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I chalk it up to: Not being able to get the same perspective.



With everything we're working on now and all the shit we're going through, who rated who is really not a priority we can identify with.



VR isn't meaningless but some of the people sure seem like it sometimes...

Amen.

It is! bugs the hell out of me.

Full off typos.



Heeheehee. . . . .



But yes, you're right. We all make typographical errors, but an abundance of them is something else entirely.

You know, Chris... I typoed just about every word in that post when I wrote it... that was the only one I didn't catch.



The irony is not lost on me. I'll go feel shame now...

And, I just typoed your name...



Chrys.... CHRYS!

Ahahaha, no shame! (I spelled that "chame" by the way). You're made my day. Lmao.

Amen.

I don't care for profiles full of quizzes and crap. It's so much better when a person takes a moment to at least write a paragraph or two about themself.

I will take typos over long quizzes... Even more annoying to me are ten bazillion images of art that was scooped from Photobucket. If it takes more than three seconds to lad the profile... I'm hitting the back button.

oops... I missed an O

Coffee is a fantastic idea. But that, that is pretty horrid.

And I thought I was desperate for a fix this morning.

It's not horrid. I have a bunch of work to do this morning, just don't feel like making a pot...

It... uhm... gets better with age?

No. No it doesn't.

No, I'm a barista, coffee does, in fact, not get better with age. It's actually optimal for far less time than people realize (espresso degrades in under a minute after the shots are pulled).

I know this. However, the next day it still tastes like coffee, mostly... and has caffeine.



Sometimes that is all I need.

Now birra...that is just damn nasty.

Beat Future Self lazy with Present Self savvy: brew a pot of double strength coffee, pour it over ice into a large pitcher and throw the brew in the fridge. I promise it will taste much better. You don't have to drink it right away and it'll be waiting for you when Future Self just can't squeeze out one more fuck to give.

Hmm.. I will see if I can follow that recipe.

I think, in some odd sort of way, life gives us lessons to learn then later in life, when we forget about them, life throws us something really special that we least expect simply because we will appreciate it more.



I think MorrigOn is that special thing for you. She compliments you, brings out the good things you love and cherish, and nurtures it along side of you. She helps you grow with it, for instance- your love and passion for photography- and from that you are now able to blossom more with your nature abilities.



Funny how life does that, huh?

It's never to late to be what you might have been. :)

If life gives you lemons, find some who's life gave them vodka. If life gives you Morri, take that rekindled love and make your dreams come true.

You need no one and nothing to rekindle the brilliance within you.

your passion for a camera was probably always there but life got in the way until something as awesome as Morri rekindled it...A love story :)

They could tell you, but then they'd have to kill you.

o.o NeAT!

And as a side note, when my mouse pointer hovers over your avatar it looks like I'm picking Jack's nose.





"Heeeeerrrree's Johnny's boogers!"

you need to just b r e a t h e



anyway, cool dream :)

Damn, I was hoping for some Total Recall like shit.



Maaaan, I got FIVE kids to feed!



Then again, Oxygen rich gel kind of sounds like The Abyss.

Yeah...I had Abyss shudders when I read that, too. When the guy's mouse stops drowning and starts breathing, the other guys says something like, "See? she's doing it." But I love the owner's response, "Yeah, but she's not DIGGING it!"

Yeah, the scene where Ed Harris (this is who it was, right?) gets into the suit that fills with the liquid always gave me the creeps.



Almost as much as when he took off the suit and had to "breathe" again.

See, I told you you were gonna be an astronaut.

Do it. :)

Consulting - $500

Paper - $1.50

Line guaranteed to get you your money - priceless.

I'll take 150 of those....I swear, I'm ready to go old school. Baseball bats and busted knees!

pfhhht...Like they'd pay that!

It sounds like you need my invention. It's this button that you press whenever somebody's being ridiculous/stupid and it electrocutes them.

I love that idea.



Except I would probably get electrocuted on a daily basis....

Oh good.

May I critique the tone, timbre and volume? What of the pitch and assonance variables?

If you hear one with a southern accent, that one's mine....