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welcome..I am General Chatter....forum Nazi extrodinaire....welcome to my cafe where open topics about so that the other threads can be left to their pertinent questions....feel free to talk about absolutely anything...as long as you use polite manner...
the coffee is free but it is also get it yourself...the stage and mic are open.....
and the art on the walls will twist your reality...again welcome

he he he...useless babble room

hmm mindless babble.....

hmm now that I have free rein to vent I find my self at a loss of what to say and well I mean to quit blathering but it seems my fingers keep a waggling and the room keeps going around FASTER and FASTER so danger must be getting CLOSER and CLOSER....

gawd too much chocolate factory and family guy as a kid.....

you were dipping family guys in a chocolate factory mordes......
thats twisted...

TOBLERONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Private owned! -now thats what im talking 'bout! Daermon u da Man!

hehehe
I wanted to get the off topic chatter back into a contained space...so the actual forums could improve

Im feel'n it!

here we go:
i feel the minors are taking this site by blizzards!
now im apprehensive on biting until i know some b-dates
am i just-a whinnie; to scary..........or what?

Hey everyone!
I wont answer your question but I have one too...
Did someone seen newest pros? Its horrible....
How is it possible that some one day member has rating 9.024(for e.g) and there is nothing....even not the gender....

hehe thats an easy one thera
if you have onlly been rated once or twice...then the general number stays high
but the more you are rated....the more generalized it gets....it's a mathematical calculation

Ok, but I mean who gives so high rating for nothing?
Just only when you ll check the TOP page, whelps are highest rated...
I mean It wasnt like that few months ago...It was more fair. Now ppl use to give tens for nothing. And Its not that they ve been rated just few times, but 100 and more....
Just check Wozza.

I dont know how you but I was struggling to get the rating at least 8.00 by updates...etc.
=)

:: walks in an streaches out:: hello every one! :: poers a cup of black coffee an sets in a high back chair::

Hi Vincent!
How are you today?

~walks in looks around and sighs, aaah nice and quite for now. Grabs a cup of coffee and sits down to relax for a bit~

*rolls on in and takes a seat in the far corner, surreptitiously searching for someone to talk to*

hits the wall cuz he is stupid and thinks he can go through it... eventually finds the door... and has some tylenol and a glass of apple juice....

:: sips his coffee:: i am fine how are you Thera?

:: takes the moment to injoy the silence an collect his thoughts:: it is relaxing in here...i like it here

Im quite fine, too.
*looks around*
I like the way Its painted in here...
hehe

What am I suppose to do here? :P

Talk........=)
You can talk about anything, so theres no need to open new threads which have no special meaning...

Hello everyone. Nice place, but is there something other than coffee. I can't stand the stuff.

SNOOGANS!!!
AQllright a chillout place I can dig it :)
I will have a straight black coffee and 1 sugar please do you guys do veggie burgers??

Hey y'all.. I just wanted to say Im with Thera.. I mean c'mon.. the names? Im like who lets the children say such stuff and get away with it.. I really dont care about their sex life and THAT will really not get you a 10 from me.. c'mon.. and tell me somethin, who told them they had to talk about all the crap they do on their prof, to be on VR? seems they all say the same thing about being satans right hand or trying to find me in the dark.. or warning me not to close my eyes.. C'MON... give me a break.. umm there is a reason we are all here.. and usually thats umm because we are not afraid of the dark or things that go bump in the night.. geesshh.

*enters*

Hello everyone*waves*

*has a cup of coffee*

:)

~runs in...grabs a decaf latte with a shot of hazelnut~

(can anyone tell I frequent Starbucks??...LOL..)

Ooh ooh do we have big moist chocolate brownies here??...erm ...hey that came out weird........ erm.....LOL

Nightvision...Thera....absolutely agree'd.....we all have to rate profiles and well since knowing how brilliant they can be (thinks longingly of the best one ever created..now lost to us forever~sigh~)...I am reluctant to rate any of the new one's at all....some of the younger members...not all..are just bored and live in a dream world....and it shows...they bore me to death....well almost....I seriously think this site should be 18 and over from now on..no newbies under 18...sayin that though there are alot of over 18's who are equally stupid and annoying....LOL

I love this thread..ooh how I can vent in here....YAY!!!

I will return ....~grins~

*walks in* hmmm i could get use to this lovely place. *orders a cup of coffee* so how is every this fine day?

good idea sunshine.. about the 18 and over thing.. but .. yea I am but a small speck on such a large canvas.. is there anyone yet so unimportant as I? .. lol like that line.. :::gets own mocha frappucinio with no cream..::: wow and its cheaper than starbucks..

Finally, a babble room. Thank you, Daermon, Thank you.

Where can you find good Goth make up for cheap? Hehehe

* walks in and notices Sunshine near the coffee... in slow mo she start to run towards screaming NOOOOOOOOO*

I have heard her giggles none stop with a caffine high! lol

Daermon... you are a great forum nazi! *grins* When I grow up I wanna follow in your Thread Nazi ways... I am trying! lol

Great Cafe! very nice!

**stumbles in and lands on her face** Ouch... That's what I get for wearing these heals.. **stands Up n looks around** Nice.. Very nice.. Pointless ramble but nice lol

*hordes all the coffee* :) only cuz I shouldnt hehe I'll share if you ask nicely :)

Anyways the profile question ... its true whelps are being rated a 10 when they deserve a 1
I've said itmany times and I'll say it again ALL Profiles should be rated according to content and then extra if you feel they've put effort and time into it! Someone that JUST has a Name should not recive a 10 for just showing up! That is where the rest of the people who rate properly come in .. it's up to YOU to bring there rating down for not having squat in it! *OoOoo thunder not a good thing in this house I'll hurry*

Anyways so if you'r all pissy about WHELPS having a higher score then you then tell your friends tell anyone who messages you .. RATE ACCORDING TO CONTENT DONT GIVE 10's FOR JUST BEING HERE!!

*Goes back to Hording the coffee and sniffing it's freshness mmmmmmm*

:: walks in... pulls a stool over by the door and sits down ::

I know... I know...
It's a coffee joint, not a bar. Caffine and sugar can be just as dangerous when fed to the appropriate people...
:: looks around the place ::

Yeah... I'll sit right here.

:: lights a Marlboro Mild ::

O_o what? its a forum thread. Im not ACTUALLY smoking .
-_-

~giggles hysterically at Moonie~

Too late ~giggles more~

Nightvision are you saying that I am not the most important thing in the world???...~cries~...lol but I getya but we can dream can't we ??...can't we??.... :)

~lights a menthol....mmhmm..inhales deeply~.....and yes I am actually smoking 'K'...LOL

oh yes and rate accordingly YAY!!!...LOL

**smells the smoke and curls up in a corner** DAMNIT I am trying to quit.. but ooo Now I want one.. **jumps up and down like a kid at christmas** GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!

*walks in quietly almost unoticed* (orders a Mocha Cappuccino) *sits down & observes*

* snags khay's cig *

no you don't, missy


not even in the threads :)

*smooch* all better ♥

I've always wanted to spam a thread. This looks like as good a place as any. Here goes!

Aww Jason! I just wanted to say that was such a "treet" to see you here..

tee hee hee..

See Olwen come in and sit down in a corner, lifts his mug and toasts her

Those are some awesome pics **laughs** very cool. **steals them and walks off**

Dami please tell me you have never actually eaten road kill...'cos..ewww...gross....LOL

road kill~hmmm, thinks of all the money made from them books~

Now was dat ya say der Lil' Sunshine ... road kill? Com'on now ain't ya'all nevea had ya's a lil S'qurilly Stew? Or how's bout some Possem Pie ..

*teleports into the room* Hey, whats up everyone? *browses the freezer* WHAT PIG ATE ALL MY ICE CREAM?????? *throws a tantrum*

dami, you're far too pretty to be a hick

*quietly walks in, chooses a caramel and chocolate coffee, and sits in the corner to observe*

Thank you thera I was wondering the same thing I'm glad someone said something

ROFLMAO hehehehe believe it or not I knew a few true "hicks" or "red necks" when I lived in Georgia, and yes they actually do talk like that .. and yes they do actually eat possum and S'quirlies LOL heheheh and NOOOOOO I myself have never ever ever eaten possum or S'qurillies or anything that was not beef or pork or chicken or deer, in my time spent living down there, or ever ... although I did learn several of the "old" way's .. which really blew my mind to find out how true some of those "old" folk tales really are >;^}

And Tanks Deity >;^**** *huggles*

*pstt darklight* I ate all your ice cream what ya gonna do 'bout it??? 0,o LMAO hehehe J/K

*Walks in at the tail end of that conversation* ROFL @ Dami. If you live in Italy, "roadkill" is delicious! They have these rotisserie chicken stands at the side of the road. You get a small chicken and some fries and damn that stuff is good!! (and no, it wasn't really roadkill, it was just a nickname)

*ducks head in*

Anyone in here?

*waves* Yeppers =) I'm here.

Hey, Angelpie. How are you today, dear?

I"m doing pretty good thanks and you?

I am... *sigh* Alive... , but I feel good, none the less. :)

Better than feeling shitty! heh I have to go into work in the morning for about 30 minutes. Have to bring my daughter with me but keep her in the office while I do a head count of the people that are supposed to be there in the front. I have to make sure she isnt seen. LOL Or else I'll get in trouble. Ahhhhhhh gotta love the Navy life. tee hee

Ohh, you are a navy chick, §exxy... *blushes* sorry

lol no need to be sorry =) I'll take it as a compliment. Thank you.

*clears throat and looks at feet*
Your welcome... May I buy you a drink?

*walks in and waves to everyone.

*finds a comfy chair and plops down with a coffee and newspaper.

*blows a kiss to ViolentBeauty

"Hey, sweetie. How was your day?"

Hello, touchcoma, how are you tonight?

o.0

I have heard ...


That SPAM ...

Tastes ...

Like PEOPLE.

0.O

LOL Yummy!

Ya know, one time I was on this boring road trip with some people and we went to the spam museum.... it is so funny in there! It's in Austin Minnesota. I don't know why I even remembered that! LOL! I hate Spam.

Holy shit!!! There is a SPAM museum?!?!?

*Slinks in through the back door
and unobtrusively pours a cup of coffee
before sitting in a far corner*

Yup... Everything, and I mean everything is blue and yellow... blah... ok, now I need to change my kitchen colors! ROTFLMFAO!!!!

ROFL!!!! I can't even comprehend that. A spam museum! Lordy!

Hey, crystilinecrusader, how are you tonight?

Here ya go and believe my child! ROTF!

http://media.hormel.com/templates/knowledge/knowledge.asp?catitemid=16&id=9

http://www.bigboxreuse.com/spam.html

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/MNAUSspam.html

Have fun, love!

*looks up in surprise*
Me? I'm ok

*shadow drifts in like the wind sliding to the darkest untaken spot down the back watching listening hangin for a fresh blood red cup of a+ but coffee will do white no sugar it covers and spoils the taste buds he thinks to himself whilst waiting for a gesture or approach from someone overhearing convo's interesting *

Yes, you crystilinecrusader... Good to hear you are ok... *Winks*

shadowpanther, A+, you say?

*nods*
Thanks, and how are you?

OMG Moonlitblood!!!!! That is hilarious! If I didn't see it, I don't know if I would have fully believed it!

crystilinecrusader, I am doing good, thank you, love.

What have you been up to tonight?

That is so great, hu Angelpie? That is something you can just sit back and laught at...err about... LOL!

*smiles shyly*
Not much I've taken every open poll
and returned the favor of rateing
the profiles of some of the people
who rated mine.

I know how it is to be rating and doin polls... Blah.. lol


For some reason, I am in a hellova good mood

It's not so bad and I'm glad tou hear
your in a good mood sweety.

I'm happy that you're in a good mood dear. =) Well, it's time for me to get my ass in bed so I don't oversleep tomorrow. heh Have a great night everyone!

Heee Heee Heee.... Are you in a good mood??

Night, Angelpie, love. Have a good day at work tomorrow, you §exxy thang!

A good mood me?
*looks about in fear*
No im not i swear
im... im...
Drek im busted
yeah im in a good mood
but dont tell my friends
they wont buy it
*wink*

No problem, love... I wouldn't tell a soul.

*smiles*
Thanks sweety
I appreciate your discretion

Not to mention the fact that we are in an open forum... LOL

Mayhaps but I'm reasonably
sure my friends dont hang out here

Prolly a good thing, hu?

*pours another cup of coffee*
Your probably right

discretion...in this place.....never
hehhe
heres a little explanation for the newer folks..there used to be a long running forum basde on the idea of a gothic club....an anything goes sorta place....
after a while it grew
so the creator decided to actually try it in meatspace....thats real life for you non geeks...
so someone started another in here....to containg the normal conversational aspects to itself instead of flitting in all the other forums... but the lady in charge has been otherwise occupied....
and i've toyed iwth the idea for a while....and finally decided fuckit i'm doing it....
so just to be clear....i'm the only nazi in here....and I will only exert thus if people get rude and insulting....creative insults I applaud...it's just the uselessly boring and mundane ones we ought to avoid....hehehe
and ps...I have to problem with smokers....and we are licensed for booze too....I just prefer the bean....

*nods*
Yes your supreme naziness sir

Yeah, I was around for the vex and for mslefaye's club... MsLeFaye and I are really close friends... just glad to see some one started up another place to just go and talk about nothing... lol

Dami: *pstt darklight* I ate all your ice cream what ya gonna do 'bout it??? 0,o LMAO hehehe J/K

NAH!!!!!!!!! TRAITOR!!!!!!!!! *steals ur Roadkill and stuffs it in my mouth* HAHA!!! Payback!! err... *stares and starts puking*

Anyone have any brandy for my coffee?? :(

*pulls his flask from his ever present back
pack and tosses it to darklight*

ahhh.. thanks! *tosses back a vial of Elder Blood* try it in your coffee!

Anyone try those Blood-filled donuts yet? I recommend them..

Yet another vile for my collection
muwahahahaha

chock up anutha! *tosses you a vial of Lycan Vitae* lol

*quetly sneeks back in behind Crystilinecrusader and kisses him on the cheek* Hey baby how ya doin? you're gonna share what's in dat der flask with me ain't ya? >;^} *sits down at table and looks at darklight* I hope ya don't get sick there hun ... that Possum Pie was not made with very fresh possum ... *LMAO ... winks*

You two are makin me horny throwin around all this blood... Behave.

*stuffs the vials in his back pack and takes a drink of his coffee*
So how goes it?

LOL, that was fast!

Mmmmmm hey there dami*turns and hugs her returning the kiss*
And i am behaveing,poorly that is heh

LOL, Heya Dami, How are you tonight?

I gotta run for a bit. I'll talk to you all later. If not, have a good night.

I'd love to share whats in the flask
but darklight has yet to return it
*chuckles and sits down*

Ahh never hun .. ??? Blood doughnuts???? hmmm 0,o got any chocolate filled ones??? I am a chocaholic .. add some to my coffee too, you vamps can stick to the blood drinking, I'll stick to being a donor LOL

Com'on Darklight have a seat, you too moonlit. hey Crystiline you wouldn't happen to have a deck of cards in that there pack would you? I'm good, how's Faye doing, I heard she won't be back for a while yet? Believe it or not kinda miss her being around ...

She won't be back till August it looks like, but I talk to her about every couple of days... Keep in touch.

Ok, I'll stay for a bit and play a round of cards...

Moi not have cards the self proclaimed
lord master of solitare?
I've got three
Ya want drac wolfie or beetlejuice?

Wolfie ... I've a thing for Were's hmmm tee hee ... something about all that masculanity and doggie .... errrr ... ok yeah must change thought pattern ... must change thoughts ... Takes cards and begins shuffling ... what shall we play ... must change thoughts LOL

MMUUWWAAHHHAAA >;^}

Haa Haa... Dami...

Strip poker... Must change thoughts

go fish...

Then again, strip poker... lol

rummy

hehe well my flask has 18yr old scotch in it....
I save the blood for sausages...
heheh
and blood pudding
hmmm wonder when the cat will wander back in....yes lefaye...that means you

Rummy sounds good but then again
strip poker has its merrits

Yeah, MsLeFaye misses every one... *sigh*


Strip Poker or Rummy then?

I think sticking safely to Rummy or something would be the best LMAO

I would have to agree, Dami. I am waaaaaayyyy too good of a mood tonight... and I haven't even started drinking yet... I need to get me some Jose, that will calm me down...

haha.. *grabs a Seven of Pentacles card and throws it on the table* FOLD! I win!!! YAY!!!! I think ive had enough of this.. *tosses the flask of brandy back to the Crystaline person..

I think i may be quite drunk..

*Sighs*
Well you can't blame me for trying
only for failing
*chuckles*

Lol, DarkLight, Drunk is fun!

LOL see now darling's this is a nice public family like establishment .. . musint offend the other patrons .. don't get me wrong I'm all for a game of strip poker rummy, truth or dare waht ever LOL but must do it back at my place .. Hey Daremon you want dealt in on this round .. Seems I need to catch up with you all ... damn I need a real drink LOL

Are you inviting us over, Dami, dear?
LOL

Yes do tell we're all ears darlin.

*Ponders the things he could do in a house alone with the two lovely creatures he playing cards with and grins mischieviously*

Hmmm well if we're going it seems I am the only one not drinking so we better leave now so I CAN drink LOL .. PARTY AT DAMI's ... everyone is welcome >;^}

I'll bring my jose, md 2020 and hot damn 100 and tobasco sauce... hee hee... let's get drunk!

I knew i should have finished that
teleporter dammit

ROTFLMFAO!

Just close your eyes ... click your heels 3 times and repeat after me ...

There's no place like Dami's

There's no place like Dami's

There's no place like Dami's

*Closes eyes and repeats*

There's no place like Dami's
There's no place like Dami's
There's no place like Dami's

*Opens eyes*

Dami?
Dami!?
DAMI!?

I am all alone in this black hole.... didn't make it to Dami's.

*pulls his back pack off moonlits head*
sorry i just coul'nt resist

family establishment it is...but then again....look at the family.......
heheh
woo hoo crack out the strip poker.....
wheres my lady when i need her..

OMG, you have me laughing soooo hard right now... You are toooo funny!
*sticks tounge out at Crystiline*
You silly boy.

LOL com'on children ... shall we ... twitches nose ... ready for a little magic ... zaps all to my house for a bit of fun and games >;^}

Yay!

*lol, I read this just as the bewitched movie trailer came on tv.*

*bows* I am but a humble jester here to serve *smiles*

i have wonderd around a bit an have ended up here again

'ello, Vincent. How are you tonight.

*glances around to see if i know any one in here*

i am good moonlit. how about yourself?

I am wonderful... drunk, but great.

i am ready for a long self abusive weekend!

Sounds fun!

well Naughty Gals, as long as someone takes look out for a vicious 'Ax bearing' Mike- put me down as Servent too! Hey moonlit ; )
Dami!
Guys, maths not my fav subject but ya gon'a have subtract a lady or two tonight!

Why are they gonna have to subtract a lady or two tonight, dear flux?

yeah i work hard all week an get drunk out of my mind on the weekend an spend sunday by the bowel thinkin are we having yat?

fun thats what i was tryin to say

Subtract a Lady or two??? I thought that was all there was here at the moment LOL you GUYS will have lots to talk about I'm sure ... tee heee MUUWWAAAHHHAA I can be such a smart ass can't I??? >;^} LMAO

im so drunk im forgetting words....all i can say is i know josa curvio personaly

me too! of course.
that was in regards to going home wit something tonight lol
unless.........

Me too, Vincent! My fav drink!!!!!! mmmmm

*looks around*
Something or some one?
*lick*

MMMM mezcal! to eat the worm or not eat the worm... *looks around* that my fellow vamps is the real qustion!

LOL Vincent .. take the worm .. I'll just take the drink LOL

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I'll go eat some worms,
Bite their heads off
Suck their blood out
Throw their skins away
Nobody knows how I can live on worms
Three times a day
Without a catapiller ;)