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26 entries this month
 

20:45 Feb 27 2012
Times Read: 446


Gotta come clean.


Soooo...I was reading a book and I tapped the edge of the page and was perplexed for a millimeter of a second when the page didn't turn.


Then, last night while reading a beautifully illustrated book on Ancient Rome, I saw an image of a statue, "The Pugilist at Rest" and wanted to see it closer up. Yep, I tried pinching it larger. I can't believe how automatic these actions have become.


I've gone off the digital deep end!


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birra
birra
03:41 Mar 05 2012

A millimeter of a second?






Joli
Joli
19:17 Mar 05 2012

You DON'T measure each second with a ruler?





 

19:51 Feb 26 2012
Times Read: 482


This is what happens when you have two teenage daughters. My oldest is in her first year of college and had left a note for me on the fridge. It both expressed affection and reminded me to put some money into her account from her college fund.


*Enter daughter #2 and some creative editing*


I then find the sticky note, photograph it and message daughter #1.

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Me: Allie, I found this on my fridge.


Allie: LOL damn auto correct! I meant to say Allie hearts you, Mommy!


I want to point out that these two love each other a lot. They're very close, but miss no opportunity to take a poke at the other.


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Requiem
Requiem
21:14 Feb 26 2012

Hahahahah yay! ♥





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
22:51 Feb 26 2012

Now I'm worried and I only have the one.





Joli
Joli
23:18 Feb 26 2012

They're actually a LOT of fun, just silly. When I saw the sticky note, I said, "Caitlin..."



She responded by slinking down on the couch and saying, "I don't know anything about the sticky note on the fridge!"





 

21:36 Feb 25 2012
Times Read: 502


NFL Scouting Combine: Offensive Linemen Trials




Stabb: "It's like watching oxen try to sprint."


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Morrigon
Morrigon
21:46 Feb 25 2012

Oxen... wow





Requiem
Requiem
22:51 Feb 25 2012

o.o He's right, though.





Nightgame
Nightgame
05:25 Feb 26 2012

That is the truest description but now my mind is dressing oxen in football jerseys ;)





birra
birra
16:37 Feb 26 2012

That's why linemen are pretty much... walls. Their lateral foot-speed is usually more vital than their ability to run 40-yards quickly.





 

06:11 Feb 24 2012
Times Read: 516


Yonanas! I sprinkled my favorite ground coffee on the peeled bananas and sealed them in a Baggie and froze them. I had hazelnut flavored soft serve "ice cream" tonight made with two ingredients. No dairy, no preservatives, no worry about the indulgence. And let me tell you...it's creamy and feels decadent. So amazing.


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20:18 Feb 23 2012
Times Read: 535


No. No. No. Tut...Uncommon. See what I did there?


*dodges the tomatoes*


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Morrigon
Morrigon
20:20 Feb 23 2012

*throws leftover lunch*





 

19:46 Feb 22 2012
Times Read: 557


Watching a show called "King Tut Unwrapped" and they keep saying it over and over and I don't understand...what's so uncommon about Tut?


:)


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Lullaby
Lullaby
20:59 Feb 22 2012

I've been wondering the same thing about Jamie Oliver... :P





 

06:41 Feb 22 2012
Times Read: 578


Had to bring this back. What an Easter Cutie!

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Nekirena
Nekirena
09:38 Feb 22 2012

Was the bunny face PS'd on or...?






Requiem
Requiem
12:41 Feb 22 2012

Scar-eh Bun-neh. ♥





Joli
Joli
19:15 Feb 22 2012

No, Nek...this is her true face...the one she posts on VR is photoshopped. If you look closely, you can see the shoddy job she really does. Best to use a touchscreen so you can pinch it larger and check the details.





Morrigon
Morrigon
19:25 Feb 22 2012

You swore you'd never tell!!!





Joli
Joli
19:43 Feb 22 2012

I outed joo!





 

00:15 Feb 22 2012
Times Read: 600


Stabb has ninja skills when it comes to folding fitted sheets. I don't get it. Mine looked like balled up and wadded rags. His are flat squares with pointed corners. I'm flummoxed.


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Nekirena
Nekirena
00:18 Feb 22 2012

Does he iron them?





Morrigon
Morrigon
00:31 Feb 22 2012

Havers!





birra
birra
03:12 Feb 22 2012

That's some sort of sorcery...





Requiem
Requiem
12:42 Feb 22 2012

>.> I have that ninja skill, too.



It's because we're both a little OCD when it comes to folding things, is my bet.





:D





faeriemoon
faeriemoon
18:52 Feb 22 2012

I'm with Req and Stabb. I contribute it to my slight case of OCD...





Joli
Joli
19:12 Feb 22 2012

OK, I want to SEE this "skill." I suspect that it is nothing less than what I suspected all along...dark magic.





RedQueen
RedQueen
22:26 Feb 22 2012

Ok, here's the secret:



stick your hand in one pocket, then across stick your hand in the other pocket.



Long side, of course.



bring your hands together, tuck one pocket inside the other, then do it again with both doubled up pockets. Lay flat, smooth down the nested pockets, and fold flat accordingly.



TADAH!!!





 

19:58 Feb 21 2012
Times Read: 633


I'm thinking out loud here, but I need to. I have questions about you. I am suspicious of your motives.


1. Why do you so rarely leave a public comment, preferring instead to message your thoughts?


2. Unless it's a man's journal...then you leave comments all day long.


3. Why do you then move to phone calls?


4. Why do you have so many cover stories about your home life that do not add up?


5. How long did it take you to polish that charm and wit?


6. How many more times will you do what you have done? Yeah, I know about the others.


7. Why aren't more people asking questions?


8. Do you REALLY understand truth, trust, and honor?


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sahahria
sahahria
01:19 Feb 22 2012

Personally I find when people leave me with questions such as these, I automatically don't invest a lot of my time. Then again over time, people show you who they truly are. If something can't wait, then it isn't for me. Crass? Perhaps, but life is simply too short to waste it on things I don't want to do.



I hope this person is able to realize that the only person truly fooled by masks, is the wearer.





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
13:05 Feb 23 2012

You're absolutely correct. I'm ashamed.



All of the worst things you've ever suspected about me...are true.





 

16:46 Feb 21 2012
Times Read: 648


"cum and join and see wht where about...


talk about wht going on in life in your life a i will help the best i can"




REEEALLY? I think I'm just gonna keep muddling along on my own.

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TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
16:57 Feb 21 2012

Best page, ever, huh? Hahaaha.





Requiem
Requiem
18:04 Feb 21 2012

o.O



Oh, WHAERUH do Ai sign oop?!





sahahria
sahahria
20:07 Feb 21 2012

Ur missing out on some quality thar!



*blink* o.o





Joli
Joli
20:16 Feb 21 2012

Yeah, he had me at the first word.





 

06:51 Feb 21 2012
Times Read: 653


You are some STRANGE people, but you make me smile.


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22:15 Feb 20 2012
Times Read: 665


Oh god, Cancer spam! I got it all over my shoes when I walked into Morri's honor. I'm trying to clean it off, but all I have is this thin napkin.


sadface


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Morrigon
Morrigon
22:18 Feb 20 2012

It's been a few days since the first wave hit. We're just trying to recover our lives..





 

19:55 Feb 19 2012
Times Read: 674


Roasted acorn squash with benacol, salt and pepper. Healthy and delicious lunch!


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BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
20:50 Feb 20 2012

Benacol AND salt and pepper, slow down kid!!





 

04:59 Feb 19 2012
Times Read: 691


Today as I was slamming on the imaginary brakes on my side of the car to help Stabb stop from going into the one in front of us, I blathered out as I braced for impact, "You drive the way German men talk!"


I was kinda proud of that one because it really fits. But just now he exclaimed, "Skullduggery!" when the downloaded episode of QI failed to load.


Skullduggery? I feel like Morri discovering the booby hatch.


Now, I'm off to Google. Cheerio!


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Requiem
Requiem
09:56 Feb 19 2012

I. Can. Hear. That.





Oh, gosh, I bet being a fly on the wall would be so very cute for you two. heh.





 

04:48 Feb 18 2012
Times Read: 708


Working on Stabb...there's a concert I want to go to. I don't aspire to see many live bands, but this is one I adore.


Going to hold it close until I know for sure. *fingers crossed*


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Requiem
Requiem
05:51 Feb 18 2012

Good luck. :)





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
10:30 Feb 18 2012

How can he not want to see you happy ;-)





 

01:57 Feb 18 2012
Times Read: 728


I got it! I got it! I got Yonanas. B'cept they MY nannas! The bananas are freezing and will be done in 24 hours and ready for feeding into my Yonan

nas machine. I can't wait.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
01:57 Feb 18 2012

OHHHH SNAP!





imagesinwords
imagesinwords
02:28 Feb 18 2012

Sounds awesome. I'm going to have to look into one of those.





Requiem
Requiem
02:56 Feb 18 2012

NEAT!





 

16:08 Feb 17 2012
Times Read: 741


I'm getting one of these today! Hey, birra...c'mere!

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Bellanova333
Bellanova333
02:53 Feb 18 2012

*drools





birra
birra
01:12 Feb 19 2012

Why? What? Me? Why?





 

05:24 Feb 17 2012
Times Read: 771


This is exactly how Morri sounds when she talks to me on the phone. It's kinda eerie and uncanny.



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XKarmaBitesX
XKarmaBitesX
06:08 Feb 17 2012

That can turn a bad day into a good one,so cute





Requiem
Requiem
11:58 Feb 17 2012

♥ this is so awesome.





sahahria
sahahria
12:25 Feb 17 2012

Beautiful way to start my morning





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
13:40 Feb 17 2012

That was delightful. Thank you.





Bellanova333
Bellanova333
02:53 Feb 18 2012

(= too cute





 

21:51 Feb 16 2012
Times Read: 795


I tried them both and neither answered. The only conclusion possible is that they are having sex. Right now. Together. Morri and birra. Sex.


You heard it here first, folks.


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Requiem
Requiem
22:03 Feb 16 2012

:giggle:





Morrigon
Morrigon
22:19 Feb 16 2012

I was in a MEETING. With a CLIENT.



GEEZ





sahahria
sahahria
00:47 Feb 17 2012

Aka Joli... blow job.



Really, I'm sure Birra could have put you on speaker phone.





Joli
Joli
03:00 Feb 17 2012

You'd think so, wouldn't you? A little multi-tasking customer service is all I ask. Is that too much?!





birra
birra
01:13 Feb 19 2012

And I was at the new 9-6 gig...



...and it sucks.



I like your idea for the way I was spending time a lot better. I wish it were true...





 

21:45 Feb 16 2012
Times Read: 797


I just blew up Morrigon's voice mail. Note to self: have a plan when you leave a message. Oh, and never ever again begin anything with , "mwa haha. It is I, your VR nemesis." Trust me, it sounds better in your head.


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Yo. Chilla in da house!

17:46 Feb 13 2012
Times Read: 823


Hi. My name is Chilla.

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I am a naughty chinchilla. I LOVE to run on Caitlin's bed!

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Chinchilla dust baths are the best! I do chilla flips and get my fur all fluffy. Then I wipe my nose like a coke addict and make everyone laugh. It's good to be me :)

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BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
21:53 Feb 13 2012

Very sweet.





XKarmaBitesX
XKarmaBitesX
06:11 Feb 17 2012

That is my daughters name,this is the first time I have seen it spelled just like I did hers. She even had a Chinchilla to,he loves his dust baths to lol





 

17:40 Feb 13 2012
Times Read: 825


This is for all you Star Wars fans out there. I just sent it to Stabb. I expect that I'll be able to hear the groans from here!


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Morrigon
Morrigon
18:12 Feb 13 2012

snark snark snark





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
21:53 Feb 13 2012

Oh dear!!





Requiem
Requiem
21:55 Feb 13 2012

Hahahahhahaa yay!!





 

06:03 Feb 13 2012
Times Read: 843


Ok, I'll admit it. I'm watching this stupid show. Do I know better? Yes, absolutely. I just can't seem to look away from this train wreck. My Strange Addiction


Tonight's Episode:


A woman addicted to snorting baby powder. For 16 years. She takes a spoon and packs the powder into her nose.


A Man who is in an intimate relationship with his car. He named the car Chase and he describes it as an emotional and sexual relationship.


Yep. And I'm watching it. Yeah.


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Requiem
Requiem
12:36 Feb 13 2012

Oh ... Joli ...





I don't know what to say.



I almost typed, "I don't know where to put my face," then realized that would be even MORE awkward.





sahahria
sahahria
14:31 Feb 13 2012

Looks like that "honor" goes both ways *eyebrow wiggle*





Nekirena
Nekirena
15:05 Feb 13 2012

I am just...



At a loss for words. I am scared to watch this show for that very reason. Why? Because once you look it never goes away...



;)





Joli
Joli
17:37 Feb 13 2012

I'm taking the shame. *head hang*





deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
10:31 Feb 17 2012

holy freak!





 

02:28 Feb 12 2012
Times Read: 856


Morri...you came along with me on my walk tonight. I was grinning my ass off, thinking how much you would have enjoyed it with me.


It's about a 3 mile walk along the lakefront. Tonight it was down in the 40s, so I had on a jacket and ended up pulling my muffler around the bottom of my face and around my ears. I probably looked incredibly dorky.


But the best part was the entertainment part of the evening...Old Time Radio podcasts. I listened to one called, "Prelude to Murder" and then the original "Day the Earth Stood Still" with Michael Rennie! It's dark along the walk and a little creepy. Sometimes shadowy figures are walking toward you with the eerie show on in the background. And other times, the corniest lines and sound effects just make you bray with laughter. It made the walk so fun!


Yesterday, I listened to two podcasts on H.H. Holmes, the serial killer during the Chicago World's Fair in the 1890s. WAY creepy and so cool. I love nighttime walks!


If you haven't discovered the joy of podcasts, you're really missing out. You can get free podcasts on just about anything that interests you. I'm a huge fan of the "How Stuff Works" podcasts...there are 3 that I get: "Stuff Your Mom Never Told You", "Stuff You Missed In History Class", and "Stuff You Should Know". I also love "Easy French Poetry," "Saturday Night Comedy", and a slew of Old Time Radio podcasts. Check them out.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
03:17 Feb 12 2012

My dad used to listen to the old story-time radio broadcasts. That is a whole world of entertainment, I'll tell you what.





 

20:13 Feb 06 2012
Times Read: 885


Speranza left a comment in my journal that sparked a memory...


I still have safety clips on my cabinets even though my youngest is 16...but two cabinets never got the clips...my pots and pans cabinet and my "tupperware" cabinet (in quotes because I'm cheap...it's mainly butter dishes!)


When my pumpkins would try to open most, they would be met with FAIL. But, ohhhh...the doors that would unexpectedly and magically open!


I had to pick up pots and plasticware many times a day, but baby joy is irresistable. Throw in a wooden spoon and baby squeals would make me laugh til I cried.


Speranza, Speranza...mine are in the rearview mirror. I'm jealous of every fun baby moment you have ahead of you...and I'm SO SO happy for you. I miss my little pumpkins.


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sPerAnZa
sPerAnZa
20:35 Feb 06 2012

She's getting at that age where she's so curious about everything. She loves to give little licks to everything, like the way a snake uses its tongue to learn about its environment. Like now, she's trying to lick my power cord for the laptop. Pprrrobably should let her do that.



The poor dog gets the worst of it though.



And behold the magic of butter dishes. I ate cereal out of one this morning. They're huge, useful, and a great deal. (Two for one! Butter and a bowl!) I am a huge cereal junkie, so the standard bowl doesn't really work for me.





 

02:37 Feb 04 2012
Times Read: 916


Guess who Stabb ordered not one margarita for but TWO! We're driving to the movies now in Slidell and singing Living on a Prayer at the top of our lungs. This evening is SO fun!


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imagesinwords
imagesinwords
03:25 Feb 04 2012

I miss that theater, now that we're no longer slitherin' Slidellians :)





Elemental
Elemental
23:57 Feb 04 2012

mmmmmmmm margarita's....I love frozen strawberry with salt...:)








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