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"It's True! The suspicions of millions are confirmed! Vampire children are among us! Eyewitness reports from the regulars on #Greenroom detail encounters with these creatures. More dangerous and widespread than the vampires of legend, daylight does not deter these little bloodsuckers.
You've seen them, you've shuddered at their reign of terror, you've wanted to strangle them. Now learn the horrifying truth about the VAMPIRE CHILDREN!.
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That is just the opening part. I usually provide long articles, but i am only going to point out a few things.
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If you have not yet been bitten, then watch for the evil glare, constant whining and/or snarling and the glazed eyes of the hypnotically controlled parent. Vampire children frequently run loose in public places howling or making demands (if they have reached the age of speech) at the top of their lungs.

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You must protect your children and yourself! The bite of a vampire child may produce, in a child, similar activity in the bitten child. In an adult the risk is rabies or infection. Even watching a vampire child at its rituals of pandemonium may infect an uninfected child. Immediate disciplinary action at the first signs of infection may prevent further symptoms in an infected child. Even a child who says his prayers at night may become infected and must be disciplined at once!

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Carry that Crucifix at ALL times! Studies in Parochial schools suggest that a heavy rosary swung from the hip will discourage most vampiric activity. Don't forget the perennial favorite, garlic, and now research has proven that broccoli may be just as effective!"

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this is the site:
http://home.earthlink.net/~rgordley/vampire.htm


There is a section that start off by saying "SEND IN YOUR SIGHTINGS!"

I think that it is just stupid how people portray us. This site shows a definatly lack of reality. What are your thoughts?
Read the rest of the article.

Yes I agree with you SatansSeed666.... It is rediculous how we are looked upon by common society...

Sheer stupidity.....it's not funny...I awoke at the age of 7....I was a Vampire child....and I think that is just a piece of mindless garbage that someone felt like posting, just because they could. I agree SatansSeed.

wow that was quick...and thank you...nice responses

Lol, no problemo

ROFLMAO!!!!!

OMG...I cant believe it...wow someone needs to get a life..rather than makin fun...

what can b done to remedy this? should we blame the children or the parents?

LMAO!!! Wish I could rate ya on this ;)

hmmm verrry interesting O.o lol

Oh. *Mouth drips with sarcasm* This shows society's maturity. Very interesting.

you cannot run my little vampy people in serious need of a dentrist for the slayer has found ur hideout

Oh good lord.. you have got to be kidding me..

kill that hoe she wants to go playing she is a slayer show her our power i wil kill her and on this post i think it's fucking rediculous how people underestimate us it's just stupid

Yeah thats stupid....people are so lame sometimes.

:)) nice reading

Very interesting and funny

Why read this, it is funny to think of.

that explains a lot about my kids then
lol

this can't be how do we not it then

Wow...people who write that crap are sad...

well said satanseed that is just kids needing to be discipined

yes i agree

Absolutely bs.

More and more religion and sheep-herding makes us look worse and worse.

OMG

and

what the hell???

I've seen worse but this still gets on my nerves how people make fun of something people are born to become especaily if there evolution

I should have known DarkestDesires would visit the thread. She seems to follow all of my threads....lol

Thank You for your posts....

it makes me sick how so many people just dont know what the hell theyre talking about...

sticking tongue out at Seed . . . .

wow that is sad how people portray some.

that is really really sad! dont people like that have anything better to do with their lives? it really is an insult!

don't stick ur tounge out unless you plan on using it..................lmao

harrumph, you should be so lucky!

This is just utterly.... just disgusting how society has just done this..... I am speachless..... But good post none the less

Well, don't tell Seed I said this, but his posts are usually interesting . . .

I for one think that article is complete BS!

I agree with the thought that vampire children are just kids who need discipline. I've seen kids who scream at the top of their lungs, and all I can think is "shut your kid up"

well you have hollywood to thank for the way mortals think about us .. i for one am not out to hunt or harm anyone i believe in live and let live... i will not force nother to do what they dont want or are not ment to do .. and you cant make someone a vampire .. ether they were borne as one or they were not .. you cannot be made one ...

What most children need today is humility. They are pampered too much.

lol, not true.....they just need to be taught how to respect others private space, learn some humility, learn to be giving instead of being selfish and to learn manners, or else!! I agree, people are either born "of the blood" or they just aren't....But it doesn't give them license to mock us....

SatansSeed ...

Can you say I - R - O - N - Y?

THAT was the purpose of that article. Irony and satire.

Not to make fun of people who believe they are vampires, but to chastise those who let their children become little monsters for fear of, or lack of will or interest in, disciplining them.

*snort*

Buy a sense of humor, kiddo.

Well, that made interesting reading.

It's just another way of grabbing people's attention...like Lochness MOnster, Abonimable Snowman, and oi, Santa Claus...relax!

well im laughing now

thats interesting to read thanks .

lol...nice

al least someone is thinking about us!!! LOL

interesting

really now very interresting read

hahaha reminds me of the "Are your kids goth" page.

Ah if only the young screaming brats were vampires, they might be more toloerable when they hit that ear piercing level...

LOL, bad vampy! Now goto your coffin!

LMAO man

interesting

ROTFLMFAO!!! wow, that was so bad it was funny, lmao!

most interesting

Requiem's right. It's not meant to be taken literally. It's a satirical look at how children nowadays aren't diciplined. Quite funny, too.

Wow...this was brought back up. I thought it was dead.

argh! Its bullshit how ppl see vampires...ppl need to grow up! Cant judge a book by its cover!

Is that how humans see us? Disgusting.

blame that MTV!!!!!!!!

lol..stupidity for the people..by the people..from the people...

its rather simple humans fear what they do not understand its a shame that they dont understand us nor will take the time to understand us makes me shake my head in sadness you think they learn over the years but it seems they just loose more brain power over the years

*shakes head in shame for humanity*
I really have to wonder what it is that makes people act out their stupidity.

I was in the store yesterday, and my son asked for something, I said, "No." And he got over it. BUT, when we reached the cashier, there was this girl, the same age as my son SCREAMING at the top of her lungs because she didn't get "Bambi II". I thought for sure her mom would do something. Eventually, the fit worsened and she actually DID bite her mom. I'm thinking, "Beat the child, beat the child." And her mom says, "If I get the movie, will you stop?" I was disgusted. Jaw dropped. She actually rewarded her child for throwing a fit.
This article reminded me of it, I thought I'd share.

ignorance and no respect for others beliefs....

basically what it boils down to is that in this modern age we are scared to discipline our kids becuase someone will cry abuse.As for vampire children I was one and am an adult vampire now and I turned out good because of discipline

its as simple as this: ignorance and stupidity. There!

L:et them think what they do. There just pissed that they cant be like us.

the oerson that wrote that artical needs to get a life.

YAY~~~~

humans shall never lern lol

its good that they have us to further there odd ways of behavour.

that is absurd

Rofl, first person I see wearing garlic and a heavy rosary I'm going to up and bite them.

Another mindless read

i hold my opinion to myself this time ;)

I agree... it's stupidity at its finest. Shows you how much they believe or even care. Hypocritical and immature. Some people just need a good slap upside the head for making such idiotic remarks.

LOL, you have to admit that it is amusing though. What some people do to gain your attention!!!

yup i agree

1. Spankings are a good way to stop any bad behaviour...worked on me when I was just a wee vamp. 2. Buffy get a damn life

wut if i said i was a vampire child one who has been here for 20 yrs now

Its a fact, some children are just evil, and yes, they would like some discipline, so give it to them.
Just remember little evil people grow up into big evil people, a lack of discipline is the cause, I should know, I still don't know what discipline is. My parents hate me now more than ever because of it.

i think its ture

crazy crazy

someone need to get a life,i was a vampire chlid, it's not a game...

Hollywood influenced, drowned in zombie-related fiction,playing to the masses of a generic horror.

What else do you expect? This is what we are fed fron the media, and many people believe they actually "are"

if its any consolation, some people still think taht all girls love pink, and all boys love football. Thats the streotypical planet earth for you.

i think they were just trying to be cute... not demeaning or cruel... you have to remember, until someone comes up with proof, ninety percent of the world is always going to think vampires are nothing but fiction.

it's like that commercial on TV where the guy says..

getting a quote is so easy a caveman can do it...

then it cuts to the same man eating a lunch with two cavemen and begging their forgiveness because he hadn't known they still exsit...

people don't always mean to be cruel to be so.

three words......W..T..F..