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Here's what I'm looking for. I want to see how creative the people on this site can be. This is a contest to find the best original quotes. The rules are simple.

1. Original quotes only. No plagarism.

2. One entry per person.

Once this thread gets RIP'd I'll select the 5 quotes I like best and enter them in my journal. Thanks in advance to anyone who shows interest.

This is really random ok?

"Rocks like sooooooo much cheesecake!"

"death is so much fun
more fun wen u live it"

told ya il look at it
good luck 2 hun
xx

I've never heard it said by anyone else, but me :

Well I have a few Vampire quotes that I like: :) Here is the first ..

beyond your experience. I am beyond good and evil, legions of the night - night breed - repeat not the errors of the Night Stalker and show no mercy."
-Richard Ramirez


"I had seen my becoming a vampire in two lights: The first light was simply enchantment... But the other light was my wish for self-destruction."
-Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire


"I never knew what life was until it ran out in a red gush over my lips, my hands!"
-Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire


"I am neither good, nor bad, neither angel nor devil, I am a man, I am a vampire."
-Michael Romkey (I, Vampire)


"Take me from this earth
an endless night-
this, the end of life.
From the dark I feel your lips
and taste your bloody kiss."


-Type O Negative

"They aren't real, I heard you say,
But in my heart is where they'll stay.
And as long as to the dream I resist
They will in my mind forever exist."

-Kris (LettoDamor)



But first, on earth as Vampire sent,
Thy corpse shall from its tomb be rent:
Then ghastly haunt thy native place,
And suck the blood of all thy race;
There from thy daughter, sister, wife,
At midnight drain the stream of life;
Yet loathe the banquet which perforce
Must feed thy livid living corpse.
Thy victims are they yet expire
Shall know the demon for their sire,
As cursing thee, thou cursing them,
Thy flowers withered on the stem."

-Lord Byron (Giaour)

And then I like my own Vampire quote too..

"And I felt i was kissed forever with his touch warmly sweet on my lips, my body aching..to give You my very soul, bleeding to fill His desire"

Emaerald

Just a reminder to check the rules. One entry, original quotes only. All others are inelligible.

"Do what is least expected of you"
-me

ok.....let me see if i can remember this....
"time is like a day to us....
forever is eternal
time is like a watch...
for ever is everlasting
and time and time again
we watch the time
but we never know what
forever is......"

"I'D RATHER BE THE LAST WINNER THAN THE FIRST LOSER." ----ME, 1999

"Life is what you make of it. Not what it makes of you, and you, are what you make of life" - Me

Whithout pain, how would we know we are alive? Me- just now....

OH Blast! I have to wear my glasses after all then lmao! Ok, just the last Vampire one then of mines since I wrote it heh

"And I felt i was kissed forever with his touch warmly sweet on my lips, my body aching..to give You my very soul, bleeding to fill His desire"

Emaerald

That made so much sense.. *frowns*

hows the contest xander
having fun???

information cannot pass through a closed mind
-me-....numerous times over the years have I said this

blood angel no plagerism he said thats MIDNIGHT OIL ! anyway i done one and changed it but it got a few remarks "blood is thicker than water it sticks to your throat and slides down slower "

Hmmm... Okay... I shall go with My best one...

We live in a land full of dreamers, so this must make me a nightmare...

Vv--vV

Having a blast Angel. And here's one for you Shadow. "Blood is thicker than water, and tastier too."

"Once awakened there's no going back"


-myself

"for love is equal to life being single is death"

love breaks apart a heart that feels and blinds us from the truth

ye but love sucks most times

Having a penis is not an excuse to be stupid.

A NightBlossom original

well, i do have one. its REALLY long though (too long to be my quote for this sight *tear* lol). i put it in my portfolio too

If you are not in my mind or do not walk in these shoes then I would advise you to not judge or assume things about me for if you were in my mind or in my shoes then I think you would be rather surprised about the things I know, feel or even how my mind works. and you would possibly be astonished when you found out just how hard the things I go through everyday are (and because I have lived this way for so long, you may find that most of the time when these things happen to me, I don’t even think about them much because that’s just how my life is) so next time you go to judge, insult or even assume things about people, just consider that maybe there are some things deep down inside of them that no one, not even their closest or maybe even only friend in the world knows about them and maybe because if this, they have it much harder then you and somehow find a way to live with it. I only ask that you get to know this person (whoever it may be) and then feel free to judge, because wouldn’t you want people to do the same for you?

-j. m. p.
(me.....of coarse)

and i know its long but i like it =D

'The beauty of life lies in it's frailty, to truly understand this, to know yourself, seek yourself through your own eyes, not that of another. The acceptance of your own life lies in the acceptance of your eventual death, only when you understand this can you find happiness, and understand how truly beautiful we are. Fearing death is deying our own existence.''

It sounds a bit melodramatic, but I couldn't think of anything else.

Nice Kijo. The last line was the best part.

thanks...I can't belive how grossly mispelt 'denying'

"Love is like a dying rose: the petals slowly decay and fall away, only to reveal a completely rotten core." ~Me

Have fun Xander

"Everything happens for a reason, we just have to figure out what the reason is."
xo

can i just ay somint
but y is most of the quotes comein from girls???
imean realy?

angel, maybe guys have to think harder than girls......they do afterall have two heads *winks*

"Tolerance is unearned respect."-Me

lol nice Lee real nice but so tru

Ok this is quite the contest! I don't know about this one but it is the only one that I could think of at the time. Ok here goes.
"When you die, we bury you ass up so I have a place to park my bike." Robin Williams in "Patch Adams". Sorry man, that's the best I could do. Good luck with this!

My favourite:

" I'm not cute...I'm evil!"
The clone ( my daughter, who's 4 years old and has been saying that since she was 2)

Life is just a bad dream . Somebody wake me up ...

I`ll stick to the one in my pro:

Life is a sexually transmitted disseise with a guaranteed lethal outcome!

Sorry Nadja. No points this round. And Stormie, only 1 entry please.

If Fate be a cruel mistress, then Death be twice as harsh a lover.

Sorry I got excited. I live for metaphors and quotes.

~*Smiles*~

Dump the 2nd one then.

Flaming horseradishes are raining down upon the purple geese of Cambodia.

- was my voicemail message for a long time.

"There Comes A Point When The Mind Can No Longer Accept The Relentless Terror Ripping It Apart And Panic Gives Way To A Complete And Utter Breakdown"

Do most of you not know what "original" and "no plagarism" mean, or are you just hoping noone bothers to check?

who the hell are you talking about toliet

You have to remember that somethings are a popular thought and noone owns certain words or phrases.

I think I might be the very first person ever to say, "Zis iz Kool." hehe

Not even the quoted authors can take credit for something they claimed to say first anyway. And if so, we are still influenced by the same people.

I've said "Holy Hell" all my life, maybe influenced by Batman and Robin, but was it something I stole from them?

No matter if every quote on here was resaid or not, they are all still beautiful.

^[*Shuts up.]

"Friends are people you know and still like." ~ paramour. 8)

"We have Romans in the deli nextdoor."

i did really say that, at an event called American Gods.

"I cannot turn you into something you are not...and you cannot forever hide behind masks and costumes either."

the shadows do not always hold danger just as the light dose not alway hold safty

"Light can travel all it wants and where it wants but darkness will ALWAYS be there ready to greet it"

"keep your soul strong dove... for i can easily crush your face much more than i could ever your spirit....." -manny bebop

ok how bout this one. "What do you think fish smelled like before women started swimming?" If that doesn't work then I give up! You're no fun

It's better to live for a short time than to exist for a long time :)

!!!The hell is full so we come back!!! - Vampiresofcem - !!!Sleep all day & Enjoy all night!!!
I' think i'd not heared this before .....
n enjoy this world .....

"You can't see past choices you don't understand."
This was said by The Oracle from the Matrix trilogy.

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a guaranteed lethal outcome."
This is a catchphrase that I've seen floating around the net for years, although I don't know the original source.

"There Comes A Point When The Mind Can No Longer Accept The Relentless Terror Ripping It Apart And Panic Gives Way To A Complete And Utter Breakdown

This is a tagline used by Universal Studios Orlando for their Halloween Horror Nights. http://www.univacations.com/halloween_horror_nights_vacations.asp

These were just the easiest to find verification on, or that just really stood out. Several others I'm pretty sure I've heard before

heh, how true TD.. I guess it must be true then, that it is in human nature to cheat no matter how little the gain is or not. *sighs* I'm really so naive at times, never figured people would cheat! lol

die with a smile, go out with a bang


i gave it to my friend thedamnedone, he likes it, but i created it

lol Kabal, nice one :)

"Perfection is over-rated....as it is the imperfections that keep things so interesting."

~Catherine~

Lonelyness make people do incoceivable things.. Distort and creates our character...

"ÿou bring the chips and dips ill bring the chains and whips"

Those are good TD, but this is for the contest. Let's try to stick to the rules please.

Xander, I was pointing out quotes that weren't original that were posted by other people, after I made the comment about people not understanding no plagarism. My quote is a bit higher up, and I'll be surprised if you find it anywhere else... "Flaming horseradishes are raining down upon the purple geese of Cambodia." All 3 in my last post were listed earlier by other people as their original quotes. I was pointing out that they weren't original.

Point taken. Good quote there BTW. Definitely original.

nice quote TD
i like it
but i wont use it
kool

It's your life you can do anything you want with it... even if it's stupid

"Marriage is just legalised Prostitution, and I am The Best Damned Protstute you will ever have"

" Since when has a quote become an accurate way of measuring creativity?"

ha ha...I like that one, Echo

Dear God, most of you are so depressing! Lighten up!

If you can't be strong you better be smart!!

(yes, i made that! hehehe!)

TDuc-
"You can't see past choices you don't understand."
This was said by The Oracle from the Matrix trilogy.

I know, I posted that one aftermy quote for submission. I really thought it was a good quote..I just couldn't remember where that one was from.

But anyway, my point is, that was the one dumped, so it doesn't matter. I was just adding a beautiful quote.

The first one I posted is NOT a direct quote from anything but me.

*resubmits...
"In order to survive anything and see through it, you must be able to first survive yourself, and see yourself through." - Stormie

[I talk too much.] *shuts up*

"in a moment everything can change"

Ha! I finally thought of one...

If god would have put a flatscreen t.v. in the chest of man, women would have something to do if he wasn't that good in bed.

hehe

-Moonie

will you be my friend?

i dunno if anyone wrote that or not but its been my fav for a while

I want to change mine and make this:

If dreams came true,they wouldn't be called dreams.

Yesterday I had this discussion with my friends and came up with this:)

it's not mine but hey.. it's nice..

"The world is divided into 2 kinds.. those who spent a great deal of time trying to save money and those you spent a great deal of money trying to save time.. "

you bring the chips and dips ill bring the chains and whips
Changing the y to a ÿ doesnt make it your Own!
unfortunatly first hit was this lmao

AskMen.com - Get her excited
You have two choices: slow or fast. The reason you should try both (at different
... Break out the chips and dips, chains and whips, we're about to reveal ...
www.askmen.com/sex/love_tip/58_love_tip.html

Ill fate follows those that cross my path

Stormie, Maynard, huh? :))

"I will not tell you that good and evil exist, I can only tell you that the world is ignorant and from there you will have to make a choice. "

DarkAdmin

"I'm too young for my mind, and too old for my body." ~Dami~

you can't just stand around waiting for the floor to come up and bump you in the ass...you've got to fall down to it.

I know I already got a thing in here but Xander I know you'll forgive me for this one

"Never be somebody's slogan, for you are poetry."

"life is ok when im unconcious....good thing im never awake to enjoy the pain"~~me

Eat my ass with a cold spoon... theres mine.

"Suicide is to put a permanent solution on a temporary problem." me

Life is to short not to have fun!

Cynicism is not too much off the filp side to the coin of empathy ~HellChildDami~ in conversation to Miz

"Perhaps there is one for all, but alas I am still a beast with out his beauty."
~Nikolius~

one by one the people of the rave steal my sanity

nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool

spank my monkey for me.

wow better than expected
nice 1 xander

"Jesus Christ on a fucking stick, if you don't stop calling me that, I'm gonna bite your boob off"
-Morgana
Enjoy that.
~morgana~
Nothing is Trivial.

"to make sense out of nonsense is not senseless but perfect nonsense" ~ me

something an old best friend and I used to say

This is one that I came up with off the top of my head.

"If I was meant to live then how come everytime I see you I die"

Not a good one but I like it.

hey i like it
the best quotes i come up wiv
come from the top off my head
kool

I said this but heard it after, it's in your hands to see if it qualifies or not....

''there's always a light at the end of the tunnel,just hope it's not a train

This contest is tough because I am inspired by music too much subconsciously, and consciously. [Especially TOOL]

Withdraw my quote from the "contest" if you think it sounds like Maynard Keenan, and instead use..

"I will learn that to be rich is not to have the most but need the least."

During your most terrible ordeals just remember that everything will pass, so just keep your mind on that & it will pass even quicker ;) -me-