TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!! TOO MUCH FUCKING INFORMATION!!!!
PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU! MAKE HER STOP!
Today I douched with carbonated water, I feel like I'm perhaps pregnant so I wanted to see if I could make the baby burp. I plungered most of it out with a dildo but I don't know if that really did anything it just made me feel like a butter churner. I'm really in a bad place and wish someone would rescue me or at least give two shits about me, which totally doesn't count the people who actually talk to me and god knows I don't want someone to say something with a shred of common sense just PLEASE tell me I'm pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
begging wont stop her,she wallows in her own pity now on a positive note...
and award for best actress in this category goes to morrigon :)
ohhhh after thought , i could be thinking of someone different than who your talking about..lol but sure put me in mind of someone on here * grins
J: but you're like me
J: I read cuz she's a train wreck
b: yeah, totally
Seriously... train wrecks almost make sense compared to that...
I mean... what?
My brain melted halfway through this...
Was this demonl***syou?
Let the witch know she has my support as well...
OH my dear! Oh dear me oh my! Wow.
wish it into the cornfield, Billy!
wish it into the cornfield!
My ass hurts a little from reading that...ick
Welll...that was a struggle reading that. Take heed people - poor spelling, grammar, and crack don't mix!
...here are some thoughts...
1. Your portfolio is a portfolio... it is set up by Cancer to allow you to easily upload pictures into a gallery which people can then easily browse through as they wish. Filling your portfolio description with all of the same pictures that are in your profile, lengthy descriptions, quotes, poems, stamps and quizes and then having nothing in the portfolio itself defeats the purpose of the portfolio... and is really annoying.
2. If you don't know HTML, stop using it until you figure it out. Screwed up, poorly formatted pages are also pretty annoying. Just put pictures in the portfolio itself and leave it at that.
3. Guys, I've seen enough pictures of tattoos to last a lifetime. Knock it off.
4. Girls, enough of the bathroom mirror and holding-the-cellphone-camera-above-my-head shots.... Knock it off.
5. Having a bunch of large picture files loading in the description section is also pretty annoying... just use the portfolio part.
..what did I forget?
Oh yes... stuffing the VR suggestion box... please take away the ability to code in the portfolio description and suspend if there are ANY potentially copyrighted images in the portfolio... even in the description...
Just my two-sense.
Couldn't agree more.
But but...my myspace shots are all ruined now! Oh damn. I just loving looking like an ass with my mirror shots. Lol
O.o I'm am now going straight to the bathroom to take mirror shots of my tattoo! Thank god I don't have a portfolio... haha
...why do I keep reading some of these journals???
...my head hurts. I'm done for the day.
Damn if I still could mark my entries as private!
because, like NASCAR, sometimes it's entertaining to watch the wrecks.
O.o Wait a second...you stop by mine today.
Hey, yeah...he was in mine, too :(
M: (sends a link to a picture)
M: two questions
M: 1. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
M: 2. I didn't know they made the corsets that big... Honestly.
B: that's not a corset....
B: ...that's a space station...
...a rare feline species native to Romania... their only known natural enemy... is... dictionaries.
...nothing really shocks me anymore, but sometimes these entries... are... well...
...I have to wonder if they're serious or not... I pray to whatever forces of nature there are... that these are not serious...
"i was testing to see if i could cure my vampireness but insteady i created a strange type of liquid that i had accidently spilled in my mouth, I am still my vampiress self but i am able to walk into sunlight, be near garlic and onions, tollerate wooden or silver objecats and and i able to drink and touch holly water."
Two questions really...
One, how do you accidently spill something in your mouth? Laying on the floor, left it on the table, shake the table until it falls into your mouth?
Two, I've never had "holly" water.. I'm not sure what that is. I can assume they mean holy water by context...
...but, how would she figure out she can drink it? Seriously, who would drink it? Have you ever seen the people who dunk their unwashed hands into holy water when walking into church?
A golden example of someone trying as hard as humanly possible to make people believe that they are more special than everyone else.
And an example of something reaaaaally working hard to make it up as they go.
and I have powers and stuff, but I drank this stuff and now I have no limitations and stuff, and oh yeah I can turn into stuff, and do stuff... YEAH!
It's cute.... Not really, but I have nothing nice to say about pathetic people like this.
fear the powa!
I have another question ....
what she was going to do with the liquid anyhow, if she never intended to drink it ?
It sure did affect her spelling
but if she is a vampire and she can now tollerate wooden or silver objecats I assume that she can now tolerate having a wooden stake hammered through her heart, because that's the only wooden object a vampire is supposed to be a mite bothered by ... accident or no, surviving that is something worth shouting about
Haha I saw that too..jeeze.
Perhaps a nuclear war isn't such a bad idea. I'm all for imagination and folks believing in their own delusions but come on! Seriously, try to at least rub your two remaining brain cells together to get a decent spark of creativity.
Dumb asses. lol
Holly-water... as in Hollywood water... as in really bad B movie! This is a cult classic of idiocy. If we read it over and over, we may in fact become retarded ourselves. Let's do it Birra! "Insteady" has become my new favorite word. I plan to use it in each and every one of my holiday cards. YAY
I suddenly had a thought in the middle of geography about this one ... if she's a vampire, she sleeps upside down hanging from something - it makes it easier to accidentally spill something into her mouth :D
True.. and if she sleeps hanging upside-down from a bar-rail....
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