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Today I douched with carbonated water, I feel like I'm perhaps pregnant so I wanted to see if I could make the baby burp. I plungered most of it out with a dildo but I don't know if that really did anything it just made me feel like a butter churner. I'm really in a bad place and wish someone would rescue me or at least give two shits about me, which totally doesn't count the people who actually talk to me and god knows I don't want someone to say something with a shred of common sense just PLEASE tell me I'm pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





*clings*

begging wont stop her,she wallows in her own pity now on a positive note...



and award for best actress in this category goes to morrigon :)

ohhhh after thought , i could be thinking of someone different than who your talking about..lol but sure put me in mind of someone on here * grins

You...quoted me when I typed "cuz?" Infidel!

Hence I only used an initial, not your name...



...you blew it.

Oooo ~points~ Heh.

Guuuuuuuuuuuuh....

Was this demonl***syou?

Let the witch know she has my support as well...

fucking hell.

OH my dear! Oh dear me oh my! Wow.

wish it into the cornfield, Billy!

wish it into the cornfield!

*poof*

My ass hurts a little from reading that...ick

Welll...that was a struggle reading that. Take heed people - poor spelling, grammar, and crack don't mix!

Couldn't agree more.

But but...my myspace shots are all ruined now! Oh damn. I just loving looking like an ass with my mirror shots. Lol

O.o I'm am now going straight to the bathroom to take mirror shots of my tattoo! Thank god I don't have a portfolio... haha

Damn if I still could mark my entries as private!

because, like NASCAR, sometimes it's entertaining to watch the wrecks.

O.o Wait a second...you stop by mine today.













:)

Hey, yeah...he was in mine, too :(

Wow, lmao!

Oh...so mean. That's messed up. LOL!

Objecats, and the people who breed them, are the rats in the internet walls. Noisy, malodorous, filthy, unpleasant and unwanted cyber vermin.

A golden example of someone trying as hard as humanly possible to make people believe that they are more special than everyone else.



And an example of something reaaaaally working hard to make it up as they go.



and I have powers and stuff, but I drank this stuff and now I have no limitations and stuff, and oh yeah I can turn into stuff, and do stuff... YEAH!



It's cute.... Not really, but I have nothing nice to say about pathetic people like this.



*fart*

fear the powa!

I have another question ....



what she was going to do with the liquid anyhow, if she never intended to drink it ?



It sure did affect her spelling



but if she is a vampire and she can now tollerate wooden or silver objecats I assume that she can now tolerate having a wooden stake hammered through her heart, because that's the only wooden object a vampire is supposed to be a mite bothered by ... accident or no, surviving that is something worth shouting about

Haha I saw that too..jeeze.

Perhaps a nuclear war isn't such a bad idea. I'm all for imagination and folks believing in their own delusions but come on! Seriously, try to at least rub your two remaining brain cells together to get a decent spark of creativity.



Dumb asses. lol

Holly-water... as in Hollywood water... as in really bad B movie! This is a cult classic of idiocy. If we read it over and over, we may in fact become retarded ourselves. Let's do it Birra! "Insteady" has become my new favorite word. I plan to use it in each and every one of my holiday cards. YAY

I suddenly had a thought in the middle of geography about this one ... if she's a vampire, she sleeps upside down hanging from something - it makes it easier to accidentally spill something into her mouth :D

True.. and if she sleeps hanging upside-down from a bar-rail....