I've been thinking about going off the deep end ....
Ok. I feel strange putting my hand out and asking for money - I'm lousy at fund-raising. That being said - I am going to post this now and again in October so it stays fairly visible in my journal.
On October 15th, I am going to be doing a short fund-raising Walk to benefit the Alzheimer's Association.
My goal, I believe, is a modest one - to raise $1,000. I think I can get it done.
Click here if you'd care to donate. Any amount would be greatly appreciated.
See ... this issue hits home deeply for me.
My mother had Alzheimer's.
For the last ten years of her life, I was her foster-sister Betty. I was fine with that - she liked Betty. I did get to see coherence shining out of that woman's eyes the night before she died though, so that was a beautiful memory to take with me. It was Valentine's evening, and for a rarity, my father, my brother Joe and I all were able to work schedules to visit at the same time (she'd had a heart attack, and was in the hospital). We brought her dozens of red roses. She rubbed her face in the flowers, looked at us and said, "I know you!" - and she did. She died much later that night, but ... I had my mom for a while that evening again.
Alzheimer's is an insidious disease. It is a thief. It is a liar. It is a destroyer of people, and turns your mothers, fathers, lovers, friends, sisters and brothers into "The Creature Who Once Was My (fill in the blank)."
It is evil.
If nothing else - please take the time to educate yourself about the disease - about ways you can maybe lend a hand in your own communities.
I am going to plagiarize MLK here when I say - I have a dream - but my dream is that Alzheimer's research will be effective. That a delay, a cure, a halt, an end - something - may be found.
That no one else has to look and think, "That used to be my husband."
To learn more about Alzheimer's, click Here - for the Alzheimer's Association Website.
If you should be so kind as to assist my fund-raising efforts, you may click here.
Thank you. Thank you even for just reading to the end of this.
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Bless you sugar, I've a friend dealing with this with her Mom right now and it's so very hard to watch knowing you can only be there to listen when she needs to vent. You've got my support.
Thank you so much!
Good luck with this, a great cause.
Gave what I could. :) YOU rock doing this badger, you really really do. *hugs*
Oh, thank you VERY much, Rat! ♥
I feel like a skinful of wish today.
There are so very many things I desire (and none of them are items), and which seem so out of reach.
Aaaaand there's lightning Bye y'all! See ya later, Tater. :)
Please let us have lots of rain. It's crunchy here.
::insert whining bitching kvetching and moaning about shit that just ain't gonna change here::
Dear Cthulu: Please eat the faces of those who fuck with office computers and make me waste my time trying to fix things for which I HAVE NOT THE SKILLS, and that they'll only fuck up again anyway.
kthanxbai! ♥ ♥
P.S. Please don't let the Elder Gods steal my shoes this time. I love my shoes. ... Ok. I'll sacrifice the Annie Janis sandals to you if you make this never happen again. BUT. ONLY. IF.
o.o (Does bargaining with tentacled horrors work? We shall see! Maybe they will applaud (Oh gods oh gods don't eat me, let me go! I'm sorry, I'll never presume again!) my impudence!
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Ha! Someone who used the word "Kvetching"! :D
Hooboy.
Eating face, eh?
Some-days.... I worry about you.
;)
Read it from the bottom up:
A) Because it's funny and,
B) Because I am too lazy to re-format it.
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Requiem:
19:51:19 - Sep 24 2011
Oh. o.o So ... I did a GOOD thing ... ?
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:51:14 - Sep 24 2011
Oh HA! Don't worry about it I found it hilarious XD
Lullaby:
19:50:53 - Sep 24 2011
I think the idea of kinky Batman-zombie maybe... maybe she liked it. :P
Requiem:
19:50:50 - Sep 24 2011
Apologize for suggesting you might want an undead Christian Bale snacking in the southlands. o.o
Stranger:
19:50:47 - Sep 24 2011
And a TMI way..
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:50:35 - Sep 24 2011
I want to die as the effect of a zombie Bale now Req
Requiem:
19:50:12 - Sep 24 2011
Wait, opposite of what? I AM BLONDE TODAY! Help a bish out, man.
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:49:59 - Sep 24 2011
Apologise for what?
Lullaby:
19:48:57 - Sep 24 2011
Req, I think you had the opposite effect. :P
Stranger:
19:48:24 - Sep 24 2011
o.O
Requiem:
19:48:15 - Sep 24 2011
I have no idea whether I should apologize. o.o
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:47:43 - Sep 24 2011
Ohgod this needs to go on facebook or I need to save this atleast
Lullaby:
19:47:39 - Sep 24 2011
Speaking of kinky oral...
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:47:28 - Sep 24 2011
HA
Stranger:
19:47:18 - Sep 24 2011
Stranger's know these things. xD
Requiem:
19:47:15 - Sep 24 2011
You want zombie oral sex? ... Kink-kay ...
Lullaby:
19:47:04 - Sep 24 2011
She already called it :P
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:46:59 - Sep 24 2011
-cries- Ohmygod this is why I shouldn't be allowed up this late
Lullaby:
19:46:45 - Sep 24 2011
[20:45:50] Stranger : NECRO!
Requiem:
19:46:27 - Sep 24 2011
O.O
Stranger:
19:46:24 - Sep 24 2011
Suure. x:
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:46:16 - Sep 24 2011
I did not mean IN THAT WAY
Stranger:
19:46:12 - Sep 24 2011
lmfao
Stranger:
19:46:09 - Sep 24 2011
TMI
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:46:07 - Sep 24 2011
Fuckfuck
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:46:03 - Sep 24 2011
Don't kill him he can eat me
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:45:56 - Sep 24 2011
NO REQ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:45:52 - Sep 24 2011
He is a fucking sexy one
Stranger:
19:45:50 - Sep 24 2011
NECRO!
Requiem:
19:45:45 - Sep 24 2011
GET THE SHOVEL!
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:45:42 - Sep 24 2011
Mmm
Lullaby:
19:45:42 - Sep 24 2011
I like where this is going... :P
Requiem:
19:45:37 - Sep 24 2011
Then ... Christian Bale is a Zombie?
Requiem:
19:45:16 - Sep 24 2011
And ... Jesus is a zombie, yes? (rose from the dead, yada yada ..)
Stranger:
19:44:58 - Sep 24 2011
I don't believe in him now. O.o
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:44:56 - Sep 24 2011
Yess~
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:44:51 - Sep 24 2011
-cries massively- Sorry that was hilarious
Requiem:
19:44:45 - Sep 24 2011
So so so ... If Batman = Jesus, right?
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:44:31 - Sep 24 2011
HA!
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:44:25 - Sep 24 2011
Do as Batman says
Lullaby:
19:44:23 - Sep 24 2011
Maybe one of your masked crusaders was secretly Asian
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:44:14 - Sep 24 2011
Yep
Stranger:
19:44:12 - Sep 24 2011
*Batman
Stranger:
19:44:08 - Sep 24 2011
Btman is Jesus? O.o
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:44:03 - Sep 24 2011
Yep
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:44:00 - Sep 24 2011
I'm going to hell
AltairIbnLaAhad:
19:43:56 - Sep 24 2011
?Batman died for your sins
Stranger:
19:43:44 - Sep 24 2011
Santa isn't real. Batman is.
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Holy ZombieNecroBatman!
LMAO!
My fave line:
Apologize for suggesting you might want an undead Christian Bale snacking in the southlands.
Now I'm having dirty nasty thoughts of Christian Bale.
♥
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lmao! That's freaking cute! And for any cats out there.. food and a show. s:
I second that statment! He is so nice and cool!
I don't want to go to sleep, but I don't think my mind and body are going to give me a choice.
::yaaaawwwwnnn-streeeettcchchh-squeak::
Today was very long. It blew up crazy about halfway through ... but I got to hear your voice this afternoon, so it's aaaaaallllll better. :)
I'm tired, but I am not that tired.
I LOVE being in trouble! ♥
"There's a reason it's called "Girls Gone Wild" and not "Women Gone Wild". When girls go wild, they show their underwear. When women go wild, they kill people."
I have no idea the origins of that quote, but the individual was spot on.
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lol I've seen that quote before. It's funny.
Well that and no one wants to see baggy old lady tits flashing. Girls gotta get it out of their system while their bits are still perky.
Mt. Dew. On keyboard.
Just saying.
lolll wait? does that mean I got to go out and show my tits if I go wild? darn... and I just got a crossbow and a gun, oh well, I guess I got to do what a girl's got to do while she still can "perk" them out ;)
So ... the cats' squeaky mouse ... I joggled it, and it all of a sudden would NOT stop squeaking. So ... I whacked it against the wall, and what do you know ... like any other mouse would, it shut up. Heh. I stunned the toy.
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O.O
*Rat drop the tea, blanket, and book and runs for it*
No No! I would not what YOU against the wall, Rat! I promise! You know when to stop squeaking! ... Wait. I'm not helping, am I?
lol !! Great therapy!!
I am exceedingly cranky, kind of whiny, and I'm trying to fight it. I don't feel well at all. I had nightmares for the time I could sleep, and the rest of the night I was up losing four pounds through gastrointestinal distress.
I want someone to take care of me. I want my blanky. I want my grape ape. I want o be cuddled. I want to go back to bed, but I have to work; I cannot NOT work.
I feel awful.
I am trying to put a cheerful face on myself, but I am failing miserably.
I want someone to take care of me today.
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Oh sweety, I really feel for you ... the best I can only do is send you words ... so here goes...
I am a DOG
And you are a FLOWER
I lift my LEG UP
And give you a SHOWER
Please be smiling .. x
I'm so sorry you feel this way.
:(
*offers you a big hug*
*waits for you to get home, cup of hot tea, blanket, and a book waiting to tuck you into bed*
poor you, hope you're feeling better now :)
Sharp cheese and dill pickles - it's what's for dinner!
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yum
Sounds like a mighty fine dinner to me.
So, a new restaurant moved into the building downstairs. There is nothing standard on their menu I can eat. I forgot my lunch today, so I tried to see if they could work with me to provide something I can eat.
Seriously? Five minutes of negotiaton for a large chef type salad with egg, cheese and diced non honey meat, and I get a crappy handful of iceberg lettuce and honey ham? Fuck you. It's like he didn't even listen to a word I said! If i'd just eaten it, i'd be in the hospital or worse.
I gave the tiny box of death away. I won't forget my lunch again.
Neither wil I buy a single thing from them. Not even a soda pop or stick of gum.
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I think there's a lesson in there somewhere :-p
I hope you returned it. o.O I hate when stuff like that happens. People should pay more attention.
Hell, I'd of paid good money AND brought popcorn and sat and watched THAT return...LMAO
No, Gold's Gym, I am so not stronger than the Double Fudge. You are either delusional or overly optimistic. Either way ... Give me the fucking double fudge.
Give it to me!
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No, wait! Give it to MEEEEEEEE!!! I'll eat it, it's bad for you, you don't want it. Pass that over here!
Thank you for falling on that gorgeous grenade for me. ;-)
They should have those piece of fudge dangling from a treadmill.
I am pretty sure I can hold out for an 8 o'clock bed time, although I am getting pretty sleepy.
I know. I'm lame.
I'm old and I go to bed early.
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Sometimes you go to bed early.
Sometimes you go to sleep early.
Not the same thing.
Sometimes you go to bed early.
Sometimes you go to sleep early.
Not the same thing.
Heh! So true it had to be told twice, eh? ;-)
Damn, the turtle globe guy beat me to it first.
:(
Know what I really like? Realizing I have paid all of September's bills and part of October's ... and that I have another paycheck coming for September. Free. And. Clear. That's some money going into savings and a little going in to play. :) It's gonna be a nice birthday, Tater!
ok. Laundry is done. I am going to go take a super-duper-amazingly-hot shower in the hopes my shoulder will stop being such a whiner.
Yardwork was done yesterday. House is clean. Dishes are done. Food is cooked. Cats are fed and watered and litter boxes pristine.
Maybe after the shower ... a nap?
Aaaaannnnddd .... GO!
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Okay, correct me if I'm wrong but, wouldn't hot water irritate inflammation further?
Sometimes. Then, sometimes if you're just sore hot water makes all the pain just mellllt awayyy.
Although, for strained/pulled muscles and whatnot, cold treatment penetrates further into the muscle thereby providing better relief. Depends on the extremity I guess.
There is an old rule of thumb when it comes to horses..warm water for relaxation,cold for inflammmmmmation.I use hydrotherapy all the time on them and its one of the best things ever.
Sure seems like you're kickin butt n takin names Req. Getting everything squared away.:D
Thirty minutes until the laundry is done. YAY for getting off my ass. o.o
I don't feel cute at all today. :(
I feel funky. My innards are unrestful. I cannot summon the gumption to do my laundry. My thought is, I have enough for the coming week - why fuck with it? Then I realize that'll mean that much more to do this coming weekend.
I miss you. My shoulder hurts. I'm cranky. I want a hug. I want a snuggle. I miss you. I want to wear your scent like a favorite blanket.
... Yeah, man. That doesn't sound half needy and whiny. Bleah. See? Not cute.
Fuck. I guess this means I at least have to do my damned laundry. ::sigh::
Ok. Let's go, laundry basket.
My friend Teresa used to always say, "I love a good intestinal virus for losing a few pounds."
I guess that's a Pollyanna?
=/
My computer died mid broadcast . O.o
Wtf?
Well. I has a phone. :(
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Aaw. =(
Stupid puter.
Ring...ring...Halo? Statue?
hehehe :)
So. About a year and a half ago I tried getting fit, or started.
I fucked up my left shoulder .. because fatty did push ups.
If you are a chunky girl - learn from me. Don't ... just don't do this.
I tore something important in there, and it's never healed completely yet. Add to this that I have had my left shoulder dislocated for me five times or so in my life, and the joint is screwed.
I have no idea what I did to it to aggravate it TODAY (maybe moving a case of paper?), but the joint is swollen and hot, and I changed my shirt - which made me cry a little.
I kind of want to huddle in the corner with an ice pack.
Sahahria - you know my intense phobia of needles. Honey, I would PUT the acupuncture needles in your hands and say "Stab me!" if we were at all close to each other. I don't trust anyone else with sharps, though.
I need ... to call my doc and go see him. Dammit.
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Yikes. o_o Hope you get well soon.
AND I changed my tire yesterday. There we go. I am a JACKASS.
Yep. GO me.
Wishing you well!
Trust me, I'm a doctor! ;)
Or at least, I was. Now I'm a Lullaby. But still.
I hope you get it seen to, Req. Things like that only seem to get worse when left to their own devices.
Sahahria: The Woman we trust with sharp objects. PhD in running with scissors.
WHY did I have a flat tire? I am sure you are all INSANELY curious, and rather frustrated with me for leaving it hang so long.
Be frustrated no more! Auntie Dee shall enlighten! (Head nod to Katie, for stealing the creeper title.)
Back up a bit.
Last night, went out to get the mail, came back and I noticed my tire was very low. I had some fix a flat stuff, so I figured I'd inflate it this morning and run it over to the Goodyear (to which I have been taking my vehicles for the past 22 years ... fuck. I've been driving 22 years!).
There was a rattling sound in the tire, and the fix a flat out-gassed as quickly as it in-gassed. oooooo .. That's a big fucking hole.
I put the spare on, took my car down to the Goodyear. "No ... there's no fixing that, Dee." ::cue Robert tossing 3" of a broken knife blade on the counter::
...
Ain't THAT just a conversation starter?
...
It turns out seven other vehicles had tires slashed - most more than one - in our community overnight. I guess I got lucky that the knife broke off in the tire. The community flied a group police report, and the police now have that portion of knife blade. And ... I have a new tire, with roadside and hazard coverage done for all four.
o.o
The Pollyanna: It was annoying (tire slashed), but relieving (knowing it was not a personal attack or something similar).
I seriously want ice cream. I can't eat, but I want it.
Like, "I'd seriously shave a man's leg for some ice cream." Not that a man would THANK me for it, looking all awkward with one leg hairy and the other butter smooth ...You know ... It could be a conversation starter.
Hey! Hold still! I'll get the razor! ... If you FIGHT there will be NICKS! Or razor burn! Don't ASK me about razor burn! ... HOLD STILL!
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Giving him a make over? o.O
Why can't you eat ice cream? This is tragic. (heh, you said butter...)
I have a flat tire. :(
I am taking it to be fixed in the morning. MEH.
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wish we was closer, i would teach ya to fix your own tire. its not a big thing. now if you want fun ;) try fixing drum brakes lol or automatic transmision lol
doing the heads of a car/van/truck... what ever, thats easy. :) plug.... oh fun. disc brakes, no problem. replaceing the lines to all the brakes..... not so much fun....lol
You must be tired of all that! boom boom!!
Thank you thank you thank you, LadyKrystalynDarkstar! I got these lovelies today! ♥
If I am not mistaken, they are both to be of Helen of Troy. =D YAY!
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Beautiful ...
Ohhhh those are beautiful!
Helen? I didn't know that. LOL
It was my pleasure to send them to someone who loves them.
oh very pretty , I likes these, Very Victorian
Beautiful cameos!
Gorgeous!
Very nice. :)
Moonie: "Hey, I'm doing a survey. I was wondering, is your vagina open or closed?"
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And then in wandered Anonymous-608
lmao.
It's for scientific reasons!
Pictures should be sent directly to me. :)
It's partially open...and kind of gappy.
it depends on where-what-who-when
As for pics unfortunately I am not that contorsionist (sp)
Well, my intent was to go to bed early tonight. I don't think it's happening.
I meditated to hopefully get my brain in a peaceful and restful state, trying to coax good dreams, or at least not bad ones.
I started getting more and more antsy and more and more angry. I don't know why!
I don't have anything going on to cause me to be antsy, anxious or angry.
I am rather confused, and more than a little frustrated. I'd like to sleep.
I pulled a Birra and accidentally clicked on an old journal entry.
I still have issues with me. I still mentally see this extra weight I still carry as armor. I'm working on it.
I really wish I could see me with your eyes. I like how your eyes see the me. Your eyes make me feel brave, strong, vibrant, lovely, sexy ... worthy
I am getting a little better about it, I think. Maybe?
Oh. Fuck.
I'm gonna be 39 soon.
...
'kay.
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Yes you are. And of course you're a Libra- all the cool kids are :D
Yeah, man! Libras for the win!
Now. Hands up, any of us, who can make a friggin' decision on where to have lunch.
o.o
No takers?
Heh. Libra - the indecisive!
Too funny- because that's totally me :)
Me, too. My comment is usually, "I can find something to eat anywhere."
o.o I only sometimes have an opinion on where to eat.
Although, if that Mongolian Grill place is on the list, where you assemble your own bowls ... I'll pick it. Every time. I love that place.
going to be 41 :(
I am WAY older than everyone who has commented thus far....and lemme tell ya..."the best is yet to come and babe, won't it be fine!" *Sinatra
But on another note....how come I adore you, a Libra, and my brother is a Libra and I would just as soon set him on fire and roll his ass down the street?
So, out of the blue, a previous friend of mine found me on facebook and sent me a friend request. It wasn't a rancorous parting or anything like that, so I accepted. (We just kind of ... fell away from each other. It was around the time my mother died.)
He, apparently, has been dating the same fellow for seven years, and is very happy. I could not be more pleased for him! He's been writing prolifically, got himself published, and his pen has grown more elegant with the years.
Chris is a neat fella, and a fabulous writer. I am glad he's found happiness, and equally glad he decided to look for me and share his joy.
=)
You know ... Sitting on a YOGA BALL to apply a coat of clear polish to my toe nails to protect my pedicure might not have been the most intelligent of ideas for seating choices.
Truthfully.
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lol ... I'm picturing all sorts of scenes that could manifest :-p
Well, I have clear polish on my nose, man. o.o On. My. Nose.
You're fantastic.
I see quite a bit of "remember when's" ... And I saw some commentary of, "I can't wait to knock down all those 9/11 rememberers" ...
Well, get ready to knock me down.
I was 28, at work, and the company's owner called us into the conference room and we saw it all unfolding on tv.
Know which memory sticks the most?
The image of the pentagon with that gaping hole, Adam, and the shot showing the candy dish I got you for Christmas still ... sitting on the edge of your desk.
How can a wall be destroyed and your candy dish (you didn't even eat candy, it was a joke!) still stay there, with you in pieces?
That day ... that whole benighted day and its aftermath ...
ANother thought!
With my tits up - within a few hours I had been added to ELEVEN Friends' lists. No idea who those people were.
(In addition, I received more pervy messages than I know what to do with).
Now that the tits are gone? Heh. I am being de-friended.
:'-(
Le-friggin'-tear. Heh.
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LOL...!
Well - at least you know who your real friends are here.
I'm gonna lead the 'bring back the tits brigade'!!
Oh how the shallowness still reigns on vr ....
lol typical!
two large chicken breasts, cubed small
1 cup chopped carrots
1 cup sliced celery
2 cloves minced garlic
1/4 cup diced onion
1 cup rough chopped mushrooms
1 tsp salt
1/4 tsp black pepper
1/2 tsp cardamom
2 tsp herbs from provenance
A sprinkle of tarragon
Water enough to cover and allow a loose boil.
Simmer it all.
Enjoy comfort food. ♥
If you like rice, you can serve it over rice.
I edited and lost a comment. =/ I suck.
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Delicious, I said. ;)
darn I read: two large breast ... lol somehow the part chicken did not enter my mind lol hehehe
Yummy, you'd make it into my faith too ;-)
I wish I had some of this last week when I had an unseasonal flu...as a matter of fact, I'd like some of this right now! Yum!
If you said the word, I'd grab my keys. But I can't just ... DO it.
I can't.
Here's a cheering thought, though:
Being online and looking over at my friends list of those online ... And seeing tits everywhere. Heh.
Ok. Yeah. I admit it. I'm a pig.
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I don't know what to do when your photos goes away. :(
I noticed and was thinking the same thing while looking down my friends' column - lol!
With the ratings I get.. I may never remove my tits!
Tits..tits...everywhere.
I don't know how to DO this.
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It's okay, I'll help you.
1. Put hair into pony tail.
2. Get on knees.
3. Bend over onto all fours.
4. Make sure there is a cushion to protect your knees from the rug...
... oh shit, I wrote down what I wanted to do!
Wrong instructions, sorry!
;)
Just... Breathe and take one moment at a time. ♥
See, right there at step number one, Houston, we have a problem. I don't have enough hair for a pony tail. :(
oh dear...
A fist full is more than enough. ;)
Aaaaaaauuuuggggghhhhh!!!
Frustration!
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Frustrated? What's eating you?
Or isn't, if that's the problem.
... ha. Ha. Ha. :(
Distance is what is and isn't eating me.
Distance.
Distance .... Batteries = Frustration!!!
Nice rack! ;)
I am going to be mightily distracted today. I'm ok with that.
:) knees are so very under-rated. Heh.
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O.o
Dirty thoughts....
If I didn't have knees I don't think I could put my pants on.
Carpet burns on the knees .. but always worth it!
Holy crap! Hahahahah!
Notice it is all men that commented on that lol :P
It's too early. I am WIDE MOTHERFUCKING AWAKE.
And .. I have yet to have coffee.
How very odd. Now, if only I could pounce someone ...
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-stands in front of you-
No, no,Toxic, kiddo. Heh. No, no.
Ooo, ooo...where does the line start?
wtf...im only half your age!
and the lines behind me!
Half my age = young enough to be my son. I'm not really Cougar Country. Heh.
Ok, so my boobs are out there.
...
Hoo boy.
It's all in a good cause, though! Morrigon is participating, along with a team she's put together (The Dirty Otters - go ladies!), in Dirty Girl - a 5K race and obstacle course to raise funds and awareness for Breast Cancer research.
This is a very important topic ladies - learn how to do a breast self exam and DO THEM! Often. Hell, if you follow it up with some fondling, it's a win-win, right? Gents - or ladies ;) - do them for your lady friends! ALSO .. a win-win.
Guys, don't think you're left out of the tata-love - while breast cancer in men is much less common, you, too, should massage the moobs and check for lumps.
I was exceedingly lucky. I didn't have to lose the ladies - I just got a few small scars. As much as I freak out about them, I can only imagine the trauma someone goes through for a mastectomy. We can all say, "You're still you, you're still a woman!" ... But it's psychologically scarring as well as the physical.
Check yourselves. Check each other. Keep the tatas. Love the tatas. Save the tatas.
(But don't feel up a stranger, or they'll file charges.)
Go see VampireWitch39's journal - she has BOOOOOOOBBBBIIEEESS in there! And a contest! Guess the titty! Or, hell, just drool. I am.
I still want cupcakes! Dammit!
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Mmm... Boobs and Cupcakes... Good combo!
LOL- well I still got the open can of frosting.
YAY for beautiful boobies!!!! :D
Yay for putting those boobies out there!
:)
Amen!
is there a team for prostate cancer?
and will i have to show my ass on vr?
lol
LOL
~W~
Wolfie ... Didn't ya just? :P
And I fell back asleep between 4 and 430, to be woken by my cat, Demeter, having a seizure (mild, thank you very much) on the pillow by my head.
Today ... can only look up, right?
So ... Some time within the next three hours I will HOPEFULLY find out what that hateful little passive-aggressive message was FOR. Prepositional phrases be damned. I want this resolved. If I did fuck up, I want to know how, so I can make amends and apologize. If I did NOT ... I certainly would like an apology for that message. Either way ... just resolution.
3am + wakey wakey = bullshit. That kind of math is evil.
You know ... having described the process to you of just HOW I eat a pickle ... And read what I wrote ... I do not think I am ever going to be able to eat a pickle in front of you without feeling like a porn pickle eater.
Seriously. o.o
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Those lucky pickles. O.o
You mean you're NOT a porn pickle eater?
I swear that was you on PicklePorn.com.
>:]
If only farting was a porn act I'd share a pickle with you!
Jaysus, Birra ...
all those pickles in a jar awaiting for fun times to cum. ;)
Nice computer chair, right? I got it because falling off the yoga ball was getting old.
Only ... Too bad I thought it was mine, eh?
The minute I get up, it is immediately usurped. And when I am sitting in it? I am glared at with much venom, for daring to plant my fat, but delectable, ass in THEIR new chair.
I am tempted to go back to the yoga ball. o.o
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Cats sooooooooo do not share well. They think everything is theirs. They are like those seagulls in Finding Nemo. MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Put them on the ball, damn it.
Awww, no one could resist that level of cuteness..... not talking about your butt here!!
First it's a chair... next, your soul.
Cats are evil.... EEEEEEEEEEE-VIIILLLLLLLLLL!
But they're so cute. :3
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How CUTE!!!!! You have a fan! :P
... :(
I wanted to get a tattoo with your name in it this weekend. :( They beat me. :(
... AHAHAHAHAHA Aunteh Kateh :D
o.O .... and noone does that for me!
You're that popular. o.o
I'm all for the front row and popcorn to see this one :-p
I wish that some things I have read about in science fiction novels were true, or accurate.
Higher mind powers? Yeah, buddy! Homo superior to the forefront.
Although, with my luck, I'd be a deadhead and have meta-faculty envy.
Brains are gorgeous things. I wish we understood them better.
Oh! Hopscotch topics here ... I want to see MRI brain scans (the ones they do in color) of someone laughing, truly laughing. I bet those boards are lit up like a fire in a fireworks factory. :)
I'd also love to see scans of my anomalous brain with varying forms of input. "This is what it looks like when someone smells colors!"
That would be neat.
Ok. Back to cleaning. :P
What a pity it is that we, humanity, seem to carry "The Lord of the Flies" with us wherever we go. ::sigh::
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It's a good book though!
You're right,It is a pity Req.
What's wrong with "Lord of the Flies?" except for the stupid unbelieveable ending with the British officer. You see if it had carried out, Jack would have impaled Ralph from anus to mouth and then spitted him over a slow burning fire and all the gang would have eaten Ralph until he was gone. It's simple: predator eats prey. The hard part is to figure out where you fit in the food chain.
ciao,
vladstick
After abusing myself for two hours at the gym this afternoon, then finally eating breakfast around 3pm, followed by a short nap - I feel much more human today.
I just had a co-worker text me an extremely hateful message with no explanation as to WHY she was sending it to me. And she won't answer her phone or respond as to just what the heck this is about, or tell me what she thinks I did. I have absolutely no idea what is wrong.
I am confused and hurt.
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Well you just send back "We will talk when you calm down" It will work out, just give it time.
And *hugs* on the hurt part.
Sometimes people just don't think before they act as we all know and that part hurts the most. I hope it can be worked out. You're too nice to hurt. *hugs*
Who do I need to cunt punch? Point me in the right direction and it's done.
XoxXo!
I'm with Deity... show the target!
I have a headache. =/
But - I get to play with my nephew this evening. I am picking him up at day care today (Joe is out of town on business and Angela is working until 6).
Duncan time ♥
Let's hope he doesn't lick the television screen this time, though.
Seven's old enough to have outgrown that habit, right?
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Not entirely. :P
And he has outgrown it, I'll lick your television screen! :D
*if he has O.o
Have fun ... 'aunty'!!
Hee hee...I was picturing Meeper commenting with, "Sevenn LOVES licking the television screen. She'll never outgrow it!"
O.o do I even want to know what he was licking on tv?
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captainglobehead
18:47 Sep 29 2011
And what is in "the deep end"?
Requiem
12:25 Sep 30 2011
I don't know - yet! I AM curious, though. o.o
Vampirewitch39
23:45 Sep 30 2011
It best be a pool... dang it.