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Need... more.. hours...

19:44 May 31 2011
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I need more hours in he day. I really do.


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
22:44 May 31 2011

he day? ;)





birra
birra
23:20 May 31 2011

goddam T.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
00:03 Jun 01 2011

So...



Males are now days?



O.o





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
13:28 Jun 01 2011

Ahhh... that explains the fucked up Mondays and Fridays. They are males! ;)





 

Ooooo! New game!

02:40 May 31 2011
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Kismet Challenge! We're going to start playing this for favor....


Can you un-Engrish this famous saying back into its original form?

This is considered inappropriate, and examination of the soul.


The trick is, you can't run it through the translator backward. It's like making a copy of a copy of a copy... it just keeps getting worse.


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Sulks
Sulks
14:06 May 31 2011

you can't always get what you want, but you get what you need?



birra
birra
14:50 May 31 2011

No, that is a good one though. I'll have to keep it in mind.





PAGAN
PAGAN
15:56 May 31 2011

hmmm...gah. It's really bugging me and I have no idea. Spent all morning at work thinking about it haha :P





Joli
Joli
17:37 May 31 2011

“Re-examine all that you have been told... dismiss that which insults your soul.” - Walt Whitman ?





birra
birra
19:15 May 31 2011

Good one, Joli. But I'm sorry, that is not correct.





ladySnowStrixx
ladySnowStrixx
20:25 May 31 2011

Ok this probably isn't right either but:



"The eyes are the window to the soul'.





birra
birra
23:19 May 31 2011

Nope. Not correct.





faeriemoon
faeriemoon
04:00 Jun 01 2011

Hind sight is 20/20?



I have no clue...I'm grabbing straws here and this game is driving me CRAZY! lol





birra
birra
04:07 Jun 01 2011

I'm sorry, that is incorrect.





faeriemoon
faeriemoon
04:34 Jun 01 2011

May God have mercy on your soul...





birra
birra
05:11 Jun 01 2011

Nope. Slightly closer. :)





Deity
Deity
07:04 Jun 01 2011

The unexamined life is not worth living?






birra
birra
14:19 Jun 01 2011

No, that is not correct.





Sulks
Sulks
14:22 Jun 01 2011

gah. may god have mercy on your soul Birra! still cannot figure it out even with the help of everyone at work. The closest I can get is: something, something, something, soul searching ? LOL





birra
birra
14:32 Jun 01 2011

Well, one thing going against you is... this saying is uniquely American.





PAGAN
PAGAN
14:45 Jun 01 2011

not fair! haha!





TheDarkAssassin
TheDarkAssassin
07:29 Jun 02 2011

May the lord have mercy on your soul





Joli
Joli
18:35 Jun 02 2011

g*ddammit?





birra
birra
04:22 Jun 03 2011

Nope - neither of those are correct.





Sulks
Sulks
14:34 Jun 04 2011

Right. I give up. I know I will be familiar with the phrase when I hear it too which is worse LOL



I'm guessing its a famous American person who has said it, and its a little historical in origin. I even looked up the Gettysburg Address by Abe Lincoln but could find nothing remotely connected to 'soul'...



Spill the beans please! LOL





 

Lyrical Engrish

23:53 May 30 2011
Times Read: 988


Ever take lyrics from some of your favorite songs and Engrish them up? Take the English, translate it to Chinese, then to Japanese then back to English...


You get some fun results, especially with more poetic lyrics like these...


Rush, Cold Fire


"The Pattern of Moonlight on the bedroom floor is a cold fire."


Turns into:


"Facilities during the Cold War I discharge room floor Tuesday that the expression of moonlight mode"


Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb


"There is no pain, you are receding."


Turns into:


"Without pain, you are going backward."



The Beatles, I Am the Walrus


"Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down."


Turns into:


"Custard yellow substance, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Xanthippe Crabalocker porn nuns

The boy was a naughty girl underwear, let you down."


They might be a little too poetic....


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NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
23:58 May 30 2011

"Custard yellow substance, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Xanthippe Crabalocker porn nuns

The boy was a naughty girl underwear, let you down."




Heh... That's awesome!



Morrigon
Morrigon
01:05 May 31 2011

You sir, have invented the best way to find a new kismet.





 

Hrrmmm...

21:43 May 30 2011
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C-man needs to increase the character length options for journal section titles. I wanted to rename this one "Cavalcade of Insignificance" but it is way too long...


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My never ending parade of insignificant mentionings...

21:02 May 30 2011
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...I could really go for a bologna and liver sausage sandwich right now.


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NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
21:08 May 30 2011

Please, please tell me that a bologna and liver sausage sandwich is a metaphor for something else? Or a joke?



O.o





birra
birra
21:09 May 30 2011

No... I can't imagine what that would be a metaphor for.





Requiem
Requiem
21:27 May 30 2011

I kind of wish it was a metaphor. :-X





 

Mmmm.. bacon.

15:23 May 30 2011
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Whenever I make bacon for breakfast, it reminds me of a trip to Alaska. I don't know why....


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NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
00:08 May 31 2011

You helped raise a pig there?



;P





 

Snailvasion...

14:16 May 27 2011
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...I should take a picture of it. Snails - everywhere. With all this rain, they're trying to escape the drowning Earth and get to higher ground. So the driveway, the sidewalks, the barn doors, the garbage cans.... everything has snails crawling on it. Thousands of them.


They're small and goldish in color. They're not easy to see in the driveway - nor are they easy to avoid. Walking on the driveway feels... well... crunchy.


It feels a bit creepy. No pun intended.


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captainglobehead
captainglobehead
14:18 May 27 2011

Maybe it really is the beginning of the end of days. Prophets and scholars got the date wrong because they didn't count on the first plague being snails.



That would throw anyone's calendar off.





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
14:20 May 27 2011

Yes, I get the irony. Calling snails slow. That coming from a turtle.





 

Ahhh....

03:19 May 27 2011
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Late night - just got in. Need dinner. Cooking on cam. Be there or... don't be there. Whichever.


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Hmmm...

20:39 May 26 2011
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What can I talk about today? Hmmm... oh, I can mention my daughter just won another writing contest at school. Along with having her art selected for the art gallery exhibit, I'm just trying to keep it all from going to her head... and, unsuccessfully.


When I grow up, I hope to be as good as she is...


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Areli
Areli
21:14 May 26 2011

Well, if she writes as well as you, is it any wonder where she gets her talent from?





Whimsical
Whimsical
22:26 May 26 2011

That is pretty amazing.





How can she not inherit such talent?





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
23:46 May 26 2011

Can you say, "Harvard"?





faeriemoon
faeriemoon
01:43 May 27 2011

It's so awesome to hear you boast about your daughter's achievements. She's a lucky girl to have such a proud Papa. :)





 

Moments from tonight...

03:01 May 24 2011
Times Read: 1,100


Quoteables:


"Holy Simoly!"


"Have at your balls."


The night is still young. I'm going to work on the pervy avatar to compete with Deity and Moonie.


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Deity
Deity
03:03 May 24 2011

Right on!



Pervy avatars ♥





RedQueen
RedQueen
01:30 May 25 2011

I want you in a thong. NOW.





Areli
Areli
21:13 May 26 2011

LOL @ RQ's comment.



If you get in a thong on VR... I will buy you and Morri flowers! XP





birra
birra
22:00 May 26 2011

OMG. Flowers? You think I would get in a thong for a bunch of dying symbolic vaginas?



Moolah, baby. I might live free, but 'dis body ain't free for nobody!



Well... actually it is... but the effort to embarrass myself isn't.





 

Time flies when you're having...

21:54 May 23 2011
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...why does it seem like the days just fly by from hour to hour every day?


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Bones
Bones
21:57 May 23 2011

You must love your job.... Or the company you share the office with. ;)





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
01:09 May 24 2011

Because you're getting older. Plain and "simoly" lol





 

Oye.

16:52 May 23 2011
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I saw a friend on Facebook friended a guy we knew since elementary school, so I checked out the friend's profile.


He looks JUST like his father did when I knew him, and back then his father looked like was in his 80's even though he was in his 50's. So this guy who is the same age I am, looks like he is at least 20-years older. He looks grandfatherly.


I refuse to grow old before my time. It isn't like I'm going to go out and get cosmetic surgery to prevent looking old, but I refuse to allow myself to age prematurely.


Young at heart, young in spirit - or maybe it's just the genetics... I don't know. I'm just going to do what I can to keep young and active.


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Sulks
Sulks
16:58 May 23 2011

I also refuse to grow old, that is, until I start to feel old. Right now, I don't feel my age yet folk I was in school with seem to have already begun to look and act like the Elderly.



maybe it's a Peter-Pan Syndrome? haha





Requiem
Requiem
21:57 May 23 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfk8kLJMab0



Hehehe





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
01:11 May 24 2011

Amen to that, B. Life and adventure will keep you young. Not botox and stitches.





 

Acoustic open mic...

01:22 May 23 2011
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...my friend from high school came over to play some acoustic guitar while Morri sang... going to try and join him and his folk-rock ensemble for a few open mic engagements.


It was fun. We drank Jack and Magic Hat #9 and sang a bunch of classic rock songs. We discovered he know a lot we don't and we know a lot he doesn't and there isn't much meeting ground between but it give us an idea of what we need to learn...


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brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
01:12 May 24 2011

Can't wait for the CD........good for you guys. Take it all in and eat it all up.





 

It was da bomb...

18:11 May 22 2011
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...completely lacked any kind of Rapture yesterday, which was fine. Our celebration of Morri's birthday was kind of a Birthday Party/Last Supper.


The menu was amazing. Our friends really out did themselves with home made everything. Bacon wrapped scallops, mac & cheese from scratch, BBQ'd spare ribs, Fritatas... it was an incredible feast.


I think with this group we've all gotten to the point where we each try and out-do each other with what we make. I might be losing that battle, even - but I'm seriously benefiting from being a contender!


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imagesinwords
imagesinwords
19:03 May 22 2011

Wow, sounds delicious. That's what I'd want on my birthday menu! Seems like a good time was had by all.





birra
birra
19:17 May 22 2011

Oh, it was. And then Rock Band until about 1:30AM.



I think we sang about 50 songs - it was crazy.





Deity
Deity
20:23 May 22 2011

That sounds incredibly yummy.



What better way to go out than with a bang.



Wait.



No one went out, right? RIGHT?





 

Totally diggin' it.

05:03 May 21 2011
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...the movie just went from ridiculous to absurdly ridiculous.


I like it.


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03:11 May 21 2011
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...I think I'm going to cap off the night with rum cake and Machete.


Mmm.. rum and boobies.


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MooniePie
MooniePie
03:12 May 21 2011

Ohhh rum and boobies would totally decrease my cranky factor. :D





deringerdan
deringerdan
11:21 May 21 2011

You have to admit the cell phone in the coochie was awesome ;)





 

Hrrmmm...

00:54 May 21 2011
Times Read: 1,223


...I need to do a photo for my new avatar.


Any suggestions?


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naylastar
naylastar
00:54 May 21 2011

Dumbledore! :)





Requiem
Requiem
01:54 May 21 2011

An imp. A not so nice mischievous imp.





 

A new twist...

22:43 May 20 2011
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...like a twist you've never seen...


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Yum!

18:36 May 20 2011
Times Read: 1,256


I egg fried some of last night's leftover rice and salmon with some soy and teriyaki sauce.


It is like, luxury lunch. Delicious!


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Joli
Joli
19:29 May 20 2011

You know, it's still lunchtime here, you cruel bastard!





birra
birra
19:49 May 20 2011

I'm cruel because I care...





birra
birra
19:49 May 20 2011

...wait. What?





RedQueen
RedQueen
00:14 May 21 2011

Hello? I'd like to order delivery?





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
22:42 May 22 2011

It's like salmon egg foo young. Only with a little more egg and a lot less foo young.





 

Just another day.

02:57 May 18 2011
Times Read: 1,274


...my day started with a change in schedule as I was arriving to a job site, continued with a change in schedule that is going to make me re-arrange my day tomorrow and ended with me watching my daughter's soccer team play valiantly in more harsh conditions against a team that had 8 substitutes to her team's... no substitutes.


I'm proud of them. Even to the end, they still fought and hung in there.


I'm learning my lessons watching them work, learn and achieve every week.


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Anniversary of our loses...

03:04 May 17 2011
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...Morri has made mention of Jim Henson, the creator of The Muppets. He passed away on May 16, 1990 and with his passing, one of our entertainment industry's greatest creative minds was lost.


Last week Wednesday, May 11 marked the 10th anniversary of the death of Douglas Adams - author of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


This was a realization I just made yesterday looking up the spelling of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...


...there was a relevance, trust me.


I also discovered in honor of Douglas Adams, May 25th is Annual International Towel Day. I wish I had made that discovery a week ago. What a perfect theme for one of our Wednesday night meetings! We can still celebrate it a week later though.


I'm looking forward to that, now.

Don't Panic

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NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
03:10 May 17 2011

Towels, Toga style?



O.O





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
03:16 May 17 2011

In every LARP and Comicon I have registered at or attended I have always used the name Arthur Dent.



About 1 person in 20 looks at me in askance and questions my moniker.





birra
birra
03:30 May 17 2011

Really? Are they just too young usually?





placidchaos
placidchaos
07:35 May 17 2011

May 25th is Towel Day eh? I think I shall celebrate it this year.





Requiem
Requiem
12:34 May 17 2011

♥ A good friend of mine, is son insists upon going as Arthur Dent for Halloween, and has the past 5 years running. "There is no one cooler, Dad."





Joli
Joli
19:36 May 20 2011

I know this is irreverent, but I couldn't help thinking of this clip when you posted about Henson's death.



http://youtu.be/wgYbey0xLqA





birra
birra
19:48 May 20 2011

Wakka-Wakka.





 

Sometimes...

01:03 May 16 2011
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...sometimes when I use my brain, I get things done faster.


Me done do dat thinkin' good. Yup.


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deringerdan
deringerdan
12:00 May 16 2011

Brain, you mean you still actually have one of those ;) I thought this site sucked what brain we all had and used it for zombie food ...





 

Ahhhh...

00:12 May 16 2011
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....ahhh, great shower. I feel... human again. ;)


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Ideas!

21:28 May 15 2011
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Just returned from a trip to the Albright-Knox Art Gallery in Buffalo. My daughter, along with many of her peers from every school in her district, has art on display. It is quite an honor for them - considering the art from only one male and one female student from each grade is selected for the display.


She is in fifth grade - her art is impressive for her age. But some of the art on display is outstanding. Art was an area I enjoyed and excelled at in school, so to see her work, her progress and the creations of these other students - I was awestruck.


So much of it was creatively done on digital media... if only they had digital cameras back when I was in school!


Another very impressive display was the RAW display - the Future Curators exhibit - which is a collection of art done by local high school students that is on a permanent but rotating display along with all the rest of the gallery. The A-K is impressive. They have original works of Picasso, Monet, Van Gogh, Warhol - just to name a few. Much of it donated by the Knox family.


But the work in the RAW exhibit in many cases is simply breathtaking in form, creativity and statement. It blows away much of what the gallery has collected over the years from popular "professional" artists.


It inspired me and broke down my spirit a little at the same time. I need to do something more with my photography than just take pictures of pretty women and interesting places. I need to create something more than just nice images to look at. I need to make something that means more than just portfolio fodder.


I have my quest.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
15:37 May 16 2011

I admire that you're hard driven and realize that you have no borders. I look forward to seeing what you create.





 

Black Swan

20:10 May 14 2011
Times Read: 1,360


One of those movies that at the end of it you just have to go, "Hmm."


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Morrigon
Morrigon
20:44 May 14 2011

Yeah.... but thanks for watchin it with me! Ready for Machete?





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
22:45 May 22 2011

At the end I went, "Ok, I get it." It was in the middle that I went, "Wait....what?"





 

Modesty is often not my strongest quality.

05:13 May 14 2011
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I have to say... that dinner was amazing.


*pats my own back*


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Morrigon
Morrigon
05:29 May 14 2011

It was incredible.





 

It is creativity time.

01:30 May 14 2011
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Morri has challenged (requested?) me to make something with chicken, mandarin oranges and make it sweet & spicy.


In the kitchen - on webcam - cheer or jeer, I'll drink a beer.


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MooniePie
MooniePie
01:33 May 14 2011

Ohhh that sounds really good!



I'd go for challenge. She's in a challenging mood today. lol





Morrigon
Morrigon
02:09 May 14 2011

That rhymed





 

Shame...

18:39 May 13 2011
Times Read: 1,411


...speaking of animals making comebacks, apparently the black bear population in the area is on the rise. Williamsville, NY is a heavily populated northern suburb of Buffalo - very much where the current center of business and commerce for the area sits.


According to the article, the police shot and killed a bear in this area last year, which to me is quite sad. There has to be a friendlier way of capturing and relocating them back to more woodland areas of neighboring Niagara and Wyoming counties.


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faeriemoon
faeriemoon
04:41 May 16 2011

um, they shot it just because it wandered into the area?! WTF!? That's barbaric. Back home we call Moose and Goose (Fish and Game Troopers) and they come in, tranquilize the bear, load it up in the back of a pick up, and haul back out into the woods. The ONLY time a bear is killed is if it has become a serious threat. Basically it has to either kill or maul a human.



Alaskans understand that we, (the humans), are encroaching into the bear's territory. They were there first. Plus, we're the ones leaving temptation out in the form of a garbage can filled with an easy meal.



GAH! I'm gonna stop now before my blood pressure gets too high....stupid humans...





Isis101
Isis101
04:06 May 23 2011

I agree...they know that wildlife will come into town from time to time, so it makes sense to always have tranquilizers on hand, instead of always using bullets.

Here, a cop shot and killed a fawn that was in someone's carport...talk about the outrage here. Sad.





 

Whoa...

18:34 May 13 2011
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...it is amazing what happens sometimes when you simply stop worrying about something.


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faeriemoon
faeriemoon
04:42 May 16 2011

:) 'bout damn time....





 

FEH.

04:13 May 12 2011
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There is a fox checking out hen house.


Some people might think it is a metaphor, but it's not. There is literally a fox checking out my hen house. I had to chase it away tonight while mowing the lawn.


Although I will do what I can to protect the chickens without harming the fox, I have to say I'm a bit inspired to see a fox in the area. It has been decades since such animals have been around. Not sure if the populations are making a comeback or if it is just development pushing them into what is left of rural areas...


I hope pheasant make a comeback too....


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imagesinwords
imagesinwords
06:26 May 12 2011

Awesome. We have two foxes on base that run around during the day even. I see them when I go for walks all the time, and they get pretty close. Foxes are one wild canine proven tame-able, actually. I recently watched a documentary about it. These two are just used to everyone, they get close, but run off just in time. The red one follows me at night when I am on the track power-walking... once followed me to the ATM machine.





Joli
Joli
09:31 May 12 2011

Yeah, we have a few around our neighborhood. I'm with you, birra...I've lived in Greater New Orleans my whole life and I've never seen one until recently. Pretty damn cool!





 

Good sports...

04:42 May 11 2011
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...better than the 41F and rain from last week; tonight my daughter's soccer team got to play on a dry, nicely manicured field in mid-50s and over-cast. Perfect weather for football of any kind - and they kicked butt!


*beaming*


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Sulks
Sulks
07:34 May 11 2011

YAY!





 

Goals

17:33 May 10 2011
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I have a few goals in mind for this Saturday.


1. Get my office clean.

2. Get yard work done.

3. Editing photos.

4. Work with Morri in getting my new stamp finished.


Priorities in that order.


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Too early.

11:39 May 10 2011
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Common' coffee...


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Yeah... you know it.

16:40 May 09 2011
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She is smarter than you are. Even if you think she isn't, I can assure you, she is.


Stop trying to out smart her. You're just making yourself look foolish.


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02:32 May 09 2011
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I need to write some poetry... or create... I need to do something creative and worthwhile tonight.


Cooking on cam might be the answer.


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Joli
Joli
23:34 May 09 2011

YESSSSS. Feed me poetry!!!!!





 

Ok...

23:27 May 08 2011
Times Read: 1,561


....so... I... umm... what now?


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Areli
Areli
23:58 May 08 2011

Uhh... Bust out the tequila/rum/cognac and have at it?



=P





birra
birra
00:52 May 09 2011

I think so...





RedQueen
RedQueen
04:53 May 09 2011

Are we going to bash a bottle of champagne over the computer to christen the new coven?



*snark*





birra
birra
04:57 May 09 2011

I might as well have - I killed one computer today...





RedQueen
RedQueen
00:44 May 10 2011

I knew I loved you for a reason- you're human just like the rest of us, contrary to popular belief around here...*chuckling*





birra
birra
03:21 May 10 2011

I don't know what happened...





 

WOO!

06:04 May 08 2011
Times Read: 1,587


Now we start to see the value... that happened quicker than I thought it would.


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*ahem*

19:03 May 07 2011
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I have some kids music on MP3 in my music collection... and often just let Media Player randomly select songs...


...it's hard to take VR seriously when "There was a farmer who had a dog, and BINGO was his Name-o..." is playing.


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Sulks
Sulks
19:15 May 07 2011

damn tune LOL





RedQueen
RedQueen
19:34 May 07 2011

And now of course, it is stuck in everybody's head who read this blasted thing...lol





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
13:10 May 08 2011

Great.



Bad Romance is now replaced by "... and Bingo was his name-o!"






 

Never imagined...

22:50 May 06 2011
Times Read: 1,672


...I never thought I'd get excited about having a coven. But, this is exciting.


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Nedra
Nedra
23:35 May 06 2011

Congrats! I am sure that it will be a blast





 

Big ol' WOOOOOHOOOOO!

18:46 May 06 2011
Times Read: 1,731


I am so fucking excited! Two members here that I have long admired and cherished as friends have just volunteered to help me with my coven!


I'm.... I'm.... I'm all verklempt! Discuss amongst yerselves...


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Morrigon
Morrigon
18:48 May 06 2011

You just rock like that.





Joli
Joli
18:50 May 06 2011

I'm in it for the glory.





sahahria
sahahria
18:54 May 06 2011

RAWR! :)





Enrapture
Enrapture
18:58 May 06 2011

Birra has a Coven?





birra
birra
19:02 May 06 2011

Really, Joli? You're going to be horribly disappointed. Heh.





Mobius
Mobius
19:12 May 06 2011

Tell me this ISN'T actually about glory...





Deity
Deity
19:14 May 06 2011

Must. Resist. Being. Lewd.





birra
birra
19:21 May 06 2011

Why resist it here? We're lewd everywhere else we go....





Deity
Deity
19:23 May 06 2011

I was trying to respect your private place.





I have an image to uphold. :p





birra
birra
19:29 May 06 2011

But I like it when women violate my private place...



...uhh.. wait. What?





Raina
Raina
20:29 May 06 2011

Congratulations on the Coven. I am sure you will make a wonderful CM.





RedQueen
RedQueen
22:25 May 06 2011

ROFLMAO- ohmiGAWD, you and Deity....I haven't laughed that hard in days....lol



Is violation of private places de riguer in your coven? lol





birra
birra
22:45 May 06 2011

Totally - however I am the master!



*ahem*



Ok, I'm really a switch, but I have to carry the title here...





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
22:47 May 06 2011

Glory?



Go for the Glory Hole!!

Woo hoo!!!



Party time in birra's glorious Coven!





Wait...

Did I take that a bit far?



;P





Deity
Deity
23:13 May 06 2011

Fuck it. It's a free for all.



I mean.



What?





birra
birra
01:22 May 07 2011

I think what you meant is, when you come in my coven, the fucking was free for all?



Wait... what?





SpecialK
SpecialK
03:55 May 07 2011

Free fucking? I'm biting my tongue, or my fingers as it were.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
13:11 May 08 2011

Ahh...



Is there a fee to entire this partah?



XP





 

Mmmm....

15:44 May 06 2011
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....it smells so good in the office after we make breakfast. I should put an egg and a piece of turkey in a pan and just let it slowly fry all day.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
15:45 May 06 2011

*gets out notepad*



*Adds to list of worst ideas Birra has had...*





RedQueen
RedQueen
22:24 May 06 2011

You'll gain weight, I swear to GOD you will...





 

Help wanted...

20:13 May 05 2011
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..anyone want to help run an experimental coven? Looking for one or two good active members. There is no glory in what I'm working on here, but you are pretty much guaranteed a sire mark!


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naylastar
naylastar
22:10 May 05 2011

What's the experiment?





birra
birra
22:57 May 05 2011

Well, you don't really get to find that out until you've passed the initiation.



I'll get the baby oil and the goat. Hang on to this paddle and put on this toga when you have a sec...





naylastar
naylastar
23:34 May 05 2011

Lol I'm not sure how to respond to that lol:)





Joli
Joli
18:02 May 06 2011

I'll help.





birra
birra
18:40 May 06 2011

You're just excited about the paddle and toga... :p





Joli
Joli
18:50 May 06 2011

Hey, good marketing pays off!





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
18:59 May 06 2011

I would help but all my profiles are sitting in Covens... unless one of those Master's woudl let one out. :D





birra
birra
19:23 May 06 2011

Think you can convince one? We're currently running at a negative favor balance, so there wouldn't be anything in it for them!





 

After further review...

18:58 May 05 2011
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Give the events of this week, do you think bringing up this skit again is in bad taste?

Robert De Niro SNLTags: Robert De Niro SNL




I think the Pakistanis actually were going by this list on their man hunt, while Bin Laden hid out on their front porch for the last 6 years...

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PAGAN
PAGAN
19:28 May 05 2011

nah. hahaha.





 

Yes!

15:53 May 05 2011
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I am up to 77 members in my coven and ranked dead last!


Go me!


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Morrigon
Morrigon
15:54 May 05 2011

Clearly you have an unfair advantage.



[/smug asshole comment]





birra
birra
16:07 May 05 2011

Totally. I feel like what I'm doing shouldn't even be legal in this country.



I need to move to China.





sahahria
sahahria
23:43 May 05 2011

I love you both, and will even follow you to China...





 

Love it!

21:59 May 04 2011
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I love to see on my FaceBook updates, Ducky posting information about Joli's programs.


Spreading the word! It amazes me sometimes how relationships on VR have evolved and lead to so many positive things.


I feel like I've been part of a virtual barn raising - know what I mean? The community that joins together, not only to help each other in work, effort and progress - but a whole lot of fun and games when the time is appropriate too.


I love the friends I've made here and I love the community that has grown from these friendships! You're all awesome. :)


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imagesinwords
imagesinwords
22:23 May 04 2011

I just put a link on my Facebook page. Local people know how expensive it is to buy uniforms on top of regular clothes for their kids here... ALL schools wear uniforms here rather they are in public or private school. *Maybe* some of my local friends and acquaintances will want to chip in since 'close to home' usually hits people with reality quicker.





Joli
Joli
05:50 May 05 2011

Just way too cool! I'm so excited about this program. You people rock.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
18:12 May 05 2011

I'm glad that made you happy. I put it on both accounts. ♥



If I see a good cause like that, I have to spread the word. Word of mouth is how many great things get passed along from friend to friend and it can only help, right?



I am glad for the friendships I have built from VR. I cherish them. :)





 

Coven...

14:26 May 04 2011
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...coven is shaping up.


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Daire
Daire
14:47 May 04 2011

I hope you have better luck with the society system than I have had.





birra
birra
15:07 May 04 2011

Luck has nothing to do with it. Perhaps it is another element...





RedQueen
RedQueen
19:52 May 04 2011

I wish you the best of luck with your new coven, sugar. It will be interesting to see one filled with wit, intelligence and imagination. I hope you fare well.





birra
birra
20:26 May 04 2011

Wit? Intelligence?



You're thinking LBO.... :p





Daire
Daire
23:00 May 04 2011

Another element? Like strontium?





birra
birra
14:49 May 05 2011

No, more like... apathy.





 

I get by....

19:00 May 03 2011
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...with a little help, from my friends.


Thanks to Morri, Mobius and Cajome for their recent help in getting my coven up and running!


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PandorasBx
PandorasBx
19:03 May 03 2011

Congrats! I'm sure you will do VR proud :)





DustMote
DustMote
20:43 May 03 2011

Cajome is quite possibly one of the best people on Vampire Rave. She's awesome.





birra
birra
02:49 May 04 2011

She is - it is time others that do not know this discover it for themselves.





 

Oye...

14:21 May 03 2011
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...so much to do. So little motivation this morning.


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Hrrrmmm...

15:08 May 02 2011
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A friend of mine lent me Human Centipede last night. Not sure I will actually watch it, thought. It's not really my kind of movie - I doubt there will be any lines in it like, "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."


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Nedra
Nedra
19:27 May 02 2011

I heard that not only is this movie TERRIBLE but that it has some of the most disgusting visuals of all time......





........of course if you do watch it please let us know how it was.





NightBlossom
NightBlossom
08:48 May 04 2011

You could always watch it and then hit up YouTube to find the clip about it from Tosh.O.

I haven't seen the movie but I found the Tosh bit to be quite hilarious.





 

Let the winds of change roll across these lands...

00:16 May 02 2011
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...I have made a bitter-sweet exit from House Eternal.


Eternal has been my VR home for almost 5 years. I love - LOVE - so many of the people that I have met there. It is sad for me to leave it.


However, I have taken the initiative to start a coven and with the assistance of some trusted confidants here on VR, we will be creating a unique society.


A very unique society.


I will be seeking other members who want to take part in this. If interested, simply ask.


Thank you.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
00:21 May 02 2011

Wooooh good luck!





atyourwindow
atyourwindow
00:35 May 02 2011

very cool, good luck with the new society :)





sahahria
sahahria
00:36 May 02 2011

:) you'll rock it I just know!





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
00:44 May 02 2011

Great news. :D And I am asking ya... whatcha doing?





DustMote
DustMote
00:46 May 02 2011

I asked the other day, and you were all 'Nope'. :P

But I know, perhaps better than most people, than decisions can be made/minds can be changed rather quickly.

Anyway, can't wait to see what you all come up with. I'm sure it'll be one of the more decent covens on the site.





Elemental
Elemental
01:26 May 02 2011

:) Good luck with that.. :)





Isis101
Isis101
03:19 May 02 2011

Yes...have a great time creating your new coven and good luck!





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
03:28 May 02 2011

good luck, Birra!





PAGAN
PAGAN
15:22 May 02 2011

Wishing you all the best. Have fun and congratulations :D





Sulks
Sulks
15:39 May 02 2011

coolio! Congratulations :D





 

It is in the air...

19:22 May 01 2011
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...approaching my five-year anniversary here on VR. I can't think of a better time to make changes in the way I participate here...


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Bones
Bones
19:23 May 01 2011

Go for it!





Morrigon
Morrigon
19:30 May 01 2011

YAY! *humps up and down*





Morrigon
Morrigon
19:30 May 01 2011

*jumps





*JUMPS





birra
birra
19:34 May 01 2011

*DIES*



Nice one!



Oh, by the way, your Freudian Slip is showing... *blushes*





sahahria
sahahria
00:16 May 02 2011

Heh if they only knew how well she humps in person...





 

Anyway...

18:04 May 01 2011
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...well, at least the house smells fantastic with a pot of sauce and three-pounds of meatballs cooking....


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Morrigon
Morrigon
18:06 May 01 2011

GOD I love your balls.





Bones
Bones
18:12 May 01 2011

Damn, I forgot about the meatballs!





Isis101
Isis101
19:21 May 01 2011

Oh the torture...I need to call my mom and beg her to make meatballs soon...





 

Shake the booty...

01:20 May 01 2011
Times Read: 1,118


...webcam time! Going to do a little cooking on cam in a bit... and drinking... and who knows where it goes from there.


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