A Vampire’s Rules For Life
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Feb 12 2006
21:18:15 Feb 12 2006
Read 931 timesSky
Dont ask me where i got this its been lying around in my forum since 2002
1. I shall wear tweed, and cheerful bright clothing. Further, I shall only wear a trenchcoat if it is raining or foggy.
2. I will not take my victims home. My neighbors are far too nosy.
3. I will be secure in my immortality. I do not have to share my story with any reporter or struggling writer.
4. I shall not keep a coffin in the basement, as that's the first place people look.
5. My ghouls shall have good posture.
6. I will purchase a digital watch with an alarm. I will set this alarm for TWO (2) hours before sunrise, giving ample time for traffic and other inconveniences.
7. If I feel truly alone, and need a companion to share all of eternity with, I shall purchase a dog. Preferably one that is not larger than I am.
8. If the neighborhood kids are snooping around my house, I will not change into a giant wolf and attempt to destroy them. Instead, I shall call the police and have them arrested for trespassing.
9. If I believe far too many people are becoming suspicious, I shall not attempt to kill them all. I will simply move, and leave no forwarding address.
10. I will not attend gatherings of my own kind. If I'm a lethal killing machine, doomed for all eternity to destroy those around me, they probably are too.
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Feb 12 2006
21:22:14 Feb 12 2006
Read 927 timesLestat86
Isn't that most EVERYONE's rules to live by? I mean sure you got the crazies out there that kill people who trespass for eat people in their homes, but dont most people live the way you just described?
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Feb 12 2006
21:23:23 Feb 12 2006
Read 925 timesRowiel
interesting rules for sure
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Feb 12 2006
21:24:29 Feb 12 2006
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Feb 12 2006
21:36:13 Feb 12 2006
Read 910 timesZuberiUrbi
lol i think thats rather cute and out of the ordinary
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Feb 12 2006
21:37:39 Feb 12 2006
Read 908 timesSky
Yep just like me Zuber lol
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Feb 12 2006
21:42:45 Feb 12 2006
Read 902 timesmrd
I've read this before..very tongue-in-cheek. It's enjoyable nonetheless.
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Feb 12 2006
21:42:55 Feb 12 2006
Read 901 timesarchonsyn
Sound good..except for the tweed part!
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Feb 12 2006
21:44:37 Feb 12 2006
Read 900 timesJester
Very Cool But I Think That's Everyone's Rule To Live By lol.
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Feb 12 2006
21:48:15 Feb 12 2006
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Feb 12 2006
23:40:35 Feb 12 2006
Read 887 timesgothicdevil
quite interesting rules to abide by.. haha, well, good nontheless that you posted it.
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Feb 12 2006
23:45:07 Feb 12 2006
Read 882 timesSilverbow
LOL I love this, thank you for sharing.
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Feb 13 2006
00:00:53 Feb 13 2006
Read 880 timesLadySekhmet
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Feb 13 2006
00:29:58 Feb 13 2006
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Feb 13 2006
01:04:25 Feb 13 2006
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Feb 13 2006
01:09:41 Feb 13 2006
Read 863 timescorpus0713
lmfao!!!! sky this was hilarious. Thank you so much
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Feb 13 2006
02:13:47 Feb 13 2006
Read 859 timesReddCross
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Feb 13 2006
02:20:33 Feb 13 2006
Read 857 timesTheDarkness
rules....what if I break a few...
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Feb 13 2006
02:31:05 Feb 13 2006
Read 854 timesnastya
*Looks at Sky and just grins*
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Feb 13 2006
03:13:29 Feb 13 2006
Read 852 timesLordMysterio
Do People of our kind really live by those rules? They seem a little outrageous to me.. One would look at those and think whomever wrote them are crazy and need to be drained of every possible drop.. But that is just me
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Feb 13 2006
03:27:03 Feb 13 2006
Read 847 timesdarkangel66600
i like it but the bright colors scare me a bit
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Feb 13 2006
03:31:18 Feb 13 2006
Read 845 timesZuberiUrbi
lol no LordM...its just for humor
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Feb 13 2006
04:03:08 Feb 13 2006
Read 840 timesNarakyndryn
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Feb 13 2006
04:06:06 Feb 13 2006
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04:15:20 Feb 13 2006
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Feb 13 2006
04:31:37 Feb 13 2006
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Feb 13 2006
07:18:49 Feb 13 2006
Read 827 timesLilDeath
Excellent! I'll have to save that!
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Feb 13 2006
07:24:22 Feb 13 2006
Read 823 timesVamplich
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Feb 13 2006
07:27:50 Feb 13 2006
Read 818 timesnickvlad666
good rules to live by. if you follow them, they will keep you safe t hroughout eternity.
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Feb 13 2006
07:32:45 Feb 13 2006
Read 813 timesVAMPIRA3
Rules stink I just make them up as I go most the time.
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Feb 13 2006
12:48:30 Feb 13 2006
Read 804 timesTikkimunster
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Feb 13 2006
13:14:07 Feb 13 2006
Read 802 timesEinar
I guess I already abide by those rules, apart from the clothing one :)
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Feb 13 2006
13:54:42 Feb 13 2006
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Feb 13 2006
14:19:11 Feb 13 2006
Read 795 timesSky
Im just hoping some of these replies are as tongue i cheek as the post is lol otherwise im gonna go and hide
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Feb 13 2006
14:23:06 Feb 13 2006
Read 793 timesmearhinas
roflmao this thread kills me
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Feb 13 2006
16:30:50 Feb 13 2006
Read 788 timesRianna
I thought it was hilarious, something I will definately need to keep.
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Feb 13 2006
17:37:31 Feb 13 2006
Read 785 timesDarkestDesires
These are delightful . . . I've always had problems with #2 myself.
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Feb 13 2006
18:40:12 Feb 13 2006
Read 781 timesMeridianRising
These seem reasonable enough. LOL
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Feb 13 2006
19:48:32 Feb 13 2006
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Feb 13 2006
19:51:18 Feb 13 2006
Read 773 timescorpus0713
OMG!!! You guys are killing me..lmao!
Please tell me those that posted that they follow these rules were joking..OMG!!!
*falls out of chair laughing*
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Feb 13 2006
20:08:13 Feb 13 2006
Read 771 timesGeist
Definantely rules to live by in many cases.
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Feb 13 2006
20:20:00 Feb 13 2006
Read 768 timesdarkling
TWEED?!?! .....someone hand me a stake....I didn't sign up for this.....
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Feb 13 2006
20:21:54 Feb 13 2006
Read 766 timeswolfnomad
Great rules to live by, except for the ones about the clothing. Can't stand tweed or bright colors. But the rest could work.
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Feb 13 2006
20:49:30 Feb 13 2006
Read 760 timesSky
corpus0713
They are worrying me too
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Feb 13 2006
22:23:44 Feb 13 2006
Read 756 timesRyokuga
Very useful rules, it takes the whole vampyre lifestyle into perspective. I had a good chuckle at the 2 hours before sunrise to account for traffic rule though.
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Feb 14 2006
04:15:00 Feb 14 2006
Read 745 timesRayden
awesome! what the heck is a tweed?
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