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Lagging? Blame Cancer.

Deity
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Page last updated: Apr 30 2023
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Ever wonder why Vampire Rave often lags?

Real Vampires love Vampire Rave

There is a perfectly logical explanation to this very frustrating occurrence -- Cancer cannot keep his monkey-loving hands out of his nerdy pants.

Real Vampires love Vampire Rave

Their lusty looks are irresistible to this monkey-loving-freak. How can he ever practice self control when taunted by the seductively red ass of a baboon? It's much too enticing. Those bubbly lips, robust body, callused hands, and unrefined sexuality just take our resident baldy over the edge. The mere thought sends him into a banana-stroking frenzy. His passion consumes him and the next thing you know, Vampire Rave is severely lagging for hours on end.

Do not fret, animal lovers, he treats all primates with the utmost love and care. So much so, in fact, that it sometimes translates into a more physical expression of his affinity. No, keep the cringes to a minimum -- after all, the man has some morals left.

Real Vampires love Vampire Rave

When Animal Plant is no longer enough to sate his sexual prowess, he is forced to go out into the wild and search for a suitable mate-- primate, that is. All he needs is a romantic candle-lit dinner to subdue his prize softly and slowly. A true gentleman at heart, Cancer is a firm believer in consent.

Real Vampires love Vampire Rave

The next time you experience lag on Vampire Rave, send a little shout out to Cancer and his little hairy friend. After all, who are we to interrupt such a magnetic pairing?


Real Vampires love Vampire Rave


Many thank yous
to MooniePie for the exceptional depictions of this animal affair.






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COMMENTS

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Morrigon
Morrigon
03:50 Jun 24 2011

I am so afraid for you right now.





LadyKrystalynDarkstar
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
03:53 Jun 24 2011

Holy RUN FOR THE HILLS Batman!!!!

LMAO!!





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
03:55 Jun 24 2011

THAT is amazing. He asked for it. :)





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
03:58 Jun 24 2011

Cancer really shouldn't surprise the monkeys... Look at that poor bastard in bed with him...

I feel it's pain.





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
04:05 Jun 24 2011

Rofl.. XD





Eloquent
Eloquent
04:06 Jun 24 2011

Oh lord. o___o
Deity, you'll be missed. ♥





Morrigon
Morrigon
04:12 Jun 24 2011

Well Cancer should know, if you are going to pose for these pictures, they WILL end up on the internet.





Deity
Deity
04:15 Jun 24 2011

Neener Neener.





xRobin3x
xRobin3x
04:23 Jun 24 2011

Lol

Just when you thought you seen it all on VR

Then here comes one more. LOL





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
04:44 Jun 24 2011

Hahahah... That's Cancer's special song for his Monkey Lovin'...





slipknotbabe356
slipknotbabe356
04:57 Jun 24 2011

LMAO





LordRazr
LordRazr
05:09 Jun 24 2011

wow oh shit I can't stop laughing I guess the war is on lol





Isis101
Isis101
07:12 Jun 24 2011

This is just too damn funny...kudos!
And yes - the 'war' is on - LMAO!





XLostAngelX
XLostAngelX
08:10 Jun 24 2011

Lol....love it..





MasterMel2
MasterMel2
08:26 Jun 24 2011

Deity you're TOO MUCH! I love you!





Cancer
Cancer
09:21 Jun 24 2011

What the hell is that audio?





xTIAMATx
xTIAMATx
10:34 Jun 24 2011

This has to be the best members page. I'm so glad Cancer has a great sense of humor and can get into with us. Goooo Cancer!





ButterflyKisses
ButterflyKisses
10:41 Jun 24 2011

LMAO, Great page.





Randall
Randall
11:36 Jun 24 2011

LMAO! The audio is so damn funny on top of everything else.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
12:10 Jun 24 2011

Cancer- That is your new official "Monkey Lovin' Theme Song".

Other than that, you're going to have to figure the rest out for yourself, LOL!





xTIAMATx
xTIAMATx
12:28 Jun 24 2011

Another for his collection?





xTIAMATx
xTIAMATx
12:31 Jun 24 2011

Sorry the picture didn't work so I put it in my journal :\





tr1n1ty01
tr1n1ty01
14:12 Jun 24 2011

LMAO!!! This is what I wake up to!!!





PAGAN
PAGAN
16:00 Jun 24 2011

ROTFFLMFAO!

I'm laughing too hard to type coherently. You're awesome!


hahahahahaha!





Requiem
Requiem
16:55 Jun 24 2011

After this and all he can say is, "What the hell is that audio?" ... Hahahahahah!


Oh cripes, I am glad I haven't ... encouraged any kind of page mess.

This is funny stuff. :)





Sulks
Sulks
17:12 Jun 24 2011

This has to be the best page ever. Hate that song by the way :P





ivyshadows
ivyshadows
17:52 Jun 24 2011

xD LoL Creepy





Deity
Deity
21:46 Jun 24 2011

That's MooniePie serenading you with a monkey song. You like?





Angelus
Angelus
21:57 Jun 24 2011

Damn... I want to start singing ... "Hey, hey we're the monkees Now"... Sheesh.





Sylivia
Sylivia
22:48 Jun 24 2011

giggles





MooniePie
MooniePie
23:31 Jun 24 2011

I was bribed I tell you! Bribed! How could I say no to chicken and watermelon. :(

Deity- You totally suck for saying who sung that song. :P





radu
radu
00:15 Jun 25 2011

Now that is great.





KatherinexxxArdu
KatherinexxxArdu
02:22 Jun 25 2011

OMG too funny!!!!





WinterRaven
WinterRaven
02:43 Jun 25 2011

omg..I love it. I laughed tons.





DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
03:35 Jun 25 2011

ROFL! Holy shit....This was great!





Morrigon
Morrigon
06:12 Jun 25 2011

Well thank god that song is on loop...





Darkfairie
Darkfairie
06:21 Jun 25 2011

Good Night!!!!! This is going to be an all out war... LMAO I can't wait to see how Cancer retaliates this one.





birra
birra
14:26 Jun 25 2011

*dies*





xXMistressReznorXx
xXMistressReznorXx
02:19 Jun 26 2011

OMG.. roflmfao.... WOW now that took some balls





DarknessBound
DarknessBound
02:36 Jun 26 2011

ay dios mio. lol





LibidinousLuke
LibidinousLuke
07:09 Jun 26 2011

Now we can see the true genius behind member web pages.





CryingMist
CryingMist
09:47 Jul 04 2011

I was wondering what would be the 'payback' for the boobies story ;) lol





deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
17:10 Jul 13 2011

monkey love yay





xXDeaditeXx
xXDeaditeXx
21:34 Aug 05 2011

Lol This is awesome XD





BlackLullaby
BlackLullaby
09:15 May 22 2012

LMFAO
=D





AURORAEVE3
AURORAEVE3
22:40 Jan 18 2013

lol





Neinmortlan
Neinmortlan
07:22 Aug 24 2016

Hahaha

This explains everything.





TheNameGame
TheNameGame
18:30 Jan 23 2019

Still amazing in 2019.





SpiritualWings
SpiritualWings
14:20 Aug 04 2020

funny





HNTR
HNTR
22:07 Aug 06 2020

LMAO so funny





Skarlett
Skarlett
03:47 Aug 09 2020

:'D





OccultRanger
OccultRanger
21:49 Feb 05 2021

Nice Roast.





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
07:15 Feb 22 2021

BAHAHAHAHA! I had totally forgotten about this until today! I miss some of these people so much! Good times!





LadyDancer
LadyDancer
15:25 May 31 2023

nice





RedChilli
RedChilli
20:08 Jun 04 2023

is that cancer singing






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