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What do you most want on your tombstone or What do you must want to be remembered for in this lifetime?

Reads "I thought we would never get rid of him"
I want mine to reflect what a social pain in the ass i really am or was as the case may be....

I want mine to say,.. Came into this world as a Bitch and leaving this world as a Bitch..

I want it to say something about loving my daughter...How I was as a man...

Born a Child.....Lifetime of learning and teaching....Left a Man

Mine will say......

unmarked back of the pen with ronald ryan....or..once was here but now have gone, left my name to carry on, those who knew me knew me well, those who dont can go to hell

hmmmm Not so sure I want one, think I'll be cremated.

I want mine to say: "yes. She died for a good reason.This burrial was the best party I had in my life!". That's right. No crying at my burrial, or I'll come back to haunt you and give ya a good reason to cry. ;)

Ooo I like that,,, :-)

mmm being anti Bush I'd like to be remembered as "Killed an obnoxious pigg, calles George Bush"

But that me, we all probably won't be remembered, as it's only a matter of time before we do have a nuclear WW.

LOL @ Elder Dan!!!!

Too funny!!!

i want mine to say "here lies mykill cutter of hair and reaper of souls" something like that.

I want to be cremated, not tombstone please!

No** damn typo -_-

Would like mine to say "He had love for everyone and never hated a single soul"

You won't find my body when I've found peace in another world.

mmm cremation does cause less polution then burial.............

I agree, why waste good land for a burial, but many families insist upon a marker even in the event of a burning... So mabe mine should say "put my ashes in a massengil and run me through one more time baby"

That's so wrong... But in a good kind of way.

i want mine to say:

"I'm higher then I've ever been before,
Flying way up high in the stars,
Never wanting this Great Trip to end." - Me

Pepperoni?

OMG you guys crack me up.....I think Mine will say, found out how to be a good friend.....Kisses and thanks for contrbuting to my first post.

Leave it to agony to come up wth the wittiest response.....Hugs

Far be it for I to leave all this beauty behind.
I will remain to dance upon your grave!

"jesus christ is that the time already"

or "mind ur step, theres a body beneath ur feet"

ok ok ok ...Here Lies Jay,Buried Upside Down,So You can Kiss mY Ass

*Thinks...* If I have a tombstone I think I'd like it to read:

"Here lies the calm in the storm.
Forever may He be remembered as the word of reason."

But it will more likely read:

"Finally we get some peace."

I want mine to say:Do Not Disturb.

It's dark in here!

Or....


I told you I was sick!

hm...i think it would say "the spirit is there where you could see it"
or
"i will be there forever"....

No tombstone...mine is a big solitary oak tree...well over 100 years old in this Park in the hills that surround the city i live in...I'll be cremated and have the ashes buried at the base of this tree,already got it organised...

I want to be cremated then on a windy day Let my ashes fly and anyone who dosent like me i will blow in there eye

not tombstone for me just burn me i prefer and put me on the sea

I have another one I want on my tombstone..

I'M NOT DEAD YET LET ME OUT OF HERE.Laffs

How about...


I went to church and all I got was this lousy tombstone!

Laughs,, I like that one.

Ok LoneFox how about this one...


Shhhhhhh I hear dead people.....hehe

Haha

Or...

Quiet! I'm sleeping here!

Or this one.

Ohh man I wanted the plot next to the road,, lol

i would probably have to steal Spike Milligans tomestone piece

"I told you i was ill"

LMAO!

LOL. tff

Or...

No necrophiliacs please

Ewww LoneFox.. lol you aint right....


Ok how about this one.

Hey could somebody call pest control.. freakin ants are killing me ..lol

My other grave is a porsche

Looks to LoneFox from my grave..Get out of my porsche.. lol

Lol Angitia and LoneFoxAnd Cub,you two are funny!

Dammit I hear Michael jackson's Thriller song in my grave.. LOL

want to be burnt and put in a bourbon bottle and thrown out to sea

lol...Don't step on me or I need Air Freshner!

I am arguing with these people and LOSING.. lol

For sale: One half empty bottle of pills and a bottle of Vodka (used). Enquire within

Keep off the grass

Bill posters will be prosecuted

Ponders a bit did I remember to wear clean underwear before the accident..

Haha Angitia, eww

Ok now wait one min. What's w/ the Sponge Bob Casket? I asked for the Barney One..

I'm necrophobic.

*LAUGHS* WooooooOooOOOoo that was good for first thing .. thanks Lonfoxandcub and Angita lol

she was here, now she gone, but her kids are here to carry on the hellish ways of there monther

Free entry before 11

Hmmm I think they put me in the pet section of the graveyard..

I have this funny feeling I am not in Kansas anymore. Because I hear the Munchkins singing DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD...LOL

i wanna pic of insane clown posse's hatchetman on my stone...hahaha

Corpses do it laying down

Hmm i would want mine to say.........................shit i dont know...ill come back when i have ideas...

I brake for the decapitated

Ohh great it figures I would get a box with no view.

whatever my beloved ones think of me

~Isabella Catalina Estavam de Vaasco~

-Wealthy Baroness-Extravagant Spender-Excessive Splurge-Intense Fitter-Exotic Squander-Lavish Dissipate-Extremely Vain- And lets not forget her Ideals for taking it all with her-

~Dig me up...I fuckin dare you~

hmm i think id jsut watch a crying angel as my headstone..that would say all.

Be Back Later

Knock before you enter

At the moment am busy,pls take a seat

Haha

Don't come a'knockin' if the coffin is a'rockin'

I won't have a tombstone but I am in the process of writing my own eulogy

I wonder if this grave yard has room service.

I'm here by mistake.

Here Lies Luanne-Love her, hate her, but no one will ever forget her

Walked through this life figuring everything out, But I left so many doubts. Walking the next taking my time this time I'll take the senic route. See you when you join me, till death do we meet and may your life be sweet.

or the poem i wrote in 8th grade::::::::For once I know what of nothing to say
For words do nothing but get in the way
How to put this so we all understand
This is not part of my master plan
Love is unmeasured for it can't be measured
It's more powerful than time alone
It stands like a stone in the sea
The thing about love is it so far has waited
Patiently like a stone it has stood alone
For all to see an outcast of pain
Couldn't we have just let it be couldn't we let it stand
Alone for all to see how it waits patiently
It would rise to the test it would pass miraculously
Love has beat time and has stood alone
If anything it is mostly like a stone
It stands alone.

angitia and lone fox

I'am now crawling to my grave can u remember what i wanted written........

U2 are soooo funny stoooooop now plzz it hurts

Those that don't can go to hell!

eat me?

Mommy make it stop my coffin is shaking,.

ROTFL Angitia and LoneFox, you guys are hysterical!! I definetly want you both in my burial to spice things up!

We also do Barmitzvahs and weddings

LOL See what I mean? hehehehe
*aplauses to mild5* Great thred : )

Single dead male seeks likeminded female (non smoker) for eternal damnation. Own transport a must

LMFAO THAT one is good lol

Rest In Peace
(or your money back)

"I told you I was sick!"

Kisses all I laughed my ass off

I want mine to say
"Here lies the new ruler of Hell... hope you were on her good side!"

"You know that button everyone told you not to push? Well i pushed it and now look at where i am."

I would want a mildly average stone, with the remarks of my loved ones..

See if the bill collectors can find me now..

Clearance sale, everything must go


Angitia! Hello again!

Used body parts. One plot over from mine..Points to LoneFox's plot...lol


Hey Lonefox.. lol

LMFAO you 2 are keeping me amused I love this lol

Will someone answer my cell phone down here?

"knock and wake me up when its safe to come out"

I want a picture of Paul Newman on my headstone. HAHAHA i bet im the only person in the world to come up with that one. im gonna start a new fad. ppl will be dying to have a paul newman gravestone (dying, gtet it???) lol

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the toe bone connected
to the foot bone,
and the foot bone connected
to the ankle bone,
and the ankle bone connected
to the leg bone.
Oh mercy how they scare!

OMG, Angita and lone fox, ya'll are hillarious. Made me totally forget what I was going to say

Hehehe thank you,,,

"I like mainly to be invisible..........to sort of drift around unseen in the world!

The gravedigger touched me in my bad place

Reads the back of my Bob box.. Do not submerge in water while plugged in, Throws the box up in the air ohh now they tell me.. lol

If you can read this, you're TOO CLOSE

haha classical!

Omgoddess I hear elvis please please someone stop the insanity..

Busty brunette (ex-model) available for unhurried massage. Discretion assured

Man the Richard Simmmons diet really worked..

I think I have to concede... the well has run dry over here!

(That wasn't another one)

There's this joke about tombstones:

A graveyard keeper was surprised that someone was working on a tombstone in the middle of the night. When he approached that someone he asked "what are you doing with that tombstone?" the man replied,
"Those damned bastards spelt my name wrong, I'm correcting it!!!"

=)

Yeah I have run out of new sayings as well LoneFox,.. It was fun though...laughs

lmao and on that note this thread must close lol