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7 entries this month
 

Oh, this reminds me SO much of someone

17:53 Mar 21 2012
Times Read: 475






It's a metaphor!...but that really happened

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birra
birra
23:13 Mar 24 2012

Should have saved that one for April and Penis Awareness Month.





Joli
Joli
21:33 Mar 25 2012

It's never too early to be aware of penis.





 

21:54 Mar 10 2012
Times Read: 517


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VR Weather Report - High Pressure Drama system rolling in. Leave the umbrellas at home and take off your pants.



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And now for the human interest portion of the News



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Yep, he's definitely interested.



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"I can't read the teleprompter."



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"Can you read this?"



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"How dare you!"



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"NOW we have a show!"


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"You smell good"



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"Something has gone wrong."



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"That's all, folks!"















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birra
birra
23:15 Mar 10 2012

*SMH*





Morrigon
Morrigon
23:23 Mar 10 2012

The bottom two are definitely my favorites.





Requiem
Requiem
00:21 Mar 11 2012

HAhahahah This looked like so much fun!





 

02:02 Mar 08 2012
Times Read: 550


Ok, now re-read it and imagine you are placing the order and explaining how you want the wording to look on the cake.


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sPerAnZa
sPerAnZa
02:53 Mar 08 2012

Are people really not understand that? o.0

Dear god, its spreading.





PandorasBx
PandorasBx
21:59 Mar 10 2012

I just noticed the typo lol, grammar nazi I am. Too funny...or sad.





 

WalMart Cake

17:03 Mar 07 2012
Times Read: 573


Something went terribly wrong here. Can you figure out what it was?

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Dumb makes me smile :)

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Canislupus
Canislupus
18:32 Mar 07 2012

Maybe it as meant to sound like that? Ya know, like an office going away party joke? ~shrugs~





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
19:47 Mar 07 2012

Neat cake!!





PandorasBx
PandorasBx
19:54 Mar 07 2012

What language would that be? lol lordy.





Morrigon
Morrigon
02:41 Mar 08 2012

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birra
birra
03:16 Mar 08 2012

I think I figured it out....



...they ordered a cake from Wal-Mart.



Right?





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
03:42 Mar 08 2012

I'm just doin' 'zactly what the customer wanted, boss!





 

01:16 Mar 07 2012
Times Read: 598


Hmmm... Google "geoduck" and hit "images"



Am I the only one?


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birra
birra
01:31 Mar 07 2012

Yep.



A clam that looks like a dick.



Bunch'o gender confusion there....





Requiem
Requiem
01:35 Mar 07 2012

o.o Yeah ... It is a clam that looks like a penis.





xRobin3x
xRobin3x
01:59 Mar 07 2012

o_O O_o intresting





deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
08:27 Mar 07 2012

LOL





Canislupus
Canislupus
18:38 Mar 07 2012

o.0 what in the name of alien phallus are you people used to seeing? Looks like a clam on steroids to me, like those body builders who inject themselves with that water retention stuff.





 

20:55 Mar 06 2012
Times Read: 614


Dear Morri and Moonie,


You are welcome. I give to you the gift of this word which may become your new best friend. May I introduce you to the geoduck. It is actually pronounced "gooey duck" which is a free bonus.


Here is a link so that you may check out this handsome creature: geoduck


Feel free to pepper "gooey duck" into your everyday conversations. Example: You, sir, resemble the noble geoduck in manner and figure. Good day.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
21:02 Mar 06 2012

I wonder if they get bored...





Nightgame
Nightgame
04:54 Mar 07 2012

Oh boy I can't wait to see what comes of this :p





Ludovician
Ludovician
23:08 Mar 08 2012

Bow chicka wow wow...



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H-XnFgVGDeo/Si7Ybx8eyFI/AAAAAAAABKI/FFtmgZnDhGU/s400/geoduck1.jpg





 

17:01 Mar 05 2012
Times Read: 645


OK, no secret that I love words. I just read this, and as simple as it is, wow...brilliant!


It's a reader's comment on a highly touted biography about the life of Kurt Vonnegut. You know, the kind of elitist book that speaks more about his affairs than about his thoughts as a writer - the kind of book that everyone is standing in line to proclaim that you MUST read if you wish to have any claim to literacy at all.


But THIS reader, well, he left this as his review:


"This book was written in a clean room."


I smile every time I read that. :)


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Requiem
Requiem
01:49 Mar 06 2012

Heh. Damned with faint praise, indeed.





Nightgame
Nightgame
13:17 Mar 06 2012

Obviously this reader was taught "if you cannot say something good, don't say anything at all"








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