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Encourage Deity to get Breast Implants

Cancer
by Cancer
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Page last updated: Jul 08 2011
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Sometimes a girl just gets the short end of the genetic boob stick. It's very sad, but in today's world of modern plastic surgical medicine, women with this disadvantage don't have to suffer any longer.

Born in America to Cuban immigrants, Deity was blessed with opportunities her parents didn't have. She escaped the bloody world of Santeria and human sacrifice (both commonly practiced in Cuba) and grew up in civilized American culture. She wasn't forced into eating cats and donkeys like so many of her ancestors. Her civilized diet gave her modern nutrition and as a result, she grew tall.

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However, as is so often the case with first generation immigrant children, this accelerated vertical growth led to deformities. As her body stretched upward parts of her body couldn't keep up with the rapid changes. Her boobs formed into pancake-like structures and the child was ridiculed. Girls in gym teased her. When boys spoke to her they always looked at her face (never her chest). The poor child cried daily.

Deity learned to adapt to her deformities. She grew a thick skin. But much like balding men, women no longer have to put up with small boob syndrome or other genetic deficiencies. Modern medicine offers several solutions: silicone, saline, smooth breast implants, textured breast implants, round breast implants, and anatomical breast implants are all viable options for Deity.

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I've met Deity a few times. Like a mongoloid child she was always cheerful regarding her disability. It made me cry a little inside and gave me hope that some day she would overcome her genetic setbacks.

Please show your love and support for Deity. Send her a message and let her know that bigger boobs are right around the corner. She need only muster the strength and courage for an initial consultation.


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TheSYSTEM
TheSYSTEM
00:21 Jun 24 2011

This is cute.





Deity
Deity
00:26 Jun 24 2011

Oh. Sweet. Jeebus.


I'm going to get you. You better run.





LadyKrystalynDarkstar
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
00:27 Jun 24 2011

LOL!!! Run fast too!! I believe her.





DarknessBound
DarknessBound
00:32 Jun 24 2011

OMG. OMG. I died.


LOL i want to see this comeback. hahaha





MasterMel2
MasterMel2
00:39 Jun 24 2011

Tell me you're kidding right? *LOL*





bandnrd
bandnrd
00:42 Jun 24 2011

This.. is amazing.





slipknotbabe356
slipknotbabe356
00:45 Jun 24 2011

LOL





CarnelianMyst
CarnelianMyst
00:56 Jun 24 2011

Boobs are awesome. Gotta get you some. :)





imagesinwords
imagesinwords
00:59 Jun 24 2011

*This* is the guy so many here, don't know.





radu
radu
01:23 Jun 24 2011

All I can say is WOW!





PandorasBx
PandorasBx
01:24 Jun 24 2011

WOW, damn girl ;)





xRobin3x
xRobin3x
01:41 Jun 24 2011

LOL oh my lord....... Cancer, Best if you start running. lol





meeper
meeper
01:41 Jun 24 2011

My thoughts go out to you, Deity. Let's organize a virtual "Boobs for Deity" campaign to bring public awareness of your condition. I am sure if we all pray hard enough and give enough monetary donations, one day we can cure Deity once and for all of her itsy bitsy boobies.





PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
02:50 Jun 24 2011

Hahahahahaaaaaaa ♥





LordRazr
LordRazr
03:10 Jun 24 2011

haha this is just to funny





BillytheJust
BillytheJust
03:14 Jun 24 2011

Deity will always have my love & support.

And speaking of support...there are some great bras out there that add inches to ones breasts without the surgery! Talk about living in the civilized world. Wonders never cease. :D





Lullaby
Lullaby
03:31 Jun 24 2011

... xD
Poor Deity. On all accounts.





Deity
Deity
04:16 Jun 24 2011

It's onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. :p





Isis101
Isis101
05:06 Jun 24 2011

This...is...priceless!
Now - I'm gonna' go pick on Diety like there is no tomorrow...lol!





XKarmaBitesX
XKarmaBitesX
06:18 Jun 24 2011

Deity,,there is nothing wrong with small boobies,I have had the opposite problem since I was about 13 and getting teased for big boobies sucks,hell even had the boogers cut off and the damn things got big again,little bitches lol. All the women in my family have them big cept my sister,she got the long legs I got the triple D's lol





ApacheWarrior
ApacheWarrior
07:29 Jun 24 2011

wow........lol





PAGAN
PAGAN
14:59 Jun 24 2011

ROTFFLMFAO! I think I might just be speechless for once.

This is what we need to see more of from you. Brilliantly written and it shows what a good sense of humour you have.

Please write more like this :D





Requiem
Requiem
16:51 Jun 24 2011

Oh holy cow. o.o ::giggle::





Sulks
Sulks
17:11 Jun 24 2011

You're a very bad man :P





Calamity
Calamity
18:47 Jun 24 2011

Run Cancer, Run!





ToxicKitten
ToxicKitten
23:29 Jun 24 2011

GO CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!





Sliva17
Sliva17
12:47 Jun 25 2011

wow cancer very good example and just to say it really surprised me to the fact i know how sometimes women in this world want bigger or smaller but its how you feel that is the point but i'd say you better run for it before she gets you bad cancer lol





CryingMist
CryingMist
13:03 Jun 25 2011

If I could I would share with you I swear... but apparently my little 38DD can't be cut off to give some :( doc says it don't work that way :( sorry... but if you want I send you all my support cause I beleive your mind and beauty is way better then my 38DD, you are a goddess Deity!!! Stand pround... oh btw the doc also say when you do the surgery it takes only 6 to 8 weeks to heal and they feel like the real thing so no worry no guy or you will see or know the difference ;)





JustAnOldSoul
JustAnOldSoul
19:57 Jun 25 2011

LOL should we go ahead and dig your grave for ya Cancer, she may be small yet, you know what they say about small things they have a big explosion LOL





Nightgame
Nightgame
23:19 Jun 25 2011

Wow An awesome example of Member Pages and without a doubt going to become a comedy classic! Go Deity :)





xXMistressReznorXx
xXMistressReznorXx
02:25 Jun 26 2011

ahhhh now I understand the Monkey page a bit better.... rofl... Good one Cancer!!





JadedOracle
JadedOracle
05:48 Jun 26 2011

lol very, very funny





Bloodmother
Bloodmother
16:52 Jun 26 2011

Tongue-in-something humor? Can't wait to read Deity's revenge.





RedQueen
RedQueen
07:47 Jun 28 2011

Lord. have. mercy. I hope I never do anything to achieve his undivided attention...*chuckling*





vampyrebeauty
vampyrebeauty
09:41 Jun 28 2011

o.O





lunaraven2
lunaraven2
14:45 Jun 30 2011

does any one really know the problems you get by having big boobs? backache. posture. problems etc i know this because i naturaly have them and hate them not only have i had to grow up surounded by teasing and name calling it does not only happen to people with small breasts it happens to people who have large breasts to.you have to weigh up the pros and cons when it comes to breast surgery enhancements have a far greater risk than natural ones.my mum had breast implants and after so many years of her having them she got cancer there is also a fact that she had problems from day one .they might look sexy and all that but the risks are high.my opinion would be stay as you are. enjoy what you have and rise above all the negative comments your beautifull just the way you are





xTIAMATx
xTIAMATx
07:36 Jul 08 2011

Lol this is too funny!





deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
16:51 Jul 13 2011

booooooobs





xXDeaditeXx
xXDeaditeXx
21:30 Aug 05 2011

lol very,very interestingly XD





CryingMist
CryingMist
17:27 Aug 30 2011

http://myfreeimplants.com/

MyFreeImplants.com is the largest and most popular website for funding plastic surgery in the world. The specialized social network has raised over $8 million dollars, payable to Board Certified plastic surgeons spanning the globe. Join our network of preferred surgeons and increase your clientele today.





Morrigon
Morrigon
18:17 Mar 04 2012

The people who are taking this seriously: Are you fucking kidding?





Tzaddi
Tzaddi
06:36 Jul 17 2012

totally hilarious






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