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TMI!!!!!

05:07 Dec 30 2008
Times Read: 968


TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!! TOO MUCH FUCKING INFORMATION!!!!



PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU! MAKE HER STOP!


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Morrigon
Morrigon
05:11 Dec 30 2008

Today I douched with carbonated water, I feel like I'm perhaps pregnant so I wanted to see if I could make the baby burp. I plungered most of it out with a dildo but I don't know if that really did anything it just made me feel like a butter churner. I'm really in a bad place and wish someone would rescue me or at least give two shits about me, which totally doesn't count the people who actually talk to me and god knows I don't want someone to say something with a shred of common sense just PLEASE tell me I'm pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





*clings*





MysticMoon
MysticMoon
14:33 Dec 30 2008

begging wont stop her,she wallows in her own pity now on a positive note...



and award for best actress in this category goes to morrigon :)





MysticMoon
MysticMoon
14:40 Dec 30 2008

ohhhh after thought , i could be thinking of someone different than who your talking about..lol but sure put me in mind of someone on here * grins





 

A train wreck.... is an understatement.

20:11 Dec 24 2008
Times Read: 994


J: but you're like me

J: I read cuz she's a train wreck

b: yeah, totally


Seriously... train wrecks almost make sense compared to that...


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Joli
Joli
20:36 Dec 24 2008

You...quoted me when I typed "cuz?" Infidel!



Photobucket





birra
birra
20:48 Dec 24 2008

Hence I only used an initial, not your name...



...you blew it.





StoneCrow
StoneCrow
22:26 Dec 24 2008

Oooo ~points~ Heh.





 

Seriously?

04:49 Dec 21 2008
Times Read: 1,029


I mean... what?


My brain melted halfway through this...


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Morrigon
Morrigon
05:20 Dec 21 2008

Guuuuuuuuuuuuh....








muckymuck
muckymuck
05:24 Dec 21 2008

Was this demonl***syou?






Irony
Irony
06:38 Dec 21 2008

Let the witch know she has my support as well...





Nista
Nista
08:17 Dec 21 2008

fucking hell.





LadyKrystalynDarkstar
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
08:27 Dec 21 2008

OH my dear! Oh dear me oh my! Wow.





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
14:52 Dec 21 2008

wish it into the cornfield, Billy!

wish it into the cornfield!

*poof*





StoneCrow
StoneCrow
16:45 Dec 21 2008

My ass hurts a little from reading that...ick





Isis101
Isis101
21:23 Dec 31 2008

Welll...that was a struggle reading that. Take heed people - poor spelling, grammar, and crack don't mix!





 

So much for portfolios for today as well...

22:45 Dec 15 2008
Times Read: 1,061


...here are some thoughts...


1. Your portfolio is a portfolio... it is set up by Cancer to allow you to easily upload pictures into a gallery which people can then easily browse through as they wish. Filling your portfolio description with all of the same pictures that are in your profile, lengthy descriptions, quotes, poems, stamps and quizes and then having nothing in the portfolio itself defeats the purpose of the portfolio... and is really annoying.


2. If you don't know HTML, stop using it until you figure it out. Screwed up, poorly formatted pages are also pretty annoying. Just put pictures in the portfolio itself and leave it at that.


3. Guys, I've seen enough pictures of tattoos to last a lifetime. Knock it off.


4. Girls, enough of the bathroom mirror and holding-the-cellphone-camera-above-my-head shots.... Knock it off.


5. Having a bunch of large picture files loading in the description section is also pretty annoying... just use the portfolio part.


..what did I forget?


Oh yes... stuffing the VR suggestion box... please take away the ability to code in the portfolio description and suspend if there are ANY potentially copyrighted images in the portfolio... even in the description...


Just my two-sense.


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Xzavier
Xzavier
23:14 Dec 15 2008

Couldn't agree more.





Manda
Manda
23:24 Dec 15 2008

But but...my myspace shots are all ruined now! Oh damn. I just loving looking like an ass with my mirror shots. Lol





ChasingTheGhost
ChasingTheGhost
00:00 Dec 25 2008

O.o I'm am now going straight to the bathroom to take mirror shots of my tattoo! Thank god I don't have a portfolio... haha





 

A why on myself....

21:25 Dec 15 2008
Times Read: 1,077


...why do I keep reading some of these journals???


...my head hurts. I'm done for the day.


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deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
21:30 Dec 15 2008

Damn if I still could mark my entries as private!





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
22:07 Dec 15 2008

because, like NASCAR, sometimes it's entertaining to watch the wrecks.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
23:51 Dec 15 2008

O.o Wait a second...you stop by mine today.













:)





Joli
Joli
22:35 Dec 16 2008

Hey, yeah...he was in mine, too :(





 

Portfolio madness....

18:38 Dec 15 2008
Times Read: 1,097


M: (sends a link to a picture)


M: two questions


M: 1. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????


M: 2. I didn't know they made the corsets that big... Honestly.


B: that's not a corset....


B: ...that's a space station...


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Xzavier
Xzavier
19:04 Dec 15 2008

Wow, lmao!





Isis101
Isis101
21:25 Dec 31 2008

Oh...so mean. That's messed up. LOL!





 

Objecats....

21:58 Dec 14 2008
Times Read: 1,126


...a rare feline species native to Romania... their only known natural enemy... is... dictionaries.


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captainglobehead
captainglobehead
13:57 Dec 15 2008

Objecats, and the people who breed them, are the rats in the internet walls. Noisy, malodorous, filthy, unpleasant and unwanted cyber vermin.





 

Random journal ugliness....

19:00 Dec 14 2008
Times Read: 1,141


...nothing really shocks me anymore, but sometimes these entries... are... well...


...I have to wonder if they're serious or not... I pray to whatever forces of nature there are... that these are not serious...

"i was testing to see if i could cure my vampireness but insteady i created a strange type of liquid that i had accidently spilled in my mouth, I am still my vampiress self but i am able to walk into sunlight, be near garlic and onions, tollerate wooden or silver objecats and and i able to drink and touch holly water."


Two questions really...


One, how do you accidently spill something in your mouth? Laying on the floor, left it on the table, shake the table until it falls into your mouth?


Two, I've never had "holly" water.. I'm not sure what that is. I can assume they mean holy water by context...


...but, how would she figure out she can drink it? Seriously, who would drink it? Have you ever seen the people who dunk their unwashed hands into holy water when walking into church?


Ewww....


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Morrigon
Morrigon
19:10 Dec 14 2008

A golden example of someone trying as hard as humanly possible to make people believe that they are more special than everyone else.



And an example of something reaaaaally working hard to make it up as they go.



and I have powers and stuff, but I drank this stuff and now I have no limitations and stuff, and oh yeah I can turn into stuff, and do stuff... YEAH!



It's cute.... Not really, but I have nothing nice to say about pathetic people like this.



*fart*





deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
19:11 Dec 14 2008

fear the powa!





artemka
artemka
21:16 Dec 14 2008

I have another question ....



what she was going to do with the liquid anyhow, if she never intended to drink it ?



It sure did affect her spelling



but if she is a vampire and she can now tollerate wooden or silver objecats I assume that she can now tolerate having a wooden stake hammered through her heart, because that's the only wooden object a vampire is supposed to be a mite bothered by ... accident or no, surviving that is something worth shouting about






Oceanne
Oceanne
23:53 Dec 14 2008

Haha I saw that too..jeeze.





Xzavier
Xzavier
00:43 Dec 15 2008

Perhaps a nuclear war isn't such a bad idea. I'm all for imagination and folks believing in their own delusions but come on! Seriously, try to at least rub your two remaining brain cells together to get a decent spark of creativity.



Dumb asses. lol





ChasingTheGhost
ChasingTheGhost
05:40 Dec 15 2008

Holly-water... as in Hollywood water... as in really bad B movie! This is a cult classic of idiocy. If we read it over and over, we may in fact become retarded ourselves. Let's do it Birra! "Insteady" has become my new favorite word. I plan to use it in each and every one of my holiday cards. YAY





artemka
artemka
20:11 Dec 15 2008

I suddenly had a thought in the middle of geography about this one ... if she's a vampire, she sleeps upside down hanging from something - it makes it easier to accidentally spill something into her mouth :D





birra
birra
21:08 Dec 15 2008

True.. and if she sleeps hanging upside-down from a bar-rail....








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