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I'll be your friend!

I'll bask in your awesomest of awesome! :D

Sweet! I'll like you back! We can meet up for recesses and stuff!

I will add you

right back 'atcha

I added you and your journal. : )

Same to you..me too..I did that too..what you did. yeah.

Also..and not to push my luck but if you can vote for me for anything that would be cool too.



Please just disregard all the "t"'s in my campaign managers crappy graphic. VOTE! (and by vote I mean add me as a friend and add my journal!)

Can I play in the shadows of your awesomeness, please? :)

I did vote for you for dog catcher though :p

OK..yes, yes and yes. Even though you asked one question, I gave you two yes'es to use later because that's how I roll. Question for you...do you have any beers? Also...dog catcher is cool, I will snag them and free them into the wild so they can have friends. Dogs love camping!

You're already added as a friend, but considering how much I read your journal, I may as well add that too. ;)

Thanks Bones, I shall respond in a like manner.

But what are your policies on penguin welfare?

screw the penguins...and I do mean that in the friendliest way. =)

I added you as a friend just a few hours ago.

Beer is good.... cheese is better. ;)

omg you just barely added me? you dirty little rat!

Well now as I"m in the bible belt, no beer sold here but I did ask my uncle for some of the local brew and you can choose a mason jar or plastic jug of it... what ever is left over from drinking works great as paint thinner...

meeper said no Kentucky jokes so I am at a loss for words...because thats all I would do...make fun of people from Kentucky. The damn woman has me blocked at every turn.

Gotta admitt, it was the mention of beer that made me click on this thread! hehe

I have added you to friends list and journals list and would be honoured if you added me also.

I certainly will grant you that honor! And thank you. In the new found spirit of our friendship based on beer, I thought I would share one of my baby pictures with you. Enjoy.

lol, thank you!!! That was adorable!!! *starts to look thru albums to see if I have any like that*...hehe...I think my Mom burned all the evidance.

as well she should have...I have heard all about you...well people like you. Well I know some stuff about blondes and I know some stuff about vampires, and I am combining that...

Here's some beer

and I will add you ^_^

You brought beer! OMG...you get a prize...I'm not sure what yet...let me check my pockets...ok you get a piece..well ok some gum, I have three and I was only going to give you one but you can have all three...and a note about how my insurance rep. is a douchebag...and a key! Who knows what it opens, its a mystery! Yay you! congrats!

add you

thanks robin I added you back. Cute profile.

I also added your journal but I'm not sure if I'll ever read it......

0.o

thats ok at least you're honest, and thanks for the add. Speaking of honesty, this would be a good time to mention I couldn't add your journal even though I tried because the coding needs to be fixed. (that pesky sentoran thing...I gotta mention it ya know) but you should get it worked out so people can add your journal... AND I WILL READ YOURS (do you feel guilty now? HA) let me know when the page drops down so I can get you on my list ;)

UPDATE: Your lovely profile comes up just fine using Opera, Cancers default browser of choice for VR, but IE hates it...and thats OK because we hate IE right back.

Well, I gotta take the 5th Sevenn....shhhhh :)

Where are you taking the 5th?...I thought we were friends and now you are running off with the 5th!

I am now officially stalking you. It was the only other "add" option left for me.

You have been stalking me for 6 years...sure, some call it a relationship, but some of us know the truth.

Well you're already on my lists... so I'll just have to pass the word to other people.

Oh yeah... and something funny. Just pretend I posted something funny here, too.

What I'm pretending you said was hilarious! hahahahaha

I only clicked for the beer...lol

I added you...and journaled you....and I'd probably like your dog better than most people, too.

That you only clicked here for beer is perfectly sensible. Computers would be better if you could go to a beer site and stick your mouth under the mouse and get beer. Or if you wanted to give somebody a cookie, you could just shove it into your hard drive and they would get it instantly. Why aren't computers like that? Lame. Anyway, thank you, and yes, my dog draws in crowds, she's awesome!

yes I will add you feel free to add me as well. cheers *Drinks beer*

Being that I was feeling free, I did add you right back. Thanks. Prost.

Sevenn, I will add you, because i feel safe that I am not a 9 because we all now Sevenn ate Nine ;} I also couldn't decide on what kind of beer to bring so I brought a whole bunch. I have added you, because you are of such greatness !



I don't discriminate! I love each and every one of those beers as if I had raised them from little baby hops. Except now I will consume them like a giant Nerdzilla. Beer shouldn't trust me.

added, favorited, rated, & all that good stuff.... there is a keg for you out back as well...
hugs

I checked out the beer stand out back...while in theory its a great idea...it's uhhh..being used.

Oh great Beerzilla I am happy that you are appeased and accept the offer of friendship...=}

beerzilla is never appeased!!!! bwahaha...If I'm typing, keep 'em coming. You have a boyfriend! You should know this! O.o

added u

Oh yeah? Well I added you too. So there. Your profile kicks ass btw.

Bumping for the beer and factor and the Regent factor.

Oh Images, just admit it...you like the picture of the guy on the throne!

Yeah, I have to keep looking at it. Now it's out there... and I can't take it back.

I dont drink beer but I will offer you a shot of my fav "Gentlemen Jack, single barrel" or Grand Marnier. they are both yummy. Beer lays too heavy in my bladder. I drink a glass and pee a gallon lol.
Oh yaeh and the journal and friend thing too, i will add.

Thank you, I think, for the descrptive tour of your bladder. Next week we should do a kidney! Thank you for the add, I certainly will respond in kind.

Thats takes all the beer away from the ole man and gives it all to Sevenn ! Moonies is gonna get ya for that one.

Noooo...I cannot take beer from another! That is a declaration of war!

Well...... I don't do the beer thingy... but if you gotta a bottle of Whiskey around somewhere I will be happy to share it with you.

Will add you as could always use good conversationalist. :)

Unfortunately, VampireBlondee has TAKEN the 5th and I dunno where she went with it. Being that its a whole 5th we should probably be looking for her passed out behind something....thanks for the adds, I returned. =)

A flask of rum... Will turn me into a very generous person ;)

Yes, I know you are quite a generous person. Thank you for sharing your rum with my baby.

I will answer that with violence, ayw!

You're lucky I've had some of Sevenns beer or you'd be in trouble!

Wait ! What?? What do you mean you "had" some of my beer.....



Uhm... what I mean to say was... uhmm I luff joo?
-bats eyelashes-

Love your journal, added you as a friend as well. :)

Well, thank you very much, I have returned the adds. =)

Sorry, out of beer...but I've rated your profile and added you as a friend...gladly! Feel free to return the favor ;-).

I HAVE been feeling free lately, so I DID return the favor. Thanks =)

Ummmmm it doesn't look like you need more friends but if you so desire to have more I'm sure it would be beneficial to have you added.

Oh yea, I cant give you beer, but i might be persuaded to share some of my Cap't with ya.

One can always use more friends! so thanks...and a word to the wise...if you value that rum, keep it out of sight when Morrigon is around...she can out-rum Cap'n Jack Sparrow! And she gets babies drunk (see above photographic evidence)

You have been stamped, staked, rated, added, moosed, goosed, and sent to hunt snipe.

And all from your very own still.....enjoy :)

moosed and goosed sounds kind of naughty! woohoo!

thanks for the tip on morrigan, i will remember that.

rerated, added you, and befriended you sorry no beer though

's ok Moonie just would have drank it, I gotta go in full on stealth mode for a minute to hide my beers.

Rated & added new friend . I even had a case of beer on you -thanks

You had a case of beer ON me? What is it with you and Moonie! This thread is a poor, sad, pathetic attempt for me to get charity beer and you and Moonie are drinkin' it all! Dang!

But Sevenn, your not taking HIS beer, I umm, am his beer wench and there for I get to decide who get's it and due to his antics I decided it goes to you. So I loaded up the truck and this is what we have :

and my momma said you won't find heaven in the back of a pickup truck!

Clearly, your mother was mistaken on that point. (see above photograph of my beer being sneaked away from its rightful owner) I will have to amend this comment later, when I am not stuck doing pesky work!

hehe, Just goes to show that dreams do come true, wouldn't you say ? lol

Lol, I'll add you. :D

How about a little catnip instead of beer? It won't run you to the potty or make you wake up next to a stranger! :)

Ok, so I considered your suggestion, as it sounded somewhat reasonable for other people to quit drinking beer i.e. more for me. Therefore, I decided to try out your catnip suggestion. Being that I am constantly suspicious my food will be poisoned by my mate on account of comments I made that favored the Duke basketball program 5 YEARS AGO...I try all experiments on her dog first. Here is the result of trying to steal kittynip:

So, ummm...I'm gonna pass and stick with the beers. *cheers*

Oh man I love this thread! I really needed a good chuckle today, thanks Sevenn :) Well, I already read your journal whenever I happen to see a post so adding it and you to my Friends list...heh....could you pass me a beer?

you will pay with blood for that my dear!......*da look*

I thought you looked sexy AYW ;)

Yeah AYW, if I reserve now, I can have you entertain for my birthday...Do I just make the check out to da Rachy???

Oh yeah, and Sevenn...you've been re-rated, added and all that good stuff. (but Ayw took my beer to replace the beer rachy stole from him...so no beer)

I'm going to with blood huh ?

LMAO! Only LDR and AYW could somehow make this thread about them!
Sevenn, you've already been added to my friend/journal list and I still haven't gotten my free decoder ring!!

Here, have a drink and let's work this out...



I must admit, I have mixed feelings about your cartoon...it makes perfect sense to me!

Yes back to the topic at hand, How Great Sevenn is.... and how Sevenn should get all the beer.

Nice one, sis... Im sure no one caught that... *grin*

oh sure kiss up to sevenn....she wont allow ya to do that to her ole buddy right sevenn?....get em get em ! lol

Sevenn you and I have been friends since I was a whelp. I'd add you again if I could.

Added duder!!! ALL HAILS THE SEVEN'SSS

I'm holding out ....for the chocolate lol

I added you and your journal. I also re-rated your pro since I do not remember when I first did so.

OMG you guys work is kicking my butt right now!! I miss my beer thread =( I'll be back at it soon!! I cannot let some of these remarks go unanswered! And there are journals to add! grrrrrrr @ work.

see what rachy did , she tuckered out poor ole sevenn....shame on da mean ole rachy shame! lol

had you in my friend's list like for ever!!!

Just forgot the journal

-note to self: beer to bribe Sevenn-



-not candy...get rid of candy stash

I can't resist a direct and honest plea for friends and beer. I'm adding everyone, a direct reversal of previous friend strategy. But first I need another beer.

I am pleased to see that reading this thread has inspired you to rate, add and befriend your fellow VR-eans (?) It was, of course, the underlying intent of my desperate plea for friends and beer to bring people together in a spirit of harmony and fraternity.

yes will add as a friend any frirend of all the people here has to be a good one.

you are correct sir! I freely admit anyone who has added me as a friend is far superior to those who have not! ;)

Thanks for the compliment on my profile, I hold that in high reguards from you :O)
Favorited your journal too.

Hey Sevenn.....since you are getting all the beer.......mind if I sort of ....jump in the middle of the candy stash?

I won't leave any feathers......promise......

(see post below)

No No don't give her the candy!!! She'll be buzzing the neighborhood high on sugar for weeks and weeks and I don't want to wash my car that often!



Slips Sevenn a case of Reddog beer, come on please?

(see post below)

there were for Sevenn, so she decids I am not responsible for any dammage or consequences!

But I love washing cars so I could wash it, if that is the only issue.

-checks fine print once more* yep ok safe.

ok, since y'all are putting me in a Soloman-how-to-split-the baby situation here goes: A) gimme that beer...B) Elemental...I have lots of candy for you but nightgame has it...nightgame didnt want you to have it...C) CryingMist...turn that carwash hose on the ground so these girls can wrestle it out for the candy while I drink this beer! Yippee!

I'm so already there ;)

and have been for years =)

Love your layout! =]

Also, I added you to my friends list and my favorite journal list. ^_^

thank you, I added you also.

I would like to remind everyone that Sevenn's favorite beer is not Icehouse. If she has said that somewhere in this thread, well she is obviously lying or simply forgot...it is rather Jack Daniels Down Home punch, and you can actually just send it to me and I'll be in charge of dri--- err putting them in the fridge.

I am going to address the disciplinary aspects of this post privately. Believe that.

*walks in with a sixer of sam adams cherry wheat and hands sevenn a cold one*......gawd who was talking about icehouse? lol

i've always wanted you as a friend!

Well, all of your dreams have come true! ;) thanks and I added you as well.

LOL Meeper is trying to trick us I think. :)

I would never trick anyone. Promise ~giggles~

That being said, you don't have to tell Seven about the new arrangment. She'll just be so happy to have a million new friends she will forget all about the beer.

"I would never trick anyone"...yeah and the Pope isn't a Catholic...=/ Beware of MM!

Ah Yes jack daniels down home punch is Real Good... hmm picks her up a pack and 2 for Sevenn... hides it in the back of the fridge so Meeper doesnt get it lol

OK so I added you and your journal.

The question is will you EVER get this far down in the thread to add a snappy response? Or am I free of any chance of retribution and public ridicule WAY down here at the bottom of the thread?

Only time will tell...I'll have a few beers as I wait and see!

omg nooo KCRC, if fact, I skipped others just to get to yours first! That is just how important I think it is that you be subjected to snappy responses and retribution! Thats just the kind of friend I am =)

oh sure sevenn throws a kegger and everyone is her friend all of a sudden lol....mooch factor is pretty high with this crowd huh sevenn?

I have deeply considered this philosophical question, AYW. Here is my conclusion: who wouldn't say about anything for free beer? And after a few of said beers...who cares? Everybody is your bestest life long friend anyway after 8 beers. =)

lol okay so its been a while since i have rated you Sevenn so i re-rated... as well as adding you just cause you asked... alright i do believe thats all...

Thanks YM, and glad you're back...all the people that have been QQ'ing your absence...gawd...almost as annoying as people that fuckin "MEW" like a cat in the vampbox. ;) welcome back.

i have rated you as well as add you and your journal to the appropriate lists... feel free to return the favor... or not either way

done...and done. Thanks.

The local brew:



ACTUAL SIZE!

I stuck a straw right up to my computer monitor and tried to drink that beer. I couldn't help myself. How frustrating!

I'm going to add you but in return...this is what I want.



Got any??? :)

What exactly are you asking? Do I have a huge ass? A beer? or both? You be the judge...

I am so glad to be back to my sweet baby beer thread. I was missing you (purrr...) I dont mind going to work and being clever and flitting around...but the doing actual work part? It sucks.

I added you to my friends list and rerated your profile.

Are you going to share the beer?

with regard to the beer...no (just being honest) BUT there is a wrestling match going on for candy! I added you as well, thanks.

*holding tight hose and pouring jelo powder in the liquid*

oups....my bad....

So if I add you and your journal I get beer? @_@ I believe I am being bribed here...

noooooooooo...somehow you have been misinfomed.....I need friends AND beer...so basically you add me as a friend AND bring me beer...its a win/win sort of situation....for me: true. It has a nice ring though...win/win....yay!

Rawr, did as asked x)

that was too easy...you just did it? no questions? ok. fine I will add you too and

i'll add ya up on the friends and journal sweety :D

right back at 'cha robin...

I lose beer? =0

WOW...valid question, the short answer is NO, you don't LOSE beer, you simply don't gain beer...from me...you can obviously tell I have generous friends! The entire proposition is hard to reisist!

Hey!

Why does that bish get the spankings!
I demand equal!

-stomps foot-

Oh ms. moonie, you won't be getting equal, you will be getting front and center attention. Think demonstration here..... I have passed the word to appropriate sources. (I have long thought we should have a VR minion auction, complete with display, alas certain pesky federal regulations wont allow it)...but we can dream!

O.o and you know, adding this as a beloved thread will not only formalize the declaration of loves between me and...(wow) all of you, (its like a friggin Anita Blake novel!) but highlights the thread and makes it easier to find!

lol..... did the same thing sevenn lol nice highlighting too btw :D

It was my first Beloved Thread!!......:)

So.....I have to fight Nightgame for the candy, huh?

*gets evil look on face, straightens claws...while hiding the super glue in my feathers.....


ok......so be it......

Wow! I needed this laugh! This is a great thread, Sevenn.

*slides Sevenn a pallet of beer* Enjoy.

Added and rated and all that fun stuff.

Excellent! thank you for the pallet! I was getting nervous because people have been getting pesky about me sharing beer (if you can imagine that! Thats a crime in Germany and all other civilized nations of the world probably....ok I digress...) Thank you, and I returned the adds as well.

Wonderful, Sevenn.


You are splendid.

There's a stockroom full of beer waiting for you. :)

THIS CLASS, is a perfect mesage. It is short, to the point, and says very important things that need to be said including the exact location of the beers. Bravo! *golf claps because I'm classy*

I added this thread as my beloved number 1!!!!

pf course it has nothing to do with the fact I want to have front row holding the hose and pourring the jello powder. I mean the hot water.

*hides boxes*

Sevenn, I'll beloved your thread, I already posted how I'm already your friend, stalking you, journalling you. So now I'm beloving you.

Be-love-el-ing...reminds me of be-dazzeling...lol. To bad we cant decorate out favorite threads with shiny rhinestones in butterfly patterns O.o. Fiz, you're awesome! Thank you for your kind words. I'm happy to see you got your coven going again. =)

This is my first beloved thread too...and I brought you more beer!


CryingMist lay on the jello, that should take care of the glue she hid in her feathers! Bring it Birdy :)

Well Sevenn so many have brought beer... Sharing is caring ^_^

*sighs* At the risk of possible incarceration, I have made arrangements to share a beer with you. You win...happy now? If you insist I cheer for Manchester United, deals off. ;)

I added this to my beloved threads also...now...this place needs a mud wrestling pit :)

We are completely agreed on the mud wrestling pit. The awesome thing is, I dont think that first match between Nightgame and Elemental will EVER be over! Its a brilliant plan really!

Thank you all for talking on my thread and having fun. I appreciate the adds and rates and hope I've gotten back to all of you with the same.

This thread has been automatically closed for length.

If I was a kitty I would be mewing very angrily over this post! *cries *mews