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Julia Elder(39BC-14AD) daughter of Roman Emperor Augustus, is thought to have had 80,000 men. She started her exploits in childhood.

And to think, *I* am refered to as a Harlot LOL

I just found this cool website.. www.kinkygod.com it has a weekly sexual forecast and lots of fun trivia.

oh no no no no no more filth, ive gotta go wash my eyes.

lol...so it goes on..

go Scarlet go

Leave it to the beautiful Italians to find a way to use SEX to sell COFFINS ROFLMAO omg too funny

http://www.cofanifunebri.it/2004-calendar.htm

Holy shit...that is creepy.

I like it! It's much better than selling coffins in a somber, sad setting. I want every body to party when I die! Guess I have a strange sense of humor.

LoL Sex Sells... and you can buy it for a low low price with Pay Pal!!!! lol

mmmmmm Scar, my little sex Goddess in crime!

No forecast for this little Aquarius this week

*hands Daire a silk black blind fold.... do with it what you will*

Try these little aussie trists

http://www.mysecretplace.com.au/store/index.php

And my local and where you find me once a month:

http://www.theKastle.com.au

dirty dirty people.

Dirty can be FUN Squid. :)

most people enjoy dirty things but are too afraid to admit it....well I like dirty things lol^^v^^

Dirty things are what makes my day.. "exciting" :: wink:: lol I have no problem with being at one with my Dirty mind!

Come here Sqwiddy and let me show you just how dirty I can really be >:)

Damn you all, i wish i had a nice chap/ess to be dirty with... will have to go and snag one...

Is dirty the same as naughty? I mean, I consider myself naughty. Maybe nasty, sometimes. Where does nasty fit in? Is there a hierarchy for this sort of thing?

1. naughty

2. dirty

3. kinky

4. nasty

5. perverted

6. sick

7. MINE


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THAT is the hierarchy. ;)

Is that a common/industry standard hierarchy or your personal Req. ? Just curious......*giggles....

Okay so I am just going through online and BAM! i see the niftiest thing!

http://www.liberator.com/products_shapes.php

I think this looks pretty cool. Its kinda like sexual leggo's. :::drifts off into fantasy land::::

yeah they are intresting, but you can pretty much get the same things using pillows ... of course you have to be like me and have a lot of pillows hehehe you can get very creative using on ro several pillows ....

I like using pillows but, sometimes I either slide off or get cockeyed :: giggles:: OR in the heat of a very rough moment I fall off.. lol

LIBERATOR ROCKS!

*cough*

:)

And Fatalis, while fairly common, I can only claim definitively that list of grades is mine. *wink*

Just checked out the Liberator site. Wow. Just....wow. Sheer brilliance.

Yah I like pictures.. hehe. glad i threw that in my favorite places..

LMFAO ohh myy I NEVER even thought of it .... a few friends of mine have had me make those .... yet I thought it was just a pregnacy wedge for the one and the other one it was bigger so I thought it was for playing video games infront of the tele lmao

I cannot say this enough times.

The Liberator rocks.

Get one.

Hurry! Go get one now!

Imagine this....a Liberator room, with velcro all over the walls and floor so you could use them like Leggos! Oh my.

The things that make Jason's mind tick .....

Jason.. I LOVE the way you think!! lol :: evil grin:: I wonder how much it would cost to make a room like that. Oh the things I could do with a velcro liberator leggo room!!

lmao NIC!!!! I just went and reread what u said.. lmao!!!! I wouldnt of never thought about it until I seen the website. Now when I go to friends houses Im going to be looking for strange wedge furniture!!

just introduced a friend into the joys of chains and blindfolds muhahahahaha

Blindfold, chains, a rose...... should have used the rope too. *smiles*

i have a question

what are those swings called where you strap in your feet ?

*blush *

Are you talking about sex swings?

I am at work otherwise I'd hunt up a link for you. I'll try to remember to look tonight.

Here are some Links for you Deity

The Love Swing link is....

http://www.fascinations.net/xq/ASP/affilid.1/curid.16/ProductsID.937/qx/productview.htm

Sex Swing link.....

http://www.fascinations.net/sex-swing/

a swing link with more than one on the same page

http://www.intimatesynergy.com/adult-sex-toys/-Sex-Swings-&-Stands_c15sc74.html

Thanks, Fatalis!

Cool Fatalis!! I went down to Bourbon St one night with friends. There are sex shops all over the place. They had sex swings too! I was like Hellllllllllllll yeah!

sex swing hmm sounds intriguing might have to get one

Req you can get a vibrating butterfly thingie with range of 40feet ... umm one of the first websites posted in here I belive!

The swing is Great ! Just remember to install the ceiling hooks into a solid beam.....otherwise you will end up with a bruised arse. Nic they now make a Vibrating thong that has a remote with a range of about 30-50 ft. They are great fun for having a female friend/partner wear on a night out on the town......Good Fun!!!

Swings on stands are nice too. No holes in your ceiling. ANd it's MOBILE. :D

Speaking of swings ... if y'r the daring person, you don't even need to buy a swing ... ever been out late at night walking around with y'r lover and come to a park???? What kinds of intresting things have you done?

I bring it up because I've actually par-took in some activity on a park swing .. mmm and another park equipment, and no before it gets asked or said, care was taken to be neat....

On a slide at a park. Didn't get close, just mild folling. Umm. Something startled me and I shoved him off the slide. Was actually kind of funny in retrospect. For me. He may or may not have been amused.

Public park at night, one of those massive kiddie playgrounds with the multiple levels and big tubes to crawl through connecting the platforms.

Yep, those kinds of parks, well actually even amusment parks as well, I'm sure there have been a few who have fooled around on the Ferris Wheel way up at the top .... hhhmmmm???

UUUUUUUh thats enough...let count it out? How many yaers did she live?
lol

if you average it out, it's over a thousand men a year for EVERY YEAR OF HER 75 YEARS!

Busy gal.

ejej
so she did a lot of "job"...Its about 2-3 men per day...but If we consider that she couldnt do it till her 75...Lets consider she was able to about 40yrs....Then its 5,5 men per day...
Incedible!

wish i had that type of sex drive (thinks ) not really bet she had alot of stds after all that sex

I bet she died happy though.

*shudders* Why do people have to be so childishly horny? I mean it's good to have a healthy sex drive and to desire things but some of them are insane... *hides*

I believe that 30-35 is the perfect age to be with a women.. I've yet to experince any better..!

Thera, some woman are sexually active until they die a ripe old age in they're 80's *shudders to think of what they looked like* ... men too. I had a male friend in GA who's father was 60 some years old when he was born ... so age doesn't necessally mean all that much... it's in y'r body and how it changes ...

80. ew.

Okay wow... I dont really get grossed out easily but 80?? Thats a weebit creepy. I have noticed my sex drive is WAY higher when I am in a relationship.. ::: goodness is it ever::: But when I am solo.. I dont tend to want to go out and just fornicate...... maybe its just me.. maybe Im wierd.. :: I already know the answer to me being wierd::::

Holy crap 80!!!!!
*pulls out brain to wash it with bleach*

I dont wanna image stuck in my brain all day so I'll try not to :)
My 1 friend had a swinging Bed ... metal piped frame 4 chains and bed ... it always amused me ... he had a suspendable bed .. the sticker on the head board piece amused me most ... must keep arms and legs inside bed while bed is in motion!

Now that is something I would love to see......a swinging Bed.....time to search the Net for Custom made Beds !!!

Hmmm LOL the sticker, now that's funny ...

What would be the most unusual "toy" or piece of equipment you have used, or seen???

when some of the ladys hear go to the swiming pool do they ever eye up the other women in the showers? or is it just me?

Nah Jason and I do it all the time....... you're not alone.. hehe

Dhampir adn Jason .. you should both be ashamed of y'r selves ya peeping toms LOL Just Kidding ... >;^}

But I would seriously like to know, (if it's possible to get this thread back on some sort of track) if someone were looking to expand their ummm how shal we say "Toy Closet" what are some of the most unusual "toy's" or piece of equipment you have used, or seen???

i love to use fruit but i guess that is not that odd

no that sounds fun. cock rings look fun but i have never used them.

I've posted it before, on a previous incarnation of scarlett's room, probably pre your time Dami, but I'll post it again.

Small cat o nine tails. During a bit of autoeroticism, it does wonders to stimulate. :) The sting of the lashes makes the pleasure of the play that much more exquisite.

*bump*

Ok.... Has anyone ever had problems with a certain brand of condoms?

Any time my partner at the time and I would use Trojans, it was extremely uncomfortable for both of us, even painful for her.

Trojans, yes. They hurt. I don't know why, but they seem to abrade or something my tender flesh.

sex is great

i was watching and interesting dvd i anal sex and rims job and it was kinda creepy because men as well as the women where stick vibrators up the ass* and the rim job eehhhhhhhh. what r ur opinions on these things have u tried them or would u ever?

*is wondering what he stumbled into..*

Anywhoots..


Yup. sex is great, but i dont think i would fornicate when im 80 lol.. i doubt i will even live that long..

Vibrators in my ass.....not my thing......Rim jobs Giving and receiving........I'm game as long as the area is cleaned.........Ass play is best when you are fresh from the Shower or still in it !

Anyone see CSI:NY last night? It featured a bondange club :) anyways.. there was this device.. called a screamer.. the hot chick, in latex of course, was positioned upside down and strapped to the front of a car. She had a "saftey" button that lit up in the car to say slow down.. Now, I like risks.. and I like thrills... but, um, no.... I just cant see how that coudl be a sexual turn on.. power exchange yes...turn on no..
the show also touched on forniphilla.. ppl getting off on being used as furniture.. i find this strange as well.. needless to say i was intrigued by csi last night...
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/csi_ny/episodes/116/

Yea i saw it and being a hood ornament is not my bag,plus i'd be the one using the furniture....MUWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Ok question time
Your fetish what is it.......

Thanks so much for the information

*bump*

Hmmm... fetishes.... There's a lot of things I enjoy, but generally only on occassion, not all the time... bondage, pain, D/s, etc.

I think the closest thing I have to an actual fetish would be being on the giving end of oral.

Scarlett thats very interesting i love CSI, but i missed that show....


all i can say is...people have weird fetishes.....everyday i am amazed at the type of things i hear....furniphilla (sp?).....weird...

TD .. and you are where?, and you are how old?, and you dirve what? J/K

Why is it that so many guys aren't like you in that sense? And the ones I do meet happen to live hundreds of miles away... and no it's not me ...

Any hoo .. I must admit to one, probably my only one, I happen to love oral on a man in the shower (don't mind it other places) but in the shower for some reason I just can't control myself ...

a fetish *taps her lips*
I'd haveta say a man in a suit ... and certian types of uniforms.
No clue why really :/

Oh good god *hides*

humm a lot of people have peeing fettishes and this intreags me i dontr understand how deing pissed on can be erotic?
can any ony understand this?

wow i wonder jus how much sex sites we have cause its jus huge!

Hmmm ......wouldn't call it a Fetish but I have a thing for women who wear their glasses to bed......wonders off to closet and eyes Suits from corporate days......

a fantasy of mine would be to have steamy sex in a police car. So very hot * bites lip *

It would have to be.. trying something for the 1st time.... I have yet to experience everything to name but one.

mines jus haveing it :|

I'm getting to that point Klown..... Went from on average 3 times a day...... to a total of 4 times over 6 months...... and then over a year and half without getting any.

Dami I'm kinda with you on that.. Giving a man or woman (yes I'm bi) oral in the shower is amazing..
*runs away*

heyheyhey no taking advantage of the poor lil canadian not getting any lmao!!
Hell I follow men on the streets that are in suits and uniforms lol

Slowly walks through the room in a Suit and freshly shined shoes with a smirk on his face !!!

Ok, not that I really need to knwo how often people are getting any, but virgin's and self inflicted celibacy aside ...

My ex has been in prison for the last 5 years, need I say more????

lol Nic.. I have a few friends around here that are in the armed forces and when they wear their BDU's I often find myslef slobbering.. lol :p~

well I havent had the 5 year ordeal but I'm sure its to come lol
I'm just pregnant and should pop in no more then 4 weeks (hopefully)
The baby's father apperntly just couldnt bring himself to touch me once we found out I was pregnant (at about 6 weeks)it wierded him out apperntly and so he broke up with me shortly after that ... and well hell I just can't bring myself to find someone .. and don't think it wise to do so while pregnant *shrugs*

that's a disheartening situation.

Ive never met any men who were lukewarm about pregnant women. they either find it extremely sexy, or a complete turn off. *shrug *

I once had a friend that told me that there is actually a group or type of man that will pay pregnant hookers more because of their pregnancy. He told me that it was because it all felt so different that way. I never understood it.

LOL.. my ex hubby was freaked out by me the entire time i was preg.. so.. afterwards.. when i was too tired to care about sex, but he wasnt.. i would squirt him with my milk.. freaked him out.. made me laugh

I used to be friends with a guy that loved pregnant women. He would date then while they were but, once they had the child he would make up some B.S. reason and break up with them. He confessed it to me at one time a few months ago after I called him out on it. He said there is something that turns him on about the nuturing and motherly love.. :: shrugs:: I never got it.

I can understand being fascinated by a pregnant woman.

I find them incredibly sexy for so many reasons.

Not only is it the whole nurture/fruitful thing, but the scent of a pregnant woman is simply luscious. I mean, women are lovely and smell pretty anyway, but there is something extra in the pheremones a woman with child gives off.

By the way, *bump*.

*grin*

yeah apperntly I SMELL like baby :/ makes no sense to me I still smell like ME to me lol ... same soaps and clensers I've always used same creams I've always used same perfumes and hair stuff I've always used ... and DAMN with putting that on all day every day if I don't smell like me I can't damn well help it!!! lol so I dont smell baby to me :)

since your hormones are changing, the scent reacts differently to your skin. That is why the same perfume smells differently on different women.

but thats the thing my perfume still smells the same on me ... same as the oils I use they smell the same as well *shrugs* apperntly its just my skin ... I dun get it ... guess I'll haveta sniff one of my friends when they get pregnant again lol

LMAO Ok Nic that was too much heheheeh I never knew all that .. gee I wonder what I smelled liek then ... uh don't really answer that one LOL

remind me to not get knocked up until this question has been answered.

Thank you. ♥

wow very interesting little chats,,best place i found was the grave yard or the department store which we were kicked out afterwards but what a thrill

well it apperntly hasta do with the hormones and pharamones we release *shrugs* an over abundant amount cause a different smell ... my friend Starr and her husband Freek are pregnant again so I'll wait a few months and give starr a sniffing .. cuz freek says she already smells pregnant but hey I dont smell it lol

bump .....because I love this thread....Cheers to the Naughty among us...

Whats a mere 80,000 when you have eternity?

hmm.... this room is very interesting....

interesting and that site with the coffins was funny

I'm just sitting here with an image of Nic sniffing her friend. Oh man...that's kinda funny.

Oh, and pregnant women are sexy. :-D

Just had to say this


*Pours Choccy topping on her morey and lix it all off paying attention to moreys very naughty spots*

Great site, hun. my husband is laughin sooo much!

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