;
A cold beer -- and another one!

i like

heres to u heres to me may we never disagree but if we do to hell with u but heres to me.

Here's to toasting, a fine concept.
Oh and here's to my complete lack of creativity...