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You two are grown men. If you are irritated with each other or something the other does, then say so to each other. I don't CARE.



No more, "Will you tell this other person in the room with us to whom I am not speaking X." "Well, you tell THAT person who is in the room to whom I am not speaking, Y."



Ok, seriously? You're in your forties, both of you.



Man up. Bitch at each other. Resolve. Your. Shit. I am not a telephone, nor will I play that toddler game with you. You're not angsty teenagers.



Grow a fucking vagina already.

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moonkissed
13:41 Nov 30 2011

Are they lovers having a quarrel?

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xxEmaeraldxx
16:17 Nov 30 2011

giggles, yea.. you tell them girl!

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I feel an existentialist angsty kind of rant coming on. It's been a while, no?



Yes.



But. I think I may have to poop. Maybe I'll rant later. It could be a poo honking for right-of-way, instead of angst.

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Joli
01:55 Nov 30 2011

Take a book!

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I just said something I had intended to throttle for a good while.



=/

"It's like sucking your thumb ... only it's not yours ... and it's a penis."





heh.

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TheArtistRose
23:32 Nov 28 2011

I've read that quote from somewhere. It's funny. :P

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My cats are looking at me like I am a crazy person. I've been wandering around my kitchen, muttering at myself in Spanish, as to whether I have all the ingredients for arroz con pollo.





o.o





Si, tengo tamates y chiles.

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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
19:52 Nov 28 2011

WHAT TIME IS DINNER???? I love arroz con pollo!!!

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ChessMaster
23:16 Nov 28 2011

you know I luve ya Dee right? right? right?

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I find myself humbled this morning.



Truly, graciously, humbled. :)

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Oceanne
14:01 Nov 28 2011

Cause you're just awesome like that.

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sahahria
14:52 Nov 28 2011

*hugs* :)

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Why did I pick Khayman for One outrageous day of flattery?



I admire the hell out of her for so many reasons. She is a single mom with two kiddos, boys. She loves those boys with every fiber of her being, and this shows. In every breath she takes, in every choice she makes, it shows. Second, she has never, not once, ever, flinched at the thoughts, ideas, concepts, train-wrecks, etc., which have sprung from my head fully formed or half, like Athena from Zeus. That is so damned rare in this world.



She has encouraged me to confront my fears, rational or irrational, with humor (sometime gentle sometimes barbed :D), compassion, wit and a boot to the ass when necessary. She's rejoiced with my successes and commiserated with my failures.



She makes fun of me when I am a jackass. ♥



I'd love to spend a day in her life, to more fully understand her joys, her hopes, her frustrations, her angers, her laughter - the whole inner workings of Khayman. She's helped me, and continues to do so, whether she realizes it or not, to come so damned far out of my shell and actually interact with people, and to enjoy the opportunities to meet new folk.



She, through her examples of opening herself to the world around her, has made it safer for me to try the same. That is such an invaluable gift.



So, for a day, yes. To be that outwardly fearless? To have those two precious little demon-angels as a huge facet? Yes. I'd love to spend a day in growing understanding. :)

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Morrigon
02:04 Nov 28 2011

You forgot her voice, like honey and chocolate mixed, melting down your back, making you ticklish and hungry at the same time. Ahem.

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Requiem
02:07 Nov 28 2011

Hah1 She does have a fabulous voice. And an amazing scooby giggle cum cackle.

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Khayman
02:43 Nov 28 2011

Had you intended to spell it "cum"?



And I suddenly have the urge to run my tongue up Morri's backbone. o.O

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Khayman
02:48 Nov 28 2011

HAHAHAHA!!! My dirty mind (thanks to Morri) pronounced it COME... not "coom."



*growls in a very Red Shoe Diary kinda way*

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Khayman
03:29 Nov 28 2011

No laughing. My inner lecherous bastard is a demanding and controlling plick. x.O lol

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There are so many annoying sounds coming from my living room.



I am going to kick someone in the nuts, and soon.





>.o

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Isis101
21:21 Nov 27 2011

Whew...good thing that I don't live there and have nuts to kick...

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DestroyingAngel
21:38 Nov 27 2011

Aaaaaah yes. The nutcracker.



I love the holidays. ;)

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Oceanne
22:02 Nov 27 2011

Annoying sounds? O.o

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I keep getting distracted by Birra's ballistic boobies.

I am digging on the challenge of drawing a floor plan for a specific set of dimensions for a home.



The challenge I am finding is making usable attractive space within these dimensions that meets needs for a dwelling, does not waste space, attempt to minimize the use of space stealing hallways (or eradicate), and still feel ample, but not "loft" like.



There is plenty of square footage to work with, but it boils down to 9' x 225', broken into three equal segments, conjoined ... This is so fun!

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captainglobehead
00:10 Nov 28 2011

Three rooms 3' x 225'? Quite the challenge.

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So. I have seriously wanted to cook A LOT yesterday and today - and I decided upon home made chicken pot pie. Not that I can EAT it - but I'll be mogadored if I'll let it stop me from MAKING it.





Here is a picture pre-oven:







And here, the finished product:











The guys? They killed that damn thing in about 20 minutes. o.O 1/4 of the pie each.



:D





GO ME!

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BLOODLIFE
23:30 Nov 26 2011

That really does look great. I wish I could bake but I'm useless with pastry :-(

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Honestly, how much more appropriate could my first word in the game GET? :D

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Niflheim
20:40 Nov 26 2011

hahahahaha....



AWESOME!

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I have found the first bacon product that kind of grosses me out.



WHY, GODS, WHY?!



I mean, why?! Fucking hilarious, yes (hah pun!), but not in the least bit appetizing.

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TheArtistRose
19:53 Nov 26 2011

Bacon mayo looks worse. s:

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Niflheim
20:03 Nov 26 2011

So much for bacon and eggs today...





O.O

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BLOODLIFE
20:37 Nov 26 2011

Yay, it's good to be Jewish!! :-p

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TheArtistRose
20:50 Nov 26 2011

-Snickers- Well I guess that's not kosher! ;P Haha Pun!

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Lullaby
00:43 Nov 27 2011

So... if you mix all the fruit flavoured lubes together you get... fruit salad?



Either way - ew. xD If you want bacon so much that you need your lube flavoured like it - go cook bacon. A mouth orgasm is close enough. ;P

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So ... I have started playing "Words With Friends" on face book. ... Mama likey!

The only thing which could have possibly improved this gorgeous day of smiles, laughter, hugs and gracious joy, would have been having a few more of those about whom I care to spend it with. :)



Prepositional phrases can go eff. :P



It's been a lovely day.

yay! I am making apple cider cream pie, orange cream coffee cake, baby back ribs, various squash, brussell sprouts, sweet potato casserole, green beans with tomato and bacon (hah bacon had to be SOMEWHERE!) and red velvet cheesecake. :) Possibly a green salad. Possibly. Maybe more cake. :P





So far: Apple cider cream pies are cooling (I'll make the whipped cream tomorrow), orange cream coffee cakes are in the oven, the kitchen is spotless in the interim while I rest a bit before I start the cheesecake.



I'll get most other things prepped tomorrow when I throw the ribs in the oven OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED TO MAKE THE BARBECUE SAUCE! >.o I forgot. Ok. So. Yeah. That'll be going on tomorrow, too. (How could I have forgotten something I could have done WAAAAAY ahead of time? D-: )



My brother will be here, his sister and her three kiddos are coming over (13, 15 and 18).



It should be a fabulous day! I think, though, that I am going to eat too much tomorrow. Yes. Too much of evil foods. :) Maybe. Maybe I'll be so sick of the smell of them from cooking, I'll not want to do anything but nibble? Eh, we'll see.





Hopefully, I sleep WELL tonight.

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ToxicKitten
04:10 Nov 24 2011

Sounds all very yummy.

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BLOODLIFE
08:28 Nov 24 2011

Sounds tasty.

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xxEmaeraldxx
18:30 Nov 24 2011

Ahem, it all sounds delicious and enjoy it, but don't forget eating carbs is hard to kick. You gotta do it the next day! Live for the day of feast like there is no tomorrow though!

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TheSYSTEM
02:48 Nov 25 2011

Sounds like a blast. :P Enjoy the food!

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I don't know why, but my mood has taken a turn for the exceedingly self-pitying and sour. I have no reason to be self pitying! I have so many blessings and good things. Maybe I just need a rant and cry? I have no idea. I could definitely use a thorough rogering, I know that.



I need to sit and mentally count the many and myriad blessings I know I have, and tell this funky mood to be gone from me.

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Oceanne
23:37 Nov 22 2011

Funky mood..you leave her alone!

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Khayman
23:53 Nov 22 2011

I am SO with you on that, tonight. :-/

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captainglobehead
03:53 Nov 23 2011

Does Roger know this? (He must be the one with the big grin on his face.)

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Barring walking at the gym (the skies looked rainy), last night was a thort tharp thower of thit, as Igor would say.





...





::sigh::

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Oceanne
14:56 Nov 22 2011

Thwat this tharp thower of thit?

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I blame Sahahria. I have had the camel toe song stuck in my head since 5am.



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Bitch.



:P

Just as a note ... If I can get trim enough, I'd like to try and be 7 of 9 for Halloween this coming year. I know there's no way in hell I can reach her gorgeous Amazonian height, but still. :)





7 of 9:











Me whining about cookies:









I think I might be able to pull it off. o.o





... Thoughts? (And if you really think, "Oh, honey, don't go there ..." say so. Heh. SOMEONE needs to show someone restraint about a full on lycra body suit in public.

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BLOODLIFE
20:51 Nov 20 2011

You can pull it off as resistance is futile telling you different!!

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xxEmaeraldxx
20:53 Nov 20 2011

Hell yea.. You can DO it! Beam the cookies to the moon woman.

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Isis101
20:57 Nov 20 2011

Ha! I was also thinking of becoming a Borg babe for next year...

But - you can do it!



(And I'm more partial to the wine behind you)...

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Niflheim
23:57 Nov 20 2011

I think you can pull it off.

If you don't feel comfortable yet wearing the suit, well... Put a tutu on and tell people that's what happened behind scenes. She went nuts, or something.



;)



But, I truly believe you can pull it off. :)

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So, I decided to go grocery shopping at 10:45 and do my menu planning for the week, including turkey day, thinking, "Eh, folk will just be getting out of church, so no worries."



NOT thinking, "Every psycho and their 47 screaming, running, chaotic children will be thinking the same fucking thing I am, and getting ready for Thanksgiving while the clerks are stocking the quickly emptying shelves as well."





o.o





Two panic attacks later, I took my 23 items, self checked out, and came home.





Fuck that. If it ends up being PBJ on rice cakes, so be it.

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Niflheim
17:59 Nov 20 2011

That is why I wait until between 1 and 3pm and go Monday-Friday...



No one is out of work or school yet, lunch breaks are over so no quick last minute shopping, and all the shelves have already been restocked for the afternoon shoppers.



There IS a method to my madness.



:)

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Requiem
18:00 Nov 20 2011

I should have gone at 6am when they opened. I wasn't thinking clearly.

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Vampirewitch39
19:36 Nov 20 2011

I know- I wen Wen and it was still hell getting it done.

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So. I had NO idea the red shop towels I purchased would bleed anywhere near as badly as they did. I washed them with my (formerly) white cleaning towels.



I now have electric pink towels.





I wonder, if I washed them with my neon yellow tights, would the tights turn halloween orange?

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MooniePie
02:15 Nov 20 2011

I want electric pink towels!!!!!!!



No.. really.. I do!

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Isis101
02:56 Nov 20 2011

Ooops!

I've learned the hard way thaT I have to wash red stuff without any other colors or white - period.

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BLOODLIFE
09:29 Nov 20 2011

Just call them 'guest towels' and put them back in the closet!

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ToxicKitten
11:40 Nov 20 2011

Lol...



Always wash new things twice before mixing them with other things!



:)



Can i buy them from you?

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It's rather daunting when you realize you can tell someone - legitimately - that you have towels older than he or she is. o.o

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PandorasBx
21:36 Nov 19 2011

LOL! I hear that....

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moonkissed
22:41 Nov 19 2011

It would just make me feel old. I still pause when I hear myself saying 20 years ago and I am talking about being 16.

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Oceanne
22:48 Nov 19 2011

ROTFLMAO.I never thought about that..

Thats funny as hell.

And you're right,daunting as hell too.

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Isis101
02:57 Nov 20 2011

...or a jacket...a pair of shoes...books...a cat...

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I had to steal this quote from Khayman ...



"Oh, my dear sweet baby Jesus in a crock pot. >.o"

SO. Doc Hadnott says:





Confirmation of arthritis (again), and rotator cuff tendinitis and bursitis, complicated with an old poorly healed torn tendon.



Physical therapy loometh. OH. No running for the time being. Walking, yes, but not running. It jars the shoulder?





(Thank you, CGH, Yes, Loomis, the physical therapist, has a lisp. Booger. :P)

1 1/2 c. sugar

4 1/2 tbsp. cornstarch

1 tsp salt

3/4 c. water

2 tbsp. red wine vinegar

1/2 c. white vinegar

2 tbsp. butter

1 tsp orange extract



Mix sugar, cornstarch and salt; then add water and orange extract and cook until the mixture thickens. Remove the pan from heat, stir in the butter (it will melt). Finally, add the vinegars and stir until mixed.

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Requiem
00:33 Nov 18 2011

I edited and lost:



Profile for BLOODLIFE

BLOODLIFE





''cook until thick'' .... that's me then!

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Lullaby
01:48 Nov 18 2011

What is it? o.O

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Isaac Asimov - "How It Happened."





Click me to read it.





Fun little short story about "Creation."

Lisa: "You want to hear what my daughter Lauren did today?"



Me: "Ok ..." (Lauren .. Lauren is a blonde. I should NOT stereotype, this - this is only background. yeah. background.)



Lisa: "Lauren told me she was going to do a veggie and rice dish, and I reminded her to cook the chicken first, as the vegetables will cook faster. SO. She had the oil heating in the pan, and she said she couldn't see it doing anything, and didn't know if it was hot. I asked her what she did."



Me: "Oh, gods ..."



Lisa: "She said, 'I dragged my finger through it.' ..."



Me: "... I shouldn't be laughing."



Lisa: "It's ok, just a first degree burn on her fingertip."



Me: "Ok, so the oil wasn't hot enough for the chicken yet."



Lisa: "No, not hot enough."





Yes, we both giggled.





If Lauren had REALLY HURT HERSELF and not merely taught herself a valuable lesson, (and then learned the PROPER WAY TO CHECK COOKING OIL TEMPERATURE), I would feel guilty.



Lauren, by the way, is 25.





yeah, I know, I am going to hell.

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JustinV
02:46 Nov 17 2011

Make sure you get me a seat in the VIP section.

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Isis101
03:11 Nov 17 2011

I'll be seated right next to you, Req.

(And wouldn't the veggie rice dish really be called a chicken dish, as that would be the main ingredient)?

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moonkissed
03:27 Nov 17 2011

I think god would laugh too.

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PhoenicianDream
09:52 Nov 17 2011

*facepalm*



Wow.

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BLOODLIFE
10:08 Nov 17 2011

lol, we all have friends like that!

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Requiem
12:45 Nov 17 2011

I totally didn't catch the absence of chicken in ht e "Lauren told me she was going to to do a veggie and rice dish." Hah!

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meeper
13:56 Nov 17 2011

Oh dear Req, we all already knew you were hell bound.

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Khayman
23:27 Nov 18 2011

And I'm driving the bus.

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Today - Went to the doctor finally about my shoulder. He confirmed that, yes, I do have arthritis in it, and yes, I have damaged the damn thing. A lot.



He gave me a steroid shot in my shoulder, gave me an MRI (I cried in the machine =/ I was scared!), and a look of amazement that I did not take a swing at anyone.



I am going back to review said MRI Friday.

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Vampirewitch39
01:29 Nov 16 2011

Wishing you the best. :)

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Requiem
01:33 Nov 16 2011

THanks!

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BLOODLIFE
08:44 Nov 16 2011

I know what being scared is like in thoses machines. I hope you hear all good things on Friday.

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meeper
00:06 Nov 17 2011

It's like a mini roller coaster with your butt hanging out.

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I have come to the conclusion that ... Oh hell. I forgot my conclusion. I have come to the conclusion I am frickin' blonde. ::walks away muttering about sharks with frickin' laser beams::

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xxEmaeraldxx
17:47 Nov 15 2011

heh, the blonde thing works all the time!

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BLOODLIFE
19:42 Nov 15 2011

O.o

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I have met the Boggled. And I have been mightily humbled.





I REMEMBER THE GAME now!





And I like it. :)

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BLOODLIFE
22:02 Nov 12 2011

Yay for boggle!!

Message me when you're ready ;-)

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xxEmaeraldxx
17:48 Nov 15 2011

I only play it when I get bored on VR.. don't spend that much time here anymore to be able to get bored with being here!

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SO. I went to try out Boggled - and - I got thrown into a room with Bones and Faeriemoon!



I want to figure the game out again before I have to play against folks whose intellect I respect! I need some solo time. No Ducky, no Myst, no BLOODLIFE, no LadyK ... NO!



o.o





I need to wait - until the Rave is deserted - and ... then ... reacquaint myself with the game.





I know. I am a complete chickenshit.





Let me see if I can lose my feathers ...

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Niflheim
23:24 Nov 12 2011

But the Ducky wants to play with the Badger.

Okay, fine... Play me with Iliterati instead.



:p

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Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.



- James B. Conant

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Cinnamon
17:55 Nov 10 2011

You know what? I like this. :)

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I want to play boggled. :(

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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
16:06 Nov 09 2011

Any time you want to play just let me know!

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BLOODLIFE
20:20 Nov 09 2011

I'm in .. I also wish FB scrabble allowed you guys to join us !!

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Niflheim
20:11 Nov 10 2011

When I am online, shoot me a message and we can play.

Also, when I am able to get YIM back up, Iliterati is the game we must play! I ♥ that freakin' game!



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In a little under two hours and 8 minutes, THIS - is going to be so damned cool!

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faeriemoon
00:57 Nov 09 2011

OOOOHHH Thank you for the linky link!!

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BLOODLIFE
08:37 Nov 09 2011

We may not see the comet because of the density of the fog they are forecasting towards the end of the month.

So glad for sites like that and more to do the reporting.

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I got the most amazing phone call from the handsomest short-pants man in the world this morning. It was fabulous! ♥





::ring ring::



Me: "Ooo It's Ducky! Hello?"



Em: "... ::baby giggles::"



Me: "Is this Emerson? ooozywoozywhatsis!"



Em: ::MORE baby giggles, quickly receding as :thunk: the phone he is holding gets tossed::



::hang up and dial Ducky:: "Good morning, sugar!" ♥

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sahahria
15:10 Nov 07 2011

♥ indeed. Goshdarn my being in foreign country where it would be costly for one of those calls!

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TheArtistRose
06:06 Nov 09 2011

Awww so cute! :D

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Niflheim
20:13 Nov 10 2011

*hearts;



He had a very good morning after talking to you.

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Niflheim
20:14 Nov 10 2011

♥



See, I got excited! LOL

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I think I may actually watch a movie ... Now ... Which movie?



The world is the mollusc of my choice!

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BLOODLIFE
22:04 Nov 06 2011

The oldies are still the best ;-)

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Requiem
22:06 Nov 06 2011

I am torn between Blazing Saddles and Cowboys (with John Wayne).

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My house is absolutely spotless. Walls washed ,even, kind of spotless. Filters for the air system changed out. Pillows from ALL over the house washed. New curtains made for the kitchen and dining room, and all the other curtains in the house washed. Rugs, wall hanging washed, and carpeting shampooed.. I may go ahead and wash all my laundry and bedding tonight, too.



I am flipping exhausted, yet extremely satisfied.



:)

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BLOODLIFE
00:22 Nov 06 2011

Wow, a girl that's satisfied!

I wonder how your entry would go down on a C.V?!!

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Enanti
01:10 Nov 06 2011

Dad vacuums the ceiling lol.



The feeling on an impeccably clean room... I yearn for it. There really is no other feeling like it. The absolute... mhmmm. ♥



Req, you've motivated me. xD My mother will love you. Heh.

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sahahria
15:00 Nov 06 2011

Can i come over? :)

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It's cold! Brr!



And I hate razor bumps on my lady bits! Boo!





And I seem to have a ploethora ... Plethora ... yes plethora (sorry, existential spelling moment) of exclamation points this morning!





Have some!!!!

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chrysanthemia
18:13 Nov 04 2011

I'm with you, there. I'm deciding to bite the bullet and get a wax, ooo!!



My issue is, erm, saving up, the quarter-inch beforehand. Bahaha.

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Requiem
01:09 Nov 05 2011

I got waxed one time. ONE. TIME.



Never again!



SKIN came off! (I have fragile skin.)

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Oh, and as a side note?



A few huge black bruises blooming on my skin (wtf?) for no reason and extreme nausea = very weird.





The bruises don't hurt - they just look like I've been donkey kicked in a few spots.





Plus I've been having hot flashes like fucking clockwork. You could cook an egg on my tummy right now.

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PandorasBx
17:37 Nov 01 2011

I can relate to the hot flashes :(

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BLOODLIFE
20:01 Nov 01 2011

Get to the doc's hun.

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Requiem
20:10 Nov 01 2011

Nah. Hot flashes are a normal part of menopause, and the bruises - I probably whacked myself on something and did not realize. Nausea, well. If it sticks around, I may have to do something about it. But .. no docs. No docs.

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Joli
17:52 Nov 02 2011

I take mine fried...and don't break the yolk!

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Khayman
01:34 Nov 04 2011

I know nothing of menopause. MOM, on the other hand...



You're still allowed to borrow her, you know. ;-)

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